Est. MMIV
Trope Co.® (TSX: TROPE) is a mega-conglomerate specializing in surplus goods for discerning heroes, genteel villains, Applied Phlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers.
Like all morally-conscious corporations, Trope Co.® maintains a strong political lobby aimed at combating the notion that a wiki doesn't require novelty narration techniques to be good. It's well-known that:
- Articles on The Other Wiki are never written as fake ads.
- The Other Wiki is, like, totes formal and boring.
Therefore, it's safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us and help us on our mission by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don't forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! We love that in advertising.
For Artifact of Power tropes, please visit our Artifact Collection Agency™.
For Setting tropes, please visit our Fictional Settings Real Estate Agency™.
For Genre Tropes, please visit our Genre Department™.
For your choice of monsters, please visit the Our Monsters Are Different™ bestiary.
Our fine list of products™ includes:
- Acme™ Products: We're a full-line Acme dealer. From jet-powered roller skates to Instant Martians (Just Add Water), if you need it, we supply it!
- And Call Him "George"™: One use of our product and your pets will never love you again!
- Anime Catholicism™: Now with more unmolested pretty-boys!
- Artifact Collection Agency™: Comes with their own Secret Government Warehouse.
- Ancient Artifact™: One for every Chosen One!
- Artifact of Doom™: Can't be a proper Supervillain without one!
- Artifact of Hope™: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
- Bag of Holding™: Tired of not being able to hold everything you get? Need more storage space? Wonder no more! It's the Bag of Holding™, with special techniques that make this bag a lot Bigger on the Inside than out.
- Bag of Spilling™: Are you tired of retaining information on your walk through life? Do you wish you could go back and do it all over again? The Bag of Spilling has you covered by removing acquired character development and life experiences as one chapter closes and an identical one opens.
- Battering Ram™: Who needs a key or a mallet when you can just charge through all of it?
- The Beautiful Elite™: You think people are born that pretty? Trope Co makes them so.
- Beehive Barrier™: A marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand The Worf Barrage and intercept a Macross Missile Massacre, or your money back!
- Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce™: It puts a fire in your gut!
- Bling-Bling-BANG!™: Pimp out your tired, dull-looking firearms and turn them into dazzling setpieces.
- Boarding Pod™: Get your Space Marines aboard the enemy ship without all the hassle of using airlocks.
- Board of Directors™: A staple for any Corrupt Corporate Executive.
- Brain Bleach™: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen in life, from fan-made porn on the Internet to awful movies to all matter of Nightmare and Nausea Fuel. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing hard stains left behind by grass, chocolate, tomato sauce, grape juice, pen ink, grease, motor oil, red wine, house paint, and blood.
- Carry a Big Stick™: The best alternative to carrying small sticks!
- Cat Girl™: Our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch!
- Chiaroscuro™: Hiring light and shadows dedicated to making the most compelling images!
- Chorus Girls™: To give your musical numbers that extra kick (line)!
- Clam Trap™: Foes giving you trouble underwater? The Clam Trap can get rid of them in a snap!
- Coffee™: Alive with flavor!
- Cool Sword™: A must-have for medieval heroes and martial arts masters everywhere!
- BFS™: For those who think size matters!
- The Corrupter™: Instant Evil, just call Trope Co.!
- Crossover Combo Villain™: Two (or more) great tastes that do bad together!
- Crystal Skull™: For the occult collector in you!
- Cunning Linguist™: Tired of Blind Idiot Translations? Need a good Woolseyism? Here's your answer: The Cunning Linguist! He can tell the local Funny Foreigner just how many eels are in your hovercraft, and he's even Fluent In Gibberish!
- Dagwood Sandwich™: Tall, Tasty and Tantalizing!
- Decontamination Chamber™: Why waste money cleaning with soap and water when you can vaporize all of that excess germs, grime and body-hair with lasers and gamma radiation?
- Department of Redundancy Department™: Under Construction™
- Department of Redundancy Department™: Under Construction™, but you knew that already.
- Department of Major Vexation™: We traffic in Berserk Buttons.
- Distressed Damsel™: For when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. Ultimate bonus: when you're in distress, regular Action Girls can't hold a sword to them.
- Elemental Baggage™: So the proud owner and practitioner of Elemental Powers™ can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At Trope Co™, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Hyperspace Mallet™ technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when underwater or in space) air as you could possibly want!
- Elemental Powers™: Choose your power and save the world. Or destroy it. We don't judge.
- An Ice Person™: Make everyday a snow day!
- Blow You Away™: Take their breath away!
- Casting a Shadow™: Put the "Dark" in "Dark Chocolate"!
- Dishing Out Dirt™: Feel the earth beneath your feet!
- Extra-ore-dinary™: Woo-hoo! Metal!!!
- Light 'em Up™: Light Is Good!
- Making a Splash™: Bring the beach to you!
- Playing with Fire™: I Put That Sh*t On Everything.
- Shock and Awe™: The latest in energy production!
- Elite Mooks™: When normal mooks are too weak to do your dirty work.
- Evil Hand™: Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the Evil Hand™, Trope Co™'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the Evil Hand™ is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every color, especially red!note
- Excessive Evil Eyeshadow™: For villains who want to look their evilest.
- Faceless Masses™: When you need your extras to be discreet.
- Fade Around the Eyes™: A specialized face-detecting lightbulb to put a fitting end to any dramatic scene!
- Fairy Godmother™: When you wish upon a star, we'll send someone over to grant it!
- Fairytale Wedding Dress™: For all your traditional gown needs.
- Fanservice with a Smile™: A favored product to spice up any diner.
- Faster Than Light Drive™: Need to get your Cool Starship somewhere fast? Look no further!
- Femme Fatale™: Has satisfied over 500 supervillains with reliable service while providing women with much-needed jobs!
- Fetish Fuel™: Useful for jump-starting those NSFW fantasies. Use it in your car to get the nude party started!
- Fictional Settings Real Estate Agency™: Call 555-555-TROPECO and get a great deal on your very own world and level.
- Absurdly Short Level™: For a short, easy victory!
- Amazing Technicolor Battlefield™: Why? Your regular battlefield just isn't enough!
- Art Course™: Now Hiring Painters and Sculptors.
- Big Boo's Haunt™: Grim Grinning Ghosts at an affordable price!
- Bonus Level of Heaven™: In your presence there is fullness of joy, and you can buy happiness at a discount!
- Collapsing Lair™: No self-respecting supervillain should be without one! Guard those evil plans and cover your escape by blowing it all away! Order now and get a complementary Self-Destruct Button absolutely FREE!!
- Crystal Landscape™: Vacation at our all-gemstone resort. Trope Co.-brand Power Crystal™ free with every admission.
- Green Hill Zone™: Begin your game with a smile! :D
- Halloweentown™: You think Christmas comes too early for your tastes? Not here it doesn't!
- Lethal Lava Land™: Have a Green Christmas in our Lava Pit!
- Planet Heck™: Add a little heat to that Final Level!
- Prehistoria™: Because Everythings Better With Dinosaurs!
- Shifting Sand Land™: Vacation in a (mostly lifeless) sandbox!
- Slippy-Slidey Ice World™: A great place for snow-cones, ice-hockey and killer Yetis.
- Space Zone™: Aliens and gravity are at your mercy in the Final Frontier!
- Filler Villain™: Providing work for villains, even in these unstable economic times!
- Force-Field Door™: Gives you the peace of mind from knowing your enemies are trapped in annote inescapable prison.
- Forgiveness™: When you need the world to suck just a little less.
- Flying Brick™: Provides a convenient package of time-tested Stock Superpowers for a low, low price!
- Frilly Upgrade™: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions!
- Gag Penis™: For all size-queens out there, get one of these for your boyfriends!
- Gamepad™: For the gamer on a budget!
- Gargle Blaster™: The Ultimate Party-Drink.
- Gay Best Friend™: When you need someone to make quiche or dress you down in a sassy, yet clever way.
- Gaydar™: The mood-ring of gayness!
- Genre Department™: Hello. Please proceed to the following link. Ms. Sue Donym will be right with you for the Genre of your choice. We thank you for your patronage.
- Lovecraft Lite™: The new genre to put a pep in your step and Deep One blood on your sword.
- Metroidvania™: "Ultimate Game of the Year" — 20XX Golden Joystick Awards. Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry!
- Sex Comedy™: A night on the town can also be hilarious for the right price!
- Soulsborne™: Prepare to Die! (Presented to you by FromSoftware and co.)
- Giant Space Flea from Nowhere™: Because sometimes you just need a threat from out of the blue.
- Go-Go Enslavement™: Ideal for the Beautiful Slave Girl in you!
- Good Parents™: For the orphan who wants the best parents to take care of them forever.
- Grand Staircase Entrance™: When a regular grand entrance just won't look spectacular enough!
- Greasy Spoon™: Try our all-new Fried Catfish Combo, now with extra cigarette buds in the potatoes!
- Greed™: You want it. You know you do.
- Ground Punch™: For coffee beans and your enemies.
- Happily Ever After™: The ideal secret ingredient for your own personal Fairy Tale.
- Hat of Authority™: Dress to Impress!
- Hazardous Water™: Because regular water just doesn't cut it for slasher villains!
- Healing Vat™: Soak in warm, liquid goo to make a new you!
- Heel-Face Brainwashing Cream™: Don't wanna make the effort for a Heel–Face Turn? Tired of waiting for a brainwashing? Order now!
- Holy Halo™: Whether dispensing divine justice on sinners or simply preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a Trope Co.®-approved Holy Halo™!
- Holy Hand Grenade™: The perfect last resort when faced with any evil, be it the Big Bad, a Killer Rabbit, or even an annoying worm infestation!
- Humongous-Headed Hammer™: For the bone-breaker in you!
- Humongous Mecha™: What's more to say? You know you want one. (Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)
- Hypnotized Captive™: This item is no longer being sold.note
- An Ice Suit™: You want a creative, comfortable, compelling cold costume?
- Instant A.I. Kit™: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project quick, we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain!
- Instant Messenger Pigeon™: When regular pigeons don't please you.
- iSophagus™: When you have a friend whose voice would be better if it were replaced by music.
- Interspecies Romance™: If feathers and scales turn you on.
- Jolly Roger™: Sail your pirate ship in style!
- Karma™: When you want your actions to count.
- Karma Houdini Warranty™: For the Karma Houdinis among us. Provides dissuasion against fictional retribution.
- Kill Sat™: When laser guns just won't do.
- Klatchian Coffee™: When you don't have a free weekend and have to work nights.
- Kung Fu-Proof Mook™: These mooks are immune to the hero's tricks! Buy three for the price of two!
- Lantern Jaw of Justice™: Trope Co shows you how do heroes get such magnificent jawlines.
- Law Enforcement, Inc.™: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package!
- Living Shadow™: A friend for life on those dark, dark days!
- Magical Accessory™: Have your very own superpower-inducing artifacts that make you look great!
- Man on Fire™: When you need fire on a man.
- Mask of Power™: Put it on and see what happens! Hopefully it will be the type the won't possess you!
- Miracle-Gro Monster™: Try the easy-beast-in-a-can!
- Muck Monster™: For destroying your enemies and the environment!
- Murder, Inc.™: We'll kill the bitch in under 24-hours or your first order is free!
- Mutagenic Goo™: Because Toxic Waste Can Do Anything!
- Nightmare Fuel™: For those nights when sweet dreams just won't do. Use it in your car to scare people away!
- Ominous Television™: The best Analogue device since the invention of spirit photography!
- One-Hit-Point Wonder™: For the most suicidal of gamers.
- Our Monsters Are Different™: Are humans too boring to populate your fictional universe on their own? Try one of our many options of magical and arcane species!
- All Trolls Are Different™: Need mythical creatures to decorate your fantasy world? Try our trolls!
- Eldritch Abomination ™: Who says that your extremely weird antagonist (or protagonist) has to abide by the laws of reality and be comprehensible to others?
- Adorable Abomination™: Get a pet Cthulhu of your very own!
- Animalistic Abomination™: When terrestrial fauna lacks the number of limbs, eyes and naughty bits you are looking for.
- Botanical Abomination™: Is your house-plant boring? Trope Co. has you covered!
- Humanoid Abomination™: Your friends not cutting it? Try our new and improved friend that will leave them in stitches. Literal, metaphorical and metaphysical stitches.
- Harping on About Harpies™: Beautiful. Seductive. Dangerous. What more could you want?
- Our Angels Are Different™: Is there a "forces of good"-shaped hole in your universe? Well we have just the thing for you!
- Our Demons Are Different™: Evil is necessary, and "Necessarily Evil" we have for you today!
- Our Dragons Are Different™: A staple for any Fantasy story. You are lacking without one.
- Our Elves Are Different™: Need a less-flawed version of humanity? We've got you covered!
- Our Slashers Are Different™: When Humans Are the Real Monsters, get a really monstrous human!
- The Paragon™: Instant Justice and Good, just call Trope Co.!
- Part of a Balanced Breakfast Stone Soup™: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics.
- The Peeping Tom™: Try Trope Co.®'s latest and most popular adult toy!
- People Zoo™: If any humans are reading this, "Zoo" actually means "Spa Resort." Honest.
- Phallic Weapon™: Emasculate your friends, destroy your enemies!
- Pimped-Out Dress™: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns!
- Pineapple Surprise™: It's so delicious, you just might explode! And you will.
- Playful Otter™: The pet that everybody in the family will adore!
- Police Brutality™: With just 12 easy payments, we'll send every Bigot with a Badge we have to your house to violently interrogate you without actually telling you why they're there!
- Portable Hole™: When you drop it on the floor, your enemies will be sent falling down! This hole really works wherever you want it! (Also available in inter-dimensional variants)
- Power™: What it all comes down to.
- Power Crystal™: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your Humongous Mecha? Then get these fabulous crystalline fixtures!
- Power Gives You Wings™: What better way to show off your latest power up than with glorious wings?!
- Praetorian Guard™: When you want assurance that you're staying in power, accept no substitute.
- Pride Parade™: We're here! We're Queer! Get used to it!
- Psycho Serum™: The easy way to gain superpowers. Also try Super Serum™, for those of you who want a more mild effect.
- Putto™: Because Babies Make Everything Better!
- Rainbow Lens™: The perfect tracker for Coming-Out Stories.
- Raincoat of Horror™: So you won't Catch Your Death of Cold while being an Action Survivor when It Was a Dark and Stormy Night!
- Red Oni, Blue Oni™: Try our limited-edition fire and water Oni™ set!
- Rocks™: Still using massively overpowered monsters to destroy your party? Try new Rocks!
- Requisite Royal Regalia™: For showing off that you are the ruling class.
- Reverse Shrapnel™: The ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even cheating AIs can't dodge.
- Rush Delivery Service™: For when you need a trope fast.
- Scary Jack-in-the-Box™: An excellent Christmas gift for your kids!
- Scary Scarecrows™: A must for every garden.
- Sealed Evil in a Can™: Want a way to surprise the heroes? Let the evil out of this can when the heroes less expect them!
- Sentient Stars™: When you want a celestial body as a friend!
- Serrated Blade of Pain™: Our weapons got bite!
- Shadow Government™: If you want to be responsible for everything and everything.
- Shipping Goggles™: For all your slash and shipping needs!
- Sinister Scythe™: Only the best for Death.
- Skeleton Key™: That pesky lock has met its match!
- Spider Tank™: The latest in omni-terrain warfare technology!
- Studded Shell™: To complete the Bowser look!
- Supernatural Phone™: Why call us now to buy our product when you have already ordered it in the future?
- Sword Plant™: Grow your own starter-weapon!
- Tea™: For the distinguished gentlemen. Flask not included.
- This Trope Will Change Your Life. New from our pharmacy, the supplement everyone should try!
- Thememobile™: For all of your driving needs!
- Thing-O-Matic™: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances!
- Thunder Hammer™: Have at thee!
- Tradesnark™™: Your Solution™ for all your Marketing Needs™ State-Of-The-Art Tropenology™ allows you to absolutely, positively ensure with a single symbol that something has Sold Out™.
- Transcripts of The Universal Genre Savvy Guide: Never bring ignorance-induced failure upon you or your travelling party again! For the budding despots among you, copies of the Evil Overlord List are sold separately. Avoid the dooms of your forerunners!
- Transformation Trinket™: Turn into an alternate, superpowered version of yourself!
- Treasure Room™: Pool your funds and swim in your money!
- Unholy Holy Sword™: Had the look of an Artifact of Hope™ with all of the artery clogging Evil you could ever want!
- Uterine Replicator™: Why put a baby in her when you can put a baby in this instead?
- Water™: A bold new product for the holidays.
So call within the next ten minutes! Operators Are Standing By. Offer Void in Nebraska.
Those living in Ruritania, Molossia, the Banana Republic, Bulungi, Qurac, Carbombya, or Germany should remember to take into account shipping costs. Regretfully, due to a tragic shipping accident Trope Co.® is temporarily prohibited from shipping to Latverian addresses. Residents of Redwall Abbey, Mossflower Woods and/or Salamandstron may encounter shipping delays with their orders.
WARNING: Some Trope Co.® products May Contain Evil™. Trope Co.® and its affiliates take no responsibility for any Unpredictable Results or odd behaviors that may ensue.
If you're interested in real products, get them here
.
