- -5: I've discovered a cure for death!
- -4: I know my way out of ANYTHING.
- -3: I've outsmarted people before.
- -2: I know what you're going to do. I'm out of here.
- -1: I know when something's wrong.
- 0: This is very suspicious...
- 1: Look at this fork! I wonder what happens when you stuff it up your nose...
- 2: I wonder what this knife feels like...
- 3: I want to see what a moving car looks like from below!
- 4: Hi! What's with all that red stuff on your hands?
- 5: Who wants to see me jump off this building?
- XXX: Nuke me up!
Sliding Scale / Too Dumb to Live