- After waiting for the sound of hoof steps to once again fade, Nexus lit his horn.Ezn: For a smoke break.
Nuke.Equestria: Despite the no smoking sign.
Vimbert: Spell Nexus doesn't play by your rules.
Lightsideluc: "Screw the rules, I have bits!"
- He reached to his side, levitating a number of items into the air.
- All these bits of metal secured themselves to the unicorn's neck as he spoke.
- May your power be within me, for tonight you shall not only breathe again of the cool night air,
- Nexus stood, looking at his reflection in the pond.
- Yet he was only he that was allowed to look so much like the queen,Anon 13: being quite a queen himself...
Hellioning: Somebody's possessive. He needs therapy.
Midnight: (sings, badly) Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeeeeeeeenn...
eycor0: In Equestria, only the cool kids can be cross-dressers.
- It was his place of honor, one no pony would steal from him.
- When the pegasi in the Children of Nightmare are gathering clouds to hide the cult's activities:
- When Nexus's outfit is described:Disco: Nexus always dresses in style.
- When Twilight is hogtied and blindfolded:
- When Nexus first speaks to Twilight Sparkle:Disco: Welcome to the herd!
- When Stonewall is carrying around the wooden bowl for the resurrection:Lightsideluc: Stonewall was at a disadvantage, though, since rock types are weak to both grass and steel types.
- As to who we are...well, consider us simply the loyal servants of Equestria's true queen, her regal majestyDisco: Lauren Faust.
- When Twilight asks Nexus about how he could serve someone who is gone:
- When the contents of the wooden bowl are revealed:Lightsideluc: OH GOD, THERE'S BEES INSIDE OF IT! NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES!
Hellioning: Unless Nexus is Yomiko Readman, I can't see where this is scary.
- The entire Nightmare Moon resurrection ceremony:Alcoremortis: Is it just me, or is this really starting to to resemble Voldemort's resurrection?
Isphone: Hero blood + broken bits of evil armor = profit.
Lightsideluc: You forgot the "???" step.
Anon 13: Wait, where does the underwear stealing come in?
Midnight: Find underwear! Steal underwear! ??? Profit!
- Later on:
- The Children of Nightmare are distantly related to the Children of the Corn.
- Numerous Infomercials, including 101 Ways to Finance Your Evil Cult, Elder God Investing, and Hammer and Wig's Pardon Services.
- Bondage, colts and breathing, oh my!
- Now, lend your magic to the spell...Lightsideluc: And you, Romans! I shall also require your ears.
- Lest we forget the numerous refrences to Cupcakes. Even better, Sergent Sprinkles is one of the riffers.
- After a dagger goes flying into a tree:
- During the resurrection spell:Isphone: Stonewall looked down at the bowl AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
Lightsideluc: ~Hello my Dalin', hello my baby, hello my rag-time gal~
- Lightning that could have only come from one source
- No-one can handle the truth.
- The white unicorn barreled into the library
- A few references to the Cthulhu Mythos, including The Hounds of Tindalos. Not to mention the occasional reference to Zalgo.
- What else can you be when the world can only see a monster?
- When Stonewall is first mentioned:disco: Jackson?
Crazy56U: Huh, I didn't know the Confederacy were in on this ritual...
- We have a new student joining us today. Her name is
- Luna is always accompanied by her abacus.
- When Nyx's eyes are first described:
- When the phrase "hog tie" shows up too often:eycor0: TIE HER UP! Just say, "tie her up", for the love of Tom!
Gelid Enmity: Servo?!
- Though the unicorn was 95% sure her mind was just playing tricks on her,Vimbert: The 5% had held control for far too long. #OccupyTwilight #WeAreThe95Percent
- The FLASH effects are accompanied by lyrics to the Flash Gordon theme.
- Did the spell not work? Was Nightmare Moon just trying to trick her into taking her back to Ponyville? Was she dangerous? Was this really Nightmare Moon?
- When Twilight bathes Nyx for the first time and is amazed at how cooperative she is:
- When it's said that the school was let out for summer:
- "Well?!? ANSWER ME!!!"
- The unicorn soon found herself standing on that very balcony, having bypassed all of the castle's outer security.Wild Trotter: (in a british accent) "Teleport!"
- A lovely piece titled "You're all gonna die soon".Wild Trotter: Or "Nobody Told Me About Equestria".
- Well... ghost stories are in here too, but I think we've already decided not to do that...RLYoshi: But I've got this great story about a Rainbow Factory!
Crazy56U: So... does that mean I have to put away my copy of Pattycakes?
- "MOMMY!!!"Svensvenderson: And this is where the manure hits the fan, colts and fillies.
Disco: Can someone open a window, please?
Crazy56U: PANTS TO BE DARKENED!
- "TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
- From Chapter 10:CTOONfan1: Nightmare Moon is Batman?
Crazy56U: B-b-but Captain Falcon is Batman! Proton Jon said so! (sad face)
- Turning a pony into a tree...DiStort: Ugh...
- "NYX!!!"Crazy56U: Yep, the loudest scream she could muster. Which is why we turned down the volume.
Private Sprinkles: FREE BIRD!
Wild Trotter: NNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!
Crazy56U: I AM A MAN!!! (punch)
RingmasterJ5: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Anon 13: Fluttershy: yay!
- She finally understood everything.
- A voice offeredEzn: This phrase comes with a spare "of", in case you lose one!
Anon 13: SAY "OFFERED" AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!
Crazy56U: I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU! Heck, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!
Ralphie: Hmm... Crazy56U created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare and going right for the throat!
- Apple Bloom had already gotten out of the way, she and Twist laughing at Nyx's panicked face.
- During Chapter 7:
- If its okay with you Apple Bloom, I think Ill just use a normal promise.Anonymous: Good call, Twist.DiStort: Suddenly, Pinkie felt a stabbing pain in the back of her head.Crazy56U': The voices in her head got meaner.
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