Here I am! I could give you information about myself, but for all you know it could be the truth, or an absolute lie! You may read these and you may wonder how much of this information you can trust. You can ponder and ponder till the grave, but for the time being, your just going to have to accept what I put on this page as stone cold fact! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry about that. Sometimes evil likes to slip out of me. Anyway this is me, just a teenage college student who has a procrastination problem. I'm a huge movie fan.
- To Kill A Mockingbird is my all time favorite film
- Rear Window (And anything with Alfred Hitchcock)
- The Grapes Of Wrath
- No Country For Old Men
- His Girl Friday
- The Dark Knight Saga
- The Green Mile
- Saving Private Ryan
- Pick any action film. Or at least an action film that's not incredibly stupid. Chances are, I like it.
I provide the following examples
- Brilliant, but Lazy: I consider myself very intelligent, but I don't always like to put in the work, as evidenced by the amount of time I spend here.
- The Cynic: I'm not a very optimistic person since as a whole, I don't have much faith in mankind.
- Deadpan Snarker: Oh so much.
- Real Men Love Jesus: I am a devout Christian.
- Ridiculous Procrastinator: Sometimes.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: I am terrified of snakes. Not really much of anything else though.