My name is Sir Psycho Sexy. I'm 31 years old, male, from Texas. I'm a translator, [Polyglot fluent in Spanish, German, and Japanese]].
I'm a big fan of Anime- my favorites are Yu Yu Hakusho and Hunterx Hunter, and more currently, Chis Sweet Home, Fist Of The North Star, Durarara, Simoun, and Aoi Hana. I like to write Fan Fic (slash, het, gen, it's all good) and discuss my fandoms in an academic context or with equally geeky friends. Addicted to Bara. Member of KNIVES.
DO NOT bring up that godawful piece of fiction I wrote. It never existed.
Where The Hell Else I Am On The Internet
Tropes that Describe Me
- Big Ol' Eyebrows
- Pale Skinned Brunet
- Megane
- Four Eyes, Zero Soul Is often mistaken for this.
- Base Breaker My personality is like blue cheese. Either you'll think of me as your bestest best friend or want me to burn in the bowels of Hell for all eternity.
- "Stop Having Fun" Guys One of my MAJOR fandom problems. I want to get over it...
- Knight Templar / Well-Intentioned Extremist For everything else outside of fandom. I tend to be Serious Business about both, sadly. (Though nothing like I was when I was a kid...)
- Chaotic Evil
- Nietzsche Wannabe (OH HELL YES)
- Surprisingly Good English (because I'm a pro translator)
- Straight Gay
- All Gays are Promiscuous Inverted. All the guys that measure up to my standards are animated or straight. My friends also joke that if I were straight, I'd be up to my eyeballs in pussy- I have quite a few (straight) Fangirls (not just in fandom, but at the office I work at where I'm closeted as to my real gender identity) and seem to gather an Unwanted Harem at almost every anime convention I go to.
- Yuri Fanboy, Yaoi Fanboy. I also like het, and am not that wanky about it. Weird, isn't it?
- Manipulative Bastard
- Nightmare Fetishist JUST READ MY FANFICTION, MUHUHAHAHA!!!
- Boisterous Bruiser (subverted in that I'm not all hail-fellow-well-met)
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer (Y HELO THAR translation career)
- Tourettes Shitcock Syndrome (subverted in that I don't have any swearing tics)
- Insufferable Genius- Was also a TV Genius as a child who had an A God Am I complex. Dysfunction Junction, y/y?
- Tall, Dark, and Snarky (I'm not tall though)
- Ted Baxter Me and my legendary ego...
- Determinator Will not give up, EVER. Has lost (and kept off!) 125 pounds due solely to diet, exercise, and sheer willpower- among other feats.
- Something's Different About You Now *cough*...Okay, okay, I'll admit it. I'm a transman.
- Hollywood Atheist (subverted in that my ditching religion was an attempt for me to get one of my prime sources of my Knight Templar tendency out of my life. I also don't mind if other people are religious, so long as they're not Jerkass}es about it.)
- Entry Pimp (YYH BABEH!)
- Real Men Wear Pink (loves cats and is a huge fan of Chis Sweet Home)
- Apologizes a Lot If he thinks he did something wrong, he will apologize and make himself look like the fall guy.
- Proud to Be a Geek IN SPADES.
Articles I've Contributed To
- Psycho Supporter (started)
- What Measure Is a Non-Human? (contributed)
- One-Letter Name (started, not my idea though)
- Corrupt Corporate Executive (contributed)
- Mad Love (contributed)
- Yu Yu Hakusho (contributed)
- Happinessin Slavery (contributed)
- Meaningful Name (contributed)
- Broken Bird (contributed)
- Loveless (contributed)
- Empathy Pet (contributed)
- Xanatos Gambit (contributed)
- YuYu Hakusho (started)
- Straight Gay (contributed)
- Word of God (contributed)
- Samus Is a Girl (contributed)
- World's Strongest Man (started)
- ...and many, many others.
