This Is Why You're Fat (in 60 Seconds) (or This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds) is an Adobe Flash game by domreinalabaster released in 2009. You fire laser beams at turkeys to kill them, making their delicious gibs fall on the ground. Once the time's up, a man gobbles up the spoils and gains weight depending on how many of them were shot and how skillfully it was done.
This game provides examples of:
- Balloon Belly: The man at the end of the game can bloat up a lot after devouring all those turkeys, possibly ending up with thousands of kilograms in fat.
- Ludicrous Gibs: Every kill results in a lot of blood and legs getting splatted on the ground.
- Pacifist Run: You can end the game without shooting any turkeys. This results in the man staying thin.
- Score Multiplier: Shooting more turkeys at once gives a higher multiplier, culminating in more weight gain.
- Timed Mission: The goal is shooting as many turkeys as possible within 60 seconds.
