Barney is the result of the kids finding some mushrooms and eating them
The kids like to play at or near different schools. They frequently like to pick things they see in nature. Barney, Baby Bop, and BJ are all hallucinations that occur because of mushroom intoxication. Any real person they meet is actually real, they are just seen through the eyes of a child high on magic mushrooms.
Barney is a pedophile
More specifically the events of Barney and the Backyard gang are meant to show actual pedophile acts. Barney gets caught and thrown in jail at the end of this series. The actual Barney and friends show are just him "using his imagination" in jail. First with the same kids he molested. He later gets bored with them and starts imagining new kids. He kids paroled briefly in the movie "Barney's Great Adventure" However, sometime during the duration of this movie his old ways catch up to him and he is thrown back in jail for violating his parole.
The Barney from Barney's backyard gang is an evil doppelganger
It seems a lot more creepy and demonic than the actual Barney we see later.
BJ stands for "Barney Junior."
BJ and Baby Bop are Barney's children... somehow. Hey, if a protoceratops and a triceratops can be siblings, there's no reason why a tyrannosaurus can't be their father.
- Then who's the mother? Did Barney eat her? And how did Riff get on the show? Adopted? Illegal dino immigrant snuck on for pay? Meh.
- Isn't at least Baby Bob being his daughter confirmed? The Barney and the Backyard Gang episode "Barney in Concert" had Barney magically make-believing her into existence.
The real reason Barney wants children to grow up safe, happy, and healthy...
...is so he can eat them later. Really, he's a Tyrannosaurus rex
, what would you expect.
- Barney states on the show multiple times that he only eats vegetables. Also, kids from previous seasons have guest starred on the later seasons.
- Barney could have been lying when he said that. Also, considering the fact that the cast of kids changes each season, I wouldn't be surprised if he DID eat them. Although maybe some of them still just left of their own accord, which might explain why were able to make guest appearances in later seasons.
Stella the Storyteller is a Time Lord (Really, Time Lady).
Obligatory time lord theory, but with backup. Due to a Doctor Who
style chameleon circuit malfunction, her TARDIS split into 2 parts, with the travel functions being a door and the suitcase being the TARDIS interior proper. She knows the ending of Barney's story (And the book containing it being old and used despite its appearance relatively early) despite the fact it was still running: She just time traveled. She was also there for several of the stories she recounts. She uses the TARDIS interior primarily for prop storage and probably has a second entrance, indicating how she was able to go to different countries using the door without having the suitcase. Barney probably is in on this, somehow, because he knew that Stella was still in the same time period when they went around the world. Possibly the Barney Bag and/or the hammerspace closet behind trees and how the dinosaurs teleport has something to do with it? In fact, most of the recurring characters not shown explicitly to have a function outside events where Barney, Stella, Mr. Boyd, or someone similar is there probably are in on it. I guess the kids are fine with this, considering their parents have been shown to have known Barney was there and at some points seen him directly.
- She even mentions finding a number for a clock "on top of a mountain in Illinois." Considering the lack of The Mountains of Illinois right now, she probably time traveled to when there ARE mountains.
- Her baseball team of 12 cousins may be her regenerations. Stella is likely on her last by now. The clock of the same episode was possibly a time synch device that allowed them all to interact to the point of baseball games without messing up anything.
So if this is true, does that mean Barney is an alien?
- Well, Barney Goes To The Doctor did pop up whenever I looked up Doctor Who on Netflix after it was removed, so...
Barney is MAGIC!
Seriously, how else can all that imaginary
stuff be perfectly congruent on several children, some of which have not met?
Nope. The real reason why Barney tries to help kids in every way he can is because:
All he wants to have a family of his own. Barney is basically the embodiment of imagination itself and therefore gets to see a lot of families in his 200 million year long career. But he also sees a lot of kids who are sad and one could argue that he sees kids who are suffering from neglectful families. Barney appears to children because he wants to let them know that someone loves and cares. This goal though very hard to achieve as there are so many suffering kids in the world. So BJ and Baby-Bop are created within the minds of children whenever Barney isn't available. But once they were created, the imaginations of children started to imagine all three of them together. Even though this means that the three will be constantly busy entertaining children from around the world, Barney is okay with this because he finally has a family of his own to love.
All of my yes.
Barney is a dinosaur... to those who imagine him to be.
Since Barney is a figment of children's imagination, he can literally turn into any shape or form. We just see him as a dinosaur because the show only revolves around the kids who imagine him that way.
- This is why on a few episodes Barney forgets that he's a dinosaur and admits that he's scared of them. He visits so many kids that it's hard to keep up what form he's in.
- From "Barney's Magical Musical Adventure" after the kids hear a scary noise.
Tina: "What if it's a giant?"
Derek: "What if it's a scary monster?"
Barney: "OR WHAT IF IT'S A DINOSAUR?!? NOOOOOO- hey wait. I'm a dinosaur...
The show takes place during a time when the universe is shrinking.
The children never leave the schoolyard, except with their "imaginations." That's because the schoolyard is all that is left of the universe. They don't go home or talk about their families, because they've been erased from existence,and by extension, the children's memories. With the universe contracting, it is not only space but TIME that is folding in on itself. This causes the age of the dinosaurs to be squashed into the age of humans, throwing Barney, Baby-Bop, and the other dinosaurs into the schoolyard with the kids. Barney distracts the kids with fun games, while other dinosaur scientists work furiously in the school's basement to save the universe.
- The kids' parents (and sometimes grandparents) appear in some of the episodes. Also, the original Backyard Gang series (and some of the direct-to-video Barney and Friends episodes) don't actually take place at the school, but in the kids' actual yards.
Barney is actually an evil demon.
The little toy is an idol, which the kids chant and dance around to reveal the true form. Barney only acts nice to convince the kids to give him their souls.
- Alternatively, he is a demon but he has slowly become the mask. Eventually he will have to eat some to survive but he will greatly regret it.
Backyard Gang reunion
2018 will be the 30th anniversary of Barney, and there will be a special with the original backyard gang, clips from the early years, and the introduction of some of their kids onto the show.
What happened to Baby Bops and BJs parents?
Barney ate them. Thats right. Baby Bop and BJ have unwittingly befriended their parents murderer. Its possible that Barney ate Riffs parents as well.
Stella the Storyteller was originally part of an aborted attempt by Lyrick Studios to license Doraemon
My theory is that Stella the Storyteller was intended to be a part of the wrap-arounds for a Doraemon
dub Lyrick was planning. Her door was intended to be an Anywhere Door, and the suitcase was originally intended to contain Doraemon's gadgets. When Lyrick couldn't make an agreement with TV Asahi
in time, the plan was scrapped and Stella was imported into Barney & Friends
with all the Doraemon
references either eliminated or changed.
The school is owned by the grandparents from Barney's Great Adventure, one of which is a powerful figure in a crime syndicate
The children get to have a lot of things, and some props just appear without Barney magic-ing them into existence. Whenever their parents need to show up, they appear out of thin air. Grandpa from the Great Adventure
film is a crime lord who has Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Riff, the kids' parents, Stella the Storyteller and her cousins, and even a NASA astronaut on his pay roll to please the children at the school (plus he might also be a wizard or warlock who created the Barney doll for that reason). Barney and co. distract the kids with fun games (like in the "Barney's universe is shrinking" theory) whilst Grandpa and the other crime syndicate members use the school as a Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club
while organizing various criminal activities in the school's basement. In addition, Grandpa had some grunge kids on his payroll to start the anti-Barney humor thing just to distract people from learning the truth about Barney. Also, Grandpa and Grandma are the parents of the mom from the early Backyard Gang
videos, and she too is a powerful crime figure.
Barney suffers from depression
It's not obvious, because he focuses so much on everyone else. But there are enough slip-ups in his behavior where he doesn't quite feel right, where his cheer seems forced, to imply that it's an act he's putting on for the benefit of everyone. In fact, the reason he hangs around and encourages kids so much is that it helps him avoid depressive thoughts.
Either Baby Bop or BJ is adopted
It's the only explanation as to why 2 dinosaurs of 2 different species are siblings. Riff was also possibly adopted as well to explain how he is their cousin.