Upon his birth, Kiddypro's parents realized the horrors that they had unleashed. Since then, the neighborhood and the Internet forever look over their shoulder just to see if Kiddypro is standing next to them.
Well, okay, no, maybe not. But I'm really a bad guy. I am, I totally am. Kiddypro currently lives in Tejas with his family of nine siblings and both parents, has lived a good life so far, and is pursuing a degree in Game Design.
==Kiddypro's life contains the following tropes==
- Aloof Big Brother : Psht, not MY fault the younger kids are destructive.
- Badass Family : We don't usually go on adventures and blow away Death Stars or anything like that, but people often give us credit for raising as many children as ten, and to my parents for putting up with each other's bullshit for twenty-six years.
- Big Brother Instinct : Naturally.
- Black Sheep : Whether it's the filthy language coming out of my mouth or the fact that I listen to Voltaire, somehow, I'm the reason the younger siblings feel bold enough to watch Police Academy and Office Space.
- British Teeth : Damn you, British heritage!
- Caustic Critic : To everyone.
- Cloud Cuckoolander
- Creepy Uncle : I have several uncles, two aunts... ALL of them creepy.
- Dead Little Sister : .....
- Headphones Equal Isolation : Sorry? I was busy not listening to your pointless bitching.
- It Runs in the Family : Attitude. LOADS of it.
- Lean and Mean : I can lean toward this occasionally.
- Long-Haired Pretty Boy : I've been accused of this several times, although I never figured out why.
- Perky Goth : I can end up in this spectrum very easily, but my younger sister is better at it.
- Pervert Dad : I will never be able to get him to shut up once he starts...
- Promotion to Parent : I find myself and some of my other siblings having to watch out for the younger ones, as the parents are somehow never around when we need them.
- Nice Shoes : They're boots, actually. Perfect for punting annoying things like children or puppies.
- Nightmare Fetishist : All apart of being a chipper, smart-alecky fan of horror films.
- One Head Taller : Than most folks. For some, I'm nearly TWO heads taller. It'd be awesome if I actually HAD two heads, by the way.
- Scary Shiny Glasses : Go ahead, make me angry, I dare you.
- Strong Family Resemblance : Which leads me to confuse my siblings for each other, hilariously.
- Thicker Than Water : Mess with one of us, you mess with ALL of us.
- What Beautiful Eyes! : I ended up distracting people a few times by making eye contact, and this was the excuse they gave me. Well, I think we all know why they didn't want to look in my eyes for too long. Mwahaha...
