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->There's something insignificant written here, but because it's insignificant, you didn't read it.
- — Words written on a hard-to-ignore signpost in Mother 3
I'm neither shiny nor a very good tsukkomi.
Against all odds, this site has not ruined my life yet, and today it wields around a quarter of addictiveness that it used to. But every once in a while it still manages to suck me back in.
Woah, I can tropefy myself!
Wait, isn't that not allowed and kind of awkward?
On the wiki proper? That's correct. Good thing this isn't the wiki proper!
- Berserk Button: Whenever a "Go For A Perfect!" shatters. Mosquito bites. Unmarked major spoilers. They all turn my non-frown upside down.
- Only Mostly Dead: Several months without water, the shock from a well intentioned repotting, and too much sun turned my dracanea into a lifeless brown husk. But the epic comeback it made when an offshoot popped out of the soil weeks later was the stuff of legend!
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: While browsing this site, I sometimes come across an example shaped like a monolithic block of text and think, "Nah, I'm not reading all that".
- Square Peg, Round Trope: I'm misusing several tropes in this folder because I think it's amusing at the time of this writing. Please don't do this on the wiki proper.
- Gravity Falls Will Ruin Your Life: This blasted show is how I discovered TV Tropes in the first place.note
