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Rachel, A Poem:

My real name is Rachel.

I am nineteen years old.

And I am a true Liberal.

a Libertarian.

a Republican.

I am at the University of Washington.

I study political science and economics in the Honors Program.

I hope to go to graduate school at Yale in poli sci.

I am overly-competitive, overly-ambitious, and overly-confident—I set goals high.

I am the Obama for the GOP.

The female Jack Donaghy.

Looking for whom to blow to move up through the ranks,


And running for US Senate in 2028.


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