Dan Joseph is the stupidest thing in the world. He can never finish his essays on time. He also doesn't know anything about AP Language, or APUSH. He doesn't even know the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle! Moreover, He has never heard of stormtrooper effect, nor has he heard of the flying spaghetti monster. And he has never heard of Sonic the Hedgehog or Three Hundred or even Eagleland! He's not even a troper!
Also, I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aleins and isn't afraid of anything.