I'M GRAPE NOSE BOY
BLOOBIDY BLOOBIDY BLOOBIDY BLOOBIDY
He is now known as NCZ.
- Homestar Runner
- Anime (Except Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Haruhi, Fullmetal Alchemist and anything about girls in school, ironically.)
- Fighting games such as Street Fighter, Samurai Shodown, Guilty Gear and Marvel VS Capcom 2
- Elite Beat Agents
- Youtube Poop (makes these under the name Ninja Coach Z. Also a member of the YouChewPoop forums since January 2009.)
- Fiddling with technology
- Giant Effing Robots
- Barack Obama (whom he considers "a saviour")
- Sgt Frog
- Fullmetal Alchemist (The only manga I've read and didn't like, next to Kekkaishi).
- Long pointless rants. I mean, what's up with that?
- Bad fan fictions (see below)
- Twilight (Oh god THIS.)
- Little Kuriboh
- Phineas And Ferb (It's not that great.)
- Pop music (OK)
- Mortal Kombat (Tries too hard to be edgy, the characters and plot range from generic to WTF? and the gameplay sucks all around)
- I seem to be able to change from calm and observing, to crazy and hilarious.
- I WROTE A FANFICTION. READ IT NOW. Too bad it's been discontinued due to lack of interest.
- Is actually a huge pervert. (YA THINK?)
- Is a douchebag.
- May or may not be Barry Scott.
- Invented the Nintendo Power page.
- He once claimed that "once you enter TV Tropes, you'll never come out".
- I'm not German.
- Despite being a pervert, he finds sex disgusting. But at the same time he wants kids. Damn it.
Launched the following tropes:
Tropes that describe me
- Accidental Pervert (Yes... it's never me being walked in on.)
- Berserk Button (Twilight, and nearly all pop music. Ironic considering my love for Elite Beat Agents.)
- Black Comedy (My jokes seem to sound better in my head.)
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer
- But Not Too Foreign (A Scottish Jamaican born and living in Canada.)
- Catchphrase (Elvis has left the building.)
- Chivalrous Pervert
- Funny Afro (I don't have one, but I find afros to be hilarious)
- Hypocritical Humour (Despite criticising homophobes, I have claimed that "While Girl-on-Girl Is Hot, male-on-male is not hot at all.")
- Mood Whiplash
- Running Gag (I tend to introduce myself with a different name every time somebody asks)
- Yuri Fan
Now go home and be a family man.