Lauren: Yeah, you know, cliques; little in-groups of different kids. All we have to do is click with the right clique and we can finally have a social life that's worthy of us.
Patty: No way! Not even with cleavage!
Lauren: I told ya. This year we're gonna be popular!
Lauren: Yeah. Even if it kills us!
Square Pegs is a High School sitcom on CBS from 1982 about a pair of "unpopular" teen girls, Patty and Lauren, struggling to fit in with the "popular" kids at school. Joining them in the struggle are two teen boys, Marshall (who hopes to become the Class Clown) and Johnny Slash (who happens to be talented at a lot of things but is too much of a Cloudcuckoolander to appreciate it).
- Adults Are Useless
- As Themselves: Devo, on the Muffy's Bat Mitzvah party episode.
- The Waitresses. They even sing the series theme at the end of the pilot.
- Beauty Is Bad: Jennifer, La Donna, Vinnie and Muffy.
- Black Best Friend: La Donna is Jennifer's.
- Brainless Beauty: Vinnie Pasetta. To a lesser extent, Jennifer.
- The Cameo: Among the draws of the show were the ubercool guest stars.
- The Ditz
- The '80s: Valley speak, video games, and New Wave music cover the landscape.
- Extracurricular Enthusiast: Muffy Tepperman was involved in, if not the head of, every extracurricular activity.
- The Glasses Gotta Go: Patty wears huge geeky glasses, which Lauren keeps telling her she needs to ditch in order to attract cute guys. But Patty is Blind Without 'Em, and inevitably she goes back to wearing them.
- This Loser Is You: We're supposed to identify with Patty and Lauren.
- Halloween Episode
- In with the In Crowd: what Lauren hopes to achieve.
- Not So Different: the cool kids are just as screwed up as the four main characters. They're just prettier and louder.
- Popular Is Dumb: One of the reasons Patty and Lauren never click with the clique: they're too smart.
- Preppy Name: Muffy Tepperman.
- Running Gag: The never-seen Guatemalan orphan that Muffy keeps sponsoring for the school, whose demands kept increasing as the series progressed.
- Sassy Black Woman: La Donna Fredricks.
- Saw Star Wars 27 Times: La Donna says she's seen Fame 75 times. Given that she has a star complex, it's not surprising.
- School Play: There is an homage to A Chorus Line.
- So Unfunny, It's Funny: Marshall's attempts at comedy. Painful is the nicest thing to say about them.
- Status Quo Is God: Just when Lauren thinks the four have found a way to get in with the cool kids, something happens to embarrass either themselves or the popular clique, stranding them back at the losers' table. Also Failure Is the Only Option.
- Lauren - who is obsessed with popularity - never achieves it while Patty - who just wants to survive high school - has more opportunities to be popular at school (but doesn't because her best friend Lauren will get jealous).
- Those Two Guys: Marshall and Johnny.
- Valley Girl: Jennifer DiNuccio.