List of NPCs and their BASIC/Inform counterparts, where applicable:
| BASIC version | Inform version | Notes |
| bored female receptionist | young male receptionist | Gives ID card |
| clerk | bored female secretary | Handles registration |
| female secretary | female financial aid officer | Gives financial aid |
| female receptionist | male student union president | Gives book |
| female records keeper | male records secretary | |
| male class proctor | female chemistry invigilator | |
| English professor (male) | English professor (female) | |
| physical education instructor | ||
| bursar | ||
| psychologist | ||
| Bluto | ||
| dean | ||
| librarian | n/a | |
