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(This page is best read in the voice of Billy West or Chris Phillips. In other languages, this page can be read in the voices of Akio Suyama in Japanese, Marcelo Campos or Marcelo Pissardini in Brazilian Portuguese, and Benjamín Rivera or Alfonso Obregón Inclán in Latin American Spanish.)

Well, well, well... What do we have here? Some nerd browsing a website called "TV Tropes"? And you wanna write a biography about me? Well, why didn't ya say so?

My name is Roger Klotz. I live in Bluffington with my mom and my cat, Stinky. Sounds easy, right? Honestly, my life was pretty boring while I was in grade school. Sure, I picked on the losers around me and I got held back a few grades, but it just was the same old routine... Until the day Funnie moved into town.

From day one, he was a loser. And not just any loser, either. He was a Capital "L" loser (and still is!)! Oh boy, I remember the day where I tricked him into thinking there was a Neematoad at "Stintson's Pond." He was such a klutz! Although, there was that one time where I held him a party to celebrate his first year in Bluffington, but that doesn't mean he and I are friends now, got it?

But then, seventh grade rolled around. During summer vacation, my mom told me one thing that would change my life forever... "We're gonna be rich!!!!" Yeah, you heard that right. The poor kid becomes rich overnight. What are the odds of that?! Though to be fair, my mom got the money after Mr. Bluff bought the trailer park, but that's besides the point! We finally got the money that could change our lives forever! Almost immediately, my mom bought the house right next door to Mr. Bluff's, and I got myself my own personal limo. Who else do you know that has it, hm?

There will be spoilers here in this page, so don't blame me if I end up ruining stuff for you. Also, if I end up wasting your time by having you jot down everything to know about me... well, it's not my problem.

Here's my trope list. I'm not gonna repeat myself after this, so you better take notes!


Aaaaaaaand that's all I got for ya. You wanted more? Well, too bad! That's all you're getting from me. Sayonara, suckers! Ha-hahahahahaha!!!

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