Tropes That Will Never Happen / Too Ambiguous

These tropes are too unclear or can be interpreted in multiple ways, so they will never happen.

Compare to Unknowable, Attracts Potholes, and Too Subjective. Contrast Too Specific.

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Dishonorable mentions:

• Apple Stem Pulling Teeth
• Enraged Cows Injure Farmers With Axes
• More Lies Ahead
• Needs More Neutrality (Could be a version of Needs More Love with So Okay, It's Average, or a fiction that is too nice to one side.)
  • Flame Bait
• That Time When That Thing Happens
• A Through Z Word Privileges
• Some People Do Stuff
  • Some People Do Cool Stuff
• "This work could provide examples of:"
  • "This work should provide examples of:"
• Played Trope
• Mohs Scale Of Musical Musicalness
• Possibly What It Says on the Tin
• What Might Be
• Could Hurt a Child
• And the Adventure Might Continue (Sequel Hook?)
• Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously
• The Fast Eddie (Trope-Namer Syndrome, since it could be the Atari 2600 game.)
  • The Fast Eddie Furious
    • Fast Eddie Is Furious
  • Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down
  • Fast Eddie Was Wrong
  • The Fat Eddie
  • The Slow Eddie (Fast Eddie's Evil Counterpart?)
• Ambigiously Ambigous
• Least Common Superpower: A power that only one character has, for a few seconds, after which it's taken from him and no one ever has that power again... or it's just a superheroine/supervillainess that's as flat as a board. Or a superhero/supervillain with a big penis.
  • The Silver Age brought us Super Weaving and Super Landscaping...
• Moderately Common Superpower: Uh... average-sized breasts? Anything in Stock Superpowers Index? Enormous any-nonsexual-body-part? I dunno.
• Superpower Commonality Polynomial
• Superpower of Commonality Yet Indeterminable by Known Methods
  • Overlaps with Unknowable.
• So Ambiguous It's Ambiguous
  • So Ambiguous It Might Be Ambiguous
    • Possibly Ambiguous Enough to Possibly Be Ambiguous