Me Grimlock badass!
(For best effect, read like Greg Berger, whoever that is! Khary Payton, David Kaye, or Ryan Andes also acceptable!)
ME, GRIMLOCK!
Jet robot dumb, and other dino robot weak! Me, Grimlock king! Me, Grimlock make best page ever! Me from great cartoon and great comic! Me, Grimlock am Dinobot leader! Much stronger than Optimus Prime! Me turn into dinosaur! You love Grimlock! Which is why Grimlock make own page! As soon as Grimlock figure out how to use Internet. But it no matter! If dumb and weak bot could, so could Me, Grimlock! Now...how do Grimlock write something?
USE THE KEYBOARD YOU BUFFOON!!!! Must I do everything MYSELF?!
Me Grimlock describe Me Grimlock like so:
- Animal Mecha: Most Autobots turn into cars and trucks. Me Grimlock turn into Tyrannosaurus rex!
- Anti-Hero: Me, Grimlock no like working with others! Grimlock prefer to fight with Dinobots alone! But me am Autobot...most of time.
- Asskicking Equals Authority: Me, Grimlock kick butt, so Me, Grimlock Dinobot leader!
- Bad Boss: Me, Grimlock no bad boss! Grimlock just make others follow Grimlock's lead, that all!
- Badass Boast: Me, Grimlock no bozo! Me, king!
- Behemoth Battle: Second trailer for video game have Me Grimlock fighting Bruticus. Transformers all big, but us are biggest... aside from Metroplex.
- The Big Guy: Me, Grimlock biggest of Autobots! Which means Me, Grimlock lead!
- Breakout Character: Me, Grimlock became fan-favorite! Optimus Prime may think he leader, but fans want ME, Grimlock more than Prime! Even yellow bot, who got own movie, is less popular than Grimlock! And you think yellow bot get too much attention!
- Breath Weapon: Fire from Dinobots...good! Fire from Dinobots aimed at Decepticons...bad!
- Bully Hunter: Decepticons? Me, Grimlock crush!
- Combining Mecha: Dinobots form Volcanicus! There was one other, but Me, Grimlock prefer to not to talk about that one.
- Cool Sword: Me, Grimlock uses big fire sword! It powerful, like Grimlock!
- Death Is Cheap: Jet robot kill Me, Grimlock! But Me, Grimlock come back! Nothing stops Grimlock! Me king!
- Depending on the Writer: Am Me Grimlock Obfuscating Stupidity or really stupid? All depends on version, some not even talk way you see on page.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Me, Grimlock defeated Tornedron! Me, Grimlock save the universe! Me, Grimlock even hurt Unicron!
- Difficult, but Awesome: In action video game, Me Grimlock slowest Autobot and style all about fighting up close. But use me right and Me Grimlock destroy all Decepticons! Unique fighting style make Me Grimlock fan favorite in game, fans love using special grapples to smash Decepticons.
- Dumb Dinos: Dinobots not dumb! Dinobots strong! Dinobots, rule!
- Dumb Muscle: Why you think Dinobots dumb?! We stronger than any robot! Strength is better!
- Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: What is word that puny humans use? Duh? Dinobots...RULE!
- Fatal Flaw: Fine, but Me, Grimlock admit that temper gets Grimlock into trouble.
- Flanderization: Who Flanders? Me, Grimlock still Me, Grimlock! Just more helpful!
- Gentle Giant: Don't tell Autobots, but Me, Grimlock don't want to hurt weaker beings. Only those who misuse strength must be hurt! There was story about Grimlock meeting tiny dragon named Spike. Spike great warrior! Me, Grimlock...great warrior against most everyone. Except Devastator. New story has Shockwave bring not only Spike's pony friends to Cybertron, but ancient evil as well. Dumb move even for Shockwave. Me, Grimlock will help ponies survive Cybertron 'til Autobots make new space bridge to get them back home.
- Grievous Harm with a Body: Shooting game not let Me Grimlock use guns, but no need them because Grimlock am so big and strong can just pick up tiny Decepticons and throw them. Decepticons die instantly when thrown, and thing they hit dies instantly to.
- Heel–Face Revolving Door: Me, Grimlock no need doors! If Me, Grimlock not want to help, then Grimlock no help! Unless Grimlock feels like helping.
- Hidden Depths: Me, Grimlock could talk normal, but no choose to. It make enemies underestimate Me, Grimlock!
- Hulk Speak: Me, Grimlock talk like the Trope Namer! But Grimlock stronger than Hulk!
- I'm a Humanitarian: Do Dinobots eat humans? No...but we happily eat Decepticons!
- Irrational Hatred: Why do Me, Grimlock hate Optimus Prime? Grimlock clearly stronger, hence Me, Grimlock should rule!
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Me, Grimlock no like anyone who weaker than me! But Grimlock no want friends hurt. And ponies that Me, Grimlock helped one time good people.
- Kick the Son of a Bitch: When helping Optimus look for thingy, he say not to scare puny humans. Except for that one he like so Me Grimlock scare him good.
- Me Grimlock rip and tear lots of Decepticons, but they Decepticons who want to destroy Autobots trying flee dying planet! Sharpshot so nasty even other Decepticons no like him and he torture Snarl, so Me Grimlock rip his leg off and crush him like bug he is! Shockwave take team apart, Me Grimlock remember it all, so he what he deserve when Me Grimlock rip off his arm and eat it!
- Kill It with Fire: Fire am Grimlock's choice of making Decepticons flee!
- Mighty Glacier: Me Grimlock not known for speed, but am very strong, strongest Autobot!... That not superbig at least.
- Multiple-Choice Past: Did Me, Grimlock get built on Earth, or come from Cybertron? Science-bot say there many options! Who care! Me, Grimlock always Grimlock!
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Me, Grimlock no talk normal to make Decepticons think me dumb! They pay for it!
- Odd Friendship: Me, Grimlock get along with tiny human Daniel and rhyming robot Wheelie. They good friends, even though Me, Grimlock no liked Wheelie at first. You no like them though.
- Odd Name Out: Me, Grimlock only Dinobot without "S" in name. Who care? Me, Grimlock Dinobot leader! Me strongest!
- Saved by Canon: Story called Secrets and Lies saw Dinobots turned off. You know this not how it end, since it before full story!
- Shapeshifter Default Form: Dinobots prefer dino modes!
- Super Mode: Shooting game not let Me Grimlock transform normally because Shockwave rebuild and rewrite circuitry to not allow it. But when Me Grimlock get angry enough, done by hitting lets of enemies, me unlock Dino Mode ability. Me Grimlock already much stronger than other Autobots but as robot dinosaur am invincible! Attacks have lots more reach and do more damage, everything in reach of tail is "Instant Death" Radius. Things that immune to normal attacks Me Grimlock can break like toys and can use executions on Decepticons normally immune to it. And also have Breath Weapon, use it and Decepticons run away scarred. Only reason not use whole time is because it not last forever.
- Stock Dinosaurs: Why you complain? Dinobots are Dinobots! You love Dinobots!
- Sword and Gun: Me, Grimlock use sword as weapon! It powerful!
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Grimlock no like Autobots! But...Decepticons worse. So Me, Grimlock work with them. For now...
- Took a Level in Dumbass: Me, Grimlock no stupid! Me, king!
- Toxic Friend Influence: Dinobots not bad for Me, Grimlock! Dinobots answer to Grimlock!
- Videogame Cruelty Potential: Big part of fun of playing as Me Grimlock in Transformers: Fall of Cybertron is being giant Autobot and killing Decepticons in most violent ways. Use One-Hit Kill to destroy enemies in ways like in game series with killer karate humans and in Dino Mode, Breath Weapon makes enemies run away scarred! After Me Grimlock break out, first few Decepticons run away scarred or crouch down to scarred to fight back.
