Ummmm.... Yeah.... This troper doesn't know what to put as an intro. So he guesses he'll post all that other crap later.
Tropers / Sanyu Miyazaki
"Your mom's a staircase!"
—Me, to a classmate in Video Yearbook after he called a fellow classmate a staircase. It Makes Sense in Context.
"He said to get your face in the classroom. He didn't say anything about the rest of you."
—Me again, to another classmate in Video Yearbook when the teacher told her to "Get [her] face in the classroom."