Sliding Scale / Too Dumb to Live

• -5: I've discovered a cure for death!
• -4: I know my way out of ANYTHING.
• -3: I've outsmarted people before.
• -2: I know what you're going to do. I'm out of here.
• -1: I know when something's wrong.
• 0: This is very suspicious...
• 1: Look at this fork! I wonder what happens when you stuff it up your nose...
• 2: I wonder what this knife feels like...
• 3: I want to see what a moving car looks like from below!
• 4: Hi! What's with all that red stuff on your hands?
• 5: Who wants to see me jump off this building?
• XXX: Nuke me up!

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