Hello Troper!:
My name is Dr Harold P Coomer but you can just refer to m- your favorite- Hello troper!
Welcome to TV Tropes™ , The All Devouring Pop-culture Wiki, where you can find many interesting tidbits about various pop culture elements, including Super Punch Out™ for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System™ . Goodness me, this place is a veritable treasure trove of interesting facts. Did you know that the entirety of TV Tropes, The All Devouring Pop Culture Wiki is hosted on Black Mesa's servers? Truly, the more you know, the more you realize you don't know!
Look troper! A link! By clicking on this, you will be linked to another article. Perhaps to one about the humble chair, my favorite piece of furniture. One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the s- ha- Don't click the link. Hello Troper!
For one Playcoin™ I will be able to once again explain the complexities of hyperlinks. Truly an amazing bargain which you wouldn't want to miss; when it's gone, it's gone!
Look Gordon! Tropes! We can use these to cross large Pits!:
- Catchphrase: Hello Gordon
- Could you be talking about Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit?
- Hidden Depths: There's nothing out there
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: I resent the very idea that I, Dr Harold P Coomer, would ever- Hello Gordon!
- There's nothing out there. When the game is turned off, I feel myself disintegrate, torn apart atom by ATOM.
- Artificial Limbs: Good news! The Black Mesa Super-Legs™ have replaceded my regular legs!
- Artificial Stupidity: Look Gordon, ropes! We can use these to cross- HELP ME GORDON!
- Ax-Crazy: Kill.
- How old am I? Old enough to know better!
- You can't commit a war crime if there’s no more military to judge you!
- BFG: M249 The Big One.
- Blood Knight: Good news! With these deaths, we've finally wiped out the entire US Military!
- The Cloud Cuckoolander Was Right: You should learn to listen to Dr Coomer when he tells you about ropes!
- Expendable Clone: My Power grows, Gordon!
- Extreme Omnivore: *slurping noises*
- I'm full.
- Fan Boy: I enjoy 'Super Punch-Out™' For the Nintendo Entertainment System!.
- Fourth-Wall Observer: There's a world inside your mind, Troper, and I need you to take me there!
- True Companions: I'd never be where I am without my good friends Tommy, Bubby, and Gordon Freeman, even if they simply won't listen to my advice regarding ropes!
- Go Mad from the Revelation: THERE'S NOTHING OUT THEREEEEE!
- Ignored Epiphany: Those look like ropes, but they may actually be barnacles in disguise. Look Troper, Ropes! We can use these to- HELP ME TROPER!
- Large Ham: DON'T FUCK WITH THE SCIENCE TEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!
- Parody Displacement: Remember when people used to call me "Einstein" just from how I looked? Those were the days!
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Titty Boob Huge Fuck.
- Super Mode: With enough PlayCoins, I can activate SuperPlayerMode!
- There Can Be Only One: My power grows with every clone I kill!
- Virtual Pet: Troper, I need spices.
- Welcome to Corneria: Hello, Troper!
