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Yo! Click here to see my Ouroboros form, innit? 

(Read this page in the voice of Megumi Han (Japanese) or Kitty Archer (English))

Oi! Who the spark are you? Least you're not Moebius, that I can tell. But you ain't from Keves or Agnus either. Or the City. Or Aionios in general. Hmm... from what I can tell, you're from one of those civilisations, the ones that're all ancient like, innit? Like, more ancient than ancient. That's what Nia told me.

Queen's beans, where do I start? Eunie's the name. Used to be Special Forces Unit, Colony 9. I've been best buds with Noah and Lanz since we left the pod. By the by, I'm now part of Ouroboros. Which means, way back when, me and the boys got special powers, discovered that the world is an utter shithole, and teamed up with Mio, Taion and Sena, some soldiers from Agnus who we thought were our enemies but weren't. And this was all to beat the snuff out of the arseholes who made the world the way it was. Oh, and I also found out that the Queen was a fake but we got to meet the real one! And what an adventure it was. Hopefully one day, I'll get to be in that wild contest with Mr. Shulk along with Mr. Rex and Queen Nia's wifeys.

Anyway, you lot seem to like my attitude, so I landed my own page on this here sparkin' wiki! I've never been prouder. You lot better use that "wiki magic" o' yours to make this page happen and analyse me as much as you want (not in THAT way though, you mudder). A'ight, get to it! We haven't got all day!

Hear that, tropers? Readers want something a bit meatier:

  • Accent Adaptation: Dependin' on where you lot come from in th' ancienter-than-ancient lands, you hear my speech as some sorta kind of delinquent street dialect, and you from hamburger-crumpet-land and the like compared it to this guy called... Zord? Psord? I dunno who the snuff he is, but wha'ever.
  • Ambiguously Bi: Ever since becoming Ouroboros, I started learnin' what attraction is. Much as they both drive me up the wall sometimes, I kinda like Taion, but I kinda like Ashera too...? Sena told me something about that.
  • Boom Stick: This is my Gunrod! I'm really good at healin' people and also shootin' them in the 'ead!
  • Broken Pedestal: I grew up worshipping the Queen, so it broke my heart to find out she was nothin' more than a talking piece of clockwork crap, and an evil mudder at that. So imagine the look on my face when I learned that there was a real Queen Melia, and we even helped save 'er from those Moebius mudders! And we're friends now! Seriously, I don't think the Eunie of one term ago would've even dreamed o' that.
  • Calming Tea: Sometimes I drink tea to calm me down, especially when something decides to hit my Trauma Button. Taion does too, and he's even good at makin' the stuff for us.
  • Character Tic: I tug at my head-wings when I'm thinking or when I'm irrita'ed.
  • Contrasting Sequel Main Character: I do look up to Queen Melia, but we couldn't be more different aside from our head-wing... things. She's got the silver hair and is always talkin' all formal like and always seems to be hiding what she's actually feelin'. Meanwhile, I've got brown hair, I don't need no politeness, and I just speak what's on my mind and how I want. I'll be blunt with ya, but don't take it personally, innit? The Queen also tells me that I'm sort of the same but different to an old friend of hers named "Fiora", but I've no sparkin' idea what she was like way back when. Apparently she was a sweetheart, and there was someone just like D in her life who traumatised 'er and even nearly killed 'er... I don't really wanna go there again.
  • Lady Swears-a-Lot: My mouth is a veritable cesspool of snuff! ...Huh, you don't use "snuff" or "spark" as swears? Queen's wings, ancient people are weird, innit.
  • The Lad-ette: Oh, I ain't no right propah lady like the Queens. I like going all rough 'n' tough with the rest of the boys.
  • The Medic: If you need healing, leave it to Eunie! I'm deffo good at that whole healing business — my class is Medic Gunner, and I can keep you topped off and shoot a mudder with some strong Ether at the same time. Even outside of battle, whenever we come across someone injured, I'm the one to help get 'em back in ship shape.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Oi! Where you lookin'? Yeah, yeah, maybe these clothes are a bit tight, innit?
  • Precision F-Strike: Early on in our adventure, we had to make our escape through some snuffin' wotah.note  Ugh, feathers are a bitch to dry.
  • Ship Tease: That Taion, he's a fun one to fluster. I enjoy bustin' his chops, but deep down, he's someone you can rely on. And he makes a mean cuppa!
  • Third-Person Person: Eunie is as Eunie does. Now, I ain't no sparkin' Nopon note  but like to refer to myself this way sometimes, especially while exploring Aionios. Yus, Eunie's the boss.
  • Tomboy with a Girly Streak: I might be all bold an' brash like, but I do love cute fuzzy critters and collecting Fourtune Clovers after all.
  • Tsundere: You wot? The spark is a "soon dare ay"? Tch, look, I do care about the folks close to me, even if I got a bit of a snuffin' attitude about it. Queen Nia even says that both Taion and I remind 'er of an old friend in that way, named... Wait, they named mythrice after one of her mates?! Snuff me, that "Mythra" lady seems like a cool gal.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Lanz is a right muppet, and we bicker a lot, and I wouldn't 'ave it any other way. He, Noah and I go way back.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: I sparkin' hate seeing Aspars... they gross me out so much, I almost vomited after fighting one. Blegh.

Eunie: Too easy! Come after me, and that's what you get!!
Taion: Sigh, if only you didn't charge off on your own.

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