These tropes are unusual combinations of multiple tropes so they will never happen.
Compare to X Meets Y.
Dishonorable mentions:
- Accusing Your Sentimental Boss of Comparing Lesbians to Tyrants and Commenting on Your Credit Score with a Gunshot
- Added Alliterative Author Appeal to Worse Problems
- Arson, Murder, Milk, Breaded Eggs
- Badass Humongous Mecha Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Ranger Hero Who Fights Crime IN SPACE!
- Best Known for Ignoring the Innocent, Reluctant, Shameless Foreign Mr./Ms. Workout Self-Fan Disservice Model Characters Costumes Faux Fight Cover Extra Pack with a Smile
- Big Bad Magnificent Monstrous Hate Sink Parents of Cerebus
- Possibly Fire Lord Ozai, Medusa Gorgon, and for a Fan Fic example, Jacques Schnee in Ruby and Nora?
- Big Little Blunt Slow Rapid-Fire "No!"
- Bond/Schiff "Facing the Bullets" Pre-Mortem Pre-Asskicking One-Liner, Name... One-Liner Echo
- By Big "NO!", I Mean Big "YES!"
- Calling Your Bathroom Orgasm Attacks
- Card-Carrying Hero Antagonist
- I am Hakumen. The end has come!
- Chekhov's Overused Xylophone Penis (Anton Chekhov keeps shoving his bizarre fetish in everyone's face.)
- Color Coded Sailor Earth Mary Sue
- Come For The Meme, Stay For Godzilla
- Complaining About What Do You Mean Freud Was Right... IN SPACE!!
- Cowboy BeBop at His Magical Alleged Computer
- Critical Jerkass Soundtrack Reception (This soundtrack sucks balls! Didn't they test this music before they released it?)
- Crowning Moment of Crowning Moments
- Crowning Moment Of Difficult But Awesomeness By Analysis Channel
- Crowning Moment of Nerd Rage
- Your Favorite Martian did a song on this.
- Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
- Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
- Crowning Xanatos Gambit of Zettai Ryouiki Does Indeed Work That Way
- Curse Cut Short by Irony in the Limelight With the Boss of a Thousand Voices
- Dark Horse Defeat
- Did You Just Drop A Bridget On Marvin?
- A Wholesome Crossdresser accidentally shoots Marvin in the face after revealing his true gender.
- "There were supposed to be two earth-shattering kaboobs!"
- Die For Our Gambit Pileup... IN SPACE!
- ...Bitch!
- Domestically Abusive Parents That Abuse Animals, Loopholes, And Are Precursors
- Draco in Earth Shattering Gainax Ending
- Dude, Not So Unfunny It's Actually Pretty Crazy Awesome
- Dude, She's Like, A Lesbian In A Coma. Not Funny! Where's My Respect?
- Dude, She's Not Like, In An Actually Pretty Funny Coma
- Dumbass Badass Jerkass Woobie Sue
- Eliminated from the Race for Your Love at First Helmet-Mounted Sight
- Everybody Knows That A Kung Fu Battle Butler Wizard Jesus Did It In Purgatory With The Candlestick
- Everybody Was Car Cane Confusion Forklift Gun Juggle Waif Wire Shui Foley Fighting
- Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
- But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
- Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
- Don't you mean "Everyone on TV Tropes especially in Wild Mass Guessing is Shinji Ikari AND Haruhi Suzumiya on Gallifray who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the clone of a Cylon Skrull who was created by Dr. Manhattan"?
- And wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them?
- But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
- Everyone Is Jeeves and Wooster In Ironic Hell
- Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
- We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
- Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
- Isn't that the humor of Warhammer 40,000?
- Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
- Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from FernGully, but he was overloaded was pleasure and his head exploded.
- Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
- Giant Enemy Rock Lobster
- Giving up on Oven Fridge (The World Is Not Ready for an oven-fridge combination!)
- The Good Guys Always Let Team Rocket, the First Installment, the Youngest Child, the First Girl, the Bully, the Bad Guy, the First Father, the Last Girl, the Last Confession, and the Simple Gesture Win Her a Prize to Exit by Doing Absolutely Nothing... Because You Only Weren't Supposed to Win Oscars Once, Bitch!
- Good Victorious Natural Classical Music is Boring, but Practical
- Hello Nasty Party
- Hobbes, Rousseau, Freud, And Ludd All Made Some Pretty Good Points; Screw That Machiavelli Guy, Though
- Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg
- If Hijacked By Kung Fu Crystal Dragon Space Jesus, Then Aliens
- I Hit You, You Hit The Ground So Hard, Your X Won't Feel a Thing
- Innocent Sexy Virgin Nanny Action Heroes Speak in The Original Klingon (To the point of cliche. Why do so many blockbusters include Klingon-speaking virgin nanny protagonists nowadays?)
- It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
- I Want My Stupid Helicopter Mecha Sequel
- Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
- Kick Your Little Boy And His Post Apocalyptic Evil Detecting Big Friendly Heroic Shaggy Dog Too!
- Kid Hero Detective Animal
- Killer Job-Stealing Robot Buddy
- Mistaken a Badass Cheating Murderer for a Pregnant Dog
- More Dakar
- My Grandma Can Beat Up Your Universe And a Diet Coke for Great Justice and Some Other Stuff, Like That Show, But Not in My Contract
- Never Wake Up The Unintelligible Insane Troll Busting Bird
- Nightmare Face Fetishist Fuel Retardant
- Not with Them for the Briefcase Full of Money Spiders
- One-Winged Angels, Devils, Squid, Jaywalking, Breaded Eggs
- OVER NINE THOUSAND Percent Approval Gambit Ruined FOREVER IN SPACE Vs Coyote Season Rabbit Season And Zoidberg Especially Zoidberg Versus Unforgivable Fourth Wall Hardness
- Playing Drunk On Milking The Giant Sacred Cash Cow Tools Of Sapience
- Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
- Meg from Radiant Dawn qualifies for this.
- The Power of Rock Beats Laser Guided Easy Amnesia
- Precision Cluster Atomic N-Bomb
- The Boondocks is actually a great example of this.
- Recycled Transhuman Libertarian Ape Stealth Burial
- Ricky Morton's Fork Fencing
- Salem Is Marlboro Country
- Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
- Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
- Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
- But the girls don't have a screw.
- Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
- Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
- Screw the Rules I Have Money, I Have Connections, and I Make Them!
- Silly Meatbag, Even the Subtitler Is, Like, a Big Lipped Overworked Cowboy BeBop at His Computer Complaining about People Not Praising Shows They Don't Watch… Because Most Gamers Are More Than Infinite and Your Mega Neko Too and That's What I Call Stupid Good, Bitch!
- Silly Rabbit, What Do You Mean Romancing Cthulhu Is For Kids?
- Silly Smeerp, Blue And Orange Morality License Is For Space Jews From Nowhere!
- Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
- Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale Abstractness.
- So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka Boxbot?)
- So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
- So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is Doctor Horrible
- So Big Bad, It's Big Good
- Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France While Laughing At A Mr. Fanservice From A Kids Show
- Surprise Double Super Rocket Sharks (And do they have Frickin' Laser Beams?)
- This is No Time for Songs in the Key of First Period Gay Archive Palmtree Crowd Panic! at the Disco
- Too Dumb to Live It Down to Normal
- Took a Level In Adaptational Dumbass Teenage Son DJ No More! He Certainly Has A Point
- Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, and denying it constantly.
- Played straight by Helga
- Unintentionally Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist-Centered Morality Chained by Fashion Victim Villain Song
- Viewers Are Goldfish, Humans Are Bastards, Men Are Generic, Women Are Special, Our Dragons Are Different, Bears Are Bad News, Dogs Are Dumb, Cats Are Mean, This World Just Sucks, Doesn't It?
- Very Special WHAM BLAM Musical Christmas Halloween Baseball Babysitting Beach Episode on a Plane - yes, all of that at once.
- We Can Make A Master Race Together...wait, that actually might be a trope.
- Sounds like Iskierka to Temeraire in Temeraire.
- What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
- Playing With Complaining About Shows You Don't Like?
- White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
- Why Don't You Just Have Sex With Cthulhu?
- You Already Destroyed The Past
- You Cloned the Stupid Jetpack Apocalypse Cam!
- Those Wacky British Zombie Hunter Protagonists (Also Too Ambiguous - do they hunt British zombies, or are they British people who hunt zombies?)
- Oh, and they're communists, too!
- Those Wacky British Zombie Hunter Protagonists (Also Too Ambiguous - do they hunt British zombies, or are they British people who hunt zombies?)
- You Could Have Used the Sneaky Mundane MacGuffin Super-Person To Be Lawful or Good ...Or So I Heard, but You Were There, and Zoidberg, and Your Heroic Old Post-Apocalyptic Dog Too, And the Rest, *thud*
- You No Take Nuclear Dynamite Candle
- Zero-Approval Xanatos/Thanatos/Batman/Cassandra/Genghis/Uriah/Scheherezade Deliberate Compound Interest Party Scheduling Lysistrata Self-Poison-and-Cure Fake Deceased Disguised Gazelle Memory Impersonation Cloning Failure Despair Brutality Magnet Out-Speed Chess Roulette Pileup
- Nobody Here But Us Embarrassing Memorial Statues.
- Dumbass! No More Than Meets the Senior Subordinate. Just Go and Sin No More Than Thou. More Than More Popular Dakka? But Wait, There's No More for Me!
- I Don't Like You and I Can Explain. I Don't Pay A Guy Like You Because You'd Be Unhappy If My Calculations Are Correct. That's What I Would Do If I Had a Nickel....
- Welcome to My Way or the Highway. I Can't See My House From Here. My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad Wherever You Are. Fine, You Can Just Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter and Go to Your Room!
- You're Cute When You Have to Believe Me! You Can Run But You Can't Make an Omelette Without Your Phlebotinum.
- Would You Like to Hear Why We Can't Have Nice Things? When I Was Your Age, I Was Born Ready. I Work Alone And I'm the Queen of Sheba. You Are Fat.
- Move Along, Nothing to See in Him. He's Not Quite On Our Side.
- Technically a Smiling Naked Vampire Zombie Transport
- Not Actually His Always Evil Brainwashed Blood Siblings Available in Stores on the List Anymore, Are You?
- Attack! Attack! Attack! Punch! Punch! Punch! Attack! Punch! Attack! Slap! Slap! Kiss! Kiss! Slap! Punch! Attack! Punch! Attack! Attack! Attack! Punch! Punch! Punch! Explain! Explain... Uh-Oh... Flashback... Back... Back... Bread... Eggs... Milk... Squick! Oh, Crap! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat... Ooh, Shiny! Help! Help! Trapped in Title Factory!
