The Goodglove

In "Furious Scammer Faces His Worst Nightmare" by Kitboga, the scammer wants the date of birth of Kitboga's Ethel Goodglove character ("Granny Edna") in order to create an e-mail for her that he can control. Ethel, however, is far more interested in going off on a rambling tangent about how her unusual last name came to be.

Example of:
Rambling Old Man Monologue