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Deciding to take a break from your long and crappy adventures, you decide to browse the interwebs for additional information that could help you beat the many bosses you've been facing. Suddenly, as soon as you log in to your computer and boot up your Wandoos internet browser, you discover the most horrifying thing you've seen in your entire life!"NGU IDLE
is an Idle Game created by independent developer 4G."
"In this game, you play as a person that has found themselves in unconscious and amnesiac in a sewer smelling of both crap and crappy artwork. To get themselves out, they need to do just one thing: Make their NUMBER go up as high as it can possibly go! To do this, you have to fight a number of bosses, fighting their way through loads of plot in the process. They'll earn themselves access to adventure mode, a mini-RPG allowing them to gain gear and mechanics that will help them in the other parts of the game!"
"To make things happen, you will need Energy, which is used at first to power Training, which directly buffs Attack and Defense, which is needed to kill bosses, but can later be used for all sorts of weird mechanics, and Magic, which is used at first for powering up blood rituals, but can also be used for other weird mechanics. You can upgrade these mechanics with EXP, dropped from bosses (And other weird mechanics), which will power your engine of Boss/Adventure slaying even further!"
"This game is available on Kongregate, Kartridge (A plugin for Kongregate games), and Steam. An Armor Games version exists, but is no longer supported."
Of course, you knew all that already. You're in this game in the first place! Time to set aside any existential crises that may be had about your universe being a world of fiction and kick this wiki's butt!
This work contains examples of:
- Absurdly Spacious Sewer: The sewer you start the game in kinda has to be this in order for you to be able for you to move around in it.
- Anyone Remember Pogs?: The Fad-Lands reminisce about fads from decades past, from Slinkies to Furbies to Beanie Babies.
- BFS: Parodied with the Buster Sword items that drops from Jrpgville, which are so big that you wear them as your armor! The actual weapon that drops from that zone is a gift shop replica.
- Blood Magic: Is a mechanic. It uses your magic stat to give you blood, which you then use to increase your NUMBER, increase your gold drops, drop chance, and adventure stats.
- Bloody Bowels of Hell: The Typo Zonw follows this aesthetic along with a heap of Body Horror for most bosses... except Brian.
- Cap: Lots:
- NGU runs at 50 FPS, meaning that you can only gain levels in something 50 times in one second.
- Your attack and defense are hard capped at a couple uncentillion. For reference, an uncentillion is 1 followed by 303 zeroes. This is also why there are difficulties that lower your attack power. explanation
- Your items (except Macguffins) are capped at level 100. Later adventure zones also cap how often items drop.
- Your Energy, Magic, and Resource 3 have caps; once you reach a certain amount of it, you won't gain any more. These can be upgraded by spending EXP. However, the power, cap and bars themselves are hardcapped at 9 quintillions. After that, upgrading them has no more effect.
- You can only have 1 billion levels in each NGU. Assuming you're gaining the maximum of 50 levels per second, it would take a bit over 231 days to reach this cap.
- You can only level Yggdrassil fruits up to 10 until you complete the 3rd Troll Challenge, then the cap is raised to 24.
- Your hacks can only gain so many levels. The cap differs with each hack, but all hacks cap somewhere between 6 and 8 thousand levels.
- Challenge Run: The game has various challenges that start you with a NUMBER of 1, but grants powerful buffs upon completion. There are:
- Basic Challenge: No restrictions, defeat boss 58. Awards Adventure Stats, plus boost recycle chance and the Paralyze skill in Normal.
- No Augments Challenge: You can't use augments to boost your attack and defense, defeat boss 59. Awards faster augment speed, greater augment power, and reduced augment cost.
- 24 Hour Challenge: Reach the target boss in 24 hours; that's boss 58 + 26 per prior completion. Gives increased boss and titan EXP, as well as a lot of Arbitrary Points.
- 100 Levels Challenge: You can only gain 100 levels across all your mechanics per rebirth (except training), defeat boss 58. Awards Boost Transformation, as well as increased Wandoos speed.
- No Equipment Challenge: Your equipment gives no stat boosts to you! Defeat boss 66. Awards Auto Boost, reduces time between Auto Boost and Auto Merge, and gives inventory slots on normal; awards a Macguffin slot for finishing them on Evil.
- Troll Challenge: 4G messes with your run periodically. Defeat boss 69 + 15 per previous completion, also you have to endure trolls more often the more completions you have. Awards a variety of useful mechanics.
- No Rebirth Challenge: Defeat the target boss without rebirthing! Thats boss 40 + 5 per previous completion. The first completion awards an increase in the level of Titan dropped loot, and all award reduced boss respawn times, down to 1 hour.
- Laser Sword Challenge: Get a particular level of the Laser Sword augment. You don't have to reset your NUMBER to 1 though. Awards increased augment power.
- Blind Challenge: You can't see most numbers. Beat boss 58 + 10 per previous completion. Awards increased daycare speed, and a daycare slot for finishing them all!
- No NGU Challenge: Guess. Beat boss 58 + 10 per previous completion. Awards increased NGU speed, or increased hack speed on Evil.
- No TM Challenge: No Time Machine for you! (This also locks you out of Gold Diggers.) Beat boss 58 + 15 per previous completion. Awards buffs to your Time Machine.
- Commonplace Rare:
- Poop, which is used for increasing the yield of Yggdrasil plants, can only be gotten by an extremely rare drop from the ITOPOD, or purchased with Arbitrary Points. You'd think it'd be way easier to find the waste product of most animals on earth, but apparently not.
- You also have to buy ballpoint pens with Arbitrary Points.
- Developer's Foresight: The Titan Rock Lobster must be fought with 3 items with "paper" in the name, or he'll gain a massive defense boost. There are three items in the zones preceding him that have "paper" in their name, which is what you'd most likely use. But there are two items much earlier in the game that also have "paper" in their name: Generic Paperweight from the titan Jake from Accounting, and A Paper Fan from the zone A Very Strange Place. Both of these will also work at stopping Rock Lobster's defense boost.
- Double Unlock: Several titans require going through multiple hoops in order to unlock them or defeat them:
- UUG is unlocked from the get-go, however if you fight him without being obscenely overstatted you'll find out that he has a skill that makes him invincible and doubles his attack and defense. To beat him you'll have to grind the forest for the Ring of Apathy, that allows you to prevent UUG from becoming invincible and progressively mitigating his stat buffs until level 100, where they are completely negated.
- Walderp doesn't drop his items the first time. Instead, he disappears, and you have to find him somewhere in the various menus (he can be anywhere), causing him to get back to Adventure with a stat boost, four times in total. Only on his fifth and hardest fight does he drop his items.
- The Beast requires you to first beat the Skeleton Guardian in its zone. Then you have to beat UGG wearing a level 69 Ring of Apathy, Grand Corrupted Tree with a stick, Jake from Accounting with only his stapler, and climb from level 0 to 101 in the ITOPOD with no equipment at all, in order. Each of these steps will drop a clue, revealing that you need to rebirth at 43:19 in your next rebirth to finally unlock the beast.
- The Greasy Nerd requires you to beat his mom first. Doing so makes the code hidden within the Fight Boss feature interactable. Finding all five letters (spelling "FARTS") unlocks the titan.
- The Godmother requires you to beat the Consiglieri a first time, then beat all adventure encounters on the list he drops, and then beat him a second time.
- The Exile has an even more elaborate unlocking ritual than the others: Defeat the Priest in the Exile's zone. He'll drop the Seal of the Exile. Beat him with it. Then you'll have to, in order, camp at level 950-999 of the ITOPOD for a drop, let the idle bar of a freshly made quest reach near completion, then cancel the idle and complete the quest manually, kill the boss of the Mega Lands with a suit of armor that drops from the zone, assign all but 1 of your 3rd Resource into the Hack Hack, and finally arrange all the piece dropped from these steps in the proper order, in the sewer zone. Whew.
- IT HUNGERS cannot be beaten without GLOP. How to make it? First get defeated by IT HUNGERS a first time, which gives you the recipe. Then you must grind the five ingredients and make them into GLOP, which allows you to survive for a limited amount of attacks each.
- Dump Stat: Bars for Energy and Magic tend to fall by the wayside in the late game. The problem with them is that, once you've hit your cap, they do nothing except speed up beards, which, once you're decently into Evil, will pretty much always be capped. Thus it's far more efficient to just spend your EXP on Power and Cap instead.
- Extreme Omnivore: The Beast titan will eat anything: puzzle pieces, random coins, the entire state of North Dakota, severed thumbs...
- Exposition Fairy: Parodied with the A Small Mouse boss found in the tutorial zone. It delivers an 'annoying intro' in a shrill voice. You kick its butt.
- Factor Breakdown: There's a Stat Breakdowns tab that offers breakdowns for stats like Attack/Defense, Augments, and Adventure Stats. It shows the base value of a stat, every modifier that goes into them, and the final result. The game says it's made to satisfy all stats nerds.
- Flat "What": This is the fairy mafia's reaction when you wish to turn yourself into a jar of mayonnaise.
- Green Hill Zone: One of the first zones in Adventure Mode is the Forest. In a break from this trope, this isn't the first zone you face; you have to face the Tutorial Zone and Sewers first.
- Harder Than Hard: There's Normal difficulty, Evil difficulty, and then SADISTIC difficulty.
- Lethal Joke Item: The Forest Pendant starts off with no stats at all, but when it hits level 100, it ascends into an Acsended Forest Pendant, an item with good stats, and can ascend even further, keeping it up in progression all the way up to SADISTIC diffculty.
- Level Ate:
- The Chocolate World level, of course. Even the item drops in the zone are made of chocolate.
- The Breadverse zone also has all its drops reference bread.
- LOL, 69: You get the "How Immature" achievement for equipping a full set of gear at level 69. To say that's not the only 69 joke in the game is an Understatement.
- MacGuffin: There's a mechanic literally called this in game. In the story mode, you're supposed to gather them all to stop The Traitor from getting them all. The mechanic itself uses them to increase your stats with each rebirth.
- Manly Facial Hair: Your Beards of Power not only look cool, but also increase your stats, with them growing based on your Energy and Magic Bars.
- Next Tier Power-Up: The Forest Pendants and Looty McLootFace items all evolve into more powerful items once they hit level 100. There are a total of 9 levels of Forest Pendant ascension and 8 levels of Looty ascension.
- One Stat to Rule Them All:
- Your Resources' Cap and Power are used for basically everything in the game. The vast majority of your accessories will be there to boost them up.
- Respawn gear is powerful because it can increase the number of Perk Points you get from the ITOPOD by letting you kill more monsters quicker. It also is useful for completing quests quicker. Also, Respawn doesn't scale throughout the game: whatever has respawn on it will stay in your inventory for the rest of the game.
- Overdrawn at the Blood Bank: Exaggerated. One of your blood rituals lets you turn yourself inside out to harvest blood. You can do this up to 50 times per second.
- Regenerating Health: Both you and the boss regain health constantly while not fighting.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: Invoked by the Typo Zonw (sic) in adventure mode. It's where 4G supposedly keeps all of his typos, and every enemy and piece of equipment dropped there contains some sort of typo.
- Running Gag: Starting from a small mouse, the protagonist gets into a lot of trouble involving rodents. In order, we have said small mous, a slightly bigger mouse, a big rat, a Rodent of Unusual Size, the mega-rat, the rat god, a 2d mouse, ghost mice, robo-rat, a naked mole rat, a chocolate mouse and M.O.U.S.E., a sentient galaxy cluster.
- Shout-Out: So many that it has its own page.
- "Simon Says" Mini-Game: During the battle with Walderp, the titan occasionally says "Walderp says do an [attack]". You must quickly do the required attack (and only this one) or he will One-Hit Kill you. If he doesn't say "Walderp says", you have to do any attack but that one, or get similarily one-hit-killed.
- Stylistic Suck: The interface and art looks like it was splashed together in MS Paint. Of course, that's part of the charm.
- Unsportsmanlike Gloating: In the description of one hack, the Greasy Nerd brags that he has 5 billion levels in all of his NGU's. note In the next hack description, you promptly kick their butt.
- Finally defeating that damned page, you take a quick look to realize how much time has passed, only to realize the second worst thing in your entire life: you didn't defeat the page, you browsed the entire damn wiki! You've spent all night browsing literature tropes and spoiling every work in existence!
