One-bite was a severely abused boy who's parents fed him very little, if any, food and never packed him a lunch or gave him lunch money, not even enough for a little something from a vending machine. This is why he'd go out of his way to steal anything he could at lunch, including cafeteria food. (which is always hyped up to be worse then eating out of the trash, even in the real world)
This also explains how, even with all the stuff he 'one-bites', he remains almost frighteningly thin. It also explains how he showed up out of nowhere, because he was rarely at school anyway because of all his 'accidents', and so his parents ensured that he'd receive no food. This is also why no one ever reported One-Bite to the office for his thefts, they knew he would get in serious trouble and be ether beaten or receive even less food.
The nurse said that food that was too spicy would drive him to never want to eat again. Ned and Gordy, both blissfully unaware of the situation, created a huge volcano sandwich to trick One-Bite off of taking their food forever. Starving, One-Bite was unable to resist the bait. Then he said he'd “never take one bit out of anything ever again.” In the context of this theory, it translates to “I'll never eat anything ever again.”
One-Bite kept his promise to never take another kid's food, but eventually ether starved himself to death or was killed by a fierce beating after being so weak and malnourished.
This information was soon released around school. Crushed at what happened to One-Bite and how everyone was so blinded with protecting their own food that they ended up killing One-Bite, not a student nor teacher has ever brought up his name again. This explains why One-Bite hasn't even been mentioned since his episode.
Read the book A Child Called "It" by Dave Pelzer. The next time anyone sees this episode, keep this theory in mind and see what you feel.
Moze is in the age where hormones awaken your sexuality and your fetish. Several members of our community discovered their fetish pretty much at Moze's age.
And yes, there are females in our community.
- Considering how terrified she was to be growing that big, and hated that she was tall in the real world, wouldn't it make more sense that she's the opposite?
- Yes, I think she's a microphile but she is frightened of that as it's not strictly accepted by society.
- I'm calling it: Moze is liveordie. Female, Deadpan Snarker, microphile. It all adds up.
- Yes, I think she's a microphile but she is frightened of that as it's not strictly accepted by society.
- He does act like that all the time, though, but the "YES! WOO!" makes it extremely suspect.
- It can't be a reference to the original story, either, because there's no other way in which Ned is big, bad, or a wolf.
- Ned is Alt Verse!T.J. Both are Book Dumb protagonists, as well as the idea guys. They both also have Innocent Blue Eyes and either are implied to or end up being the Official Couple with their best friend who also has been their neighbor for a while (Spinelli for T.J., Moze for Ned.)
- Moze is Alt Verse!Spinelli. Both are tough, short tempered tomboys, the Deadpan Snarker of the group, have brown eyes, and got their nicknames (based on their last names) to more easily differentiate themselves from the multiple other people in their elementary school classes with their same first names.Ned: There were three Jennifers, but only one Moze. And there still is only one Moze!T.J.: There are a whole lotta Ashleys out there, but there's only one Spinelli.
- Additionally, Spinelli has a love of metalworking, and Moze has a gift for woodworking. They both also end up with their best friends and neighbors (T.J. for Spinelli, Ned for Moze).
- Cookie is Alt Verse!genderflippedGretchen. Both are the super genius, Tech Savvy Gadgeteer Genius of their group.
- Loomer and his crew could be an Alt Verse!version of Lawson and his gang.
The second part of the assertion takes more stretching; you'll have to accept the theories offered on the Harry Potter page about electronics and the UK Ministry of Magic. But J.K. Rowling has said that British and American wizarding culture "aren't necessarily" as closely related as in Real Life.
And then there was the time that new kid wore a full Gryffindor House uniform on his first day. You'd think someone, somewhere along the way, would've told him to show up in jeans and a t-shirt, especially if it's part of The Masquerade. Apparently not.
- Usually, that would be the assistant principal's job. Would you take fashion advice from Crubbs?
- The Gryffindor uniform kid could just be a fan. People wear Harry Potter scarves in Real Life—it's not much of a stretch for someone to wear the full school uniform as a fashion statement.
- On the first day at your new school? Now that's Otaku! And it's a good thing Polk didn't have its own uniform - or do jeans and a T-shirt count?
- No. And considering how much the school colors are repeated in the walls, flooring, and lockers, you're right — it IS a good thing. Students would blend into the walls...
- Perhaps the new kid thought that the Gryffindor uniform was typical English (magic) school garb, which is only slightly more ridiculous than believing that that Banker 1910 outfit was typicalEnglish day garb.
- On the first day at your new school? Now that's Otaku! And it's a good thing Polk didn't have its own uniform - or do jeans and a T-shirt count?
- Judging from the students' wide age range and bizarre abilities, Polk could be a Wizarding School in the Negiverse.
- The weasel could be a spell gone wrong.
- Or an Animagius.
- Or, going with the Negiverse Theory, a relative of Chamo.
All of which means that somewhere in England there's a school with a Baldrick and a Percy who are missing their Blackadder...
The past use of uniforms would explain why almost everyone has a gray school T-shirt and why there are enough surplus green and yellow ones to issue them to everyone who participates in the car wash.
- The show is the Live-Action Adaptation of J.D.'s own School Survival Guide.
- If Cookie grows up to become Turk — how did THAT drop in intelligence happen?
- And whatever happened to Moose?.... This screams for Fanfic!
- Loomer = The Janitor. Think about it...
- One episode had Ned fretting over some tips being discarded from his locker.
- It wouldn't be the first time an important guide got "cute."
- Notice that the prop "guide" looks nothing like the "notebook" show ident graphics.
- It could also be why all the adults are so over-the-top and hammy; their student approached them about being in his School Survival Guide, they agreed, and ended up having so much fun, that they stole every scene they were in.
OR
He's Brittany's cousin. Coz they're both stupid, pretty, blond athletes. You can just see them at a family reunion can't you?
- Other than In Name Only geographic issues, Polk could very well feed into McKinley, their universes are so similar...
After watching all those Clarissa Explains It All reruns during NickRewind, I'm convinced that Ned and Clarissa are related somehow. Really pay attention to both of them, while they aren't directly similar to each other, they do share a lot of character traits... plus seeming to be the only characters in both shows who frequently break the fourth wall and seem to be very savvy in solving their problems in life. While Clarissa isn't old enough to have be Ned's mother, if they had any relation it would be safe to bet that they are cousins with a huge age gap.