Hello . My nickname is Tourtinet . I was born January 27 1991. At september 2013 , I'm in libary studies "vocationnal bachelor* ( I didn't found better translation for my "bachelor" . He exist a better translation ?)
I'm dyspraxic . therefore, i'm clumsy , rare male version and my hand-writting is illegible . ( in class, I have a computer ,it's necessar) I am I live in France , in a rainy region)
I hang around especially with the womans . I I have little male friend . I like some sports , like dance, badminton, swimming, walk , bowling and tandem, but for the pleasure ( i'm bad at sports and I didn't have the competitive spirit)
I like too to read to writte ( illegibly , but to writte even tough , or on computer sometimes) , take photos , see my family and my friends , play at board games , theather , ballet and .... eat ...
it's strange ,but I like too do the dishes, pass the vacuum cleaner and put away the shopping
I dislike some sports : rugby, soccer and combat sports ( without fencing) I dislike figthing , cars, video games (without the sims) and take a trash can outdoors for emptying ( thrash bag stinks !)
I have gaps in english ( I make progress thanks to T Vtropes ) and very bigs gaps in mathematics .
- in french , the vocational bachelor ( "licence professionnelle, or "licence pro" but the teachers hate abbreviation "pro") is possible only two years to "bachelor cycle" and it's selective) . She mix theory class and internship and last a year . It's for students who want work "ASAP" ( I'm don't do yearrs of studying)
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- Apologises Alot
- Can't Hold His Liquor minimized . Two sangria or punch glass and I'm tipsy , but not drunk ! ( And I have dynamic alcohol . I didn't feel tiredness when I'm tipsy)
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! And Cloud Cuck O Olander (I daydream all time ! even I brush my teeths, I daydream ,and when I daydream, I can confuse my toothpaste and my ex-anti-acne-cream and I forgett often my schools suppliesv , or my phone or other in others places)
- Bathing Beauty , Rare male version. Okay, I'm not appear on tv , and i'm think be "normal" not " a beauty" but I loves shower and bath .
- Cell Phones Are Useless apply to my mobile phone. ( SFR is a awful french mobile phone company)
- Big Eater but I share food easily
- Can't Take Criticism ( I try to defied this trop and to accept justified critisism)
- Glurge Addict ,
- Cuddle Bug Deadhorsetrope in high school but not anymore (my females friends liked my cuddle , but not theirs boyfriends )
- Cuteness Proximity ( with cats and babys)
- Constantly Curious
- Mr. Imagination
- Motor Mouth
- Covert Pervert minimized . I hate x-rated films and books, or naked girls photos, and I hates hard dirty jokes, but I had a l ( only one) book softly naughty ( not even erotic) , I loves soft dirty jokes and heard a double entendre everytime"
- No Sense of Direction
- Shrinking Violet minimized . Talk at everybody individually , but in front of my form , or if I call (even my bestfriend) , I'm very shy. (For the phone, nothing problem If I answer at phone . I was "afraid" of to disturb, most likely
- Fragile Flower, I'm Hypersensitive and I cry easily, but not such a lot
- Too Soon easily shocked ( For that I avoid to watch news ) and I hate Black Humor, but my father love Black Humor
- WhyDidHaveToBeFirecrackersAndFirework dead horse trope. Beaten in december 2013.
- Friend to All Children
- The Pollyanna
- Spoonerism french spoonerism ( "contrepéteries) are my other favorite humor form . ( in french, Spoonerism is essentialy soft dirty jokes)
- Behind a Stick : deadhorse tropes tropes . when I was child, I inclined to at hide myself behind a smaller items, but the friends founded me easily
- Good Parents
- Self-Deprecation: my favorite humor.
- No Smoking . I'm non-smoker, BUT I'm AGAINST "witch-hunt" . The smokers can smoked , while they respect non-smoker (and all my friends smoker respect non-smokers
- Messy Hair
- Kind Hearted Cat Lover
- Confessions Of Georgia Nicolson
- The Princess Diaries
- Allie Finkles Rules For Girls
- The Heather Wells Mysteries.
- A compromising position ( Carole Matthew's book , soflty NSWF)
- Private
- Ally's World
- Marion et Cie ( exist only in France)
- PoilDeCarotte:
- The Mystery Of The Yellow Room
- [[arthur rimbaud's poesies]] , especially Ophelie and "un rêve pour l'hiver" ( a dream for winter]
- Tartuffe
- Don Juan (but Moliere's books]
- Dangerous Liaisons
- [[Cinna de corneille]]
- Julius Caesar
- Madame Bovary
- The Decameron
- Guy De Maupassant books, especially "bel ami " and "boule de suif"
