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"Uh huh huh huh...heh heh heh heh..."
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Cue intro music and an exchange between "Uh huh huh" and "Heh heh heh" laughter. Cut to a sky-patterned title card that reads, "TV TROPES", in jagged letters, before the segment begins.

Hey, Butt-Head, what's "self-demostrating"?

Uh, I think it's, like, where we're able to talk about ourselves and how cool we are, without some fartknocker doing it for us.

Whoa, really?! Heh heh. That sounds pretty cool.

Yeah, huh huh. So, like, he's Beavis and I'm Butt-Head. And we're a couple of guys who hang around, go to school, and sometimes work at Burger World. We also, uh, watch music videos and other stuff, because MTV also got crap like Jersey Shore on. Uh huh huh. So, like, you can read all these tropes about us and stuff. Uh huh huh, tropes...

Heh heh heh heh...tropes.


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Come to Butt-Head...uh huh huh:

  • Accidental Hero: Me and Beavis tried to score with this one chick, who said she would do it if we got to Washington. That "unit" those dudes were looking for, like, dropped in my hand, and the President said me and Beavis were heroes. Uh huh huh, "unit".
  • Air Guitar: DAAAHHH DAAAHHH DAHNAH DAH. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA, DAAA-NAA DAHHH.
  • All Men Are Perverts: We wanna score, huh huh. And see some thingies.
  • Amusing Injuries: Mostly Beavis. Uh huh huh huh. It's pretty cool.
    • Um, what're you talking about, Butt-Head- [slap!] OW!!! Cut it out, butthole!!
  • Berserk Button: Don't call me a buttknocker, heh heh. It really pisses me off! Like this one time where Butt-Head kept calling me a "buttknocker", and I had to kick his ass. Call me a buttknocker, and I'll kick your ass! Heh heh.
  • Bloody Hilarious: There was this one time, where Beavis got a bloody nose and he bled all over and stuff. And then there was that time he sawed off his finger in woodshop. Uh huh huh, "wood".
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  • Buffy Speak: We, like, have a lot of words and stuff, for, uh, other stuff. Like "thingies". Uh huh huh.
  • Burger Fool: Sometimes, we have to work at Burger World because that manager dude makes us. But then we get to melt stuff on the grill, huh huh. We also tried to get worker's constipation once, but kicking Beavis's ass didn't work.
  • Butt-Monkey: So, me and Beavis have gotten our asses kicked, sometimes. But he's more of a butt monkey than me. And an ass goblin. And a buttmunch. And a...
  • Casanova Wannabe: Hey, baby. Uh huh huh. Do you, like, wanna get it on? Uh huh huh.
    • Heh heh, hey, how's it going? Heh heh heh.
  • Catchphrase: Me and Beavis have a lot of these, because we're so cool. That Mike Judge dude didn't get how "This sucks" could be one of these, but that's just because he's not very cool.
  • Cheek Copy: I tried to copy my butt one time, and my butt broke the glass. I was stuck, which sucked, because I didn't want to lose my butt! Heh heh. I eventually got out and they put stitches in my butt. I wanted to see what they looked like, so I tried to copy my butt...
  • Chick Magnet/Kavorka Man: This one time, when a bunch of people wrote letters to Santa Butt-Head, all these chicks totally wanted to do it with me! Heh heh! But Butt-Head wouldn't give me those letters! Heh heh. I would have scored, if he wasn't a dillhole.
  • A Date with Rosie Palms: Beavis likes to spank his monkey, huh huh.
    • Shut up, Butt-head! I'll kick your ass! Besides, you do it too!
  • Determinator: I wanna make a lot of money and score. And I'm not stopping until I do both. A lot. Huh huh.
    • Heh heh, yeah, me, too! Heh heh.
  • The Dog Bites Back: Heh heh, sometimes Butt-Head says something that really pisses me off! So I kick him in the nads! Heh heh. Like this!
  • Dope Slap: I, like, have to give these to Beavis, when he starts acting like a dumbass. Which is, like, all the time, huh huh.
    • Shut up, bunghole! I do not- *SMACK* AAH! *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* OW! WHOA! Heh heh. Um, what was I talking about?
  • Genius Ditz: Some people think that we're actually really smart and stuff, because me and Butt-Head watch music videos and talk about them. It's, like, we just know what sucks and what doesn't suck.
  • Gonk: Uh, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a stud, huh huh. But this probably explains why Beavis looks so stupid.
    • Shut up, fartknocker! I look cool! Heh heh.
  • Gratuitous Spanish: Uh, burritos? Huh huh huh. Uh...guacamole!
    • Um...spaghetti!
  • Groin Attack: Sometimes Butt-Head really pisses me off, like this one time he kept smacking me for liking this one Bon Jovi video, and I kicked him right in the nads! Heh heh. That was cool.
  • Heh Heh, You Said "X": Uh, we, like, named this trope and stuff. We're smart.
    • Except for like, this one time they said Snooki liked hot salami and it it wasn't that funny. Like, they were just trying too hard or something.
  • Horrible Judge of Character: Todd's pretty cool. I mean, he kicks our asses, sometimes. But that's just because he's really cool, huh huh.
    • People say Stewart's this cause he like, thinks we're his friends and wants to hang out but he's a dork and we just go over to watch his TV. And look at his hot mom.
  • The Hyena: Uh, like, this one time, we were laughing so much in school, and McDicker got pissed at us. Uh huh huh huh huh. So then he like, made it so that we couldn't laugh for like, a whole week. Huh huh huh huh. It sucked.
    • Yeah, heh heh. But then Buzzcut began talking about sex. Heh heh heh heh heh heh. And he, heh heh heh heh heh heh, talked about the wiener, heh heh heh heh heh heh. And the vagina, heh heh heh heh heh. And masturbation! Heh heh heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! It ruled! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
    • Huh huh huh huh huh huh! Yeah! Huh huh huh huh. But like, we still couldn't laugh. Which sucked.
    • Heh heh heh heh...masturbation. Heh heh heh heh!
  • Intergenerational Friendship: Heh heh. We like, met this one chick on a plane, and she was real old, but she did a whole lot of sluts in Vegas! Heh heh heh heh! She was pretty cool.
  • Jerkass: Uh, it's called not being a wuss, dork.
  • Made of Iron: Me and Butt-Head got thrown around in a tornado, got struck by lightning because we tried to do what that Ben Franklin dude did with that kite, and we got turned into werewolves but were, like, all sick and stuff. We're tough, heh heh heh. Although I'm tougher than Butt-Head.
  • Men Don't Cry: Because then they'd be wussies, huh huh huh huh. Like Beavis. He was crying that one time.
    • Damn it, Butt-Head, I was NOT crying!
  • Metal Head: Heh heh, Metallica rules!
  • Mistaken for Profound: Me and Beavis went to this coffee place, once, where, like, all of these people thought Beavis was good with poetry, because he drank a lot of cappuccino and started yelling about his "bunghole". That was cool.
  • Mister Seahorse: Um, this one time, I thought I was pregnant, heh heh. But it turns out I just had to poop real bad, heh heh heh.
  • Mushroom Samba: This one time, me and Butt-Head were stuck in the desert, and I ate this cactus thing. Then there were all these weird colors and shapes, heh heh. And it sounded just like White Zombie!
  • Never My Fault: Uh, I've actually come really close to scoring a bunch of times, huh huh huh. But then this dillweed always goes and screws things up and scares the chicks away. Which sucks, huh huh huh.
    • Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
  • Nightmare Fetishist: Dead things are cool, uh huh huh. We also looked pretty cool that one time, when we tried to become werewolves. Even though we didn't score. That sucked.
  • Onion Tears: One time, I got, like, an onion in my chili dog, and it made my eyes hurt, heh heh. Butt-Head kept telling me I was crying, but I wasn't!
    • You were crying, huh huh.
    • I was NOT crying! I'm serious...
  • Our Werewolves Are Different: One time, after seeing that Twilight movie, me and Butt-Head tried to become werewolves, so we'd get tons of chicks. But this homeless dude just bit us and we got really sick and covered in these sores and stuff, heh heh. And we still didn't score!
  • Pyro Maniac: Yeah, yeah, FIRE! FIRE! Yeah...heh heh. I burned down a comedy club once, but they don't show that one, anymore.
  • Raging Stiffie: Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!
    • Heh-heh-heh heh heh heh! Boioioioioioing!
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Uh, I'm like, really calm and rash-anal and stuff, huh huh huh huh. But Beavis here, he's a real dumbass, huh huh huh. Sometimes I gotta smack him around to make him settle down or something. He'd like, die in a ditch if it weren't for me, huh huh huh.
  • Refuge in Audacity: Um, what? Heh heh heh.
  • Shown Their Work: Um, one time, me and Butt-Head were at this monster truck show, and they like ran over stuff like cars and our teacher, heh heh heh, that was cool. Then when they got to the porta-potties, this big fart came out, and Butt-Head said it was Sterculius, the Roman god of feces. Heh heh, yeah, we didn't make him up. He was like pissed off that they ran over the porta-potties, so he took a dump on all of us. Um, hey Butt-Head, heh heh. How did we survive that?
  • Signature Laugh: Uh huh huh huh huh...
    • Heh heh heh heh heh heh...
  • The Slacker: Yeah, well, if you're one of those dudes that are into doing homework and stuff, you're a dork, uh huh huh.
  • Son of a Whore: Beavis's mom is a slut, huh huh.
    • Shut up, fartknocker.
  • Stacy's Mom: More like Stewart's mom, huh huh. Like she's what people lately call a MILF and I dunno what it means but I'd do her. Also I had a cool dream about Beavis's mom where she was all naked in the bath and she let me check out her thingies.
    • Shut up, Butt-Head!
  • Toilet Humor: Heh heh heh, I really like it when people say "poop". (higher pitch) "Poop." Heh heh heh heh.
  • Toxic Friend Influence: I'm cooler than Beavis, so he, like, needs me around so he won't be a dumbass, uh huh huh. This one time, this old dude named Charlie showed me what it'd be like if I wasn't born and stuff. Beavis was even more of a dork, because I wasn't there to keep him from being a dumbass.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Nachos rule! Heh heh. Oh yeah, and so are tacos, huh huh. One cool things about school, is that they have kick-ass tacos.
  • With Friends Like These...: I let Beavis hang around, because he makes me look cooler and stuff. But his buttmunch ass makes it hard to score, huh huh.
  • Your Mom: Uh huh huh. Hey Beavis. Your mom's a slut. Uh huh huh huh.
    • Heh heh, oh yeah.

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"YOU WILL GIVE ME TP!"

What the hell is this crap? All they did was make us talk and stuff! Heh heh.

Yeah, huh huh huh.

Whoa! Heh heh. Check it out, Butt-Head.

Beavis notices a conveniently placed stash of soda. He shotguns several cans in rapid succession. He begins to twitch and writhe, while muttering incoherently.

Uh, Beavis?

Beavis continues twitching.

What's your problem? Huh huh.

Beavis pulls his shirt collar over his hair and raises his arms.

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! Heh heh. YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLE, AND NOW YOU MUST PAY! Aaaaaah. Heh heh. MY BUNGHOLE WILL SPEAK, NOW! Heh heh. YOU WISH TO LEARN OF THE BUNGHOLE? YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! Try as you may. Heh heh.


YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR TROPES! AND TP!

  • Berserk Button: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!
  • Black Speech: AaaaaaYYYYEEEEEAAAyyyyyaH OHLaAHHlAaAH!
  • Body Horror: I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE!
  • The Dreaded: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!
  • Fighting from the Inside: Why does everybody wanna see my schlong?
  • Gratuitous Spanish: Español? ES BUNGHOLE! HABLA BA HABLA! I COME FROM NICARAGUA! FROM LAKE TITICACA! WHERE WE HAVE NO BUNGHOLES!
  • "I Am" Song: BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE NO BUNGHOOOOOOOOLE! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Large Ham: WE DO NOT NEED THIS "HAM". WE NEED TP!
  • Mind Screw: I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE! WE SHARE BUT ONE BUNGHOLE! YOU ARE A BUNGHOLE! AND SO AM I! THERE WILL BE MORE BUNGHOLES AFTER ME! I HAVE CORNHOLIO IN MY BUNGHOLE! Heh-heh, that was pretty cool.
  • Must Have Caffeine: I WANT ALL YOUR CRAPPUCINO!
    • Do it, brother Beavis!
  • Mooning: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BUNGHOLE?!
  • Nightmare Fetishist: YOU ARE NOT SAFE FROM THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS! Whoa, heh heh. That'd be cool.
  • No Indoor Voice: YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!
  • Paranoia Fuel: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE! RUN AS YOU MAY!
  • Split Personality: Heh heh. What happened? {Beavis finds and drinks another soda, which kicks him back into gear.} MY BUNGHOLE HAS RETURNED! Um, okay, heh heh. KanDOfRAhaHAhaHAHblahBLAH!
  • Sweet Tooth: Do you have any candy? Heh heh. I NEED ROLIOS FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
  • Talkative Loon: MY BUNGHOLE, IT GOES RAP-PAH-PAH-PAH! AND ONE FOR YOU! PRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAFFFF!
  • Toilet Humor: Do you have any Oleo? I NEED OLEO FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
  • Toilet Paper Trail: I MUST HAVE TP! Heh heh. THE TP WILL FOLLOW ME!


Uh huh huh. That was cool.
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