A throughly awesome guy who is secretly the landlord of the universe. He enjoys lemonade, card games and collecting rent from the noisy tenants of the biggest plot of metaphysical real estate downwind of Hell. He's recently been leased this and a small corner of the Internet for a modest price, and is looking for tenants. Open house-inspections are at http://www.nimblejack2.wordpress.com/
If you wish to contact him please visit the ethereal plane where he is locked in mortal combat with his adversary, the draco-lich Balthazzar. Please note that the sudden-death contests are on Tuesdays ETS (Ethereal Temporal Standard) and his phone will be off during that time.