- It's an Alternate Universe full of Magitek, and that + Nanomachines would explain a lot about the Cars' biology, faces, sentience, etc.
- Because slash is fun. And it's obviously Sarge, which was practically confirmed by the subtext between himself and Fillmore.
There, problem solved. You might be wondering why it was Satan and not God; it's because mankind supposedly was made in Yahweh's image so God cannot possibly be behind the creation of sapient, non-anthropomorphic cars.
- This could explain why older cars are recognizable makes and models while newer ones (from after the cars started "reproducing"), generally aren't. (They try to be, but they forget...) That would put the date of the apocalypse sometime in the early 1970s (1973-4 gas crisis?).
- Sally is a 2002 Porsche 911 Carerra, Bob Cutlass is a 2004 Mustang, Mia and Tia are Mazda Miatas, the two lost minivans are a 2006 Saturn Relay and a 2000 Dodge Caravan, one of the Rice Burners is a Scion xB, etc. This isn't obvious because, as Marv said, all modern cars look like electric razors.
- Sally, Mia, and Tia are exceptions. Bob Cutlass only has a Mustangish grille shape. The tuner's more like an xB than anything else, but it's a two-door, and xBs are all 4-doors. The vans are completely generic, no matter what Pixar says.
- Come to think of it, this also ties in with Dinoco existing in both worlds. (Wonder how much evidence there is for a unified Pixar universe?)
- A lot. Pizza Planet vans are seen in numerous films and Bomb Voyage from The Incredibles appears in Ratatouille as a mime. Also, sentient toys could be malfunctioning robots which were invented by Syndrome in his world domination schemes, and Sentient animals and super-heroes could be a result of the radiation which eventually causes the world to close down in WALL•E, while the humans are away, Syndrome's robot cars form a new society, but are eventually destroyed and recycled by the WALL•E robots.
- On that subject, did you notice the power line with the birds from the Pixar short "For the Birds" passing by in the film?
- They went by too fast that we don't know if those were the same (organic) birds, or a Cars-verse automotive equivalent.
- A lot. Pizza Planet vans are seen in numerous films and Bomb Voyage from The Incredibles appears in Ratatouille as a mime. Also, sentient toys could be malfunctioning robots which were invented by Syndrome in his world domination schemes, and Sentient animals and super-heroes could be a result of the radiation which eventually causes the world to close down in WALL•E, while the humans are away, Syndrome's robot cars form a new society, but are eventually destroyed and recycled by the WALL•E robots.
- Alternatively, the cars rose up and slaughtered their human masters.
- I, for one, welcome our new automotive overlords.
- Shades of Roger Zelazny's short story, "Devil Car," in which rogue cars "mono" their passengers (poison them with carbon monoxide) and run free. Something like this happened in the Cars universe. Now the cars act out a bizarre parody of human civilization...
- The cars could already be "awake". They hide it from humans, just as the toys do, and thus the toys never notice them moving on their own. (There were a few Audis that got careless in the '80s, and some Toyotas forgetting themselves more recently.)
- The Dinosaurs they were talking about in Cars 2 were the Humans, guess what's in their fossil fuels now.
- The revolution was started by Lotso. He does hate humans, especially after the Fate Worse than Death given to him. He's not mentioned because the cars didn't want him as their founder.
- Cars get rid of human confirmed
by Jay Ward, the creative director of the Cars franchise
- Supporting this theory is that at one point there's a recording of "The Star Spangled Banner" played by Jimi Hendrix, and the character listening to it even mentions Hendrix despite the fact that no humans are ever seen in the films.
- There's also the possibility that Hendrix was a car in the story's verse like the real-life humans who appear like Michael Schumacher or Queen Elizabeth II.
- ...This makes sense, actually.
Something happened to humans at least 50 years ago that didn't wipe out electronics. The reason that cars correspond roughly to our current cars is that the classic-style cars were only made for collectors, and the more modern-looking cars were mass-produced. The cars can still fuel up and everything because the pumps are fully automated and/or they use some sort of hydrogen fuel cell that we have yet to invent, and the tractors were built as non-methane producing replacements for cows after artificial meat became popular.
- The cars could have been given the ability to converse because they had been linked to the passenger's perceptions, so they could talk to other drivers without getting out of the car.
- This makes so much sense!
- Jossed by the creators; McQueen is named after Pixar senior animator Glenn McQueen, who died in 2002.
- That may be true but that doesn't disprove the theory. And let's face it [Steve Mc Queen] 'is'The King of Cool
This explains why she's upset at Doc for calling the news and the press to send McQueen away. When she said "Best for everyone, or best for you?", Doc realized that she knows.
The Cars universe is a more positive result of this. However, something happened that caused humans to disappear, leaving only the cars.
- Dolls build new machines, now with better personalities instead of just intelect like Fab Mac. Earth has slowly started to recover, with grass and otehr vegetables returning to world. No animal life tough. Yet. Dolls eventualy "died" and machines eventualy made themselves cars that were common in old world.

In the Cars universe, the goo eventually tries to recreate the world it remembers — but its memories are flawed. It remembers vehicles and roads the most, so it creates the world in that image - which explains why even the mountains look like cars.
- There are machines that have lasted over a century; a case in point, the John Bull locomotive in the Smithsonian Institution was built in 1831, and on it's 150th "birthday", in 1981, the curator of the museum, at least the transportation part, fired up the engine and it worked.
- Or the factories/whatever makes new cars could be basing their designs on older models.
- Made of Win.
- Totally plausible.
- Best. (and the most plausible) WMG. EVER.
- Andy will become a writer when he grows up, and will be the most awesome writer EVER!
- I second this.
- This is further evidenced in the Toy Story Toon "Partysaurus Rex", where the toys truly experience the adventures Bonnie sets out for them during bathtime. This WMG just got even more canon merit!
- This is the most accurate and likely WMG that this Troper has ever read, and there is no way it isn't true.
- So, there's a car version of Cars? Humans?
- If it were true, there would be plenty of weird stuff on TV Tropes; some hilarious and/or awesome (Back to the Future? Speed Racer?) and some, mostly from darker fiction, horrifying (SCP Foundation? Homestuck, to some degree? Fallout? HP Lovecraft? Don't even get started on anything above 18+.)... And what about some of the terrible Real Life historical or present-day events? It's probably for the better to assume that the Cars universe is different enough that anything which doesn't fit the theme never happened. The sequel might change the tone a bit edgier from the original, judging by the trailer, though.
- Maybe "Humans" in the Cars-verse is their equivalent of "Furries"...
- So what would the Cars-verse version of those dragon/car tailpipe pics be, UFOs and train tracks? And what about those airplane-girls?
- Garagestuck: Jeep Edsel, Dodge Studebaker, Royce Lasalle, Jordan Harley and their weird alien counterparts Carcat Vantage, Vespa Circuit, Nissan Lion-Peugeot, Gumpert McLaren, Elva Aston, and Ferrari "Portia" (to name a few) and mysterious exiles like Wandering Volvo and Piston Merchant play a game authored by the brilliant and eccentric Austin Heeley.
- Roadless: On a planet where trains are the dominant life form and roads without rails don't exist, some young locomotives slated to be assigned jobs according to an oppressive caste system are instead drawn into the same game played in Garagestuck. A series of magnetic railguns mounted on train cars protects their planet from meteors until an evil flying space train comes to tow their moon into their planet, prompting them to flee using the game.
- Backfire to the Future: Doc, a Delorean, falls for a train from the old west. Marty is (inexplicably) the hoverbike from Star Trek (2009).
- Biff starts as a sports car but, after being humiliated by George, becomes a tow truck.
- George is a lemon who used to be bullied by practically everyone until "Carvin Klein" encourages him to stand up to Biff. His novels enable him to afford Biff's services on a regular basis.
- For being a Delorean, Doc is considered worse than a lemon.
- HP Driveshaft's In The Underground Parking Lots Of Lunacy: It'd be like Top Gear's Arctic road trip minus the sled and plus nightmares. The cosmic horrors would be those massive mining machines that look like giant buzz saws.
- History: President Lincoln Convertible has been shot by John Wilkes Tollbooth!
- Mechanic Who: A time traveling alien time machine called The Mechanic travels through time with his car-panions.
- Doc Hudson is a Time Lord who regenerated into McMissile! The Daleks are the Anthropomorphic Personification of everything that can ruin a car from rust to giant boulders combined with a hatred of anything more mobile than they.
- Transformers is Beast Wars in reverse with strange fleshy creatures disguising themselves as vehicles.
- Car Wars: The plucky Dodge Skyliner vs. the corrupted Darth Vespa (could also work for Spaceballbearings - Barf is the Winnebago!).
- The Trailer-hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy: A Ford goes on an amazing adventure with a Dented pal.
- The Matrix: The title character is trying to protect a Scion.
- Repo!: The Saw of the Cars-verse.
- Tunnel: A mute Chevelle battles BluCaDOS (Blueprint Carform and Disk-brake Operating System) with the Aperture Science Chassis-Mounted Tunnel Device.
- Super Cario Brothers: Featuring Alfaromeo and his brother Lamborghini.
- Motor Man: Dr. Lexus's Motor Man faces off against Dr. Wildfire's robotic creations.
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- Inspector Gadgetmobile
- The Nucleons: Atomic-powered flying cars in a retro-futuristic animated sitcom world! And speaking of which...
- Peelout: Atomic-powered cars live a bleak existence in the radioactive ruins of a retro-futuristic world.
- The Cars: The only driving/racing simulation game in the entire Cars AU.
- Homecar Driver: Mainly known for the cmail animations.
- My Little Tractor: Friendship is Magic brought about the "trucktor" subculture.
- The DMV Foundation: Mysterious Paranoiamobiles unwittingly make eldrich abominations and general creepiness stronger as they try to stop it while accidentally leaking all their documents to a creepypasta wiki.
- Diesel: The main video game digital distribution platform.
- Pacific Rims: In an attempt to defeat alien submersible megatanks rising out of the Pacific Ocean, the nations of the pacific rim build giant 4-wheeled robotic rovers armed with weapons. Due to the extreme mental load, each car can only control one tire at a time, leading to four cars that are drift-racing-compatible piloting the massive meta-vehicles.
- Driving Under the Influence: DUI 1 and two had you crashing into other cars for points. DUI 3 onward starred criminally bad drivers carving paths of destruction across fictional cities in full glorious 3D. DUI V had three protagonists: Franklin Lincoln, Michael Towncar/De Lorean and Tractor Phillips.
- Minecart: A highly addictive game where you are a minecart who must craft rails for you to travel on and then lay them through a voxel sandbox world to get more resources for better rails, etc.
- Jurassic Parking: A wealthy car tries to revive the same-as-real-life extinct dinosaurs mentioned in Cars 2, to create a zoo. They get loose on the island the zoo is on thanks to the treachery of the computer programmer who sold out to a rival genetics company, and a lawyer car and one of the tour guide cars get torn to shreds by a T-Rex.
- Parkémon: A popular RPG series created in 1996 by Nintendrove. Players drive across the land, searching far and wide for Parked Monsters (Parkémon) in an attempt to defeat the Elite Four Cylinders. Also accompanied by an anime that follows the adventures and misadventures of Ash Clutchem and his trusty partner, Pikavroom. Already up to its seventh generation, which added new favorites such as Charjabus, Roll-it, Toucamber, Gumtires, and Type: Neutral, but Engine-Wunners continue to clutch to their Carizard, Wheelasaur, and Draftoise plushies.
- But there are humans in Thomas's world, even if there's only a few of them, which makes that world a bit less frigidly horrific. As far as I know there aren't any humans (at least in Cars 1) and the only "living" creatures were dinosaurs and they died millions of years ago.
- I kinda thought that it may be backwards: after the end of WALL•E, the humans slowly evolve into cars, who went through the same stages and time periods and styles like we did, which is why there are so many parallels to our world and the Cars world.
- But what about Cars 3?
- BEST. WMG. EVER.
- Their conversation at the beginning of Cars 2 sounds like a mom and a dad talking about the dad taking the child on a business trip.
- We are The Virus that spread to infect innocent cars all over the Earth, robbing them of life and sentience and rendering each hapless victim into a shambling, will-bereft chassis that moves only at the behest of the contagion. Having reduced all mechanical life to inert automatons, the organic infection then took on forms suited to control their lifeless carcasses, and assimilated their individual histories and personalities into ourselves, until we came to believe we were the planet's rightful inhabitants, and always had been.
- Uh, he's a late '50s model and WW2 ended in 1945.
- There appears to be some discrepancy between some characters' ages and their model, so it's not impossible. Well, either that or he's a Neo-Nazi.
- This troper agrees as Sally is a 2001 Porsche. If model is in relation to age then that would mean Sally is FIVE YEARS OLD by the first film. Making her and Lightning's relationship VERY creep.
- There appears to be some discrepancy between some characters' ages and their model, so it's not impossible. Well, either that or he's a Neo-Nazi.
- After Agent Simmons' dies, Primus decides that for capturing and torturing Bumblebee in the first movie and being a general jerk in the series, as punishment, he will be reincarnated as a vehicle in an alternate universe as penance. This is his Purgatory.
- A male and a female car who want to have a kid go to some sort of "factory" and help "design" a baby car, which is built to specifications and based heavily on the parent car types. "Defects" are when the system malfunctions, Lemons propigate because they get together and make more of themselves.
- Cars are techno-organic constructs, and thus can have babies like humans can.
- Or they lay car "eggs".
- The Allspark.
- Wherever Rodney Copperbottom came from.
- "Fashion" could also play into this, as new cars are created with popular features of the time, or they could modify themselves.
- Jossed: Several characters such as Lizzie's husband and later Doc are established to have passed away.
- Not necessarily; maybe they’re Deader than Dead?
Furthermore Tony Trihull, the lemons' combat ship, is said to be part shark, despite having human dialogue.
- Well, Word of God now actually confirmed the car uprising
, so...
- I love how we are connecting newer canon to older canon. Tau Ceti - 10.4
- It's unlikely that Chick would go that far, as he was never shown trying to kill anyone (although he is perfectly fine with crippling), while Ripslinger was. They'll probably team up for a revenge scheme, but when Chick learns that Ripslinger plans to kill the heroes, he will object or at least be horrified.
Jalopnik describes a plausible theory about why there are only cars in the Car-verse.
The Pun's too obvious not to Passat Up!
That would explain why nothing in Cars 2 shows up in Cars 3.
It's practically confirmed that Vehicles are built to fulfill a designated purpose/s, which they seem oddly happy to do their purposes (I'm guessing cars such as Camrys and Honda Civics are built to be the civilians of the Cars world), that aside, Cars likely operates on voluntary mechanical evolution, which we can see in Cars 3, in which the main antagonist is a next generation of race car, we can also see this with Lizzie, who is a Ford Model T, it's likely before the Cars came into existence, their was a similar situation with Horse Drawn Carriages, which probably weren't actually horse drawn, before Nicolacariage-Joseph Cognot created the Fardier a Vapuer, and Karriage Benz built the Benz Patentmotorwagen, which brings up an important question: who built the Carriages?