(For full effect, read in the voice of Jon Heder).
Hey, guys. My name is Napoleon Dynamite and I have a flipping awesome TV Tropes self-demonstrating page! I had a heckuva movie back in 2004 and I got my own freaking cartoon back in 2012. The earlier became a big hit and everybody loves to quote from me.
All the freaking tropes
- Ambiguous Disorder: I might be retarded, or in politically flipping correct speech, "autistic".
- Battle Rapping: I once rapped against the person who shares my name, Napoléon Bonaparte.
- Berserk Button: When someone throws away my tots, I lose my spit.
- Blatant Lies: I actually do have good numbchuck skills, I'm not lying.
- The Cameo: For the 2005 MTV Movie Awards, I dressed up as Batman.
- "Frigging idiot!"
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: I made drawings of ligers and I talked about Lake Loch Ness for school.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: I rather freaking speak this than say cruddy words that hurt others feelings.
- Groin Attack: I thought Pedros bike was cool until I got racked ! Oh! It hurt my package so bad! Also my brothers Time Machine was a piece of crap that ELECTROCUTED MY BALLS!
- No Social Skills: Aside from Pedro, I don't get along as much.
- Simpleton Voice: I may have hit puberty early, which is why I have a dang deep voice.
- Trademark Favorite Food: I sure love some tater tots.
- Terrible Artist: My drawings aren't crap.