"Epic's novel is going to be better than anything I ever wrote in my life, which is pretty compelling when you consider that I'm one of the greatest writers ever. What's more, Oprah recommended it. So don't delay! Buy it now! Buy it twice! Buy it if and when he gets off his lazy ass and finishes the stupid thing. Did I say stupid? I meant awesome... wickedly, stupidly awesome. Buy The Epic Fantasy Story as soon as it's available. I swear, it's going to be incredible."
~ Charles Dickens on The Epic Fantasy Story