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So, I am this guy!

VANDALISM GOES HERE

  • OHAIO HOPEY-SAN - Mr Mallard
  • Allo there. Greetings from the East Indies. -DarkDestruction
  • Only two new vandalisms?! No way! Boop. -Mobile Leprechaun
    • dawwwwwwww :3 - Xopher
  • You comma sir/madame bracket delete whichever does not apply bracket comma seem like a very interesting person exclamation point -Blu Beri Pi
  • Hopey, my man, you are the...man. - R. Bluefish
  • HELLO!!! - Ultimatum
  • Have I seriously never been to this page before? - Bacousin
  • Hopey, your tree is trying to eat me. Make it STAHP. -Nidhoggr
  • Your Uncle simply posted on this thread to greet you and remind you to QUIT DELETING MY SAVES! - Paradoxial Stratagem
  • Hello, Hopey! I dare you to vandalize MY wall! MWUAHAHAHHAHAHA! -puts up steel barrier around my wall- Miscellaneous Soup
  • let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the floor. let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!-ImmortalFaust
  • Ohaiyo gozimazu, Hopey-kun. -Inceptiond
  • HOPEYBROCLONEPERSON, YOUR NAME IS NOW SPOUN -That Guy That Everyone Thinks is Satan

  • I͐ͣ̉̄̄҉̗̰͈̤̩ ̯̫͙̩̰ͥ͛ͣ̒̒͟ĵ̡ͬ̆̈́ͫ̈͑u̻̺͈̠̠͌͆ͯͩ̃̒s̛̭͔̪ͣ̿ͫṫ͕͎̔̓͊ ̮ͯ̓̉ͪ̆̾̉͝ŵ͚̫͖̈́ͅa̐ͥͮ͌̽̈́͘n̟̤͙̫̼͗̅t̶͇̬͉̝̳͇͔̆e̢͍̤͚̦ͨ̔̓ͅͅḋ̗͙͖̝̻̩̃ͣ̅͆̒ ̗̙̾͒̐͛ͯ̂̚t̀̍͆ͪ̾ͤ͘ő̜͇̦͈̖̺͖̏̿ͪ̊ͨ͘ ̯͔ͤ̋̉̍ͅs̻̹̜̮̮à͕͓͖̬̦͔̼̑̀̀y̳͍̭͇̔̇ͥ͗̏̔͞ ̤͍͖̬ͧ̚h̦̙̎̐̾i̡̘̫̩͗̎̀̂ͪͧ.͙̮̭̮̭̯̍ ~Dhana Ragnarok

  • Hey, Hopey! Auntie has baked sone fresh cookies for you! – Auntie Popo

  • Hi Happy. I'm just here to watch your soul, don't mind at all! - yellowturtle

  • Your location should say that you live in my 8rain. That'd 8e funny. - Hollymum

  • POME - DEDICATE TO HOPEY - WRITTEN BY VLKDAD
Y
Y is
Y is u
Y is u. U is butterfly
Wings of colour
Kaleidoscope chips fall
And butterfly is transformed
We is 3 and we is u
Time is a clock
But the clock is stopped
And
The time has come to pass
Y
Y is
Y is u

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Look at how cute that avatar is !
  • hopeeeeey 😍 ! I love screaming it in that high-pitched nasal voice because of the cuteness ! The cute gives me hope 😌 ! -Acuddle

    Old Vandalism 

  • Xopher sneaks in and spraypaints the wall. Also glomps hopey ~

  • F.E.A.R. was here. - Orange Spider Oh yeah. And what?

I came to your page with something so say,
And I don't mean to be overpraising.
But I've been reading your poems,
And they're all, like, totally amazing!
Sean Murray I (a love song) Thanks man.

  • You've been vandalized! - Premonition45 Uh-huh. And tell me, when did your mother take away your first pencil?

  • Spaces are empty. Spaces are meant to be empty. They are lonely beings. ~The Indefinite One NOT WHEN I PARK IN THEM!

  • I am about to fall asleep (and I have no idea why I just told you that) but I am vandalizing yo page. HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK ~Junfez Say what?

  • I haven't been here yet? A pity. You're cool. ~Milos Stefanovic I'm cool? Me? My friend, I am not your mirror.

  • I'm also pro-Europe. Well, more of pro-Germany...but I admire you Europeans! ~European Wannabe Thanks.

  • -blasts page with a building at 40000 kph- ~Liberated Liberater Ow. Ow. I'm sueing.

  • Rock on fellow socialist - gingerninja666 SOCIALISM IS THE WAY!

  • I have no poem. I am a bad poet. ~The Bad Poet That's rivalling me, mate.

  • NEED A SONG DISPENSER HERE! - Orange Spider <pop>.

  • Leningrad, Berlin Wall, March on Rome, Byzantium's fall. Lightning war, Dresden night - maybe you'd like that song. ~theindefiniteone Never heard of it.

  • MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! I have vandalised your page >:D - A Crack In Time AND I HAVE YOURS! TAKE THAT!

  • GURRS. WHO RUN DIS MOTHAF-ING YEAH. GURRS. WHO RUN DIS MOTHAF-ING- WHO RUN DA WORLD (GURRS) - BEYONCE Hey Beyonce.

  • Color, armor, favor, "quotations", Mr., Mrs. HAHAHAHA! You're foolish British grammar and spellings- MANGLED! ~Kexruct Damn ye.

  • I'm in ur pages, vandalizing ur pages. ~raigakuren Uh-huh. So, your father? He loved to play video games too?

  • In case anybody wants/needs the original German lyrics for "Ode to Joy":
Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, Dein Heiligtum.

Deine Zauber binden wieder,
Was die Mode streng geteilt,
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo Dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
->That Human

I'm in ur pages, vandalizing ur pages...again. ~raigakuren I get deja vu...

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Ohai, I breaks ur windoez -Kuro Fox Damn. I'm not paying for that.

The new message appearing on your page,
Only in the last few seconds made,
Has not just your page only vandalized,
But abused and pulverised,
The credibility of your poetic genius by deliberately disobeying the rules of structure of limericks.
...Thanks for the poem by the way :D ~Aralyn Its A-OK!

  • i have squiggly glasses and everyone is jealous of it = CommanderObvious Damn ye...

  • I am so writing you a free-verse poem. Because rhyming poetry kills me.
    He weaves these songs
    Carefully, for they are fragile
    Lines and words and rhymes and emotion
    Fulfilling all.

Inspiration then strikes
There is a song to write
Words to flow and to sing
Humanity in verse.

~theindefiniteone Wow. That's pretty kick.

  • I appear before you once more,
    How many times now? I think it's four.
    But hear me out if you please,
    For my poetry laced with cheese.
    I'm well aware that you have so much,
    And that simple rhyming is my crutch,
    But though you've got poems out the wazoo,
    One more can't hurt, or maybe two.
    So here I go, not with the flow,
    Did I mention this was just the prologue?

Oh Maiden of the Border, dressed up in red,
The fate of a land rests on your head.
Do you realize the weight on your shoulders,
Even as Hell's flame smolders?
To protect and serve, your foes and your friends,
You are the one on which all depends.
Maiden in White, are you aware,
That the red-white cloth that hangs from your hair,
Is much more than simple decoration,
Or festive clothing used in celebration.
They represent your commitment to life,
And the courage to press on through all strife.
-RenaTheArchmage Hooolleeee crap...

  • Neck snaped!- GearLeader <throws Ford Focus at you> TAKE THAT!

  • :-p -Strange Dwarf <poke>

  • i can see you

  • Let me interest you with a random song:
    They're Pinky and The Brain
    Yes, Pinky and The Brain
    One is a genius
    The other's insane.
    They're laboratory mice
    Their genes have been spliced
    They're dinky
    They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
    Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
    NARF!
    Yours truly, The One. ... Whut.

  • I used on of your poems on my quotes page. That's cool, right? ~ That Human Its A-OK, Homa.

  • If I ever get that condition that changes your accent, I hope it is a British accent. ~ SonicGTR That's cool, bro!

  • You've been very polite toward me. That's nice of you. Wait... isn't vandalism usually negative? Uh... grr! *runs away* - Dalexterminate COME BACK!

  • Here's hoping the bloody stupid rioters don't get you, we've still got that Infected thread to do. Steventheman I can deal with Infected. I can deal with rioters. See ya soon!

  • What the above troper said, except I have no idea what thread you guys are talking about. ~Enzeru Thanks.

  • Can you fly?Liberated Liberater Wish I could...

  • sorry am I bleeding blood from my nose onto your page? -raigakuren AH CRAP! CLEAN UP OVER HERE!

  • My socialist-capitalist-Coca Cola-welfare state-undecided friend, your politics are confusing. But endearing. Kind of. (I jest, I jest, you know we all love you). :D — USAF713 Thanks, USAF.

  • How you love, how could you, Mr. Man-of-the-Year? Walking tall, with nothing to fear. — Liberated Liberater We get it. You like Fallout Boy.

  • Hel-lo~ in-hope-less-guy. Ya seem so shy. Glad to see you're all right, and all your rhymes are tight. Good luck trying to squeeze a rhythm outta that. Damn ye.

UMINEKO HIJACKLiberated Liberater

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I love invading white space. ~theindefiniteone
  • I'm still waiting for my poem, Hopey. :P ~ boyob13
    • WHITE SPACE VANDALIZE
  • I don't have a poem too, Hopey. :-( - Shad

"From Moddeir with... power! -Ailedhoo
  • Vote for Max at the next election!
  • All your bases are belong to us!
  • RABBIT!
  • Whatever doesn't kill Rory Williams makes him stronger. Whatever does kill Rory Wiliams also makes him stronger. Just thought you might like to know. -Logan Locksley
  • Hi there bro! O,O ~dracosketch
  • HEY-O! ~theindefiniteone
  • This page now has 25.1293% more pterodactyls than it did before I vandalized it.
  • I was a bigger fan of the Punk Goes Metal compilation from back in the day. —Sean Murray I
  • Am I a Red Onnie or a Blue Onnie? —a vandal
  • For the last time... on second thought I think I made my point. Bowser
  • Rivux...no wait, Radox used vandalize! Radox has left shampoo suds all over the page!!! It's very clean!!!
    • Rivux whipped out his Vandalize Hammer! Rivux DECIMATED this portion of the page!!!
  • Hello, you will be assimilated into the great Penis Hivemind. ~Yours Truly, Promtetheus136
  • Hello, you have been assimilated into the great Copy-Paste-the-above-vandal Hivemind. ~Dhana Ragnarok
  • Hello. Someone has set us up the bomb. Ailedhoo
  • Hello, you will be targeted by an Overly Long Gag. ~theindefiniteone
  • I cannot, yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must, but I cannot! —Sean Murray I
  • It would be so nice if you wrote just a little song about me. The gratitude of a Lawful Evil troper is not to be underrated. - Belfagor
  • -glomps- —Grey
  • October 24, 2011 - Journal Entry #178 - I killed one of them this morning. I won't go into the stategy behind it suffice to say that shooting them actually works. Who knew? Their ichor reeked and made me puke. It's sticky as all hell and I got some of it on my hands. It's damn-near impossible to wash it off. The only thing I found that works is gasoline, and that's pretty hard to come by. My hand still smells like them, and I can't make it go away. I wonder if they can smell it, too. It's probably drawing them to me as I write this. I can hear the shuffling of their footsteps just on the other side of the wall. If I find a doorway, I think I'll try killing some more. What the hell? I got 5 more shots. No guts, no glory, right?
  • BING!Sean Murray I

  • Maxi all over this pad! -Uberwitch
  • So i herd u take Liberal Arts. raigakuren
  • Yarr!! I be vandalizin' yer page like a pirate. - Completely Normal Guy
  • Who reads the papers? -Ailedhoo
  • anyone order a Reigun? -Pink Heart Chainsaw
  • RAINY DAY!!!!Sean Murray I
  • Why is there vandalism on the top and bottom. IS IT A SANDWICH!!! I hope there's bologna! ~raigakuren
  • So basically here I am vandalizing the page of this cool British dude because of some forum game, and I start thinking: What is the point of all this? Is it just a simple game, or is there something more? Does someone benefit from this, or was it just something that happened? And then I realize that maybe I'm over-thinking things, and I should just enjoy myself. - Completely Normal Guy
  • So...
Rain patters
Like the tears of a dying god
My coffee is cold.
It is cold and it's just terrible. ~ Aralyn
  • Have you ever confused the past and future, and found yourself talking to someone only to realize, "I shouldn't be talking about that. It hasn't happened yet." You know, spoilers and all? - Completely Normal Guy
  • Whenever you think of me, I want you to think of this.Sean Murray I
  • Well, aren't you popular? Thanks for being such a cool troper. - DL
  • At first I was like all -_- but then I was all /)^3^(\! ~raigakuren
  • The original Punk Goes Pop (I love this track!) —Sean Murray I
  • You play Dot A? o.o —Liberated Liberater
  • So I hear they're remaking The Incredible Mr. Limpet now. —Sean Murray I
  • Damit you have loads of vandalism. Can I have some? —Silasw
  • You don't love me, you only love my nationalisisisisism D: Which is okay because we're fucking awesome.whizzerd
  • Duh... Duh... DaDuhDuhDuh Duh Duh, Duh... Duh... DaDuhDuhDuh Duh Duh, Duh... Duh... DaDuhDuhDuh Duh Duh DING DONG DEE DEE...Sean Murray I
  • Oi! Oi! Oi!Tre
  • Holy tropes, Batman! Look at the amount of stuff on this page! ~Rockonman
  • HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN HERE YET?! Well, I am now. Here, have an ochestra! -leaves one behind- ~ GameSpazzer
  • This page shall take me days to crawl out of again ~PhoenixdaughterAM
  • So WASSSSUUPPP. - JR Pictures
  • VA VA VA VA VA VA VA VA VA VANDAL! ~raigakuren
  • -glomps while giving you some tea- -Grey
  • Hi. ~Rockonman
  • For whatever reason I felt a strong urge to put high-quality vandalism on your page. No idea why. Eventually I was able to ignore that urge and put this mess of words here instead. - Completely Normal Guy
  • Do you find yourself plagued by unfathomable mysteries? Then you require one of Cherryforth’s pocket Victorian detectives! Find your keys in a flash! Solve country house murders! 21st Century attitudes and values not included. Get your pocket detective, today! Cosmic Chinchilla
  • hey. Hey. HEY. -catches someone's attention- Uh...well...Mindy Cohn called, said she wants her movie career back? Haha, snap? -slides out of view- ~Aralyn
  • SURPRISE FOOL! Nah how you've been? - Steventheman
  • Hopey! *tackles violently in an attempt to glomp* Whoops :/ -That One Guy Named X
  • Greetings. Have some brownies. Belle
  • I WILL KILL YOU, IF IT MEANS GETTING THAT BERET!- [[Tropers//Eternal noob Fried Nachos]]
  • I refuse to use British English. Potato Chip. French Fries. Color. Exercise. Cookies. - Physical Stamina
—-

  • Both the bottom and the top of your page are mine (almost)! MWAHAHA! ~Dhana Ragnarok

  • I enjoy your gayness. -Shaggy

  • Stay awesome! Wow, can't believe I haven't vandalized yet. xD - kay4today

  • poopbutt AikoHeiwa

  • Here's another vandalization. Note that you are one of my favorite people in the entire world, ranking up with my mother, my best friends Mary and Michael, Jesus, John Lennon, the Dalai Lama, Siddhartha Gautama, Gandhi, and X.

  • I shall vandalise this page like a gentleman! *sips tea* Oh wait I'm not a man...~WendytheCreeper

  • How come it took so long to vandalize? Anyways, enjoy! ~DiurnalBrocolli

  • VANDALVANDALVANDAL! ~Matues

  • I come with VANDALISM! *spray paints with pretty colors* ~Explosivo25

  • Rainbow vandal! -Indigo12ash
    • Dammit, colors don't work... You're still my favorite British metrosexual.

  • Okay, son, clean your room and I'll give you sweeties. -Sixy

  • Hello first person to vandalize my page ~Phantom 1

  • A vandalism for my son/brother/nephew/uncle! -The Mike

  • (Is crushed by vandalism)Ow..-Xiphos Orochi 666

  • I HEARD YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK SO I PUT SOME CAPS LOCK IN YO CAPS LOCK SO YOU CAN ENJOY CAPS LOCK WHILE YOU'RE ENJOYING CAPS LOCK! -Ninja2634

  • I actually realized it would be weird if you didn't TYPE IN ALL CAPS :D -Mokona Zero

  • hello. Passerby

  • So. Here's a word of advice from Yoko Ono. *The More You Know. —0dd1. https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/YokoFightPants_5807.png

  • Hewwo, new fwend. 'Tis Jasmin here, your new mother-sister. :3 -Nerd Bird

  • Vandalized with extreme awesomeness! - Quag15

  • Hey there. Alphonse Brown called. He wants his Mongolian back. ~Dhana Ragnarok

  • A wild Sixy appeared. Wat do? 

  • HAI HOPEY, HAO U DO — BOXEN

  • HEY YOU, I THINK I KNOW YOU TOO, HEY HEY, HEY YOU *Nuzzles* Mraow - Kumatomo

  • Hai thar Hopeyson~ -Nerd Bird

  • Hey Hopey! My offer to let you practice on me still stands. - Elva

  • https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/images_2530_jpg_100.png Hi there. I'm just to watch your soul. - yellowturtle

  • -noms on hopey's arm for a change- -gives hopey freshly baked chocolate chip cookie- -Ghost Elm

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