SomethingRandom113 is a pseudonym of Ash-Of-The-Willows of House Bloodfang, a psychotic Mad Scientist from Hellstorm, Varsylvainia. Oh, and that entire sentence was a lie. Kinda obvious, really. SomethingRandom113 is actually a Sci Fi/Fantasy nerd, Metalhead, and wannabe author who lives in rural Virginia and has all his life, despite preferring it up north or across the pond.
Tropes that apply to SomethingRandom113:
- Badass Longcoat: My favorite trench coat, which I got for a Halloween costume at Goodwill. The "Badass" part is debatable, but I like it.
- Black Humor: About 25% of my bizarre style of humor revolves around being very dark.note
- Deadpan Snarker: About 50% of my bizarre style of humor revolves around sarcasm.
- Fetish: Albino girls.
- Gratuitous German: I am currently learning German as a second language.
- Heroic Self-Deprecation: Some people accuse me of this. I say it's better to underestimate myself and be pleasantly surprised than to overestimate myself and be disappointed. Oh, and there's the part about not wanting to be a cocky, self-absorbed bastard.
- Hormone-Addled Teenager: Unfortunately, I'm 16, and I have to deal with this shit called "hormones". I am not amused.
- Metalhead: HELL YES! Although I mostly listen to Traditional Heavy Metal, Power Metal, Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Melodic Death Metal, and Folk Metal, I listen to everything from Rock to Progressive Metal to Hair Metal to Nu Metal.
- Obfuscating Insanity: Played for Laughs. About 25% of my bizarre style of humor revolves around saying intentionally Ax-Crazy stuff.
- Paralyzing Fear of Sexuality: I get very nervous around girls I'm attracted to. I'll probably never have a girlfriend, or if I do, I'll probably wish I didn't. It's just my luck.
- Proud to Be a Geek: Yup. If you don't like it, good for you. I don't care.