Just For Fun / Super Weight — Myths & Religion

aka: Myths And Religion

• Beti-Pahuin Mythology
  • Fragile Weight: Women, elders, and children.
  • Muggle Weight: Able bodied men.
  • Iron Weight: Most warriors, Dzuns, Ezuzums, chimpanzees, gorillas, leopards, giant scorpions, bat-men, Ebiganes.
  • Extranormal Weight: Ozamboga, Oyono Ndana, Ebibis, Evuses, Minkug, the Python bridge, typical Evus users.
  • Super Weight: Mbuandong, Mfim Ekie, Ombure, Ngurangurane.
  • Hyper Weight: The Ekang, Crocodile-men such as: Oveng Ndoumou, Asseng Mbane, Obame Andome, Alum Ndong Minko, Zong Midzi, Abo Mama wielding Sakonglo-Konglo, Nkeyeng Assoumou, Evoung Tom Obiang, Elone Kam Afe, Eyene Ndong, etc.
  • World Weight: Angouang Bere, Ayangoum.
  • Cosmic Weight: The Ancestors.
  • Author Weight: Nzame.

• The Bible
  • Fragile Weight: The lepers, the blind, the mute, and the demon-possessed healed in The Four Gospels.
  • Muggle Weight: Normal humans, Apostles while Jesus is alive.
  • Iron Weight: Various heroes and villains; such as Joshua, David and his Mighty Men, etc.
  • Extranormal Weight: Pre-Great Flood humans, Nephilim, Joseph, Apostles after being touched by the Holy Spirit, Rephaim (Goliath), most sorcerers.
  • Super Weight: Moses, Elijah, Elisha, Samson, and Peter after being touched by the Holy Spirit.
  • Hyper Weight: Jesus while on earth, Angels, fallen angels/demons, Daniel's Beasts (if they are creatures).
  • World Weight: Behemoth and Leviathan, Horsemen of the Apocalypse and various other apocalyptic manifestations, the False Prophet and the Beast.
  • Cosmic Weight: Satan, Archangel Michael.
  • Author Weight: YHWH, Resurrected Jesus, the Holy Spirit.

• Celtic Mythology
  • Muggle Weight: Normal humans.
  • Extranormal Weight: Emer, Taliesin, Fionn mac Cumhaill, Brigid.
  • Super Weight: Cu Chulainn, Aoife, Math ap Mathonwy, Rhiannon.
  • Hyper Weight: Cerridwen, Morrígan, Manannán Mac Lír.
  • World Weight: Dagda, Lugh the Long-Handed.

• Classical Mythology
  • Muggle Weight: Regular mortals.
  • Iron Weight: Mortal heroes in general (such as Odysseus and Jason).
  • Extranormal Weight: Most monsters; mortal Cyclopes, Centaurs, Nymphs, Satyrs, Sirens, Minotaur.
  • Super Weight: Most demigods (such as Perseus or Theseus), Gorgons, oracles, Chiron, Medea.
  • Hyper Weight: Echidna and her children, Scylla and Charybdis, most Gods.
  • World Weight: Hecatonchires, Cyclopes, Gigantes, Titans, Hades, most Olympians (Heracles, Poseidon, Demeter, etc.), Zeus, Typhon.
  • Cosmic Weight: The Prôtogenoi/primordial deities (Gaia, Ouranous, Nyx, etc.), The Moirai.
  • Author Weight: Khaos.

• Hindu Mythology
  • Muggle Weight: Normal humans.
  • Iron Weight: Most kshatriya.
  • Super Weight: Rama, Krishna, Karna, Pandavas, Hanuman.
  • Hyper Weight: Garudas, nagas, anyone wielding an astra.
  • World Weight: Devas, Ashuras, Meghanada/Indrajit.^note Brahma named him Indrajit for his feat of conquering Indra.
  • Cosmic Weight: The Trimurti (Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva), The Tridevi (the three's respective wives Sarasvati, Lakshmi, and Parvati) are also at this level for Shaktas and anyone unfortunate enough to make them mad.
  • Author Weight: Brahman.

• Norse Mythology
  • Muggle Weight: Normal humans.
  • Iron Weight: Einherjar, Völsung, Sigurd.
  • Extranormal Weight: Half Human Hybrids in general, trolls.
  • Super Weight: Elves.
  • Hyper Weight: Valkyries, Norns.
  • World Weight: Aesir, Vanir, Jotuns, Fenrir, Garm, Jörmungandr.
  • Cosmic Weight: Ymir, Níðhöggr.
  • Author Weight: Fate.

• New Age^note "New Age" is in fact an umbrella term for all new religious movements. Those who consider themselves New Agers do not subscribe to the existence of all the beings mentioned below; in fact, many of them contradict one another. They are listed together here purely for comparison's sake.
  • Muggle Weight: Most humans, dolphins, the founders of most movements before having their epiphanies.
  • Iron Weight: Claude Vorilhon before becoming Raël^note because he was originally a racecar driver, Ramtha (while alive), humans who eat organic foods and use herbal remedies, whichever civilization the "ancient wisdom" comes from.
  • Extranormal Weight: Founders of most of the movements, psychic mediums, spirits of the dead, most aliens, Atlanteans, Lemurians^note depending on the sect in question, these three may or may not be the same, those who can perform Magick.
  • Super Weight: The Pleiadians, advanced esotericists, Ancient Astronauts.
  • Hyper Weight: Indigo children, the Ascended Masters, humans at their full potential.
  • Cosmic Weight: The universe itself (according to The Law of Attraction).
  • Author Weight: The God, the Goddess.

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