And yes, he heard all Light's internal monologues but needed irresistible evidence or Light's personal public confession to arrest him, and also it was hard for him to accept Death Note as Light's weapon. While Light was losing to L all the time L missed exact moment Light set events leading to his death in motion but all he could do by that time is to call someone from Wammy's house as his substitute.In the Wammy's House kids with such abilities were gathered, or normal orphans were infused with such powers and than their development observed. Stronger skills lead to subjects matured much slower.
Near also had such powers, but probably not fully awakened or just a bit weaker than L's, however he was much less subtle with their demonstration because he was less experienced in using them, much less known in the world and had full support of his team, while L was all the time under suspicion by members of Taskforce, despite being stronger. Mello, on the other hand, was much weaker than L, but probably was smarter than Near himself and so was with him almost on par.This also evens balance of power, making Light's struggle look much more impressive. Sorry for my English
- But if the lack of evidence is solely based on the supernatural aspect of this, then shouldn't he just reveal this to the police when Death Note and shinigamis become involved in the investigation?
- They learned about Death Notes and Shinigami but they didn't know how the Shinigami eyes worked, and L was probably ashamed of them, considering what happened to B. He was afraid that if he told anyone about them that they would think he was crazy, or worse a Kira. Remember how paranoid L is and how manipulative Light is and how the investigators want to take Light's side because he's the Chief's son. If L revealed his powers Light might twist it so L became a suspect in his own investigation.
- I eat like L, plus copious amounts of fast food and soda, and I am thin. L just has a high metabolism.
- I binge eat, and I weigh 96 lbs. Trust me, L just has an insane metabolism.
- No, the reason L is so thin is because he burns calories by thinking.
- I binge eat, and I weigh 96 lbs. Trust me, L just has an insane metabolism.
- Technically he would have an insanely high metabolism.
- He may also be using any legal or illegal substance that would increase his metabolism. Claiming one can get away with eating anything if you use your head could be a reference to a deep understanding of biochemistry and exercise science to the point where he determined the perfect combination of drugs and suppliments that he was willing to use, as well as times of day and understanding of his own metabolic cycle and how to manipulate it through adjusted sleep patterns, psychosomatic control over his own bodily functions, knowing how to trigger different states via physical stimulation to trick his body into using up specific nutrients without storing them as well as getting most additional fats and carbs to pass through his system too fast to be fully digested.
- ...and L is Captain Hammer, Misa is Penny, and Ryuk is Bad Horse...
- If someone was trying to find out who he is, they would find out about a little girl named Elle Lawliet who had disappeared, not L Lawliet.
- If there were any childhood photos, no one would have presumed them of him as it would've been a small female in the picture.
- Some of his eccentricities could be pointed to female habits. L doesn't seem to be the type for bras and if he had a large chest on a small growing body, it could hurt his back, giving him a slouch. Similarly with his sitting posture, he might have gotten painful period cramps and curled up like that which developed into a habit.
- L heard about the Death Note through the Taro incident in the pilot. He immediately began to worry about the possibility of a Death Note murderer, and set up a hypothetical situation to prepare. He began in the worst case scenario: He had no knowledge of the Death Note and it had come into the hands of his only intellectual equal. From that base, he began thinking about what events would happen and how he would deal with them. When he got bored, he threw in new elements like Misa and Rem. Eventually his hypothetical Kira outwitted him, and continued the simulation with his students.
- Trust me, that makes me feel so much better.
- But if he's a robot, then how come Misa can see his name and lifespan with the shinigami eyes?
- Possibly either a lookalike, or the person whom the robot was based upon.
- A lookalike with the exact same skills and knowledge as the robot?
- Hey, even if L is a robot, he's still a person. And not even robots last forever. (The warranty runs out sometime.) So he does have a lifespan, and it can be detected. And he does have a name. Hey, L is a more fitting name for a robot than for a human, isn't it?
- He was a very convincing robot built by the REAL L who definitely has the intelligence to design a robot in his own likeness that can fool even the Shinigami eyes. I bet even now, the real L is sitting back at home in his comfy little apartment somewhere, eating all the cake, surfing on the net and reading over everything we're reading. In fact, he's secretly signed on as a troper, just so he can monitor what we say and then edit our responses to make sure that if we ever do get too close to the truth, he can remove it immediately. In fact, he's already changing things as we type. He's invited a secret code called "troper speak" where everything is explained in ridiculous lines that otherwise make no sense in the context its used in, like Lampshading. Only those of us tropers smart enough bother to decipher this code continue to try expose the truth of Robot L and his master.
- All of the above is ridiculous. I, I mean L, would never do any of that. The idea of that is absurd!
- So.... Actually a Doombot? (OMG L is Doctor Doom!)
- Possibly either a lookalike, or the person whom the robot was based upon.
- Although he did spend most of his time studying for exams to get into Touou.
- Then there's his selection of Teru Mikami, who's fanatically devoted to him AND bears more than a passing resemblance to L.
- "Yagami" backwards is "I'm a gay." Make of that what you will.
- "Yagami" is his 'surname', so that wouldn't be relevant unless his whole family is gay.
- Light's mother and sister do show more interest in Light's girlfriends than he does. His father does spend a lot of time (days, even weeks) away from home with his all-male team of investigators (the live action movies add a token female).
- "Yagami" is his 'surname', so that wouldn't be relevant unless his whole family is gay.
- Maybe "Light" is short for "Light in his Loafers"...
- 2:35, "You can't blame us for thinking it."
- Look at an above statement about the Yaoi Note. I believe that helps explain for this section too.
- No mention of Light's apathetic staring at porn to appear normal to the cameras, L, and the police? He specifically buys said porn for this purpose, highly implying that he did not have it to begin with... He even tells Ryuk all this with a bored, almost "kill me now" face... What 17/18-year-old teenager doesn't have some form of porn? Even Light should have attempted experimentation...
- Looks like this one is canon. In How To Read 13 the author states that "Light is incapable of loving any woman." Though whether that's because he's gay, asexual, or too much of a sociopath to care is left up to the reader's interpretation. However in that same paragraph it also states that Light is not totally lacking in empathy like a sociopath because he genuinely cares about his family and humanity as a whole. So that leaves us with options 1 or 2...
- Light is Death Note Sexual.
- The whole Death Note thing isn't real, but Light is a young aspiring detective college student who ends up working under L, a world-renowned detective, but the Kira/Death Note/Shinigami thing, all of that stuff is just a fantasy he created wherein his mentor and crush would see him as dangerous and naughty, and end up chasing after Light, while thinking he was chasing after criminals off in the world. One clue is that Light seems uniquely fascinated by L's idiosyncratic behavior; Light is from a straight-laced, boring cop family, so any deviant behavior would be shocking enough to really turn him on. However, in real life, L is so worked up in solving various real-life crimes that he barely notices Light. So Light imagines a whole story of a tragic sort of star-crossed romance between them, complete with a Romeo and Juliet-like ending, with his lover dying in his arms
- Once Light gets the Death Note, he goes on a murderous rampage. But then there are characters like his dad, Ray Penber, Ray's fiance Naomi, L, and, well, everyone else. His only course of action is to kill off anyone that could be more interesting than him so he can be the most interesting person in the world. Unfortunately, that didn't work, because he's still less interesting than Naomi.
- You are Light, aren't you.
- That's impossible. Completely ridiculous. I'll need a full name and some photo ID, please...
- Feel free to ignore the fact that the entire Christian doctrine is based on forgiveness, of course. And the whole "love your neighbor as yourself" commandment, or the whole "Jesus dining with sinners," shtick, or the "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us."
- Then what explains the "Eternal punishment" schtick in the bible?
- Some interpretations play salvation and forgiveness as a limited time offer, and since all are evil, those who don't take the offer are "permitted" to suffer forever, it's what would have naturally happened anyway.
- Then what happened to "God forgives all" like Jesus used to preach?
- That's impossible. Completely ridiculous. I'll need a full name and some photo ID, please...
- Also, Lucifer literally means "bringer of Light". Make of that what you want.
- Lucifer IS Light. Can't say it's just a mere coincidence. Actually, the whole "Kira" thing is for Light/Lucifer to create a whole world where he has taken all of God's children and has become God over them. What better way to piss the big maker in the clouds off? The arguments below go into better detail for further explanation.
- If Light is the Antichrist, L might be Christ.
- Satan/The Devil/Lucifer is NOT THE SAME AS THE ANTICHRIST.
- True, but the argument can be made that Light is The Dragon, aka Satan/Lucifer/The Devil, and that Kira, his identity, is The Beast. Light brought forth Kira, in a ways, and the people of the world began praying to him - or rather to Kira. Rather than two separate beings, if one considers that the Dragon and Beast are two halves of one being, then the idea that Light, or rather Kira, is the Antichrist begins to make sense. The Beast or antichrist is also a metaphor for a One World Order, and Kira did put the world into a One World Order through fear and mercilessness, contrary to "Love thy neighbour". It also helps that Misa can be seen as the Whore of Babylon - a pop idol who worships Kira and is beloved by the Japanese public at large. It also fits in with the Book of Revelations that just as Satan seems on the verge of victory, he is stopped and abruptly struck down (as is the case with the final confrontation with Near). These ideas make this theory very tangible indeed - in fact, it's very possible that Ohba was intentionally using the Book of Revelations as a slight influence and running motif throughout the work.
- Or perhaps L is Lucifer, incarnate on Earth to prevent Light from making him look bad? Light does have a fitting name and god complex, but he's brash and shows off far too much. Lucifer/Satan/The Devil works through a complex network of channels in nearly all modern depictions, preferring to stay behind the scenes unless necessary. He would never have killed Lind L. Tailor upon first sight, as such an action would call entirely too much attention to him and greatly compromise his security. Moreover, being from another realm, I'd think a fallen angel would have quite a few bizarre habits. The only question, then, is what happened to Old Lou after being beaten by a wannabe fanboy.
- If Light's the Dragon, and Kira's the Beast, then who's the False Prophet?
- Kiyomi Takada.
- The argument can also be made that Light passing on the Death Note and status of Kira to Mikami was symbolically identical to The Dragon raising the Beast from the sea and granting him domain of the world.
- The moon isn't an evil spirit in Japanese tradition plus the moon isn't even evil in our society. This is a cultural thing that you've misinterpreted. The moon surname and Light first name represent his own inner struggle.
- True, the moon has nothing to do with Light being the Antichrist. But he is saying that a kangi that reads "moon" is pronounced "Light" when it shouldn't be — he only appears to be Light, but really isn't; thus, he is deceitful, a false Light, and the Antichrist.
- True, but the argument can be made that Light is The Dragon, aka Satan/Lucifer/The Devil, and that Kira, his identity, is The Beast. Light brought forth Kira, in a ways, and the people of the world began praying to him - or rather to Kira. Rather than two separate beings, if one considers that the Dragon and Beast are two halves of one being, then the idea that Light, or rather Kira, is the Antichrist begins to make sense. The Beast or antichrist is also a metaphor for a One World Order, and Kira did put the world into a One World Order through fear and mercilessness, contrary to "Love thy neighbour". It also helps that Misa can be seen as the Whore of Babylon - a pop idol who worships Kira and is beloved by the Japanese public at large. It also fits in with the Book of Revelations that just as Satan seems on the verge of victory, he is stopped and abruptly struck down (as is the case with the final confrontation with Near). These ideas make this theory very tangible indeed - in fact, it's very possible that Ohba was intentionally using the Book of Revelations as a slight influence and running motif throughout the work.
- The only problem with this version is Near's markedly different investigation style from L.
- No problem; there's nothing in the original WMG to suggest that the host bodies gathered at Wammy House aren't brilliant detectives in their own right; clearly, each time L body-hops he gains a portion of their abilities, maybe some mannerisms and some trace personality elements from the new host. This has the added benefit of making each regeneration a better detective than the last.
- Heresy! The added mannerisms slightly decrease from L's later regenerations; no one is better than L. Ever.''
- Near has the same dilated pupils as L, but only after he begins to pursue kira. Obviously these are some sort of Red Right Hand, indicating "L" is possesing the character. The reason L's pupil's contract as he dies, as opposed to dilating like a normal person, is that Monster!L is leaving his body.
- No problem; there's nothing in the original WMG to suggest that the host bodies gathered at Wammy House aren't brilliant detectives in their own right; clearly, each time L body-hops he gains a portion of their abilities, maybe some mannerisms and some trace personality elements from the new host. This has the added benefit of making each regeneration a better detective than the last.
- Light made stupid mistakes before, such as the one mistake that told L that 'Kira' was in Japan to begin with, or killing the Federal agent when simply lying low would have sufficed.
- Light also seems to drop several IQ points whenever it comes to Ethics.
- Light is a lot smarter in the "second half" of the manga. They cut out a lot of his deductions in the anime (for example, when he understands simply from a couple of words that the president of the U.S is being blackmailed.) But he still makes a lot more mistakes than before. The L of the anime is a lot better with brain damaging poisons than the L of the manga.
- Or he's just as smart, but making mistakes because he's slowly GOING FREAKIN INSANE.
- Victory disease [3] likely also played a role as it involves complacency and arrogance due to past victories.
- This is actually more or less confirmed in the story. After killing L, Light believed that he was invincible, and he underestimated the skill of Near and Mello until it was to late to do anything about them.
- THAT's why L keeps trying to force his cake on him! And here I thought he was just being friendly!
- Honestly the first thing I thought of when I read that was this: "Oh I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake... I can't decide whether you should live or die..."
- And that was where L was in the second half of the series. Faked his death to run off and go complete that dream of his. Hey! Look out the window! I think I can just see a bit of a sugar white building being finished off in the distance.
Because, c'mon, that hug at the end of the novel. Plus, a lot of his dialogue in the phone conversations seem like he's trying to impress her and is completely clueless to how annoying she finds him. After she kicks him and he finds out she has a boyfriend, the bad experience causes him to pretty much give up on relationships and become the basement-dwelling Covert Pervert we know today.
- Except that it's clear Soichiro speaks English, if not fluently, then at least very well. It's just that his and Light's Japanese voice actors weren't as good as the characters are supposed to be.
- Also, the old Light Yagami would have become Gundam.
- This is was made obvious when Light temporarily desnapped and became a morally upright young man. For a while.
- Mja, surely a normal person's actions would be more among the lines of this:1) Go hide in a corner for a couple of hours.2) Destroy the note book
3) ?????4) PROFIT!3) Live on the rest of their life in extreme guilt.- Even before Light was Kira, he was never normal. And if he destroyed that notebook, he would find an identical one a few days later. Death Notes regenerate. A couple of regenerated death notes later, he would definitely snap. We just saw the last cycle.
- That makes for an amusing image- After several creative attempts at destroying it and some severe Sanity Slippage later... "Gah! Back again!!! * snaps, insane Kira laugh* ...Oh well might as well use it to become God."
- What? No, they don't. The destruction of Death Notes occurs in the series itself.
- Light's actions come pretty close to "normal" or at least what a "normal" protagonist would do in said situation:
1) Cry / dry heave in alleyway.2) Consider destroying the notebook.3) Rationalize actions, "I was doing the world a service, killing them" decides that if he's damned anyway for using the Notebook (remember he was prepared for some kind of punishment when Ryuk appears), he might as well take out as many bad guys as possible.4) When no punishment is forthcoming... he's come too far to stop now, comes to believe own bullshit... I'M GOD!!! (Also have to keep the Shinigami entertained)- That isn't Light Yagami. The Death Note he was given was in fact the ninth Millenia item from the Yu-Gi-Oh series that got lost and wound up in Death Note. After using it twice, the real Light realised that there was another presence in the book that was trying to possess him. He thought to get rid of it, however the dark presence from the Millenia Death Note heard this thought and decided to speed things up and possessed Light. This whole series, we only ever saw Yami Light - who was doing everything in accordance to...the APPLE'S plans! Yes, the apples secretly release a special chemical when consumed, which actually contains highly advanced nanobots that can alter an person's mind into communicating their plans of World Domination for them, they just need the perfect specimen to eat them enough to get the complete message, and this is where Ryuk comes in. So while he's controlling Yami Light on behalf of the apples, Yami Light is keeping the real Light surpassed in depths of his subconscious, allowing him to witness all the horrilbe things he's forcing him to do. So at the end, when Light goes into the breakdown it's really Light finally having enough with being controlled, and trying to get out to tell someone that he's being controlled, however Yami Light wasn't giving up so easily. Cue the breakdown.
- Even before Light was Kira, he was never normal. And if he destroyed that notebook, he would find an identical one a few days later. Death Notes regenerate. A couple of regenerated death notes later, he would definitely snap. We just saw the last cycle.
- Of course, you could take into consideration several of the other WMGs here, giving reason to how he could have played out how the encounter would happen in his mind the entire time, even his own death, and Near taking over the investigation.
- Light shifts out of reality right when he gets the Death Note back. He yelled "Just as planned" at the top of his lungs, which in reality led to his capture.
- This is even mentioned in the show / manga that he had written what would happen in the Note beforehand:
- Passes in front of the "CAFEEL" coffee shop in Shinjuku station underground at 3:00 P.M. on December 27, 2003, carrying his laptop computer, and boards a train on the Yamanote line. Dies three seconds after getting off the train." (Vol. 2 pg 44 of the manga)
- Although with Misa it doesn't count. Essentially everyone other than Light and Rem bothers Misa. Suppose you can add Light's family as exceptions too, but considering they're Light's family, she's just trying to get on their good sides to impress Light and hope for their consent to get with Light. Besides, she really saw L as a love rival, because Light was giving him nearly all his attention, and Misa wanted that attention on her.
- This troper has Asperger's, and totally agrees with this theory.
- Consider also how he shows a few other traits of it; first, there's a couple of scenes where he exhibits a few symptoms of pica (remember how he peeled a banana with his teeth?), or the way he just seems to be totally detached from others. When I say detached, look at how others react to him, and he really doesn't seem to mind that everyone considers him weird, if he even notices at all. Plus, there are moments when I act like a female version of L myself.
The investigation of the so-called Kira was imagined by Light and was his inner conscience protesting the killing of criminals. That side of him would be manifested as L, who is essentially exactly like Light in terms of intelligence and skill, but unwilling to conform to societal norms to represent the stress that came with being always perfect.
Misa was already a famous model before Light found the Note; Light only imagined having a relationship with her as part of his repressed sexuality. L, Light's subconscious "good" side, weakened as Light's "evil" side grew stronger and eventually died. Light was put into a coma as part of a failed suicide attempt when the police began suspecting him of killing the gang member.
At the end, when he is killed, it is his moral subconscious, resurrected as Near, rejecting the world he's constructed for himself. He is not sent into nothingness, but the world he lived in is. He spent those eight years in the coma and is now just waking up.
A number of different versions in the fine details of this theory are equally valid, so it is probably not 100% right.
- Sounds like a better version of Paranoia Agent.
- L is his conscience another facet of his own personality that recognizes that he has gone off track somewhere...
- In his breakdown at the end of the series he begins to realize that this isn't real and not what really happened...
- He constantly sits oddly, in a style that looks like the way a dog sits on their haunches.
- He is shown with constantly dialated pupils.
- He has shaggy hair.
- He has naturally pure black hair.
- He constantly hunches over on himself, which could be reminicent of some interpretations of werewolves (gestalt form).
- He has an oral fixation.
- He looks more and more like he has issues the later on with his eyes. Look at when he's first introduced compaired to the chain incident.
- The issue is that he has more bags under his eyes later, and his eyes are shown wider and wider.
- He also seems to not sweat (tennis mach, anyone?), he was only shown breathing heavily. This follows, considering actual wolves and dogs can only sweat on their paws. Considering he was in his usual outfit, while Light was in a t-shirt and shorts and he was sweating all over the place.
- This would also explain why L doesn't freak out when he sees Rem. He is already a supposed fictional being, so the presence of a Shinigami doesn't come as much of a shock to him.
- Except (and I'll poke a hole in my own theory) he freaked out at the mention of shinigami in the anime version. (His screaming while holding his hands up in the air thing.) In the manga, he just fell, so the anime version makes me laugh. Maybe he'd be a werewolf in the manga and not the anime?
- So we've got Simon Yagami, Misa Renard, Aeonear, and now... Corn-L?
- If L isn't entirely human, that opens a lot of questions about how the Death Note works on him. Maybe he can recover from death (although that would be more like a zombie).
- A zombie werewolf?
- Maybe he's an abomination a werewolf-vampire crossbreed. L is pale and doesn't like going outside. Maybe he's slightly adverse to sunlight.
- Or maybe he sparkles.
- Werewolf Theme Naming: "Moon Night-God" anyone?
- Whenever Light gets really angry he's suddenly sporting Expressive Hair and fangs (see when L pwns him right after the Entrance Ceremony, the last two episodes, and that deleted funeral scene... where he barks like dog at L's grave.) But Light being Light he has mastered his powers and Our Werewolves Are Different. (Also it is necessary since when he goes out walking at night the moon is always full.) That's why he's so good at hiding his true nature, he has learned to blend in with the sheep- he is able to keep a calm facade most of the time though he does have some serious rage issues-see his Villainous Breakdowns. ("Dammit, he got me! Rawr!")
- It also explains his cavalier attitude to any punishment he may receive for using the notebook-he's already mastered one Curse he should be able to handle a simple notebook, right?
- That's why Light has a perfect body and has amazing athletic prowess when it is implied he spends all his time studying and snacking on potato chips.
- It's also why Light gets a Rasputinian Death, shooting a werewolf with regular bullets generally just pisses it off.
This would mean Aizawa, a competent investigator, would not be around Light for the months he was unable to remember that he was Kira. L deduced that if Light should kill him and take over the task force, that Aizawa would return to the task force (if he had not already), and thus the task force would include someone most inclined to consider the possibilty that Light was Kira, having not been around him during his temporary "innocence". This would provide L's successor with a clear insight to the workings of the task force, and a vital weapon to use against Light. L may even have left instructions for Near that Aizawa was the surest bet for defeating Kira.
Forget Light, L was the true mastermind, with an incredibly subtle plan that transcended his own death and went Exactly as Planned.
- But he's such a nice guy! I mean, I've seen some crazy wild mass guesses but come on.
- No, it makes sense! Clearly him working with the police force on this case is part of some manner of incredibly overly-complicated plot to throw off suspicion!
- That's ridiculous. Next you'll be trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is Batman!
- That millionaire playboy? He's too busy partying and managing the affairs of the Wayne foundation!
- Why does the above troper think Alfred is friends with Batman?
- And Shinichi Kudo is Conan Edogawa!
- What next, Clark Kent, Superman? Don't make me laugh, kid, Kira is that pesky kid that always spoils our team's plan! And Pikachu is his Shinigami!
- But...Clark Kent wears glasses!
- No, it makes sense! Clearly him working with the police force on this case is part of some manner of incredibly overly-complicated plot to throw off suspicion!
- Guys, this is serious WMG. I don't want anymore of these crackpot theories about Light Yagami being Kira. Everyone knows that guy is way too busy flirting with girls and studying for College Entrance Exams! Obviously, there's just no way HE could be Kira.
- No, its true. I have proof, and I'll be posting it on the inter
- It seems here that the above troper died of a heart attack.
- It's just as well, because I've got a different theory. Light is L. I mean, think about it, "Light", "L", right? Except, and here's the crazy part, I think there's actually more than one L. See, the first L died when Ligh
- The above troper didn't die of a heart attack, but was actually abducted by Candle Jack was has been wor
- Working with Kira this entire time. It all makes sense now. If Kira could not see your face due to you always having it covered (handy if you're a female coming from a society that doesn't allow you to show ANY part of your body) Candie Jack can not only kidnap you if you say his name, but will kidnap anyone who attempts to say Kira's real name, because all Candie Jack needs is for you to say either name for him to kidnap you. It's Fridge Brilliance!
- The above troper didn't die of a heart attack, but was actually abducted by Candle Jack was has been wor
- He grew up in a household, first of all, that doesn't stress religious practice much outside the typical Japanese ones, which are par for course for everyone in his neighbourhood.
- Being agnostic means that he doesn't believe in God, nor does he believe that there is definitely no God, only that there could be if there was the right evidence for it. Plus, only an agnostic could go onto call themselves a god, as a Theist already believes in a Higher Power, and Atheists reject God completely. In other words, Light is in the right amount of ambiguity on this point to accept his calling as the god Kira.
- So, how many times does he say in the series that It looks like there's a god on my side, and it isn't a God of Death.? In other words, this could constitute proof.
- On an additional, he may be a little closer to the Humanitarian way of thinking (no, not THAT one) in that people are essentially good, but there are some who really aren't. Humanitarians, essentially, believe in People. Plus, ever noticed how everything bad that happens is, in his eyes, to do with people? The World is Rotten because of what people have done. Kira is a god because he, as a person, decided to make the difference, setting himself apart. It's a good piece of Fridge Brilliance when you think about it.
- This assumes that Kira didn't have this in mind and therefore subtly manipulate L into eating more and more candy in place of actual food while they were chained together, wearing him down to the point where he dies of malnutrition.
- "The use of the Death Note in the human world sometimes affects other human’s lives or shortens their original life-span, even though their names are not actually written in the Death Note itself. In these cases, no matter the cause, the god of death sees only the original life-span and not the shortened life-span", this rule proves this WMG wrong.
- Both have God Complexes, both want to bring the world to its knees, both are really smart Consummate Liars, both no doubt grew up hearing stories about monsters only to discover that they ARE that monster (for Loki - frost giants, Light - killers), both take it very badly and attempt to kill off all the other monsters.
- Actually, that would explain a lot... So Darth Vader is Light's father?
- Wait... Luke means Light in bastardized Latin. Luke Skywalker. Light Yagami (Night God). Holy crap!
- Light is adopted and he has a brother or two...
- It makes sense-he's the Odd Name Out. You've got Souichiro, Sachiko, Sayu... and Light.
- Also Souichiro does seem to favor Sayu at point (specifically the scene in the hospital where Souichiro can claim to L that he is only sure that SAYU not LIGHT wasn't Kira) and, not to mention, Light could do anything with how smart he is, perhaps he wants to be greater than his (adoptive) Dad because he wants to be seen as worthy.
- This leads to his OCD, perfectionism and eventual god complex when he gets the Death Note.
- Light is a child of rape or kidnapping. Either that or he dyes his hair.
- Discuss.
- And Light really was L's "first ever friend."
- In fanfic form: [5]
- And Light really was L's "first ever friend."
- That's why Light is so creeped out upon meeting L! It's not just because L looks creepy but also because Light has Repressed Memories involving Beyond Birthday... (the jam... GET IT OFF!!! Sorry, what were you saying?)
- In-universe L is the world's greatest detective, well-known by the police agencies of the world (save for Matsuda) and yet when L challenges Kira on live TV Light's first response is "Who's that?" You'd think that Light who wants to be a detective one day would have studied up on who's who in the field unless he so completely blocked out the trauma or after leaving Wammy's House Wammy intentionally gave him Laser-Guided Amnesia so that he no longer remembers ANYTHING to do with L...
- A is said to be very good at math. Light bonds with his little sister by doing her math homework for her. Also Light seems rather depressed in the first episode before finding the notebook.
- More evidence that Light attended Wammy's House- in the manga he easily pulls all-nighters without letting on to anyone that he is tired. Also he has a food obsession with the barbequed potato chips.
- This is also why L suspects Light so quickly-after all Backup went nuts so it stands to reason that A would too. It also explains why L takes a direct approach when confronting his Kira suspect-he's testing him, trying to see how much he remembers.
- Am I the only one who wants to see a fanfic of this concept?
- However, considering that the Death Note only works on people older than 3 years old, that could be the cut-off point for when a name is set as the one that will kill you via the Death Note. If Light was given one name at birth, but then adopt between the age of 0 and 2 years and given a different one before his 3rd birthday - Light Yagami - which is used from that point on, Light Yagami becomes the default.
- That would be an interesting family reunion: they'd be all affable in their charming personas (and they could trade fashion tips on those awesome shirts: Hawaiian vs. the male model catalogue) and then try to kill each other when they figure out their true colors. Light would probably run rings around Dexter as the Chess Master but on the whole he is a Non-Action Big Bad and Dexter would more than likely win in any physical confrontation.
- Addendum: Their standards are very different. Light kills to create what he would consider the perfect world, and he thinks of himself as the incarnation of justice. Dexter's only reason is his urge, and he is far from being proud of it. Dexter EXPLICITLY limits his targets to those who have committed murder. Light's target are not only murderers, but also petty criminals and eventually everyone he considers a "burden to society". Light is pride and presumption incarnate; Dexter probably isn't.
- Also, Dexter generally rules out killing people who served their sentences. Light kills dozens of people already behind bars.
- Not really. While their attitudes are incredibly different, Dexter doesn't seem to be ashamed by his Dark Passenger, but rather burdened by it, as he constantly had to make sure his killings are kept a secret, and he basically just wants to be accepted. Light doesn't kill that petty criminals (he kills rapists and robbers, not shoplifters; it’s his successor who is more extreme), and Dexter has killed some people in self-defence and one child molester. Also, Dexter kills people who've served for too short a period of time and are well-aware of that; Light might be following the same reasoning, judging by the Japanese judicial system to give appallingly low sentences for rape and murder in comparison to Western countries.
- Dexter most certainly isn't, when anyone tries to give him some kind of Not So Different speech or anything of the sort he simply agrees. He even tells Miguel "You're all just unchecked versions of myself. The only difference is I know I'm a monster." (Paraphrased)
- While Light and Dexter share many similarities (both are Serial Killer Killers that come from police families, have a Morality Pet sister, a traumatized fake girlfriend/wife, and are very good at hiding their gruesome hobbies Dexter is almost an anti-Light:
- Light thinks he's a God, Dexter thinks he's a monster.
- Light becomes a monster because he was such a Wide-Eyed Idealist to begin with. Dexter is more cynical and finds youthful idealism dangerous.
- Dexter believes the world would probably be better off without him (not that he's in any hurry to make the world "better off"). Light thinks he's doing the world a favor and feels entitled to rule it.
- Dexter is a killer in the traditional sense-he gets intimate with his targets and carves them up. Light is a Non-Action Guy (and considering all that happens in the series, it wouldn't be surprising if he even had a phobia of guns and violence like Dex has an ironic phobia of blood.) Light commits mass murderer using magical means—he kills from the comfort of his room by writing names in a notebook. There is no sense of immediacy, no blood, no struggle. His targets are dehumanized and the act of taking so many lives would likely have all the psychological impact of a kid playing video games—look, I killed over 10,000 evil Mooks—aren't I grand?
- Dexter sees killing as playtime, Light claims it's a great burden / sacrifice on his part (though, like Dexter he seems to get an almost sexual enjoyment out of killing.)
- Light likes to plan out his next move 20 steps ahead and while Dexter carefully plans out his kills he tends to do things more on the fly.
- Dexter is very witty in his Inner Monologues, Light doesn't have much of a sense of humor.
- As noted on the Dexter WMG page Light's understanding of morals is somewhat similar to Miguel Prado's.
- Maybe Hikari is the reincarnation of Light? They're both messiah type characters, with strong ideas of what's right and wrong. And what exactly is Hikari's crest? Why, it's the Crest of Light! Like Light, she's got some weird connection to darkness, despite them being good-light-people - With Light it's the Death Note, with Hikari, it's the Dark Ocean/Sea of Darkness. Of course, they're different in the way that while Hikari has a case of Big Brother Worship, Light (obviously) does not. (Though, Sayu does, but maybe not to the same extent.) Heh. So, how long before Hikari becomes the new Digimon Kaiser/Emperor/God of the Digital World, believing that, "This digital world is rotten, and those who are making it rot deserve to be deleted!" ... Or maybe they are relatives, and Light has found a worthy successor to Kira's legacy in Hikari? Either way, it's probably not going to make Light very happy to find out that there's a second world he's going to have to cleanse. Poor, poor, Light.
- Not to mention that Hikari is a Japanese word for Light...
- I imagine if the Yagami siblings knew about their cousin Kira they would freak out wanting nothing to do with him. Kari feels connected in some way to him in some way, she has like Light has depression and she’s getting visions of Ryuk and Kira saying they could help her. Freaking out she tells her mom and soon gets a therapist to help her out instead. She later learns of the Death Note (a product made by evil Digimon) and learns how to get rid of it. Her brother has something in common with Kira, he’s gay, Kari gives him a hug and teaches him how to destroy Death Note’s. Eventually every chosen child knows of the Death Note and works towards destroying them… Tai also gets a boyfriend and Kari lives a happy life being single.
- He has his father's eyes...
- Really, check out the strong family resemblance (spoilers): [6]
- ...following this soap opera revelation, Beyond is his half-brother from Ryuk getting it on with L's mother. [7]
- Believe it or not there is a bit of canon evidence to support this cracked out theory-Ryuk tells Light he'd make "a worthy Shinigami" and tells him he's So Proud of You at his graduation ceremony.
- Aizen can even be seen in the first episode of the anime disguised as Light's English teacher.
- This observation and theory lends support to the "Death Note owners become Shinigami inhabiting human bodies" and / or "Light is Ryuk's Son" theories.
- Maybe they skipped the part where Light had to be rushed to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. Because if it's not toxic one could make use of the unlimited pages to survive when stranded in the wilderness or cure world hunger or something...
- Just because something isn't toxic doesn't mean it's food. People can eat regular paper with no ill effects, but they'll still waste away and die if they're not getting proper nutrients, even if their stomachs are full of delicious notebooks.
- Now THAT would make for some angsty fan fic.
- It's been done.
- If done well, I demand links.
- [9]
- It's been done.
- Still, HTR 13 has a comprehensive list of everything that we've ever seen enter L's stomach. His tendency is to have the sweet in front of him, take a bite or two of it, and promptly forget about it in favor of talking. If anyone's bulimic, it's Mello. He's got the personality for it.
- To an extent he may be able to "wish it away" through a superhuman level of control over his bodily functions via thoughts much like monks who can alter their body temperature through meditation.
- He may also use drugs to boost his metabolism or laxatives to rush food through his system before he can fully digest it.
- No wonder he is so skinny and has no muscle.
- Also might explain why he is incapable of sitting like a normal human being.
- If L was bulimic he could have had an irregular heart rhythm which [10] would make his heart dodgy anyway.
- And the bananas. Towards the end of his arc L starts eating bananas because he's really worried about his potassium levels.
- I can't imagine Watari encouraging this.
- Intelligence does not work that way. Emotional stress, however, does. Especially if said emotions go ignored and unvented for five years straight.
- So, if only Misa has been a little (lot?) more determinated to get laid with Light, we would have had a different ending? I mean, Light considers masturbation as a waste of time - he buys pornography just in case someone put espionage cams in his room, and shows no interest in the several women that would jump to his bone. He failed his plan because needed to... ehm... relax a little?
- There is also a theory that those who relinquish and regain a death note suffer psychological/neurological damage from losing and regaining their memories of the note. This would explain why Light seems to become less intelligent. And of course, Misa has lost her memory of the note not once, but twice.
Normally when a person dies, his/her pupils dilate. L's pupils, however, contract. Unless they were going for a Psycho homage, I can't see this as anything other than a major neon sign pointing out the fact that he's a big ol' faker (if it's just a case of artistic license, why did they make such a point of focusing on those shiny grey irises?).
- Might be tough considering his pulse was checked by at least two task force members and HE WAS BURIED.
- There are plenty of drugs that when injested can simulate a stopped heart. It's not like anyone's going to be clamouring for an autopsy on an obvious Kira victim. And we don't know that he was buried; we know that a coffin with something around his weight inside it was buried.
- The coffin was probably filled with all those vegetables L kept hiding under his bed to avoid being forced to eat "healthier". What better way to dispose of unwanted greens?
- Which is why I have a theory about L and the fact that he really didn't die. I seriously don't think he died, now that I really consider things.
- There are plenty of drugs that when injested can simulate a stopped heart. It's not like anyone's going to be clamouring for an autopsy on an obvious Kira victim. And we don't know that he was buried; we know that a coffin with something around his weight inside it was buried.
- Columbo also suggested L's name after the initialism of their esteemed ancestor Linnaeus.
- To further back up your theory, Word of God has admitted Italian in L's heritage.
- L also previously solved a case in Los Angeles, the same city Columbo is from in the series, although it could just be a coincidence since Los Angeles proper alone is the second largest city in the United States.
- I love you.
- In fanfic form.
- ...that would add a disturbing new element to the Slash Fic.
- So is he just a Raito in purgatory?
- This may or not be related but on top of the having the same thoughts / thought patterns, Lawliet would actually be pronounced Low-Light (or Ro-Raito when written in Japanese).
Now, when Rem killed L with her Death Note, she didn't gain his lifespan because she had already died from killing Watari. L's lifespan didn't have anywhere to go, and had already been transformed by Rem's Note so it stayed with him and became usable to him as a shinigami.However, even after becoming a shinigami, he couldn't kill Light due to rule XXXIV. And, in the anime, when Light was finally defeated by Mello and Near and dies, L goes down to witness Light's death, his reasons for doing so are debatable.
- Rem didn't die because she wrote Watari's name, she died because of L. Remember, it was L saying that second Kira would go to prison or even would get death sentence. That's why Rem decided to kill both of them, she killed Watari first because she wouldn't have enough time if she wrote L's name first, you know, she'd be busy dying. And L couldn't really be there, witnessing Light's death as a shinigami because "The god of death must not stay in the human world without a particular reason. Conditions to stay in the human world are as follows: 1. When the god of death’s Death Note is handed to a human. 2. Essentially, finding a human to pass on the Death Note should be done from the world of the gods of death, but if it is within 82 hours this may also be done in the human world. 3. When a god of death stalks an individual with an intention to kill them, as long as it is within 82 hours of haunting them, the god of death may stay in the human world.", 1 and 2 are almost 100% impossible (it's very hard to get second DN, and shinigami can't drop his own DN to the human world), and while 3 might make sense, who would L be stalking? Not even mentioning that even if it's possible for a human to become shinigami, they don't remember their previous lives. I think L watching Light dying was used as a symbolism, just like L saying that he hears bells minutes (hours?) before his death. It just means that Light was close to dying and the line between two worlds (the human world and MU/afterlife/shinigami realm/whatever) was starting to become blurry.
- Why would L have a lizard brain?
- http://www.crystalinks.com/reptilianbrain.html
- Hmm. Remember the first few episodes where the police aren't even sure if the deaths of criminals are murders or not? L is sure - and this would explain why. He has no memories of using the deathnote, but his subconscious mind has vague wisps of memories regarding its powers. So he's positive that someone is killing criminals - even if he doesn't have all the concrete details/evidence.
- http://www.crystalinks.com/reptilianbrain.html
- But our pens work just fine on them.
- That doesn't make much sense. L doesn't wash himself very much, chews his nail, the idea of being chained doesn't gross him out.... Can someone be afraid of germs but not at all keen on hygiene?
- Howard Hughes, anyone?
- That doesn't make much sense. L doesn't wash himself very much, chews his nail, the idea of being chained doesn't gross him out.... Can someone be afraid of germs but not at all keen on hygiene?
- Then why does he hold everything by the tips of his fingers? It would be more likely for him to be deliberately leaving his fingerprints everywhere as a sign to prove he was actually there.
- Someone made a fanfic explaining he has the tips of his fingers burned with some type of chemical (like some crimanals do ) so he won't leave fingerprints (and yes it is possible to remove fingerprints...my mom lacks some fingerprints since she more or less rubbed them off from working on her arts and crafts projects )
Bear with me here. The gigantic amounts of candy are a subsitute for cigarettes. The original plan was to cut down on candy after a while. It didn't go so well.
Combine this with the bulimia guess above, and you can get some...interesting fanfic.
- Two more Kiras and you'll have the whole set!
Most of Light's victories come about either because he knows the rules of the Death Note better than his adversary, or he just got lucky. Every direct play between him and L end in L utterly dominating the field, such as, again, Lind L. Tailor, or the bait and switch with Misa's cellphone.
Lind L. Tailor is the most obvious point. That was a terrible mistake made out of pride and anger.
Light talked himself up quite a bit about how clever it was that he was letting his enemy know about how he's a member of the police force, in a terrible plan to try and alienate L from them. This did not work at all. The most it did was narrow down the members of the force working with L, narrowing the field of officers Light could be getting information from.
He was able to find the spycams through no fault of his own, because he managed to talk Ryuk into doing it instead. Light's first case of "Victory solely because of supernatural elements no one else knows about".
He was able to kill Raye Penber solely through the advantage of the Death Note (which was in itself a mistake given the attention it drew), but even after his cleverly devising a way to muddy the waters as to which FBI agent Kira was being investigated by, he still wound up giving a helpful clue to L and identifying him. How? Because he just had to stop and gloat on the train, allowing L to deduce that Raye, desperately reaching for him in his final moments, was looking right at Kira.
He stumbled upon Naomi Misora purely by luck. He did cleverly manage to get her real name from her, which allowed him to kill her, and then had to stop and gloat again. What would have happened if she'd married Raye and gotten her ID change? The Death Note would have failed to kill her, and Light would have been apprehended right then and there; even if he'd managed to persuade away his gloating, the question of why he was pretending to be a member of the investigation would be extremely condemning in L's eyes.
He managed to keep a good poker face when L ambushed him at the college; there is no denying that Light is a very good actor, but that doesn't make him a very good Chessmaster.
When the crisis with the second Kira came up, he managed to hook up with Misa. Not because of his own cleverness in outmaneuvering L; L thwarted his hopes of using the investigation's message to her, and it was Misa that came up with the plan to meet at Aoyama. Light put in plenty of planning to go meet her, which only called attention to him from L, something that would come back repeatedly later on down the road. It was because of Misa, her Shinigami Eyes, and an understanding of a mechanic Light didn't know, that they were able to find each other. It had nothing to do with Light; Misa did all the brainwork.
When he devised the plan to kill L, it was thwarted by L's cellphone bait and switch, that so completely defeated Light that he was forced to come up with the Memory Gambit.
The Memory Gambit Gambit Roulette itself has more than a few holes in it. It was Rem that made it work. Light wins the Memory Gambit on account of supernatural forces no one else can use. Again.
And then he killed L. Only, no, he really didn't. Rem killed L, and that was something that was going to happen one way or another. The moment Rem stepped onto the field, the game became unwinnable for L, because unlike Ryuk, she was willing to act against him. There was nothing he could do short of giving full amnesty to Light and Misa, that would not result in Rem killing him. Light wins solely because of supernatural forces that no one else can control. Again.
Light DID manage to kill Rem (or manipulate Rem into killing herself for Misa), which, while impressive, was also incredibly stupid. Rem would have been a powerful ally, having a more extensive knowledge of the Death Note and its rules than Ryuk possesses, and just generally being a Shinigami who is willing to help Light and Misa's cause, for all that it entails. The final confrontation would have gone completely differently if Light could have had Rem there, instead of Mikami.
There's been a lot of talk about how Light suddenly got stupid for the end of the series, making horrible mistakes that one troper or another wouldn't have made in his shoes. But This Troper proposes that Light didn't just suddenly get bad at playing the game; he was never really that good to begin with.
- An important fact to remember- Light is 17 at the start of the series (and he doesn't mature all that much (or at all) in the next five years considering he already thinks he's perfect.) Impulsiveness and poor decision making kind of goes with the territory... (there's a reason he's red to L's blue) remember that's what got him into this mess in the first place (Word of God: one has to be "foolish in order to use the death note"). He's a brilliant (and flawed) 17 year old kid with a God Complex... it's impressive he managed as well as he did...
- Says it all really.
- More food for thought- sometimes the most scatterbrained, disorganized, paranoid WRECKS of people make the best planners because they're over-compensating in order to just function... everything is neat and in its place, and every eventuality and contingency is thought up, over-analyzed, scheduled, and accounted for...
- Oh my god, yes!
- Which is why he can eat so much unhealthy and calorie-loaded stuff while still having an (almost) unhealthy low weight.
- I always thought that L kind of saw Light as a little brother...of sorts.
- Well he's got the white hoodie for one...
This exists because it's not impossible per say and because I'm an idealist, and want to have some kind of redemption or happy ending for these people somehow. Besides, Rule of Cool and (if we have one) Rule of Heartwarming - just picture the reconciliation with his father, the crossovers, the peace they could reach, the other solutions boredom could take... plus an eternity of five-way super-planning How is that not awesome?
- Seconded... Like A Badass Out of Mu / The Shinigami Realm!
- Thirded! I imagine that Light would rule the Heaven, Near would be the ruler over Hell (Don't deny it!) and that Matt and Mello would look after those in Purgatory. L would probably take on some Grim Reaper type role. Also, as a bonus, the Shinigami realm, now ruled by Shinigami!B and his trusty friend A, is used for those who don't belong in Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory, where they become slaves and/or Shinigami.
- Heh, well, there's this alternate ending... Light can see the silver-lining in even a And I Must Scream situation.
- There is a fic out there with this very idea - by Sashocirrione, no less. This is really just for the adults!
- So L is Sirius Black...
- Before meeting Watari L was abused by his parents or guardians who loathed the "ugly child" and was terrified by how smart he was. Watari rescues him and takes him in at Wammy's House where L receives Training from Hell to become the World’s Greatest Detective. But as grueling as the competition got with the other contenders for the title he was happy there-he had found a place where he was safe and he could use his massive intellect in a productive way. Watari rewards L's good behavior with sweets and it's something L never grows out of.
- Then just as L is adjusting to his new life along comes "Mr. Aggressive Top" Beyond Birthday who must surpass L in every way. You wonder why the guy has trust issues.
- Apparently eating too many potato chips can make you depressed too [13]
- Except Monster takes place way before Death Note. So unless L preformed time travel, probably not.
- Or unless he's a Time Lord. But that's a whole other page...
- AND he's learned how to be a great detective without sacrificing his posture.
- These things are not supposed to make sense. It's actually the serious guesses that are missing the point.
- Or unless he's a Time Lord. But that's a whole other page...
- Alternatively, L is Runge's illegitimate child.
- Wouldn't Runge's unnamed grandson be about L's age by the time the events of Death Note come about?
- No, L's 25. The grandson would be about 12. If anything, the grandson is Near.
- Wouldn't Runge's unnamed grandson be about L's age by the time the events of Death Note come about?
- It's just that Inspector Runge and L both have the anime version of Asperger's Syndrome.
- But wouldn't Light be Moriarty?
- Maybe B is Moriarty?
- Let me explain,people are always saying that if things had been different they could have been friends.So this time they are,their Tragic Bromance has a happy ending,fans of them as a platonic friends and Yaoi Fangirls alike go home happy.Everyone wins and Watari is Mycroft and Naomi is Irene Adler.
- I, Prime Evil, have been waiting to pull this one out for a long time: L is Sherlock. The timeframes need a little stretching, but, since Death Note never really gives a specific year, you could very easily slot it into the year or so in which Sherlock is "dead" after his fall from the building at the end of Series 2.
L suffers from insomnia, but doesn't want to take any drugs because he's worried they'll mess with his brain. As a result, he develops another system to deal with it. He consumes a large amount of sugar to keep himself alert, because he'll end up exhausted and unable to sleep otherwise. He sits the way he does because it burns more calories and requires more effort, keeping him awake and working. When he does eventually crash, he is exhausted to the point he has a greater chance of falling asleep.
- U mad, Kira?
- The official stats list Light as 5'8, 119 lbs. Made worse—the official stats were mistranslated and Light is meant to be 5'10. That's like 70 pounds underweight: [15]
- In the manga Light casually mentions that he lost 10lbs in his first week of acting as Kira.
- Dinner with the Yagami family:Light (eats two bites) I'm done.Sayu: What, already?
- Light firmly declines L's offer of cake.
- In the manga, despite being popular at school, Light eats lunch alone. Which could be a means to hide his eating habits from his friends.
- And finally, binge eating: "I'll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!"
- Even though L is still kind of a jerk.
In part, this explains why Light fell so hard for L's trap. He just blows the guy off when L's decoy talks about how he is going to catch Light, but as soon as Tailor says that Kira is evil, Light loses it and starts proclaiming his righteousness and then springs the trap before giving his first insane laugh of the series. The reason L's trick worked so well was because L unknowingly struck at Light's very core. Light has to be right — has to be God — because if he's not, then he's evil; he's a murderer. And Light can't live with himself if that is the case. Only two entities have the right to decide who lives and who dies — the courts (empowered by the will of the people) and God. Given that Light can't delude himself into believing he's the former, he latches onto the latter as a lifeline.
Later on in the series, once Light has lost his memories, he continues to deny to himself that he can be Kira because although Kira's ideals match with his own, he doesn't believe he would ever choose to kill anyone for those ideals. And that's exactly the problem — Light never really "chose" to use the Death Note with a full understanding of what it would mean. Unlike Misa, Higuchi, Mikami, and Takada, there was no one to explain to Light that the Death Note was real and show him its power before he tried it out. So by the time he had fully understood its power, he'd already killed people. He was trapped. And thus, for his own sanity, it was paramount that he be God so that he would still be "right" and could still be a "good person." So when Ryuk says that Light will be the only bad person left, Light truly doesn't understand. Because he can't function in a world where he's not on the right side of justice. And if that means he has to tell himself that he's God, then so be it. He'll never be swayed from his path because to believe otherwise would be the destruction of his entire world and decimate his sense of self and self-worth.
- He could be predicting stuff just off his intelligence alone. Some aspies can handle themselves socially if they use their brains rather than intuition like everyone else. Also L obviously has a keen interest in detective work; so he most likely studied human behaviour and psychology to help with figuring out what people could be thinking based on facial expressions, body language etc. Also aspies can be much more social if it's related to something they're interested in, so of coarse L would be more keen for a chat if it's related to the Kira case.
Nevertheless, when he first heard about the Kira murders, he knew that it had to be something of a supernatural nature, which is what interested him to investigate. When he read the word "Shinigami", he realized that his fears were confirmed, which caused him to panic and break his otherwise stoic demeanor.
He has just always been around women who only like him for his looks , and never really seemed to like him beyond that he is apprehensive about a relationship . (seriously he may have women flocking to him, but that seems to be mostly because they want eye candy .)
Maybe even twins , think about it...they both are scarily intelligent , both have dark gray eyes , are very pale , have pure black hair that turns blue in certain scenes and also have similar chins and noses...yes their birthdays and ages are differient... but if Naomi was adopted, her adoptive family migh have not known her true age , or her true birthdate , or even if she is Ls older sister that does not cause a wrinkle in things in the least as L seems to think fondly of her well she is said to have found him annoying.... sounds like siblings to me , with the older one finding the younger to be a pest but the younger idolizing their elder sibling .
All ho yay aside ..think about it Light is bored and basically takes up the death note as a drug to keep himself entertained, and L only takes cases that interest him, but if they both had an 'outlet' AKA someone of equel smarts to talk to and bounce thoughts off of, they could be better people as a whole, L could start taking on just normal murder/robbery/rape/etc. cases, not just the "interesting" ones to see if he or Light could solve it quicker, as a game for them to play, with all the cold cases and just normal everyday crimes, it would keep an almost constant flow of 'entertainment' for the two of them, Plus it would benefit the world even better than Light thought Kira would (since crime went right back up after Light/Kira died )
Note that this is a theory for the TV Drama, and look at how many times Light knees L in the guts and tosses him around, L is even left a shaking mess on the ground and sounds like he is struggling to speak, him getting some wind back during Light's rant at him does not mean anything, as internal bleeding does not cause instant death, so it would still go in the "can't kill anyone if they are so and so seconds away from dying anyway".
L = Xenu
Light = L. Ron Hubbard
Death Note = E-meter
He sits in the same position nearly all the time. Sure, he moves sometimes, he's not a complete faqeer or yogi, but he also doesn't eat anything of substance – no proteins or fats – so he might have been doing the starving thing if he hadn't needed sugar and caffeine to keep his brain high-performing. He even says that sitting normally would reduce his reasoning ability by forty percent, which likely isn't the whole story, but seems too specific to be a complete lie.