VIDEOS:
Acid Bathing
The Doctor is mistaken for dead by the authorities on Varos and is about to be dissolved in an acid bath, but wakes up and instead accidentally causes the crewmen there to (gruesomely) fall in the acid simply by trying to ask one what just happened. Just before leaving, the Doctor quips "you'll forgive me if I don't join you."
Example of:
Bond One-Liner