Here with a cabbage! Solving problems with a cabbage! I call myself the wandering hero! Swift Hero Cabbage!
I'm a weeaboo from southern Texas with a love for tokusatsu. And other stuff.
- My YouTube page, featuring all two videos I've put up!
- My DeviantArt page, featuring my occasional emo rants and all the pics you never wanted to see!
- My Wikipedia page, um, in case you want to see my userboxes??
Are you fucking retarded?! You're telling me you won't count it as a "true alligator man" unless it has a tail??! You fuck!