So you'd like a happily ever after with a beautiful lady, but are as far from a Blue Blood as can be? Well fret naught, for Trope Co.®, in partnership with Ophidian Oil LLC, are proud to offer you your very own Hypnotized Princess!note
IMPORTANT NOTICE: This item is no longer being offered by Trope Co. Furthermore, our partnership with OOL has been terminated. It has come to our attention that the majority of products OOL sells are either defective or not at all what was advertised. In the case of Hypnotized Princesses, it turns out that these women were either not royalty or high nobility, or were not really hypnotized.
Trope Co apologizes for any deception on the part of our customers, and regrets working with a company without proper investigation. If you, or someone you know, has bought a false or defective product from Trope Co, please contact our customer service division immediately.
In the future, look only for these trusted sources when putting your favorite princess under a spell*:
- Classical Movie Vampire (just bring some blood so he won't take hers)
- Evil Chancellor
- Evil Sorceror
- Fairy Godmother
- Lesbian Vampire (she will let you watch)
- Wicked Stepmother (if she's practiced magic)
- Wicked Witch
* Due to (unrelated) pending litigation, Trope Co has been advised not to comment on the legality or ethics of hypnotizing a princess against her will.