Here's some deleted Pantheon profiles. If anyone wants to adopt and rework them, be my guest.
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Taki
Taki, Goddess of Skin-Tight Battle Suits (The Hunter Of Darkness, The Partial Shadow Of Demon Sealing, The Sealed Sword Of Godspeed, She Who Seals Off Evil)

- House: Fanservice Attires
- Intermediate Goddesss
- Symbol: Her Kodachi Rekki-Maru & Mekki-Maru
- Theme Song: The cursed Image
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Dual Wielding, Skin Tight battle suits, She-Fu, Demon Slaying, Evil Weapon, clearly not wearing any underwear, Bouncing Boobs
- Domain: Ninjutsu, Battle, Fanservice, Stealth, demons
- Herald: Natsu (her disciple)
- Allies: Ryu Hayabusa, Kasumi, Jiraiya, Mai Shiranui, Sophitia Alexandra, Naruto Uzumaki
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork With: The Toku Base (especially the Kakurangers, Hurricanegers, and Ninningers).
- Enemies: Toki, '''Nightmare, Soul Calibur, The Beast, Satan, Nyarlathotep, Pazuzu, Millenium Earl, any evil demon and the rest of the Demonic Legion.
- Headbutting Heroes: With Siegfried
- Rivals: Mitsurugi, Ivy
- Her ascension came after hearing that both Soul Edge and Soul Calibur were here and deciding she immediately had to find a way into the pantheon. Of course, Kenichi, Miu and a few other gods got a little worried that she would take Miu's place, causing all their hard work to be for naught.
- She and Kasumi get along rather well due to having similar experiences with their respective clans. She was invited to join the Go-nin-shuu and accepted, which turned the group into the Roku-nin-shuu. She also feels sorry for Ayane, since she like Ayane has also had to kill her father figure Toki after he became corrupted.
- She also formed an alliance with Jiraiya and has formed a spy network with him. Unbeknownst to her, the old perv used her as a model for one of his books.
- She is considered to be one of the hottest goddesses in the pantheon and has been compared to the goddess of beauty herself, Mai Shiranui.
- At one point, she was one of the strongest Ninja. She was second only to Hayabusa.
- She beat Ivy twice, once in combat and once in breasts.
- She joined forces with a several good gods in order to stop evil from achieving World domination.
- She once went after Toki, believing him to be her former Evil Mentor Toki ascended; she stopped after finding out the two aren't the same person.
Talim
Talim, Goddess of Dual Tonfas

- House: Multi-Wielding Weapons
- Theme Song: "Guided by Wind"
.
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: The Wind.
- Portfolio: Dual Tonfas, Little Miss Badass Adorables, In Harmony with Nature, Shorter Powerhouses, Girlish Pigtails, Mikos (Sort Of), Apologises a Lot, Purity Personified, Waif-Fu.
- Domains: Nature, Combat, Good, Weapons.
- Allies:
- Fellow Soul Warriors: Siegfried Schtauffen, Sophitia Alexandra.
- Other Allies: Black Orchid, Oichi, Nakoruru, Viridi, Captain Planet, Temari, Makoto Nanaya, Lunord, Sun Ce, Mai Kawasumi, June Lin Milliam, Leslie Knope, Zack, Mai Kawasumi, Kyoshiro Senryo, Ashitaka.
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork With: Taki.
- Rivals: Voldo, Maya Fallegeros, Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy.
- Enemies: Oda Nobunaga, Nightmare/Soul Edge, Cervantes de León, Kefka Palazzo, Yuuki Terumi, Bernkastel, Calypso, Lord Deimos.
- Respects: Algol.
- Herald: Hong Yun-seong.
- Talim, the last Babaylan Priestess, used to be the High Priestess of Orchid for the Tonfa title. Orchid had to focus more on her newest set of Retractable Weapons since her return in Killer Instinct 2013. Talim has earned her place as the new Goddess of Tonfas after seeing her performance in the tales of souls and swords.
- They are currently allied each other as she supports Orchid's resistance against Ultratech.
- She gets well along with Nakoruru since both of them are nature guardians. Also, with the guidance of Captain Planet, it gets better.
- Talim is one of the most goodhearted Deities in the Pantheon, and naturally doesn't hate anyone, unless the situation involves the most depraved Deities in the Pantheon for her to bring the divine punishment on them.
- So far, she's the only one who actually understand Algol's situation during the Schtauffen Homecoming incident. She may or may not helped him to bring back his son. Whatever it actually happened, their respect is earned nonethless.
- Missed the events of Soul Calibur V. Time will tell if she's going to return soon since the whole Time Skip happened. At least she's informed on what actually happened by Sophitia's spirit and Talim felt horrible on how "poorly crafted" the story was. Talim would blame on Patroklos' rash decisions and Pyrrha's inability to defend herself properly, but she shouldn't act badly on Sophitia's mortal children in that moment.
- "Wind, guide me."
Soldier #25954
Soldier #25954, God/dess of the Dying Dream (Newbie, New Blood, Player, Taylor)

- House: Dreams
- Lesser Deity
- Symbol: The Black ops 3 box art
◊.
- Theme Song: "Line of Duty
" or "I Live
"
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Portfolio: Being a Cyborg by necessity after losing both their arms and a leg, Dead All Along and their story being a dream, having no definite name
- Domains: War, Technology, Mind Games
- Allies: Alex Mason, Ysera, The Hunter, Commander Shepard, Liberty Prime, KOS-MOS, Cloud Strife
- Rivals: Adam Jensen.
- Enemies: HAL, SHODAN. Raul Menendez, Ruvik
- Was rescued by Ysera from a dream in which their mentor had been infected by an AI. It's also thanks to Ysera that they keep the enchantments they had in their dream instead of being Brought Down to Normal.
- Upon their arrival in the Pantheon itself, they quickly became friend with The Hunter, in major part thanks to how disturbing their dream (who were where their stories took place) were.
- Also became friends with Alex Mason and have a great amount of respect for him since he is their predecessor.
- Despite being a cyborg, they tend to avoid the Digital Personas and Roboti sections of the House of technology, due to a robot dismembering them and causeing them to become cyborg.
- When seeing them enter the Pantheon, Adam, remarking that they had a few similarities, started a Friendly Rivalry with them.
- Is hated by Menendez for being living proof that his plan didn't work.
- If they start talking about a Frozen Forest, deities are advised to get away from them or bring them to the House of Health.
- Most of the deities are still trying to puzzle what happend to them at the end of their story.
- Initially wanted to attack Corvo Attano, suspecting him of being another manifestation of Corvus but the confusion was quickly cleared.
- They are scared of Ex due to losing their limb to an evil robot in their home universe. Due to this reason, they try to avoid the Robotics And Machinery section of the pantheon as much as they can.
- Became friends with Cloud Strife due to both of them having part of their memories/story be in fact someone else's. Cloud and the Hunter are trying to help him/her come to term with this difficult revelation.
- One version of them had to fight zombies and confronted Richtofen and Samantha about it. To the soldier's surprise, neither of them were responsible, tough Samantha fears this Deimos may be the greater threat she warned about.
Cyrus
Cyrus, God of Hard to Use but Incredibly Powerful Characters 

- House: Challenge
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Black Raven with a red tear drop in the center.
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Difficult, but Awesome characters, Sniper Rifle, Cold Sniper, Demolitions Expert, Father to His Men, The Stoic
- Domains: Stealth, Law
- Direct Superiors: The God-Emperor of Mankind and Chapter-Master Gabriel Angelos
- Allies: Mario, Leman Russ, Vulkan, Solid Snake
- Opposes: Indrick Boreale
- Opposed by: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh
- Ascended to god hood after Mario became very impressed with his solo runs in a team based strategy game. He then realized that there is a special type of fun to be obtained through hard work and dedication obtaining great rewards.
- Despite appearing weak, Cyrus is incredibly dangerous. He has proven capable of killing avatars of war gods, something which has made Kratos very nervous. Few deities try to attack him because they know they have very little time to find and assault Cyrus before he pops them off with a high powered shot. Is rather embarrassed about being a deity of fun rather than of war.
- Gets along quite well with Yoko. Since both are teachers that are also masters of the sniper rifle, the two can relate on quite a few things. Their students humorously like to joke that they're a sniper Battle Couple, but Yoko and Cyrus aren't really in a hurry to deny such allegations as well.
- Has a friendly rivalry with Solid Snake, a fellow Difficult, but Awesome character. Their game of trying to out sneak one another has become a source of great entertainment (and wagers) in the GUAG.
- He is not satisfied to hear that Indrick Boreale has ascended, as he was a failure of a commander and not only failed the campaign on the Kaurava System, but also lead to the death of 5 companies and many of his Scouts. He doesn't want to speak of it.
- Upon the orders of The Emperor of Man, Cyrus and the entire Blood Ravens chapter have deployed to the GUAG Sisterhood's base to protect Madoka during "The Pantheonic Rebellion".
Dural
Dural, Goddess of Featureless Anatomy (Tsukikage, V-Dural)

- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: The J6 logo
- Theme Music: "Messenger from the Dark"
or Stone Arena
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Barbie Doll Anatomy, Being Made of Liquid Metal, Replicant Fighters, Clones, SNK Bosses, Sinister Breath, Legacy Character, Unwilling Roboticisation
- Domains: Anatomy, Hunt, Metal, Combat, Abilities
- High Priestess: Alpha-152
- Followers: Mokujin, Edge Master, Olcadan, Kuhn
- Allies: Shang Tsung, I-No
- Enemies: Akira Yuki, Pai Chan, A lot of Combat-Based Deities, Erik Leshnerr/Magneto
- Unwitting Pawn of: Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke
- Worthy Opponent: Kakashi Hatake
- Dural was created from liquid steel, so she is incredibly hard to knock down, even for a Goddess.
- The current Dural in the Pantheon is a new model codenamed V-Dural, containing the DNA from Vanessa Lewis. Prior to that, there are many Durals before her, with the first model being Tsukikage, the current Kage-Maru's mother.
- She is capable of emulating any move set from anyone on the Houses of War and Combat, save Bruce Lee. He already has enough imitators.
- Found a worthy opponent in Kakashi Hatake, due to both of them having the same ability to replicate other's attacks.
- Is recently involved in a series of events involved in the merging of the worlds.
- Due to her being made of metal, she earned the scorn of Magneto after an one-sided Curb-Stomp Battle. The next time they fought together, she changed her body to stone.
Ninja Sex Party
Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, Co-Gods of Sexuality-Charged Songs (Danny: Daniel Avidan, Not-so-Grump Brian: Brian Wecht)

Left: Brian, Right: Danny
- House: Lyrics
- Rank: Lesser Gods
- Symbol: Danny's blue electric (really a bass) guitar and Brian's keytar.
- Theme Song: Ninja Sex Party Theme Song
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with good tendencies (Danny), True Neutral (Brian)
- Portfolio: Technician vs. Performer, Foil (to each other), Non-Indicative Name, Weird-Ass Music
- Domains: Music, Ninjas, Sex, Parties
- High Priest: The Lonely Island
- Allies: Chef, Kyu Sugardust, Panty Anarchy, Jiraiya, Barbarella
- Danny: Lady Amalthea
- Brian:
- "Feared" by: Every dragon deity (Danny)
- On good terms with: JonTron (Danny)
- Meet Ninja Sex Party. They're a group
- Originally, Chef was the holder for Intercourse with You. That was, until Danny Sexbang came by and sung an entire song heard across the Pantheon (save for the House of Family) dedicated to how he went on an "Orgy for One". While some were understandably disgusted by it, it was generally agreed that he sounded great, so Danny got the trope and brought along Ninja Brian for the ride, while Chef moved to the House of Naming, not that he minded.
- It should be noted that their band name isn't too indicative. They're haven't been seen engaging in any sex parties (Blame YouTube guidelines for that). However, as mortal world Brian said, "I'm the ninja, Danny's the sex, together we're the party."
- There was a bit of awkwardness , considering
Dale Gribble
Dale Gribble, God of Authority Bluffs (Rusty Shackelford)

- House: Trickery
- Rank: Demigod
- Alignment: True Neutral with chaotic tendencies
- Portfolio: The Skeptical Guy, Basement-Dweller, Bumbling Dad, Calling Your Attacks, Chronic Back Stabbing Disorder, Cloudcuckoolander, Conspiracy Theorist, Determinator, Dirty Coward, Genius Ditz, Gun Nut, Insane Troll Logic, Jerk with a Heart of Gold, Miles Gloriosus, Poisonous Friend, Right-Wing Militia Fanatic, Schemer, Well-Intentioned Extremist
- Domains: Skepticism, Craziness, Smoking
- Followers: Axel Foley, Jason Shepherd, Frank Abagnale
- Allies: Hank Hill (mostly), Ron Swanson, The Question
- Enemies: Slappy the Dummy
- Dale Gribble was originally a follower of The Question, that was until he looked outside of the temple and saw an alien. Dale
The Bluth Family
"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together."
The Bluths,Includes Divine Family of Fictional and Unrealistic Documentaries (George Sr.: Pop-Pop, Father B., Lucille: Gangie, George Oscar II: GOB, Getaway, Bryon: Buster, Lindsay: Cindy Featherbottom, Tobias: Mrs. Featherbottom, Mae: Maeby)

From left to right: Tobias, GOB, Lindsay, George Sr., Michael, Lucille, George Michael, Buster, and Maeby
- House: Theatric Narrative
- Rank: Quasideities
- Symbol: The family stair car
- Theme Song: Arrested Development
(though GOB prefers "The Final Countdown
")
- Alignment: True Neutral, with varying degrees of chaos, evil, and stupid
- Portfolio:
- The entire family: Dysfunctional, Screwed-Up Family, Can't Catch a Break, Runs a Lackluster Family Business, Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists
- Michael: Benevolent Boss, Black Sheep, Deadpan Snarker, Honesty, Narcissist, Not So Above It All, Only Sane Man and Employee, Gets Condemned Compared to Other Immoral People, Screw This, I'm Outta Here!
- George Michael: Adorkable, Hilariously Serious, Crushes on Maeby, Generally a good person compared to the rest of the family, until he Took a Level in Jerkass
- George Sr.: Abusive Dad, Breakout Character, Fake Deaths, Manipulative Bastard But Sometimes Cares About his Family, Mean Boss, Smug Snake
- Lucille: Abusive Mom, Control Freak, The Chessmaster, Controlled George Sr.'s evil business actions, Rich and Manipulative Bitch, Smothers Buster, Trying to be somewhat nicer
- GOB: The Charmer, Genius Ditz, Lackluster Stage Magician, Handsome Lech, Only Known by Their Nickname, Wants His Father's Approval, The Unfavorite
- Buster: Lost his hand to a seal, Manchild, Nervous Wreck, Cloudcuckoolander, Still lives with his mother
- Lindsay: Middle-Aged Liberal->Hot Republican, Hands-Off Parenting, Hypocrisy Played for Laughs, Soapbox Sadie, Lazy Slacker
- Tobias: Ambiguously Bi, Terrible Actor, Camp Straight, Innocent Innuendos, Ugly Guy, Hot Wife, The Unfettered
- Maeby: Adorkable, Manipulative Liar, Once lived as a movie producer, High School Hustler, Punny Name
- Domains: Businesses, Families, Conflict
- Followers: Wikus van de Merwe, Malcolm Tucker, Johnny Truant, Alex Kralie
- Allies:
- Michael: Michael Scott, Liz Lemon, Leslie Knope, Stan Marsh, , Leonard L. Church, Roy Greenhilt
- George Michael: Evan, Scott Pilgrim
- George Sr.: Bill Lumbergh, Mr. Burns
- Lucille: Lady Tremaine, Dr. Sofia Lamb
- GOB: Ron Swanson, Oscar Diggs
- Buster: Misato Katsuragi,
- Lindsay:
- Tobias: Booster Gold and Blue Beetle Pegasus J. Crawford
- Maeby:
- Rivals: The Wilkerson Family, The Simpsons
- Enemies: Dan, Looten Plunder, Jonathan Irons, Mom,
- Buster: Lord Fredrik
- Complicated Business Relations: President Garrison
- Opposes: Popplio (Buster)
- Opposed by: Sterling Archer (Lucille), Bryan Mills (George Sr.)
- Annoys: The Richards Family/Fantastic Four (Tobias)
- Meet the Bluths; they are Dysfunctional Family incarnate. Michael tries to keep the company afloat and the family together, but his siblings live their lives on a whim. His older brother GOB) is a mostly incompetent magician who performs illusions. Michael's twin sister Lindsay is a fair-weather activist for whatever cause happens to catch her attention at any given moment; her husband, Tobias Fünke is a disgraced psychiatrist turned disgraceful actor (and is in denial about his obvious homosexuality). Michael's younger brother, Byron "Buster" Bluth is a bizarre Manchild who still lives with his mother, Lucille, who is constantly drinking and critical of everything and everyone. Michael's father, George, is under arrest for fraud and embezzlement, as well as under investigation for "light treason", and is enjoying his time in prison. Finally, Michael's well-behaved, but also quite awkward and confused son, George-Michael, and Tobias and Lindsay's rebellious and Street Smart daughter, Maeby, frequently find the rest of the family ignorant of the Unresolved Sexual Tension between them.
- Initially, only Michael held the title of Fictional and Unrealistic Documentaries, but of course, he couldn't completely stay away from his family, as they kept falling into hard times every time a family member kept getting into (or escaping) prison. When he went back into his world, the rest of the Bluths couldn't help but wonder where Michael had been, at least until they noticed that some ticket was accidentally dropped by him, which read "Access to the Pantheon". The family needed a place to hide after Buster killed Lucille 2, so they kept convincing him to "invite them" to the world, to which Michael begrudgingly complied with.
- Applies to the entire family or at least two of the members:
- Their relationship with other Fox families is rather harsh. The Bluths were actually considered for the title of Dysfunctional Family, but the Wilkerson Family caused enough of a ruckus that the Court of the Gods gave it to them instead. It doesn't help that even Lois finds George Sr. and Lucille's treatment of their offspring abusive. They're also not on good terms with the Simpsons. While they respect Michael for being a decent businessman, considering that Homer's half-brother was once the CEO for a car company, they find their lives sad; while the Simpsons usually aren't on the same page, they still care for each other and are rarely as cruel as most of the Bluths.
- After seeing them get involved in building a wall for the U. S. border, President Garrison contracted the family for doing such a thing for his temple to keep the immigrants out.Garrison: "Finally, some people with wall-building knowledge that are willing to work with me. If they can do a decent job for my place, I'll use them to keep those damn Mexicans from entering THE ENTIRE PANTHEON!"
Narrator: "They didn't." - After building a few houses near Dan's apartment, they experienced the wrath of him when he blew them up for attracting traffic.
- They set up the Bluth company in the Pantheon, with mixed results.
- Michael:
- He's friends with Michael Scott for being the only other boss in the Pantheon who's a decent man. When they hang out, other deities confuse them with each other as they both have the same first name. Mr. Bluth says he's used to this occurrence.
- With the help of Leslie Knope, he has refused takeovers from Mom, Mr. Burns, Looten Plunder and Jonathan Irons, as he prefers values over cash. There are rumors of all four of them teaming up to stop them.
- Regularly hangs out with Liz Lemon, Stan Marsh and Leonard L. Church as they're the only sane deities.
- Michael would confide his moral failures with Roy Greenhilt, a fellow Only Sane Man who has the added pressure of saving the world. Since Roy ultimately learned to get closer to his teammates, he would try to keep Michael on the straight and narrow.
- After his wife died, Michael hasn't had the best luck with keeping a relationship. Some of the more notable examples of this include Miss Baerly, whom he broke up with after he found out George Michael was also attracted to her and he didn't want to hurt his son's feelings, Maggie Lizer, which didn't go anywhere despite him giving it another chance[[/note]]the first time he broke up with her was when he found out she lied about her blindness, the second time happened when he
- George Michael:
- G
- George Sr.:
- He got some weird looks from Hellboy, likely because he looks a lot like his boss, Tom Manning.
- Lucille:
- GOB:
- Buster:
- He lost his left arm after a "loose seal" bit it off, so he doesn't care for Pinnipeds of any kind. He even got banned from the House of Aquatic Life after he fought with Popplio, of all creatures.Buster: "Your kind made me lose my arm, now it's time to meet your end!" (ten seconds later) "Gah! Her nose bubbles are hurting me!"
- He lost his left arm after a "loose seal" bit it off, so he doesn't care for Pinnipeds of any kind. He even got banned from the House of Aquatic Life after he fought with Popplio, of all creatures.
- Lindsay:
- Tobias:
- Tobias is perhaps the most "interesting" person in the family. He's was a psychoanalyst and a psychotherapist, or a "analrapist" (pronounced "uh-NAHL-ruh-pist"), as he self-described, and also has "never nude" syndrome, which is exactly what it sounds like.
- In case anyone's wondering, no, he's not gay, but he's often seen as such due to how feminine he looks and sounds, and the many amount of times he has accidentally sounded sexual doesn't help. For this reason, he has gotten along with Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, who are also commonly seen as gay by others.
- He's always wanted to be an actor, but hasn't had much success with it. After finding out that there are some ascended actors in the House of Theatric Performers, he went there for some pointers, but was deemed "hopeless" by the residents there:Christian Bale: "Okay, let's try a dramatic role first; you are a worker who saw his best friend on the job die."
Tobias: "Oh no! My friend is dead! I can't help but feel his coldness!"
Christian: "This is going to be a looooong day." - There have been reports of him appearing in the Marvel universe as a specimen of the Collector, and because of this, there are even rumors
that all of the Bluths are in that same world. Most of the ascended Marvel characters gave no comment, though Tony Stark stated that he'd never do business with a place as corrupt as the Bluth Company. Michael had this say about the theory:
Michael: "The idea of us being in the same world with a bunch of superpowered beings is idiotic. Next thing you know, they'll say we're owned by some Mega-Corp bent on ruling the entertainment industry."
Narrator: "Remember to go see Frozen II, in theaters, November 22nd!"- Speaking of Marvel, Tobias was once performed on the street as the Thing and nearly starred a play about the Fantastic Four (he was in the wrong boat when it was starting; it was also performed at the House of Theatre and Spectacle where he was finally on the stage. The Richards managed to catch the showing, with Johnny calling it "the second-worst adaptation of our adventures."
- Maeby:
June and Chloe
June Colbum and Chloe, Co-Goddesses of Light Girl, Dark Girl Duos and Censored Titles (Chloe: The Bitch in Apartment 23)

- House: Gender Pairings & Roles and Titles
- Rank: Quasideities
- Symbol: The door to their apartment.
- Theme Song:
- Alignment: Neutral Good (June), Chaotic Neutral with Neutral Evil tendencies (Chloe)
- Portfolio: owns an expensive apartment in New York, Vitriolic Best Buds, White-and-Grey Morality
- Domains: Apartments, Duos, Niceness (June), Alcohol (Chloe)
- Followers: Lindsay and Heather, Angela Moss and Darlene Alderson, Max and Caroline, Amanda Vaughn
- Allies: Both: Max Blum and Penny Hartz, Barney Stinson, Leslie Knope (June)
- Enemies:
- Friendly Rival: Charlie Harper
- Rivals: The Gang (Chloe)
- Respected by: Most anime deities (Chloe)
- Respects: Jessica Jones (Chloe)
- Odd Friendship: Roger Smith (Chloe)
- While there were many candidates for Light Feminine and Dark Feminine, the gods felt that none of them had a stronger dynamic compared to June and Chloe.
- How they managed to get Censored Title was interesting. Most of the examples either only applied to an episode or two, or weren't very well-known. Since it applied to their show's title, and they at least had a cult following, they received the trope.
- When they entered the Pantheon, they were very disappointed to find out that there weren't any Dawson's Creek characters in there. They are currently trying to get their friend, James Van Der Beek, to ascend.
- Given their nature, it took them forever to find an ally that both of them liked. Luckily, they found Max Blum and Penny Hartz
- June:
- Chloe:
- She's respected by a lot of anime characters, which is surprising for a deity from a sitcom. This is because the graphic novel based on her, Tall Slut No Panties, is very popular in Japan.
- In the Pantheon, Chloe is a highly regarded drinker. Her liver is described as "superhuman" and is able to drink a crapton of booze without ever feeling tipsy. Expect to see her at the House of Alcohol a lot. This lead to her being drinking buddies with other beer lovers such as Homer Simpson, Bender and Sterling Archer, who are all from Fox (Archer's from the sister channel, FX). It's almost as if her show was originally pitched to the network.
Shingo Yabuki
Shingo Yabuki, God of Heroic Worshipping

- House: Heroic Attitude
- Demigod, bordering on Lesser God
- Symbol: His Gloves, courtesy of Kyo Kusanagi.
- Theme Song: "Still Green"
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Worshipping Kyo Kusanagi 24/7, Imitating Kyo's Techniques Without Flames (for His Bad Luck), Wearing His Gloves as a Gift, Outraged Optimism, Reasoning to Both Kyo and Iori from Fighting Each Other, Ascended Fanboys, Keet, Being an Ordinary High-School Student, Heroic Wannabees, Lethal Joke Characters, Critical Hits
- Domains: Good, Combat, Devotion, School
- Allies: Kyo Kusanagi, K', Kula Diamond, Sakura Kasugano, Ryuusei Date, Minako Aino/Sailor Venus/Sailor V, Drew and Jo McCormick, Roland Williams, Gai Ikari/Gokai Silver
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork With: Iori Yagami
- Enemies: Rugal Bernstein, Geese Howard, anyone who treatens to attack Kyo in full form.
- Former Enemy: Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen
- Conflicting Opinion: Homura Akemi
- Shingo has been Kyo Kusanagi's #1 fan since day one. When he saw Kyo in action in the Mortal Plane, from the Orochi to the NESTS and the "Those From The Past" incidents, he's fascinated with Kyo's adventures.
- Then, the day came, Kyo brought him a piece of The Ore, gaining a place in the Pantheon.
- Used to dislike Mitsuzane Kureshima until the latter's redemption. As a compensation, Shingo accepts Micchy's atonement.
- There are rumors that the KOF '98 Tournament is more than a dream he saw. His personal experience, along with the people he's listed in his notebook, caused the creation of said tournament.
- Light Yagami (no relation to Iori Yagami, by the way) changed his notebook for the Death Note and started to write his techniques. The result, he just "killed" his own techniques. Shingo is not amused.
- Fortunately, O-Haruhi-sama pressed the Reset Button and everything is back to normal.
- Is desesperately trying to learn fire, like Kyo, but it's useless. Shingo once entered to the Houses of Power and Nature in order to learn fire. He failed again.
- On the flipside however, other gods have noted that Shingo's physical prowess as a developing fighter and usage of the physical side of the Kusanagi arts is plenty enough for him to be a solid fighter in the near-future.
- Gods are surprised that Shingo has the same voice as individuals such as Kuzan/Aokiji, Zato-1, Bo-bo-bo, Adam Blade and even Dio Brando of all people. However, even Shingo himself has to shriek and cringe whenever he remembers his voice being uncanny to Excalibur's....
Eucliwood Hellscythe
Eucliwood Hellscythe, Goddess of Communicating via Notepad (Eu)

- House: Language
- Greater Goddess (Overdeity if she could effectively control her power)
- Symbol: Her Notebook and armor
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Story-Breaker Power that can't be controlled by any normal means, Doesn't talk and only communicates via notepad, Reality Warper, Benevolent Necromancers, being a Magical Garment Girl
- Domains: Death, Power
- Allies: Ayumu, Haruna, Gyubid, Madoka Kaname, Squigly, Lazlo, Itsuki Inubozaki
- Enemies: Ghetsis, Albert Wesker, Lucifer.
- Odd Friendship with: The Sorrow
- Ascended after Ayumu invited her into pantheon and was hoping that some of god could help her control her power.
- After hearing about the series of events surrounding the Great Upheaval. She rather wary believing she could be next especially considering her power could rival Madoka's and would hate for her to fall into the wrong hands.
- Because of her uncontrollable power she is forced to suppress her emotions, wear armor 24/7, and can only communicate via writing.
- She apparently has many voices according to Ayumu's delusions. Why none of them sound the same? No one knows for sure.
- Is also a member of the Magical Girl Sisterhood after going through intensive training.
- Do not talk about death so casually in front of her. It'll piss her off.
- Currently on-standby to serve as Squigly's anchor to the Pantheon if she ever destroys the Skull Heart.
- Also do not harm her friends, she will hurt you.
- Eucliwood was very pleased to see her high priestess Itsuki Inubozaki ascended, now with her voice returned and much happier about it.
Ayumu Aikawa
Ayumu Aikawa, The God With The Embarrassing but Empowering Outfit (Bayumu, Kusomushi, Servant)

- House: Combat Clothing
- Demigod; Lesser God when overclocking or as a Masou Shoujo
- Symbol: The Mystletain chainsaw
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Ridiculous-Looking Combat Gear, Chainsaws, Our Zombies Are Different, Butt-Monkey, Amusing Injuries, Would Hit and Chainsaw a Girl if Necessary, Real Men Wear Pink, Explosive Overclocking
- Domains: Outfits, Chainsaws
- High Priest: Guy Hamdon/SheZow
- Followers: Claims his various Pretty Freeloaders as this, but Haruna, and Sera would instead say that despite his ascension, he works for them.
- Allies: Eucliwood Hellscythe, Naruto Uzumaki, Squigly, [[Gender: Non-Specific Hideri Kanzaki)
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- Personally supports Naruto's right to be a Highly Visible Ninja due to his own costuming.
- When Ayumu overclocks all the way to 1000% his outfit becomes so cute that even the other magical girls of the pantheon become a bit envious. He's not sure how he feels about that.
- Once started a fashion trend in the mortal world when an attempt to mindwipe witnesses to a battle failed because his chainsaw broke. This briefly increased his worship, however, he did not like being a source of titillation and so mindwiped the masses the moment his chainsaw was fixed.
- He can sympathize with Kurusu on being beat down by his harem. He also notes that they sound rather similar.
- Gets along well with Squigly, a fellow good zombie.
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Yoko Minato/Kamen Rider Marika
Yoko Minato, Goddess of Badasses in Cool Suits (Kamen Rider Marika)

Kamen Rider Marika
- House: Combat Clothing
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: The Marika symbol and her Peach Energy Lockseed, along with her Yggdrasill Corporation suit
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Badasses in Cool Suits, Dark Action Girls, Liking Powerful Men, Battle Butlers, Pink Means Feminine, Kicking With Attractive Legs, Undying Loyalty, Being The Only Female Armored Rider of Zawame, Token Evil Teammates, Love Martyrs, Undecided Alignment (or Perhaps Not), Reconstructiing The Female Rider Death Curse After Dying in One's Arms
- Domains: Combat, Personal Appearance, Business, Ambiguity
- Superior: Gen Urobuchi
- Allies: Kaito Kumon/Kamen Rider Baron, Kyoko Sakura, Mele, Diaochan, Lu Lingqi, Rider, Satsuki Kiryuin, Paige
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork With: Takatora Kureshima/Kamen Rider Zangetsu, Kouta Kazuraba/Kamen Rider Gaim, the entire Toku Base
- Enemies: SHOCKER, Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke
- Former Enemies: Mitsuzane Kureshima/Kamen Rider Ryugen
- Opposes: Paptimus Scirocco
- Rival: Psycho Pink
- Conflicting Opinion: Sarah Zabiarov
- Respects: Emu Hojo/Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
- Was formerly a member of the Demonic Legion. However, with her boss Ryoma Sengoku/Kamen Rider Duke abandoning her, she was kicked out of the place.
- Has shown interest in Kaito Kumon, a fellow Kamen Rider. She's currently waiting for his ascension.
- When Kaito has finally ascended into the House of Anti-Heroes, she congratulated him.
- Is disgusted for the evil path of Mitsuzane Kureshima, and she swears to kick him down. Later on, she forgives Mitsuzane after he redeemed himself from his past sins.
- She's good friends with Kyoko Sakura. But please, don't ask how and why happened that.
- It should be noted that she's the first female Kamen Rider to ascend to the Pantheon proper. Even fellow female Riders like Mayu, Kase, Nadeshiko and Yuriko are mostly impressed for this fact.
- Yoko opposes Paptimus Scirocco due to Yoko's past experience of being a lackey to Ryoma's own agenda which is similar to what Paptimus did to the likes of Sarah Zabiarov and Reccoa Londe.
- Has developed a rivalry with Psycho Pink of the Psycho Rangers as Yoko herself is currently the only pink Kamen Rider.
Zero (The King of Fighters)
Zero, God of Clothing Combat (Original Zero)
- House: Combat Clothing
- Theme Song: "Testament of NESTS"
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- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Glaugan, his Lion.
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Portfolio: Clothing Combat, Combat Capable Authority Figures, Being Dissatisfied With His Clone's Actions, Noble Demons, Using Three Strikers in Battle, Deflector Shield, Being Affably Evil, Dark-Skinned Blond People, SNK Bosses, Anti Villains, Admitting His Defeat and Facing Death With Dignity.
- Domains: Law, Power, Combat.
- Heralds: Igniz, Glaugan (his lion), Ron and Clone Krizalid.
- Allies: YHVH, Metatron, General Schwarz, Ecliptor, Kane (Command and Conquer).
- Worthy Opponents: K', Kula Diamond
- Enemies: Kyo Kusanagi, Iori Yagami, every member of the Grand United Alliance of Chaos.
- Opposes: Ghetsis Harmonia.
- Not to be Confused With: The other deities bearing the Zero name.
- Ascended after the events of KOF 2001. He was sent by the NESTS Cartel to eliminate the tournament finalists. He got defeated with dignity at the hands of K'.
- His cape is the most powerful weapon in the Pantheon, and is capable to slash his opponents with his attack repertories.
- Be warned, despite his honorable combat, he tends to cheat by sending his lion Glaugan and two powerful individuals: Ron, traitor of the Hizoku, and Krizalid, a powerful agent created by NESTS, which in turn is a clone within a clone.
- Believe it or not, don't mention his own clone in front of him. This is one of the reasons why he goes to clear his name after the Southtown incident in KOF 2000.
- Despite him working for an evil organization, he, in fact, does raise children. This doesn't get well for Ghetsis Harmonia.
- He's awaiting for the moment to get his superior Igniz to ascend in the Pantheon.
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake, Prince of Pop (Artie, Will Aras, Sean Parker)

- House: Musical Genres
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The 20/20 Visors
- Signature Song: Sexy Back
- Portfolio: Pop Artists, Improving His Skills, Ear Worm, Breakup Breakout, New Sound Albums, Sharp-Dressed Men, Perfectionists, Actors Who Are Really Talented
- Domains: Music, Acting, Design
- Allies: Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Lady Gaga, Shrek, Poppy and Branch
- C'mon? Don't expect that this Justin is joining to this Pantheon? Why? Because, this is Justin Timberlake, a successful singer who's talented by his own merits.
- Visits frequently the Theatre and Spectacle due to his actoral job. One of his roles put him on King Arthur's radar and lead to Justin befriending Shrek. On a similar note, he's befriended Poppy and Branch after performing their movie's insanely catchy song "Can't Stop This Feeling". They've also noticed how much he sounds like Branch.
- Once dated Britney Spears back in their teens... but had to break up. Currently, he's married to actress Jessica Biel.
- Boomstick considers this Justin a good musician... unlike certain "musical abominations" he's refers to.
- Has the support of Miki Aono.
- Remember that incident involving Michael's sister Janet Jackson? He's trying to forget that.
- His predecessor, Michael Jackson, once approached to him in the form of a spirit and asked Timberlake to complete his posthumous piece called "Love Never Felt So Good"
. Justin readily accepted.
Phil Collins
Philip David Charles Collins, God of Soft Rock and Frontman Drummers (Phil Collins) 

- House: Singers & Performers
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His physical signature.
- Theme Song: "In the Air Tonight"
- Portfolio: Making ridiculously catchy songs, being the lead singer of Genesis, as well as being an amazing drummer both as a solo artist, and in Genesis.
- Domains: Drums (and the mortals who play them), Any rock that falls between a 1-3 on Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness.
- Followers: Genesis
- Allies: Shulk, Tarzan, Simba, Mufasa
- Odd Friendship: With The Runaway Guys, specifically Jon and one of his moderators, due to the latter never shutting up about him. The three ended up hitting it off due to Phil being a bit of a gamer himself.
- Ascended with help from Shulk and Tarzan and after pleading his case with all the awards he earned as well as performing a 20-minute drum solo as a final test.
- Became allies with Shulk when Shulk made it aware that he was really feeling it... coming in the air tonight.
- Wrote the entire soundtrack for fellow God Tarzan's movie.
- He's also on Simba and Mufasa's good side, thanks to a certain song about feeling love.
- Once went to Vice City and was nearly assassinated and probably would have been had he not enlisted a criminal as his bodyguard.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone were not amused when Phil won an Academy Award in 1999 over Parker and Stone, so Parker and Stone made an easily-mocked version of him for South Park.
- Sting (No, not THAT Sting) once challenged him to a fight to the death over Phil's godhood. Phil crushed Sting with his own legs in what Phil described as a "bleeding drum solo" followed by the aforementioned crush (dubbed The Money Shot by local commentators).
Kraftwerk
Kraftwerk, Gods of Robotic Musicians

- House: Musical Genres
- Intermediate Gods
- Symbol: Four robots rendered in 80's-ish CG
- Theme Song: "The Robots"
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Kayfabe Music, Electronic Music, Germanic Efficiency
- Followers: And One, New Order, scores of other electronic, pop and early hip-hop artists.
- Jimmy the Robot from The Aquabats! looks up to them as ancestors, though he works in a different musical genre.
- Allies: Eduard Artemyev, Giorgio Moroder, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Coldplay, David Bowie, Iggy Pop (non ascended)
- Enemies: Skrillex, David Guetta, Martin Garrix, Swedish House Mafia
- They are notoriously reclusive, choosing to spend their time tucked away in their secret lair, Kling Klang Studios. When the Holy Trinity contacted Kraftwerk's lawyers to ask if they wanted to ascend to the Trope Pantheon, nothing was heard for months, until one day a slip of paper appeared in the mailbox of the House of Music reading "yes".
- While some of their followers are rivals with Eduard Artemyev's followers over who is really the Trope Maker of electronic music, they actually get along with him fairly well. Robots don't really hold grudges after all.
- They are, however, somewhat less-than-proud of some of the genres and musicians that indirectly spawned from the style they helped create...they won't name names though.
- Fellow robotic musicians Daft Punk were the runners up for this position, but conceded due to Kraftwerk being one of their biggest influences and became their high priests for a while before becoming Gods of House Music.
- It's hard to know if their human selves control their robot alter-egos, or the other way around at this point. Since ascending no one's seen them as humans around the pantheon.
- They often meet up with David Bowie and Iggy Pop while riding on the Trans-Pantheon Express train, and hang out.
Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson, God of Wrongfully Bashed Musicians (Brian Warner, The God of Fuck)

- House: Unpopularity
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: Two downward pitchforks inside a square. Or, really, whichever era's logo it is currently.
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil to many, actually Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Mind Screw, Concept Albums, Mean Character, Nice Actor, Scary Musician, Harmless Music, Industrial Metal, Awesome Music, Being unfairly bashed upon for indirectly causing Columbine and endorsing Satanism, I Am the Band
- Domains: Outright weirdness, Concept albums, Intellectuality
- Allies: Trent Reznor, Alice Cooper, Mötley Crüe, Depeche Mode, Mindless Self Indulgence, Adam Freeland, Eminem, Alter Bridge, The Prodigy, Linkin Park, Tech N9ne, Mudvayne, Dir en grey, Korn, Slipknot any musician who stands up for free speech (e.g. Twisted Sister, 2 Live Crew, Ice-T, Frank Zappa, John Denver), Neo.
- Odd Friendship with: Houkago Tea Time
- Enemies: The Moral Guardians
- Opposes: Anal Cunt and Dethklok
- Formerly opposed by: Toby Mac, Michael Tait and Kevin Max Smith
- Ascended after much effort from his loyal fandom.
- Trent Reznor does not know what to think of his ascension; he's happy on one side saying that his apprentice has made huge steps, but still does not want to talk to him.
- Being a very intellectual, down-to-earth individual, he's won the heart of many gods.
- He was briefly opposed by Toby Mac, Michael Tait and Kevin Max Smith, who erroneously thought he seriously was Satanist. When he pointed out he's not one and that in fact he was saying this just to troll the Moral Guardians, the trio became neutral towards him.
- He has harangued many deities to make war on his sworn enemies, the Moral Guardians, who are positively scandalized over his ascension.
- He makes no secrets of him opposing Anal Cunt and Dethklok. He finds them the picture of what the Moral Guardians think of him. Therefore, he sympathizes with Houkago Tea Time... Much to everyone's shock and awe.
- He HATES the House of Faith with a passion, but given his Dark and Troubled Past, one can hardly blame him. The nicer gods of that house, such as the Unconquered Sun, Xenovia and Irina, have tried to reason with him, but to no avail whatsoever.
- Is good friends with Dir en grey as they're sometimes regarded as his Japanese equivalent.
- His albums are almost all Rock Operas, with his highest-regarded ones being Antichrist Superstar and Mechanical Animals.
- Given "Rock Is Dead" was in The Matrix soundtrack, has a good relationship with Neo.
Himeko and Chikane
Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya, Goddesses of Yuri (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
- House: Romantic Orientation or Couples Orientation
- Lesser Goddesses
- Symbol: Feminine hands caressing a pretty woman's face.
- Theme Music: Re-sublimity
- Alignment: Lawful Good (Himeko), Chaotic Neutral (Chikane)
- Portfolio: Schoolgirl Lesbians, Tall, Dark-Haired, Beautiful Females and the Cute Girls Who Love Them, Those Who Only Want Their Beloved To Be Happy, Priestesses, Reincarnation, Iconic Imagery, 16-Year-Olds
- Domain: Emotion, Moon (Chikane), Sun (Himeko)
- Allies: Shizuru Fujino, Nanoha Takamachi and Fate Testarossa, Hazuki Azuma, Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi, Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami, Haruka Tenoh and Michiru Kaioh, Katsuragi, Oerba Yun Fang and Oerba Dia Vanille, Weiss Winterprison and Sister Nana, every other shrine maiden in the Pantheon (especially Reimu Hakurei and Akeno Himejima), Amaterasu
- Followers: Ushio Kazama, virtually the entire cast of Strawberry Panic!, Christa Renz and Ymir, Sun Jing and Qiu Tong, Kanako Miyamae, Sachi and Megumi, Yuu Koito and Touko Nanami, Yamada and Kase
- Both have beaten up Zapp, Akio, and Bond more than once for hitting on their partner. Neither is interested in the advances of the other goddesses, either.
- Their position was once threatened with the presence of Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi. However, Madoka's greater status as a Goddess of Magical Girl put that on halt, allowing Himeko and Chikane to remain Goddesses of Yuri. And on Himeko and Madoka's suggestion, it would seem that Chikane and Homura sometimes engage in Teeth-Clenched Teamwork due to their colder nature.
- Needless to say, the two were quite shocked about the "Great Upheaval", even Chikane, who could've easily given approval to what happens. They have thus declared themselves enemies of Lucifer, who responded with a stern warning: "Do you have any idea how low-end Yamata-no-Orochi really is? If you had that much trouble against a small-fry like him, the idea of standing against me, the Demon Lord, is utterly laughable." As for Homura, she simply laughed when Chikane condemned her actions, noting that "someone who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones", and that while what she did was extreme, what Chikane did was vile. Chikane went beet-red and looked away, unable to respond, and probably trying to assure herself that "It's the only way to make her hate me, otherwise the history will repeat itself and Himeko suffers."... like a Madness Mantra.
- As Orochi has risen once again, even if it's in a different form than the one they knew of, Himeko, being the good girl she is, swore to oppose it and dragged Chikane into it, promising that she won't have to go through all the crap she went through before. To do that, along with preventing any events that Chikane would suffer the same fate as Homura Akemi, Himeko has contacted the assistance of those who has fought an Orochi before, Kyo Kusanagi and Iori Yagami.
- Another person who eventually jumped on helping them on defeating Orochi is Katsuragi, who was one of their followers, anyway.
- That poster image they had? They have lost counts on how many couples, homo or hetero, has emulated that.
Rito Yuuki
Rito Yuuki, God of Perverted Accidents 

- House: Love Other
- Lesser God
- Symbol: An exploding bathtub
- Portfolio: Chick Magnet, Alien Girlfriends Who Attract Others, Unlucky Everydude, Good Looking As The Opposite Gender, Getting Accidentally Married, Marshmallow Hell, Groping Women, It Not Being What It Looked Like, Harems.
- Domains: Kindness, Embarrassment, Love
- Allies: Tenchi Masaki, the Chick Magnet Quartet, Ranma Saotome,
- Followers: Keitaro Urashima, Yoichi Karasuma, the more meek sultans of the Ottoman Empire
- Has seen or groped the breasts of almost all female members of the Pantheon. None hold a grudge for long, as all is always forgiven immediately following Rito being beaten to a bloody pulp.
- After hearing of his bad sleeping habits, the other Gods and Goddesses once held a compettion between Rito and Negi revolving around who was worse when it came to sleep-groping girls. To that end, both had a volunteer Goddess slipped into their bed to see what happened. Rito was quickly declared the winner when a seperate Goddess was forced to pull the volunteer from Rito's bed, saying it was too embarrassing to watch anymore. Apparently while Negi will content himself to smooching and snuggling, Rito will lick, tease and fondle the girl, all while muttering about how good these sweets taste.
- As a side note, Momo has been looking very smug since this incident, and the volunteer goddess hasn't been able to look Rito in the eye since.
- It seems that some gods are planning to pit him against another god, this time Yoshika Miyafuji. Though some people point that Yoshika doesn't have as big of a record of accidental perversion, she might really be a bit of a perv.
Oyashiro
Oyashiro-sama, Goddess of Corrupt Church (Hanyū, Hainiryūn Ieasomūru Jieda)

Click here to see her true form.
- Lesser Goddess —> Intermediate post Daybreak after her power fully recovered.
- Symbol: A Ball of Cotton
- Alignment: Chaotic Good (her), Chaotic Evil (the faith due to bastardization)
- Portfolio: Alternate Storylines, Dysfunction Junctions, Evil Festivals, Corrupt Church, Hate Plague, Groundhog Day Loops, Inevitable Doom, Towns With Dark Secrets, Atonement, Viewer Gender Confusion, Walking Spoiler.
- Domains: Chaos, Community, Death, Evil (wrongly believed, actually Good), Fate, Madness, Suffering
- Allies: Rika Furude (lieutenant and blood descendent), Mion Sonozaki and Shion Sonozaki, Satoko Houjou, Madoka Kaname, Homura Akemi, Rena Ryuugu, Sol Badguy, Lamington, Superman, Byakuren Hijiri, Tassadar, Clockwork, Nozdormu
- Enemies: Bernkastel, Ellen, Claude Frollo, The Incubators Lucavi.
- Hanyuu maintains that the worship of Oyashiro-sama has become corrupted over time, gradually straying from the original story of a Messianic Archetype's Heroic Sacrifice to its horrific current incarnation. She's probably right; after all, Oyashiro was there and was the one who did the Heroic Sacrifice in the first place. Sadly, few except those who truly know her listen to her.
- To this end, she had to have a long talk with Satoko about how she was never cursed.
- Is very appreciative of Lamington's kind words, especially given her horn complex.
- Her relationship with Madoka is like that of an older sister. Her Big Sister Instinct would eventually cause her to revert to her true form and take part in "The Pantheonic Rebellion" in the "Deep Strike" deployment.
- Once tried to help a young girl escape the clutches of a witch, only to find out the girl was the witch doing a body swap the whole time. Needless to say Oyashiro is angry at being tricked by Ellen and is now working with the Puella Magi to conduct an attack.
Charlotte the Dessert Witch
Charlotte the Dessert Witch, Herald of Darkening Narrative (Bebe, Nagisa Momoe)

- Symbol: A slice of cake next to a block of cheese.
- Theme Song: "Wo Ist Die Käse?" ("Where is the Cheese?")
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- Alignment: Chaotic Evil, Two Neutral Good avatars were created post "Great Upheaval", named Bebe and Nagisa
- Portfolio: Worms Of Unusual Size, clown-themed abominations, looking cute only at first sight, monstrous true forms, conjuring desserts (even though her favorite food is cheese), eating humans, decapitation, bringing about despair and fear into a seemingly light show, Ascended Fanon brought about by popularity disproportionate to screen time.
- Followers: Sheila the Tank, Herb Kazzaz, Mechakara, Zabuza, Baron Praxis
- Allies: Mami Tomoe, Nagisa Momoe (her Magical Girl form), Syzoth/Reptile
- Enemies: Anyone she chooses to make her next dinner, including by default anyone who threatens Mami.
- Together with Mami Tomoe, they form the duumvirate of Early Death: Mami as the Victim, Charlotte as the Bringer.
- Upon ascension, Mami has managed to gain Charlotte's affections with tons of cheese, and the two are now inseparable.
- For one reason or another, Madoka Kaname permits Charlotte's existence. Rumour has it that the reason for this is the knowledge of Charlotte's past life before becoming a witch.
- Never comes anywhere close to Homura, still remembering all too well her death by high explosives.
- The Dragonborn believes that Charlotte eats cheese partially so that she'll gain fire resistance note and therefore withstand Homura's explosives.
- Many have learned at their expense that beyond Charlotte's seemingly innocuous, weak outer body lurks a grotesque, fearsome monstrosity, with a massive mouth full of razor-sharp teeth and a big appetite.
- Commonly visits the House of Food and absolutely razes everything cheese-based they prepare. Nobody calls her out on it, because nobody wants to in turn end up in Charlotte's belly. Things have only gotten worse since her avatars made their debut, who share the same love of cheese. The House of Food counts itself lucky that Nagisa is limited by her human-sized appetite, though left unchecked she sometimes eats enough to make herself sick.
- Has an uncharacteristically huge legion of followers which insists she is actually really nice, has a very sad backstory (then again, what witch doesn't?) and overall is pretty
◊ Moe. To everyone's shock, these followers appear to be absolutely right, at least after the "Great Upheaval".
- Since Mami hangs around with Litchi a lot, Charlotte ends up playing with Litchi's other friend, Reptile, a lot. They like having eating contests, fight for food, but none could head chomp the other.
- It is not known who would survive if Charlotte would face against the Witch known as Candeloro. And word to the wise, NEVER mention this name before Charlotte if you want to keep your head.
- Took a visit to the Shivering Isles at one point due to an intriguing rumor she heard about its celebratory rituals. Upon learning that the rumor was unfounded, stemming from the ruler's eccentricities, she devoured six residents and half the royal guard and then left in a huff.
- As a member of the Puellaverse, Charlotte was affected by the "Great Upheaval", just as the other members were: most notably, two avatars of herself were created: her original self, the Magical Girl Nagisa Momoe, was restored to life and separated from her identity as Charlotte. A Neutral Good version of the Witch herself was also spawned, known as Bebe. Charlotte herself retains her identity within the Pantheon, her concept as the Bringer of Early Deaths having maintained enough self to resist being overwritten entirely. Nagisa has applied for godhood herself, seeking the title of "Goddess of Ascended Extras" considering she started as a Monster of the Week and gained a relatively large role in the Upheaval. Should that fail, Nagisa will settle for "Goddess of Cheese". To her joy, she was accepted by the House of Narrative as Goddess of Ascended Extras.
- She and El Diablo may seem like a very odd couple, but he actually admires her for being able to control her massive powers, as well her handling being the vessel for a powerful creature.
Nagisa Momoe
Nagisa Momoe, Goddess of Ascended Extras

- Lesser Goddess (Bordering on Intermediate Goddess with the power of her Witch Form)
- Symbol: A piece of cheese with a wrapped candy next to it.
- Alignment: True Neutral, leaning toward Neutral Good
- Portfolio: Ascended Extra and becoming one of the main characters, (pun not intended) Animal-Eared Hats, Bare Your Midriff, Back from the Dead, Bubble Gun, Blue-and-Orange Morality, Girlish Pigtails, Rapunzel Hair, Instrument of Murder, Mystical White Hair, Sixth Ranger, Sweet Tooth,Extreme Omnivore, Technicolor Eyes, Love of Cheese that she developed to please her mother, getting an origin story after 5 years in the spinoff mobile game that made her quirks a lot more depressing.
- Domain: Popularity, Magic, Cheese, Candy.
- Allies: The main Puella Magi Quartet, especially Mami Tomoe, Charlotte (her witch form), Hideyasu Jonouchi/Kamen Rider Gridon, Ryoga "Shark" Kamishiro, Yuno]], Yuna Yuki, Ui Hirasawa, Wallace and Gromit
- Friendly Rival: Derpy Hooves.
- Conflicting Opinion: Homura Akemi
- Ascended as the human form of Charlotte the Desert Witch.
- Has a Friendly Rivalry with Derpy Hooves over who better fits the bill of "ascended extras": while Derpy was originally a lowly animation error that became extremely popular, her overall impact in her native 'verse can be considered somewhat limited. Nagisa (or her Witch Charlotte) was a Monster of the Week and therefore had a larger original role in her native 'verse, but she ended up a major player in the Great Upheaval. Overall, their relationship DOES lean more toward the 'friendly' part than the 'rival': they are civil overall to each other, and once worked together to create surprisingly tasty cheddar muffins.
- Her joyful reaction to being brought back to life through Homura's actions during the Upheaval has turned some heads: it's unknown whether it was the product of Homura altering her memories, or if Nagisa truly sympathized with what she did. Rumors are floating around of her attending Homuciferian rallies, though these are unfounded.
- With the House of Food close at hand, Nagisa has made it her goal to try every single solitary kind of cheese at least once. The only kind she ever gave a negative review to was casu marzu
. To quote her on the subject:
Nagisa: *Spit Take* AAAAAARGH! EEEEWWW! GROOOOOOOSS! WATERWATERWATERWATERWATER...!- Her love of cheese made her become good friends with Wallace, who is always in the mood for cheese. She was absolutely amazed that Wallace's love of it actually saved the production of Wensleydale cheese
from being suspended. She's had a taste of it and loves it so much that she wants to help make a Rube Goldberg Device that revolves around her just eating it!
- Her love of cheese made her become good friends with Wallace, who is always in the mood for cheese. She was absolutely amazed that Wallace's love of it actually saved the production of Wensleydale cheese
Rean Schwarzer
Rean Schwarzer, God of Always Helping Others (The Ashen Chevalier, Rean Osborne)

Rean as he appears in Cold Steel II
Click here to see Rean as he appears in Cold Steel III
Click here to see Rean as he appears in Cold Steel IV (SPOILERS)
- House: Heroic Actions
- Rank: Intermediate God
- Symbol: The iconic lion head crest of Thors Military Academy.
- Theme Songs: Ashita e no Kodou, Awakening when fighting with Valimar, Exceed when Ogre powers are active, To the Future.
- Alignment: Neutral Good at heart, Lawful Neutral when following military orders. Becomes Chaotic Evil when succumbing to his Ogre powers
- Portfolio: Chronic Hero Syndrome, Katanas Are Just Better, Stock Light-Novel Hero, Superpowered Evil Side
- Domains: Swordsmanship, Helping People with Tasks
- Heralds: All original Class VII members, Valimar, Elise Schwarzer
- Allies: Asuka Kazama, Kou Tokisaka, Tethu and Tethi, Samurai Jack, Shirou Emiya, Eiji Hono/Kamen Rider OOO
- Rivals: Yuri Lowell
- Enemies: Norman Osborn
- Rean Schwarzer is one of nine original Class VII members who attended the prestigious Thors Military Academy in the Erebonian Empire. Adopted by Baron Teo Schwarzer at a young age, Rean didn't know his true origins and had difficulty adjusting to his family due to the social class system in place. At some point, he trained under the "Eight Leaves One Blade" style of swordmanship because he feared the power sleeping within him that would later be known as the "Ogre powers", which would take control of him completely and turn him into an unstoppable beast capable of slaughtering friend and foe alike, and he seeks to suppress this power as much as possible. During his time at the academy, he is trained with an ARCUS Unit and military tactics under Instructor Sara Valestein's wing, and would put these skills to the test in three separate conflicts in Erebonia. After graduating, he becomes an instructor himself following the conclusion of the Erebonian Civil War. He is also an Awakener of one of the six Divine Knights named Valimar, and will call upon him whenever he needs to fight against other Divine Knights or Panzer Sodats. Later, it is revealed that Rean is actually the son of Giliath Osborne; the Blood and Iron Chancellor and leader of the Reformist Faction.
- Rean has a knack for helping out people in need, even if it isn't his own business. Whenever someone needs a hand with a task, he will be at their beck and call, no matter the situation at hand, and he'll often do it at the expense of his own personal issues. Because of his kind-hearted nature almost bordering on obsession, the Pantheon decided to ascend Rean to represent Chronic Hero Syndrome.
- He has become friends with another fellow Falcom protagonist named Kou Tokisaka after Rean learns that Kou is an Expy of him, and shares many of the same traits. Because of this, both Rean and Kou form a joint collaboration between Class VII and the Xanadu Research Club to help out as many gods as possible and defeat potential threats.
- Is surprised to find another Osborn in the pantheon. At first, Rean thought it was the Blood and Iron Chancellor himself; Giliath Osborne, but later found out that the person is Norman Osborn, aka the Green Goblin. While Norman shares similarities to Giliath of being individuals of higher power, Rean learns that Norman is far more unstable and unwilling to listen to reason, thus making him an automatic enemy. It didn't help that Norman tried to get too blast-happy with Rean on their first encounter.
- With Rean constantly helping others out, some gods return the favor by helping him back, such as the Tethu and Tethi duo, who as chiefs of the Oasis, make it part of their duties. Kazuma also helps people out by sparring with them in matches, and once challenged Rean to a friendly duel. This reminded him of his one-on-one bout with Angelica Rogner back in Thors.
- He sympathized with Samurai Jack because despite being stranded in the future by Aku and trying to find a way back in time, Jack helped out as many people as he could, sometimes liberating them from Aku's evil rule. This sentiment reminded himself about him and his class' efforts to ultimately liberate Erebonia from the curse of Ishmelga. In addition, he also sympathized with Shirou and Eiji because their good deeds are the result of coping with their traumatic experiences in their pasts.
- Since Rean specializes with a more eastern-style of swordsmanship as well as the use of an ancient Precursor Lost Technology to boost his skills, Yuri Lowell finds him a Worthy Opponent, often challenging him to one-on-one duels between clashing katanas and blastia/orbal technology. Their incredible feats of defeating Ishmelga and the Adaphagos only further demonstrated their skills. That being said, their rivalry is also an ideological one as well, since Rean is essentially a government lapdog while Yuri is a free-spirited vigilante. Yuri once criticized Rean for following Giliath Osborne's orders to invade and annex Crossbell by force, defeating Lloyd Bannings in the process, reminding Yuri of the potential path his friend Flynn Scifo could have gone if he had fully obeyed the Empire's law. Although in Rean's defense, he didn't really enjoy the annexation and later felt regret over it. Nonetheless, the two obviously show huge respect for each other.Rean: Ok then, everything I feel is one with the Eight Leaves!
Yuri: Good! Then come on!
Herbert Garrison
Herbert Garrison, God of Trope Pending (Janet Garrison, Mr President)

As President Garrison.
- Symbol: Mr. Hat
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Persons (yes, he has been all of these), Misplaced Kindergarten Teachers, Doing Outrageous Things, Ultimate Job Security
- Allies: Mr Slave, Leonidas, Panty Anarchy, Ragyo Kiryuin (Yes that Ragyo)
- Students include: Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski, Kenny McCorminck, Eric Cartman, Leopold "Butters" Stotch
- Opposes: Political correctness itself
- Opposed by: Satsuki Kiryuin, Widowmaker
- Domains: Community, Knowledge, Audacity, Queerness
- Mr Garrison is an odd man. The 3rd, later 4th grade teacher of South Park Elementary, Mr Garrison tries to be to voice of reason to his classroom, but in truth he's a very strange man. Perverted, undefinable in sexual orientation and really frikkin weird, he's a source of chaos in South Park and in the pantheon. And truth be told, we wouldn't have it any other way.
- His proclivities have been known to make the House of Knowledge's head spin trying to figure them out. He's been in the Transparent Closet, Camp Gay, a transgender lesbian and even straight on rare occasion. Also fond of pigs and birds, which led him to be kicked out of the House of Beasts. They weren't even able to categorize him as pansexual since he's never more than one orientation at a time, instead declaring him to be "a garrisexual".
- Probably the only one in the pantheon who can comprehend Alucard's sexual preferences and enjoys the messed up shit Roger indulges in. Slaanesh is intrigued by how odd his tastes are.
- He often talks to a hand doll by the name of Mr Hat. He even speaks for it. Most deities either shrug about it or are not sure how to react to it. There are even rumors that the doll has a mind of it's own. The doll left, and Mr Garrison tried to fill the role with Mr Twig. The students thought he was a Replacement Scrappy for Mr Hat, whom killed Mr Twig.
- Mr Garrison's sexuality is not the only thing to flip-flop. He's had fluctuating opinions on religion, leading to an interpretation of evolution
that must be seen to be believed. Also had a sex change for a time.
- Sometimes Mr Garrison is homophobic, but it's almost certainly to push his own agenda. Such as when Mr Slave left him for Big Gay Al after his sex change, Garrison tried to make gay marriage illegal out of spite. He also has a number of racial prejudices, however draws the line at being part of the KKK. Mr Hat is, but not him.
- Doesn't get why Ragyo molesting her daughters is a bad thing. As strange as it may sound, he was deeply traumatized by his father(who isn't affected by South Park-itis) not molesting him-it's an act of love in his opinion. Satsuki punched him in the face for espousing this to her. It was believed that he may have been molested by his mother, explaining this mindset. Why else would she be so ashamed his father didn't molest him?
- Though known for doing many outrageous and crazy things, Mr Garrison has his limits. He once acted extremely Depraved Homosexual in order to get fired, but people congratulates him for coming out. Garrison would chew them out, pointing there's a big difference between tolerating and approving of life styles. He also despises those who try to force down political correctness.
- Was running for president of the United States. He'd go so far as to fuck Donald Trump to death, replace his position in politics and go against Hilary Clinton. He won, as much as he didn't want to, and has become a jab at President Trump.
- Once defended a lesbian club from Persians, in a similar vein to Leonidas' stand against the Persians. Mr Garrison was impressed by the Spartans bravado, and sometimes comes over to Leonidas' house to help him out.
- Mr Garrison managed to invent the "It" in an outrage against the airlines; a monowheel capable of going at 200 miles per hour. The only catch is that it's a thinly veiled sex toy, though some modifications can make it more comfortable and less phallic. Though made illegal to prevent competition, Panty Anarchy found it amazing and has helped re-legalize them in the pantheon. Mr Garrison is very grateful towards Panty, and has offered her co-partnership of his new It company.
- In an alternate timeline, he would bring forth the end of religion through a marriage to Richard Dawkings, only for people in the future to argue which form of atheism was the right one. This future would be negated thanks to Eric Cartman.
- Hates one of his students, Eric Cartman for saying something homophobic. Not to mention causing a number of issues with the staff, like crapping on his desk and spiking the teachers' drinks with laxatives. Though they brought it on themselves in that case. He's also still trying to recover from one of Cartman's sickest burns
.
- It's important to keep this in mind; there's a big difference between gay people and Mr Garrison
Kotomi Ichinose
Kotomi Ichinose, Muse of Dreadful Music

- Lesser God
- Symbol: A violin
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Dreadful Musicians, Fake Magical Girls, Boke And Tsukkomi Routines, Cloudcuckoolanders, Teen Geniuses, Senseless Violins.
- Domain: Family, Craft
- High Priest: Cacofonix
- Followers: Warren T. Rat.
- Allies: Mana Aida/Cure Heart, Fuko Ibuki, Merzbow
- Kotomi is a frequent figure on Celestial Idol, but in recent years has been shown the door repeatedly before she even gets a chance to unpack her violin case. Simon Cowell is still trying to block out the days-old ringing in his ears.
- Just as long as she doesn't bring her violin, she's always welcomed to any party. But if she ever brings her violin, she'll end up Bound and Gagged in the corner.
- She once accidentally stumbled into a Merzbow performance and the music was so loud it caused her ears to ring and teeth to hurt for a week afterwards. She also said it was the greatest performance she ever saw, and has since become a loyal fan and occasional support musician.