Tropers / Rareitor

About me

I like metal, and boxes.

... that not enough for ya?

>_>

<_<

Anywho, I am a male Troper who likes the strange and random sorts of things. Widget Series, Crazy Awesome, Mind Screw sometimes even, are things I enjoy. Other than that I am fairly average guy I guess, except maybe that I was a bird -thud-

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Troper Quotes

• Forzare (Metal)
  • DAMMIT I NEVER GET CAKE AND I NEVER GET ANY
  • OH GOD WHY AM I A CAR I DON'T WANT TO BE AN AUTOMOBILE
  • DEAR CHRIST WHY IS MY ARM ON FIRE
  • THE INTERNET KEEPS CALLING ME BACK WITH IT'S SIREN SONG OF WORDS
  • I refuse to stop being the most awesome person in this thread. :P
  • Hey, I got my daily dose of creepy, and Kagami got to shoot someone in the balls with a laser rifle. That's a win/win scenario right there.
  • I LOVE MY AKI-CHAN! LETS HAVE HOT DISGUSTING SEX RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! HE HE HE!
  • YAR YAR HUMP HUMP
  • I don't even see how you could have gotten that answer. I think you broke math.
  • DEGESO HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES, ANTI LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE -An Heroes-
  • Stupid magic porn :V
  • It's Schrodinger's DYRE. In the DYRE route, he's actually Ika disguised as a lolicon named DYRE. In the Ika route, she's actually a lolicon disguised as a squid loli.
  • I want to be a bear.
  • snuggles for the snuggle god
  • WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS TO SURVIVE IS FRIGHTENINGLY EXPLICIT SEX
  • Don't even start. Go have your kawaiigasm someplace else.
  • Because as has been established, lesbians + pancakes = yes.
  • DYRE is tsundere for drugs
• DYRE
  • after all the onions have been sufficiently snuggled
  • Yay! I've been consoled by a loli! I guess I can cross that off my list of things to do before I die.
  • When I eat pizza later, I'll pretend I got it from a pyrokinetic 12-year old.
  • BRB GETTING SOMETHING TO DRINK SO THAT I CAN REPLENISH MY SUPPLY OF TEARS
  • Sorry, I was panicking about homework, then watching My Little Pony
  • -ships Sakura/Metal- -well, also INUH/Metal-
  • SCREW YOU NINJA PUPPETMASTER METAL!
  • I like having lolis snuggle with lolis.
  • NUUUUUUUUUU! YOU HAVE TO USE LOLI-SIZED WEAPONS! BIG WEAPONS DON'T FIT ME REMEMBER!?
  • I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD APPRECIATE THE GENIUS OF "SQUIDTUATION!"
  • Clearly, there should be a rule that every DVD/Blu-Ray release of any anime must include nipples.
  • I want to post in this thread but evilneko will be all "DYRE GET BACK TO WORK! D:<" and I'll be like "eep".
  • STOP BEING A CANNIBAL EVILNEKO!
  • What's wrong with being a futa? It's kind of like multiclassing, except with genitals instead of spells and whatnot. So basically, it's awesome.
• INUH
  • Things happen. Snuggling is done, and we can surmise that onions are involved.
  • We have entered an endless recursion of degeso.
  • DYRE gets high but won't admit it.
• tachikaze
  • my secret liquor stash is in Rare's office at the local hospital
  • The sooner I get away from the perverted shapeshifter, Rare, the insane cyborg, Rare, the pervy octopus, Rare, Rare's cat and Rare, the better.
  • Wait, there's a cake recipe which involves sledgehammers? I must make this!
  • You just got beaten half to death by a girl who was drugged into loving your insane cyborg clone. I am not making this up.
  • BecauseImSureSheHasASayInWhetherOrNotSheGetsBrainwashed
  • Rare vs Bear loli...not to be confused with Rare vs Bare loli...that'd just be weird
  • Alright, who fellated the universe?
  • My brain is in a pickle jar in the freezer... because that way I don't have to worry about this thread damaging it... Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
  • Someone fellated the universe, we're all apparently lolis and I'm part bear, it's that bad. Oh, and apparently we're trapped in an endless recursion of time.
  • All hail the Bruce Willis bear loli!
  • Ice creams are presumably nommed, homes are presumably gone to and onions are presumably snuggled
  • I knew that... it's just my coffee cup is still more than half full so I didn't know that I knew that, y'know?
  • The coffee machine is not a lesbian.
  • Yes, dying was extremely good for brain activity...
• AnnoR
  • (RP dialogue)
    • 13th: I really would prefer if I had a name that wasn't Waldo. Or the thing that abomination against all that is good suggested.
    • Lonarri: You are talking about Rare, right?
  • LONI RAEG MODE
  • MoreHotYuriActionGo
  • See! You'll go your whole life without noticing you're tiny and female, and then it just hits you.
  • HARDCORE ADORABLE SNUGGLE ACTIONS
  • I do have a narrator who needs work... time to get the metaphysical boot.
  • Do you want your bacon or not? Besides, I'm sure your family will see nothing wrong whatsoever with your sudden transformation into a magical girl. They'll be too happy about the endless bacon.
  • No. DYRE are an entire race of... uh... /-Discreetly rolls dice- /Ah, four. You're a flying loli.
  • You're your own flashlight, DYRE.
  • You see, I'm literally downloading you. There's a lot of things somebody can use a vamDYRE for.
  • Imagining DYRE as a small twin-tailed girl ranting about how she clearly doesn't like Madoka Magica is a mental image that will fuel my laughter for years to come.
  • HARDCORE LONI SEARCHING ACTION
• Draco234
  • Holy shit, Metal's scared of lolis!
  • No problemo! I'm a super boner killer!
  • A terrorist is attacking the anime convention! And what's this? A man with a chainsaw is fighting the terrorist! I repeat, the chainsaw man is fighting the terrorist!
• evilneko
  • ...eep. I have a sheep on my head.
  • I sure hope it's not The INUH Cake!
  • ILOVEYOUBEMAIWAIFUSIGNMYBOOKSWHIPMECALLMESHIRLEY!
  • Mob Justice GO!
  • Oh look, it's the Batman and Robin of boobs.
  • Frungy likes it PONY STYLE.
• FringeBenefits
  • And thus, it is conclusively proven that Arakune clones aid in the development of lesbian shipping.
  • This thread has been brought to you today by the Fringeco(R) Slave Collar™! Amuse your friends, enslave your enemies!
  • BECAUSE ULTROS MUST BE MISERABLE.
  • YAY FOR SQUATGIRLS!
  • Clearly, the only thing better than lesbians eating pancakes is lesbians eating pancakes OFF EACH OTHER... Eureka! -runs off to commission an artist-
  • STOP HAVING A LIFE. ONIONS IS EVERYTHING.
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  • help me... my brain is talking crazy... it's trying to say there's things more important than boobies...
  • This post has been sponsored in part by the Militant Anti-Mammary Opposition Response Institution, Executive Squad™ (M.A.M.O.R.I.E.S.™) We Fight to Protect Boobies Everywhere.™ Because Boobies Are Our Friends™
  • Therefore you fit over half the requirements for being a Pedobear. You're a pedo, and you're a neko, which is a four-legged carnivorous mammal. Bears are also four-legged carnivorous mammals. Ergo, mathematically speaking, evilneko = Pedobear. Quod erat fucking demonstrandum.
• MacDuffy
  • IT MEANS YOU DON'T ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, YOU CEPHALOPOD BITCH.
  • It all started when George Washington destroyed Britain with his bare hands and laser vision. Then created UHMURRIKYUH out of apple pie, baseball, and GUNS.
  • Do you want to be molested by a robot cat?
  • So many badfics could be improved by Surprise Force Rape.
  • JUST THINK OF HORNY SITH LORDS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. D:
  • YOU PEDOPHILIC LESBIAN SAILOR BEARS ARE THE REASON OUR PURE WHITE UHMURRIKUN WAY OF LIFE IS IN DISTRESS.
• FlameHaze17
  • Darn it, was hoping the phone would finally affect Anno. In fact, why does the phone never affect Anno? Does the phone have a crush on Anno? IS THAT WHAT IT IS?! IS ANNO HAVING RELATIONS WITH A PHONE?!

Troper Exchanges

• ——————
  • Draco 234: Tachi's more than a lolicon~
  • tachikaze: What's that supposed to mean?
  • Draco 234: You also get high on catnip.
• ——————
  • Anno R: Cooking with Sakura, a new prime-time show on the Food Network.
  • Metalhead 467: "Assassinate your hunger with Sakura-chan!"
  • Anno R: That would possibly be the most awesome cooking show ever in existence.
  • Metalhead 467: I'd totally watch that show.
  • Anno R: And she could be her own security!
  • Metalhead 467: Once an Episode, she'd assassinate a target while the food is simmering/cooling/baking.
  • Anno R: She demonstrates proper assassination tactics while going over how to make the perfect takoyaki.
  • Metalhead 467: And there's a Running Gag about poison in the food.
  • Anno R: Best. Cooking Show. Ever.
  • Metalhead 467: Indeed.
• ——————
  • DYRE: By the way, I just realized that my quotes section on Rare's troper page is bigger than anyone else's. This means I'm better than everyone else.
  • evilneko: I don't even have one. ;_;
  • Me: my quote record is DYRE's e-peen?
  • DYRE: Apparently. Also, -huggles evilneko- I'M SURE YOU'LL BE QUOTED BY RARE SOME DAY!
• ——————
  • DYRE: GO TO BED! :3
  • Forzare (Metalhead 467): I'M TRYING BUT THE INTERNET KEEPS CALLING ME BACK WITH IT'S SIREN SONG OF WORDS
• ——————
  • Me: You mean to tell me Loni hugs don't have awesome healing powers? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?
  • Anno R: Only on Tuesdays, Rare. Only on Tuesdays.
• ——————
  • Metalhead (as Kagami): Yes, I'm sorry.
  • Fringe Benefits (as Kagamiku): But you're not fingering me. -trembles- Th-that must mean...
  • INUH: Wait, what?
  • Metalhead: Oh god that made me laugh so hard.
• ——————
  • evilneko: Lulz thread!Anno was expecting TENTACLE SECKS.
  • Me: Everyone was expecting teh secks
  • tachikaze: I wasn't. But that's probably just 'cause I was expecting evilneko to expect everyone to be expecting that.
• ——————
  • Metalhead: HEY DYRE GUESS WHAT
  • DYRE: WHAT?
  • Metalhead: My quotes section on Rare's page is bigger than yours now. :3
  • DYRE: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
  • Metalhead: This means I'm better than everyone else.
  • DYRE: GOD DAMN YOU METAL!
  • Metalhead: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
• ——————
  • DYRE: STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS! :C
  • Metalhead: I AM THE DREAM CRUSHER, DYRE. ITS WHAT I DO.
• ——————
  • Me: You know? If Katawa Shoujo has been made, so can this.
  • Metalhead: YES WE SHALL FOLLOW KATAWA SHOJO'S MIGHTY EXAMPLE AND FORGE A TRULY MAGNIFICENT DATING SIM/VISUAL NOVEL
  • Anno: THIS IS OUR CAUSE!
  • Metalhead: AND A TRULY NOBLE CAUSE IT IS! ONIONEERS, UNITE!
  • Anno: YES! UNITE UNDER THE ONION BANNER!
  • Metalhead: ONIONS FOR THE ONION GOD
  • DYRE: GESOS FOR THE GESO THRONE
  • Metalhead: get out
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  • INUH: You know, I do kind of have a tendency to do whatever people tell me to...
  • Anno: Turn into a succubus in real life, then I'll believe that you do what people tell you to do.
  • INUH: Done... what, you were expecting it to be provable online?
  • Metalhead: PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
  • Anno: Yes. Now provide pictures.
  • INUH: Curses, foiled again. All right, but I seriously do have a tendency to follow doable instructions.
  • Anno: Well then, I'm going to send you an adress. You need to kill everyone there.
  • DYRE: -wants to meet INUH in real life so I can make him obey all of my orders-
  • INUH: Okay, perhaps I should have phrased that as "reasonable."
  • Anno: Well then, make me a sandwich.
  • INUH: I'm afraid I can't deliver a sandwich to you at the moment.
  • Anno: Just use your INUH magic, you have that, right?
  • INUH: I'm still learning to use my INUH magic, I'm afraid.
  • Anno: Oh, you haven't learned to use the sandwich delivery spell yet? But I thought all standard INU Hs knew that! MY LIFE IS A LIE!
  • INUH: "Standard INUHs?"... Anno, did you buy a clone of me on the black market?
  • Anno: No, I bought four. Who'd get one INUH when you can get a package deal?
  • INUH: Do I even want to know what you're doing with four mes around the house?
  • Anno: Well, I've trained them to be my personal defense force.
  • Metalhead: This thread got very silly very quickly... Can I have a pet INUH, Anno?
  • DYRE: ...were you really expecting a thread about KHSAS, of all things, to stay on the same topic for more than four pages? I want a pet INUH too...
  • Anno: Fine, but I'll have to go back to the Black Market and beat up a few guys before shooting a giant spider to death to get them.
  • INUH: Why am I in such high demand as a pet?!
  • Metalhead: Cool. Who doesn't want a pet INUH?
  • DYRE: Don't worry, INUH. After a little bit, I'll let you keep me as a pet for a while.
  • Anno: Exactly what Metal said. INUHs are surprisingly versatile and obedient. Why, just yesterday I had my INUHs systematicly hunt down and kill every threat to my plan of world domination...
  • INUH: Um...congratulations?
• ——————
  • DYRE: But was I Ika pretending to be DYRE, or DYRE pretending to be Ika?
  • INUH: Both. Ika is DYRE disguised as Ika. DYRE is Ika disguised as DYRE.
  • Anno: So, you are indeed a blue-tentacled squidgirl.
  • Metalhead: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
  • DYRE: Shit, I guess that explains these tentacles attached to my head.
  • Anno: Yeah, it would. And, you know, the being tiny and female.
  • Me: How about I shoot DYRE and Ika Musume and we stop pushing screws into our brains?
  • Metalhead: I'm with Rare on this one. wait, what?
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  • DYRE: I am not a ho! I only have sexual relationships with my slave degeso! And I don't even make them pay me!
  • Me: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME DYRE!
  • tachikaze: ...I...that...speechless...am.
  • Metalhead: I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE
  • INUH: Wait, seriously. If I have an alternate personality who is DYRE's slave, I kinda need to know that.
  • DYRE: GOD DAMN YOU RAREITOR CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FANTASIZING ABOUT HAVING TENTACLE SEX WITH INUH!?
  • Metalhead: gross
  • tachikaze: ...Wait, but I thought you said you were a lolicon... wmg-INUH is actually a loli-wmg
  • INUH: I'm a loli? Wow, I didn't even realize...
  • DYRE: Of course you're a loli! We're all lolis! Except the ones who aren't!
  • Anno: I am? I never even noticed. I guess that explains a lot of things...
  • tachikaze: Like the shortness, femaleness and youngness?
  • Anno: Yeah. It kind of explains all of that.
  • DYRE: NOW DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!? THE PAIN OF REALIZING THAT NO, DYRE. YOU ARE THE LOLIS?
  • Metalhead: And then DYRE was a pedophile.
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  • evilneko: The Onions house makes ANYONE a pervert. Except Loni. Including Loni. It's just taking longer.
  • tachikaze: Loni's going to end up being a pervert? I think my brain just broke.
  • evilneko: It is unavoidable. It is her destiny. Onions will conquer all! Besides with a sister like Hiyori...
  • DYRE: Loni is clearly going to be the perviest of anyone in the onions house. Eventually.
  • tachikaze: Yeah, being Hiyori's sister does kinda reduce/destroy the odds of growing up without being a pervert. Also, she's going to surpass Hiyori and Konata?! That...how is that possible.
  • evilneko: Loni will surpass Shi.
  • tachikaze: But...I...that...what. Does not compute.
  • DYRE: I just imagined Loni as Madoka, with Kyubey telling her that she has the potential to become the biggest pervert in the whole world, if she just makes a contract with him. ...I dunno.
  • Anno: You would have to break the fundamental laws of reality to make Loni a pervert... at her current stage of life. Later in life, in her teens, it's possible but unlikely it'll be anything more then an extremely Covert Covert Pervert.
• ——————
  • Fringe: LARGE BOOBS ARE NOT THE ENEMY. I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOUR ANTI-BOOB JIHAD.
  • evilneko: LARGE BOOBS ARE THE ENEMY. I PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO YOUR ANTI-BOOB JIHAD /Fix't.
• ——————
  • Anno: I'd imagine they've both gone on the quest for the loli grail. That pun was awful and you may hurt me for it.
  • tachi: -boots Anno in the spleen-

• meme
  • Everyone: DYRE GET BACK TO WORK! D:<

ROCKER LOLIS FROM OUTER SPACE!

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The man in the box.