The door opens...
You've walked into a very strange room. There's pillows everywhere, mostly in the shapes of cupcakes and internet icons. The walls are brown- nay, chocolate brown, and decorated by various posters of baby animals and anime characters. You notice a tall girl of 13 years sitting in a papasan chair in the corner. "I didn't see you come in!" She says in a husky voice. "Now, I'm going to assume you've come here to find out various things about moi. This piece of paper should be enough." She folds the paper into a paper airplane and throws it at you. It reads:
- Annoying Younger Sibling: Two younger brothers.
- Bifauxnen
- Chaotic Neutral
- Cloudcuckoo Lander: When I'm not being serious, I'm typically this.
- Companion Cube: My vast collection of plushies.
- Covert Pervert: No one suspects me to be this... I hope. Mental Note: Cut back on the 'I see what you did there's.
- Crowning Moment of Funny: It seems I spawn a lot of these. 'Pew Pew' indeed.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Erotic Eating: I'm working on it. Too bad all the boys around here are either really young, or really old.
- Friend to All Children
- Gamer Chick
- Headphones Equal Isolation: I figure, 'Hey, no one cares what I have to say anyway'.
- Hollywood Pudgy
- I Just Want to Have Friends
- Nightmare Fetishist
- Otaku
- Cosplay Otaku Girl: It's a side affect. I'm even teaching myself how to sew just to do more cosplaying!
- Squee: Oh so much.
- The Smart Guy
- Yaoi Fangirl
- Yuri Fan
"I assume this information will be good enough?" She stares at you for a few seconds, then breaks out into a smile and says, "Let's play some Fire Emblem! I need help with That One Level."
You plop down with the 13 year old girl to play some Radiant Dawn, when she happens to say "Of course, I have a few tropes I want to qualify for later on in my life. Here, I'll list them."
- Detached Sleeves
- Elegant Gothic Lolita: Well, in accessories, at least.
- Girlish Pigtails: I'm thinking I'll get them for fall and winter and cut 'em off for spring and summer.
- Goggles do Nothing
- Opera Gloves
- Sailor Fuku
- Zettai Ryouiki: Grade B at least! My parents would probably yell at me if I actually have these now, that's merely why I don't qualify now.
"And I heard people often do vandalism on others' pages, so please do so below. Thanks, and have a good day."
Yeah, you are a genderflipped version of me...There Are No Coincidences, as they always say. -Troperwithoutaname
