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The all handsome ME
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(This page is best read in the voice of Zach Gordon)

First of all, let me get something straight: This is a SELF DEMONSTRATING article, not a diary....or a journal. Yeah, weird. TV Tropes is making me write one of this for some reason. I only agreed to do this at all because I guess it would make me rich and famous! This is definitely gonna be handy

Anyhoo, my name is Greg Heffley. I will be famous one day, but now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. I already record my life in a journal(IT'S NOT A DIARY!), but I figured this could be my SECOND autobiography. After all, I will be famous one day. Did I mention that? Ah well...

I have an older brother named Rodrick and a little brother named Manny. I also have perfectly normal parents and I'm living a perfectly normal life...for now. I also have a friend named Rowley(Rowley: Yay, I'm in this! Greg: Y'know, I could just change your name to Rupert. Now go away). Yeah, I don't like to talk about them that much. They're not important.

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Usually, I'm playing video games at my house(especially Twisted Wizard, I'm an expert at that game) until my parents kick me out and make me do something else. I also hang out with Rowley quite a bit(HANG OUT, NOT PLAY!)

Sometime, this guy named Jeff Kinney STOLE MY JOURNAL and published it as a book. Unfortunately for me, I didn't become famous. That was an alternate world. But hey, I am famous in there. There are 14 books from each one of my 14 journals and they are a hit. One of the biggest book series of all time. I just wish the people in MY world knew about it, because this is kind of COOL

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"Tropes"(I don't know what that word means) that apply to me.

  • Asshole Victim: Nope. I don't deserve anything that happens to me. I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

  • Butt-Monkey: Oh yeah. It seems like the whole world just HAS it for me. I mean, I get that I'm in middle school, but can you mellow out a bit, world?

  • Casanova Wannabe: Nope. I am great with girls. I only fail because of bad luck

  • The Ditz: Hey, it's not my fault. Believe it or not, my dad took down the morning chart. No doi I would put my socks over my shoes

  • Jerkass: What do you mean I'm mean? Sure I may be a bit coarse, but like I said before, I'm pretty much one of the best people I know

  • Narcissist: Yeah, I will be famous one day. It's the main reason I agreed to write in that stupid journal

  • Never My Fault: Correct

  • The Sociopath: Woah, calm down. I AM Just a Kid after all

  • Unreliable Narrator: Nah, everything I say is the truth. I blame people like Rodrick for making you idiots believe this

Well, it looks like I'm out of paper, so I guess this is THE END

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