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Ace Hardlight

Ace Hardlight, God of Reviled Spotlight-Holding Characters

House Considered: Hatred
Symbol: An action figure
Lesser God (but media treats him like a Greater God)
Alignment: Lawful Neutral (formerly Neutral Evil)
Portfolio: Fallen Hero, Blood Knight,
Domains:
Superior: Gleeman Vox
Allies: Sark
Enemies: Ratchet, Clank
One day, Gleeman Vox made an announcement on recreating the Exterminators for DreadZone, and has brought Ace Hardlight out of retirement to once again be the leader; he'll work on finding replacements for the absent Shellshock, Reactor, and The Eviscerator later. Everyone in the pantheon reacted to Ace's ascention by booing and throwing used crutchotizers at him.
- Ace, despite returning to Vox, has told the press he has sworn off being a Blood Knight for good. He's remorseful for his actions committed in the past, especially towards Al for shooting him, and is at least glad that Ratchet turned down Vox's offer to replace him. This time, he will make sure that everyone has a chance of escape.

Warwick

Warwick, God of Super-Powerful Smelling Abilities

Lesser God, Intermediate whenever he smells blood
Symbol:
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Portfolio:
Domains: Werewolves, Cyborgs, Vigilantes, Blood, Scent
Allies: Frank Castle/The Punisher,
Enemies:

Cecil Gershwin Palmer

A friendly desert community where the Sun is hot, the Moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome... to Night Vale.

*Night Vale theme plays*

Cecil Gershwin Palmer, God of Soothing Voices for Vile Situations

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Lesser God
Symbol:
Alignment:
Theme Song:
Portfolio:
Domains:
Allies:
Enemies:

Hawke and Co.

Hawke and Co.^Members, Divine Party of Representatives (Hawke: Garrett Hawke, Marian Hawke, Lady Hawke, Mike Hawk, Waffles, Chuckles, Killer, Champion of Kirkwall, Viscount of Kirkwall | Bethany: Sunshine | Carver: Junior, Little Hawk | Aveline: Captain of the Kirkwall Guard | Merrill: Daisy, First to Keeper Marethari, Maisy | Anders: Blondie, the Ander | Isabela: Rivaini, Naishe, Queen of the Eastern Seas, The Sharpest Blade in Llomerryn, Captain Belladonna | Fenris: Leto, Little Wolf, Elf, Broody, Ferris | Sebastian: Prince of Starkhaven, Choir Boy, Seabass)

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Top Row: Bethany, Carver, Varric. Middle Row: Aveline, Merrill, Anders. Bottom Row: Isabela, Fenris, Sebastian. Right: Male and Female Hawke

Lesser Gods
Symbol(s): Kirkwall's Coat of Arms
- Hawke: The Amell Family Crest
- Bethany: Her Staves of the New Growth and Blighted Heartwood
- Carver: His Longbar Sword
- Varric: His Crossbow, Bianca
- Aveline: Ser Wesley's Shield
- Merrill: The Eluvian Mirror
- Anders: His Glowing Eyes while under the Control of the Spirit of Justice
- Isabela: Her Dual Daggers, Backstabber and Heartbreaker
- Fenris: His Lyrium Markings
- Sebastian: His Starkhaven Longbow
Alignment: Chaotic Good as a whole
- Hawke: Varies between Neutral Good and Chaotic Good
- Bethany, Carver, Varric, and Merrill: Neutral Good
- Aveline and Sebastian: Lawful Good
- Anders: Chaotic Good with Heavy Shades of Chaotic Neutral
- Isabela: True Neutral
- Fenris: Chaotic Neutral
Theme Song: Dragon Age II Main Theme
Portfolio: Groups of Outcasts, Adventuring Parties with Members from Various Cultures and Factions, Deconstructions of Stock Fantasy Archetypes and Tropes, Dysfunctional Casts, Relationship Values, True Companions, Base-Breaking Characters (Except for Varric)
- Hawke: Folk Heroes, Champions, Exaggerated Badasses, Right People in the Wrong Places, Only Sane Employees, Operating Under the Radar, Frequently Taking Up Jobs that Involve Fighting Blood Mages, Demons, Undead, and Other Types of Weird Shit, Hawk Motifs, Children who Take Care of their Families, Wealthy People who were Formerly Poor, Being Friendly with Children, Magnetic Heroes, Living Emotional Crutches for Everyone in their Parties, Heroic Failures, Cosmic Playthings, Surprisingly Stupid Moments, Only Being Referred to by their Surname for Some Reason
- Bethany: Dying if Hawke is a Mage, Versatile Mages, Early Healers, Potential Gravity Powers, Adorable Badasses, Being the Youngest Hawke Sibling, Serving as a Little Sister for Everyone in the Party, Indifferent Beauties, Nice Girls, Being One of the Few Party Members who isn't a Mess of a Person, Daughters who Prefer their Fathers, Covert Perverts, Yearning For a Sense of Normalcy, Woefully Innocent Characters that Become more Jaded Later On
- Carver: Dying if Hawke is a Warrior or Rogue, Normal Badasses, Paladins, Yearning for Powerful Abilities, Resentment, Being Stuck in their Siblings' Shadow, Not Liking Magic, Being Normal While the Rest of his Family are Mages, Angsty Surviving Twins, Desperately Searching for a Purpose in Life, Inferiority Complexes, Blame Game Champions, Sour Supporters, Whiners who Sometimes Raise Good Points, Nice Jerks, Embarrassing Nicknames
- Varric: Storytelling Dwarves, Guile Heroes, Awareness of Genre Conventions, Being Hawke's Best Friend, Cutting Wits, Professional Liars, Authors who Tend to Stretch the Truth a Little, Knowledge Brokers, Friendly Snipers, Wielding an Automatic Crossbow Called "Bianca," Nicknamers, Hailing From a Family of Exiled Nobles, Believing that Dwarves are Idiots for not Realizing why the Surface World is Better, Sons who Love their Mothers, Being the Abel to his Brother, Bartrand, Chest Hair
- Aveline: Action Girls, Becoming Captain of the Kirkwall Guard, Cops who Like to Bend the Rules, Noble Bigots on the Force, Nasty Drill Sergeants, Reasonable Authority Figures, Workaholics, Socially Awkward Heroines, Smothering her Companions Constantly, Paternal Companions, Very Unfeminine Women, Party Members who can't be Romanced, Widows, Feeling Guilt over her Husband's Death, Keeping her Husband's Shield as a Tragic Reminder
- Merrill: Mages who Specialize in Blood Magic, Good People with Horrifying Powers, Dorks, All-Loving Heroines, Apoligizing Every Three Sentences, Agnosticism, Cute Clumsy Girls who are Interested in Sex, Idiotic Geniuses who don't Understand Sarcasm, Cloudcuckoolanders, Incredibly Naive Yet Skilled Mages, Girls with Psycho Magic, Being too Curious for her Own Good, Trying to Repair an Eluvian Mirror no Matter the Cost, Forgetting to Eat, Hermits, Ignoring the Dangers of Demons and Blood Magic
- Anders: Squishy Mages, Combat Medics, Douchy Doctors, Wants you to Know that he's more Miserable than you, Unlikeable Friends, Nonstop Talking About Mage Oppression, Hypocrites, Falling in Love with Hawke Regardless of Circumstances, Cat Lovers, Allowing the Spirit of Justice to Possess him, Corrupting the Spirit in the Process, Constantly Fighting the Spirit for Control of his Body, Glowing Eyes of Doom, Bipolar Disorders, Mood Swingers, Tragic Heroes, Growing more Unstable Over the Course of the Game, Doing Anything to Achieve His Goals, Destructive Woobie, Bomb-Throwing Anarchists, Vindicated Extremists
- Isabela: Ascended Extras, Female Pirates who don't do a lot of Piracy, Dual Wielding Daggers, Action Girls, Lovable Rogues, Women with Manly Interests, Bar Brawls, Sleeping with Anything and Anyone, Ethical Promiscuity, Walking Fanservice, Friends with Benefits, Constantly Spewing Innuendos, Hedonism, Selfishness, Being Sold into Marriage by her Mother for a Few Gold Pieces and a Goat, Despising Slavery, Causing the Qunari to Invade Kirkwall after Stealing one of their Relics
- Fenris: Super Soldiers, Achey Scars that also Serve as Power Tattoos, Wielding Swords that are as Big as he is, Heros with Amnesia, Brutal Honesty, Boomerang Bigots, Hates Magic and its Users, Also Wants you to Know that he's more Miserable than you, Hypocrites, Comedic Seriousness, Inabilities to Form Relationships Due to his Bitterness, Cute Brooding, Tranquil Fury, Mystical White Hair, Illiteracy, House Squatters, Former Sex Slaves, Revenge Seekers, Fought for his Family's Freedom Only to be Subjected to the Ritual that Gave him his Scars
- Sebastian: Archers, Knights In Shining Armor who are Surprisingly Unempathetic, Wide-Eyed Idealism, Innocent Blue Eyes, Young Princes, Sheltered Aristocrat, Spare to the Spare to the Throne, Being his Parents' Least Favorite Child but Still Trying to Avenge their Deaths Anyways, Indecision, Locked Away in the Chantry by his Parents, Badass Preachers, Religious Fighters], [[CelibateHero Celibacy, Conflicting Loyalty, Screaming "NO" Very Loudly
Domains: Outcasts, Adventuring Parties, War, Fantasy, Deconstruction, Dysfunction
Allies: The Warden and the Inquisitor, Alistair Theirin, Cassandra Pentaghast, Leliana, Commander Shepard
- Hawke:
- Bethany:
- Carver:
- Varric: The Storyteller, Terry Pratchett, Elan, Kubo, Tressa Colzione
- Aveline: Captain Holt, The Imperial Watch
- Merrill: Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Link, Zelda, Impa, Kass
- Anders:
- Isabela: Jack Sparrow, Edward Kenway, The Straw Hats, Boa Hancock, Ivy Valentine
- Fenris: Jack, Frank Castle/The Punisher, Aveline de Grandpre and Adewale
- Sebastian: Ophilia Clement
Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Amanda Waller (Aveline only)
Enemies: Corypheus
- Hawke: Jack the Ripper, John Doe, Eddie Low
- Bethany:
- Carver:
- Varric: General Tarquin
- Aveline:
- Merrill:
- Anders: Jarvan Lightshield IV, Killer BOB, Pazuzu
- Isabela: Edward Teach
- Fenris: The Slavers, Calvin J. Candie and Stephen
- Sebastian:
Rivals: Morrigan (Merrill only), Shadow the Hedgehog (Fenris only)
Opposes: Any and all Ogres in the Pantheon (Bethany and Carver only), Sorin Markov (Anders only), Mirai Kuriyama (Anders only)
Opposed by:
Odd Friendship with: Mr. Spender (Anders only), Tressa Colzione (Isabela only)
Pitied by: Luxanna Crownguard (Anders only)
For the Group as a whole or more than one of its members:
- After his hometown of Lothering was destroyed by a horde of darkspawn during the Fifth Blight, the Hawke Family and Aveline, a survivor of the Battle of Ostagar, were forced to flee to the city of Kirkwall, the City of Chains. Once there, the Hawke Family discover that not only has their uncle gambled away their family estate and fortune, but also that they were only able to reside in the city if they agreed to work off debt as indentured servants. Recruiting a number of companions during their time in Kirkwall, including Varric Tethras, a surface dwarf with a fondness for storytelling and an Automatic Crossbow named Bianca]], Merrill, a Dalish elven mage trying to reconstruct an Eluvian mirror, Anders, a deserter of Grey Wardens and then-current host of the Spirit of Justice, Isabela, a stranded pirate looking for a relic that she could pay back her previous employer with, Fenris, a former Tevinter slave out to kill his former master, and Sebastian, an archer trying to avenge the deaths of his family, Hawke would eventually regain his family's fame and fortune during an expedition into the Deep Roads, become the Champion of Kirkwall after repelling a Qunari invasion, and play a pivotal role in the oncoming Mage-Templar War that would soon engulf much of Thedas.
- Originally, only Hawke, Varric, Isabela, and Merrill had made it into the Pantheon. However, after reviewing each of their respective cases, the Court of the Gods had decreed that
  - Unfortunately, the exact details of the
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Zer0

Zer0, God of Haiku Speak (The Assassin)

Theme: Short Change Hero (Shared with his fellow Vault Hunters)
Lesser God
Symbol: His Sword
Alignment: True Neutral
Portfolio: Cybernetic Ninjas, Professional Killers, Fragile Powerhouses, Stealth Experts, Living Enigmas, Ambigous Humanity, Inexplicable Coolness, Talks Only in Haiku, Emoticon, Stoicism, Leet Lingo, Being a Hero Named Zer0, Challenge Seekers, Smug Martial Artists, Warrior Poets, Inabilities to Convey Sarcasm, Comical Seriousness, Sword Lines, Invisibility, Four-Fingered Hands
Domains: Ninjas, Assassination, Haiku, Mystery, Stealth, Deception
Allies:
- From their world: Gaige, The Crimson Raiders, Tiny Tina, Marcus Kincaid, Mad Moxxi, Scooter, Claptrap
- Other: Big Boss
Friendly Rivalry with: Genji
Enemies: Handsome Jack
Opposed by: Zen yatta
Worthy Opponent: Gray Fox, Raiden, Bladewolf
Emotionless, enigmatic, and entirely engrossed with excessive iambic pentameters, Zer0 made their living as an assassin for hire, specializing in both high-profile assassinations and common hits. After one of their usual assassinations proved to be especially unsatisfying for the the assassin, ending with a target that failed to fight back even while Zer0 was encouraging the target to do so, Zer0 began searching for a more challenging experience. Learning about the Vaults of Pandora from a bartender, the assassin traveled to the planet with haste, believing that Vault hunting would be a worthy test of Zer0's skills. Considering that Zer0's time on Pandora would feature the assassin fighting copious amounts of bandits, the Hyperion Corporation, and an ancient Eridian bioweapon known only as "The Warrior," it's safe to assume that Zer0 found the challenge that they were looking for.
- His ascension could not have been better timed, as once h

Team Cockroach

Team Cockroach^Members, Deities of False Heaven-like Locations (The Residents of Neighborhood 12358W, The Soul Squad, The Brainy Bunch | Eleanor: Diana Tremaine | Chidi: Human Sweater Vest, Cheedster, Chibi, Cheeto, Professor Stomachache, Chidi Anakendreck, Chidi Anaconda, Trent the Torture Master, Four-Eyed Igby | Tahani: Mean Giraffe, Sexy Giraffe, Sexy Skyscraper, Tahammy All-Themeals, Rhonda Mumps, Scarlett Pakistan | Jason: Jianyu Li, Jake Jortles, Mr. Music The DJ | Michael: The Thomas Edison of Incompetence, That Dick, Zack Pizazz, Gordon Indigo, Nathaniel Cookswell, Special Agent Rick Justice, Michael Scoop, Professor Charles Brainman, The Magnificent Doctor Presto, Michael Realman | Janet: Bad Janet, Neutral Janet, Disco Janet, Busty Alexa, Lisa "Frenchy" Fuqua, Jeanette)

From left to right: Jason, Chidi, Tahani, Michael, Eleanor, Janet

Demideities (Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, Jason), Lesser God (Michael), Intermediate Goddess^noteNot a goddess. (Janet)
Symbol(s): A cup of frozen yogurt
- Eleanor: A giant, flying shrimp
- Chidi: A chalkboard with the words "Ethics 101" written on it
- Tahani: A golden statue of Tahani's sister, Kamilah (much to Tahani's eternal annoyance)
- Jason: A turntable with a molotov cocktail on top of it
- Michael: A peacock feather bowtie
- Janet: A marbelized Janet

Ideas (Message me if you wish to adopt one):

Lucas Bondes, God of Masquerade Balls

Dale Cooper, God of Cassettes

The Mighty Nein, Celestial Party of Snark-to-Snark Combat OR Surrendering To Their Call To Great Adventure

Johnny Gat: He's Just Hiding

Kinzie Kensington, Goddess of Hikikomoris or Techno Babble

Matt Miller, God of Cyber Goths

Arcade Israel Gannon, God of Heroic Intelligence

Craig Boone: Highlighting Stuff To Notice

ED-E: God of Powerful Early-Game Benefits

Dean Domino, God of Celebrity Survivors

Veronica Renata Santangelo, Goddess of the Megaton Punch

The Artisan Dragons, The Peace Keepers Dragons, the Magic Crafters Dragons, the Beast Makers Dragons, and the Dream Weavers Dragons: Divergent Character Evolution or Cast of Snowflakes

The Lackadaisy Cafe Staff, Divine Representatives of Webcomic Time

Akira Hayama, The Street Smart God

The Touden Party, Deities of Dungeon Crawling

Jeremiah Sand, God of Horrible Hippies

The Crew of the Unreliable, Deities of the Used Future

The Doom Patrol: Dysfunction Junction

Ciel Phantomhive, God of Hating His Own Birthday

Cryptosporidium-137, God of Wreaking Havok

The Champions, Deities of Unfinished Business

The Warden Unit, Celestial Singularity

Magnus Chase, God of Power-Induced Blackouts

Samirah al-Abbas, The Flat-Earth Atheist

Alex Fierro: Gender Bender

Elena Fisher, Goddess of Victorious First Love Interests

Rook Blonko, God of Token Non-Humans or Fur As Skin

Nilin Cartier-Wells: Sexy French People or Wasted Plot Potential

SpiderManNoir Spider-Man Noir]]: Can't Un-Hear It

Krieg, God of Infernal Retaliation OR Immunity To Flinching

Maya: Regenerating Health

Rhys Strongfork: Stress Vomit

Timothy Lawrence: Not in the Face!

The Borderlands 3 Vault Hunters: Mechanically Unusual Class

Andy Dufresne: Had to Come to Prison to Be a Crook or Redemption in the Rain

Ellis Redding, God of Old Convicts

Badman/Shigeki Birkin: Batter Up!

The Jailers: Inescapable Ambush or Sealed Evil in a Duel

Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo: Dutch Angle or Undiscriminating Addict

Shadow Moon: Urban Fantasy

Manny Calavera: Calacas

John Tanner: Universal Driver's License

Tulip, One-One, and Atticus: Epiphanic Prison

Reserved:

The Leaders of Alpha Centauri, Gods of Naming Their Colony Worlds

The Burners, Gods of Cool Cars

Potential Reworks or Tune-Ups:

Megumi Tadakoro: Comfort Food

Erina Nakiri: Picky Eater

The Red and Blue Armies (and Doc): Redshirt Army or Armed Farces

Juzo Okita: Wave-Motion Gun

Tifa Lockhart: Boobs of Steel

Eddie Riggs: Rework into The Roadie

Jibril: Our Angels Are Different

Space Dandy: Negative Continuity, baby. (Rework Meow and QT into the profile)

Faye Valentine, Spike Spiegel and Radical Ed: Con Man, Heartbroken Badass, Playful Hacker

Kat: Gravity Master

All of the Deities from "Ratchet and Clank"

Corypheus: Faith–Heel Turn

Jak and Daxter: Cerebus Syndrome

Yami: Power Glows

Anubis: Judgement of the Dead

The Dude: Mellow Fellow

Lucario: Aura Vision

Az ir: Benevolent Mage Ruler

Diana and Leona: Solar and Lunar

Annie Hastur: Girls Love Stuffed Animals

Jinx: Terrorist Without A Cause (or switch to Bomb Throwing Anarchist if applicable)

Xerath: Made of Magic

Harry Dresden

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden, He who Flips Off Horrors, Gods, Fae, Angels, and Fate itself (Hoss, "Dammit Dresden", Pizza Lord, The Winter Knight)

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Potential House: Attitude
Intermediate God, formerly a mortal who forced his way in by sheer audacity, but ascending to being God of Magical Destruction after crashing the House of Technology. This had the side effect of raising his position here into the domain of a god
Symbol: A five-pointed star within a circle
Alignment: This really depends on how well his day is going, he tries his best to be Neutral Good.
Portfolio: Pragmatic Heroes, Anti Heroes, The Dreaded, Full-Contact Magic, Good is Not Nice, Walking Techbane.
Domains: Fire, Destruction, Magic, Knowledge, Humor, disrespect
Followers: Anyone that mouths off when they should shut the hell up is okay in his book.
Allies: Most of the other Gods know better, but a good chunk of House Justice will stand by him... usually. They're wary of his track record. Edward Elric also stands by his side.
Enemies: Several horrendously powerful creatures, usually on the evil/neutral side of the spectrum, who he's mouthed off too and generally disrespected.
See, he thought when he found this place using the Ways between Earth and the Never Never he'd get to be a God when he showed up... that isn't how it works. He shouldn't be so surprised, it's never how it works. Anytime something good happens he ends up half dead and the building is on fire and it wasn't his fault, although later he ascended as the God of Magical Destruction after crashing the House of Technology.
He spends a lot of time fanboying about all sorts of folks in the other Pantheons, most of them find it cute and step in to keep the other gods from squishing Harry where he stands.
Is not allowed near the House of Technology, because last time he was there he picked a fight with Dr. Robotnik... and won! Somehow. Oh he kinda broke the entire House, killed Optimus Prime (temporarily) and nearly was erased from existence by Lain until he swore to never return. After this display of his prowess at collateral damage, he ascended to be co-god of Magical Destruction with Nanoha
Dresden has recently learned the secret to permanently killing immortals, which means he can back up his various taunts and jokes if he chooses.

Harry Dresden

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden, God of Magical Destruction (Hoss, The Pizza Lord, The Winter Knight, Warden of Demonreach, Starborn)

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Intermediate God
Symbol: A 5-point star enclosed in a circle
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Portfolio: Magic Of Various Elements, Epic Smartassery, Never Abandoning Those In Need, Unwise Chivalry, Eternal Exhaustion, Snarking at People Who Could Kill Him by Looking at Him Funny, Bucking Superiors To Help Those In Need, Throwing Wrenches Left and Right, Destroying Those Who Threaten Children, Destroying Technology Without Trying
Domains: Destruction, Magic, Humor, Knowledge, Fire, Disrespect, Snark
Allies: Edward Elric, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom
Enemies: Tyrantrum (one-sided)
Does not accept followers. In his opinion, having an apprentice and Warden trainees is enough to worry about.
He began as a mortal who got into the House of Otherness due to his pure awesomeness and guts, but ascended to share a spot with Nanoha after visiting the House of Technology, and crashing it. Several gods wondered if she'd mind sharing her seat, but given that Nanoha and Dresden each approve of the other's similar stance on threats against their friends and/or family (namely, using overwhelming force until the threat ceases to be one), she was willing to let it pass without challenge (and the architects of the Pantheon rejoiced).
Does double duty as god of Flipping off Cosmic Horrors.
Became quick friends with Lennie Briscoe. Other gods step lightly when the two are hanging out; no one wants to be the target of their combined snarking. He also admires Edward Elric's taste in coats.
Rumors have said that he would take over Terra Branford's position, given that committing genocide against the evil race that kidnapped his daughter is a hard act to beat, but he views himself as an unworthy father and has no desire for the spot.
Has been offered the power from third parties, or had the opportunity to take the power to attain greater godhood on several occasions, but either through his personal moral code or disgust with the situation, has turned most of them down. Only recently became a Knight of Winter, though in his defense, he didn't intend on surviving past a few days on the job.
- Due to a strange turn of events, he is the Warden of Demonreach, a prison created by Merlin that contains the worst of the worst of the old monsters, gods, and demons, whose combined power could potentially eradicate all life on Earth. No word on whether Kenpachi knows this yet, but people are wary of the possibility.
Has the eternal respect of Faust VIII after the incident with the Tyrannosaurus rex zombie. He STILL thinks it was awesome. Then again, so does every other god, even those who hate necromancy (they acknowledge that it was necessary at the time).
Is no longer allowed in the House of Technology, due to the incident where he crashed it and gained Godhood.
Wishes a certain Blood Knight would stop pestering him to reanimate Sue so he could fight it.
Mildly amused to see Tyrantrum, a T. rex creature brought back to life, ascend. Despite the rumors, he hasn't ridden him around, though Tyrantrum still dislikes Harry on principle.
He has thrown his allegiance in with The Pantheonic Rebellion in order to protect Madoka now that the events of Skin Game are over and he has finally dealt with the important issue of his spiritual daughter.
He was recently seen conversing with Zeus over a matter that on-lookers mentioned as being associated with "giving birth from one's head".
He recently has lost his title of Kill It with Fire against Ragnaros The Firelord. He isn't mad though, he believes that the fire elemental surely deserves it. However, Harry is still wary of the Firelord's intentions.

Dragon Age Deities

Vivienne: Culture Justifies Everything

Cole: Is This What Anger Feels Like?

Blackwell: Last-Name Basis

Dorian Pavus: Agent Peacock

Merrill

Merrill, Goddess of Good People with Evil Powers (Daisy)

Demigoddess
Symbol: The Eluvian mirror
Alignment: Neutral Good
Portfolio: Adorable Badasses, Blood Magic (with a mix of Keeper magic), Cloud Cuckoolanders, Covert Perverts, The Lack of Understanding Sarcasm, Cheerful Innocence, Moe, No Sense of Direction
Domains: Magic, Elves
Allies: Hawke, Isabela of Rivain, Varric Tethras, Hisao Nakai
Merrill's ability to get lost is matched only by the ridiculous places she has ended up ranging from the Go kart tracks in the House of Travel, a cupboard in the House of Food, Dream's Bathroom, and once she accidentally wandered into the Council of Shadow's Chamber. She couldn't see anyone because it was to dark and wandered out again about a minute later.
Merrill is frequently found digging through the House of Knowledge's section on Elven History. Sadly her progress has been slow since there is quiet a lot of Elven histories and she has a habit of getting lost in the shelves.
- It's here she met Hisao when he was looking to brush up on his subjects. They've become friends as Hisao can mostly keep up with her trains of thought though she sometimes unnerves Hisao with the dangers of her field.
Rumor has it that the Chaos Gods of the Warp are entice her into making a Face–Heel Turn. It may only be thanks to Hawke's influence that she has not accepted their offers.
Merrill is known to be "friends" with Fenris, a known hater of magic as well as Anders, one of the most infamous and controversial mages known. It is only through Hawke's influence that they do not kill her (and presumably other deities)

Varric Tethras

Varric Tethras, God of Automatic Crossbows

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Demigod
Symbol/Weapon of Choice: Bianca (his crossbow)
Theme Song: I'm Not Calling You A Liar by Florence & The Machine
Alignment: Neutral Good
Portfolio: Impossibly Cool Weapon, Naming said weapon and growing heavily attached to it, Deadpan Snarker, Knowledge Broker, Genre Savvy, Unreliable Narrator (Mostly), Guile Hero, The Storyteller
Domains: Archery, Business, Storytelling
Allies: Hawke, Merrill, Elan, Commander Shepard, Hawkeye, Green Arrow
Enemies: General Tarquin, The Joker, Moneybags
Has been confessed to by many infatuated with the chest hair though he holds true to saying his crossbow Bianca is his one true love.
Able to spin a good lie mostly by going to the plausibly absurd. He is however unable to bluff past General Tarquin or his properly trained soldiers.
- He's got a soft spot for Elan however and wants to work with in coming up with a strategy that won't end in Taquin's benefit.
For any god that isn't his, or Hawke's, outright enemy, he's able to get along with them fairly well. He's even acquaintances with both Miko Miyazaki and Leeroy Jenkins.
Despite his many differences to many dwarves he can often be found in the House of Food buying a beer.
- It's also mostly here that Hawke's legend was bought in the by the more gullible and intoxicated deities to the point some say Hawke has already killed Melkor and is the secret master of Chuck Norris. Hawke has asked Varric to tone it down.
- Likewise Commander Shepard fell victim to Varric's exaggerations. Shepard tries to take it as a light hearted joke.
Considers The Joker's For the Evulz attitude shallow and is willing to just start shooting at him while he's in the middle of a monologue. He questions why others would be hesitant to do this since they'll likely just end up killing Joker later down the road
Near incredulous at Moneybags greed and takes it upon himself to extort Moneybags and return his ill gained income.
When he's not shooting demons with Bianca, he enjoys telling stories and is quite a successful novelist. Because of this, Varric has keen understanding as to how stories that he finds himself a part of work.
While he gets along with almost everyone, there is no other friend that he values as highly as Hawke. A friend who becomes Hawke's enemy becomes Varric's enemy, without hesitation.

Hawke

Hawke God/Goddess of Caretakers (The Champion of Kirkwall)

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Demigod
Symbol: Amell Family Crest
Theme Song: "Age Of The Dragon"
Alignment: Varies between various levels of Good and Neutral
Portfolio: Folk Hero, Momma's Boy, Generation Xerox, Iconic Outfit, Last-Name Basis, Only Sane Employee
Domains: Family, Destiny, Folk Hero
Followers: Anders, Aveline, Isabela, Carver and Bethany Hawke, Fenris, Sebastian.
Allies: Varric Tethras, Merrill, Commander Shepard, The Bhaalspawn, The Warden and the Inquisitor
Enemies: Corypheus, Scar
Hawke originally just wanted to provide for his/her family and later protect the people of Kirkwall, but events catapulted him/her into the position of Champion and then straight on into divinity. Regardless of his/her say in the matter.
Like Commander Shepard, only a few know Hawke's true story. Varric Tethras likes it that way, as it lets him embelish on some of Hawke's exploits. The truth is more complicated than fiction.
While Hawke occasionally performs... questionable actions, the Champion usually stops something much worse from happening.
Holds his/her family very dear, to the point of risking the Deep Roads to provide for them. Even Uncle Gamlen.
Hawke and Varric are nearly inseparable, even if they are technically in different domains. If Hawke goes missing for a substantial period of time, you can be sure that Varric is the one who knows where he/she is, not that he'll necessarily tell you.
Do not take Hawke's love for his/her family for a weakness. Hawke is extremely and violently protective of them. And it would be good to know that back in Thedas, he/she is renowned as one of the most formidable combatants the continent has ever had.
Was overjoyed to see the Warden and the Inquisitor in the Pantheon at long last.

Isabela of Rivain

Isabela of Rivain, Divine Saint of Sexy Pirates (Naishe - her birth name, Queen of the Eastern Seas, The Sharpest Blade in Llomerryn)

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Lesser Goddess
Symbols: Her Dual Daggers, Backstabber and Heartbreaker
Alignment: True Neutral
Portfolio: The Captain Of The Siren's Call And A Skilled Duelist, Rivaini In Origin, Attracted And Has Slept With Men And Women, The Casanova, Clingy Jealous Girl, Dark and Troubled Past, Four-Star Badass, Dual Wielding, Double Entendre/Innocent Innuendo/Imagined Innuendo, Hidden Depths, The Hedonist/Ethical Slut, Despises Slavery, It's All About Me, Devious Daggers, Ms. Vice Gal
Domains: Piracy, Duels, Daggers and Knives, Vice
Followers: The Crew Of the Siren's Call, Sophia "Riptide" de Medici
Allies:
- Team Dragon Age: Hawke, Merrill, and Varric, The Warden, Leliana, Alistair
- Pirate Allies: Balthier, Monkey D. Luffy, Jack Sparrow, May, Johnny Sfondi
- Other Allies: Isabella Valentine, Revy, Yoh Hinomura and Emu Hino, Daenerys Targaryen, Oberyn Martell, Mad Moxxi, Kasumi, Maya Fallegeros Triss Merigold, Yennefer of Vengerberg, Boa Hancock.
Opposed By: Sonya Blade and Cassie Cage (due to Isabela's interest in Johnny), Liu Kang (due to Isabela's interest in Kitana), Geralt of Rivia (due to Isabela's interest in Triss and Yennefer), Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga (due to Isabela's interest in the both of them)
Mistaken For: Monet St. Croix
Enemies: The Phantom, and any evil pirate deities and those who support slavery and rape in the Pantheon, SCP-169
Rival: Risky Boots.
The rebuilt Siren's Call made port on the Pantheon's docks. Emerging from the ship, in her signature white tunic with the blue sash around her waist, and leather boots, blue bandanna holding her hair back, is the alluring - and (in)famous - Rivaini pirate captain, Isabela. The self-proclaimed Queen of the Eastern Seas has come to the Pantheon...legally, as she had accepted the ascension.
Hawke, Varric and Merrill were present on the docks to greet their ally and to congratulate her on her ascension. On her first night in the Pantheon, they had taken Isabela to a bar. Thankfully, violence did not ensue...this time around.
Has a rather colorful history with the Warden and his crew. Depending on the records, she was involved in a threesome with both the Warden and either Alistair, Zevren or Leliana or even with both of the latter. No one would dare clear up the misunderstanding, though Leliana admitted that she did indeed sing like a nightingale when it happened. She is still thinking of ways to get Morrigan on the fun, but the witch has been stubborn.
Isabela has quite the past on her. Her real name was Naishe. The name 'Isabela' came from the first pirate captain she had served under, as she was his 'little beauty.' It would become her alias.
She has a severe dislike of slavery. As she herself was one when she was younger, due to her Viddethari-born mother selling her when she refused to convert. The man who her mother sold her to was her husband, who saw her as his 'plaything.' It also didn't help matters that he would have Isabela 'entertain' some of his associates. It was also the reason why Isabela allowed him to be assassinated.
Despite her stance against slavery and rape, she is still a pirate. The Phantom despises pirates with a passion and he can add Isabela to the list. Despite the fact that one of the past Phantoms had married a pirate in the past, that one hates then all the same.
Isabela finds herself on the radar of Oberyn Martell following her soundly thrashing his three heralds/daughters, the Sand Snakes (Obara, Nymeria and Tyene) in a three-on-one fight. Oberyn himself had witnessed the fight, Isabela reminding the Dornish deity of Sarella's mother, who was also the captain of her own ship. The fact that she is bisexual and hangs around the House of Lust's brothels is the icing on the cake. Not since coming to the Pantheon has a woman captured his interest....or his loins. So much so that he vows to take Isabela to his bed.
Of course, this is before his sister-in-law can beat him to it, as Daenerys Stormborn is also bisexual. Now the Red Viper and the Mother of Dragons are in competition to see who can seduce Isabela first. They have their work cut out for them.
Isabela has heard of Oberyn and his sister-in-law's intentions to bed her. She has seen the both of them and welcomes the challenge.
Isabela has also drawn the unwanted attention of Sonya Blade and Cassandra Cage in regards to Johnny Cage. Isabela thinks that Johnny is hot, much to the ire of his daughter and ex-wife. "I can see why your daughter is against my intentions," Isabela had said to Sonya, her tone smug, "but why do you care? He is your husband no longer. Unless you still carry some feelings for him." But Sonya and Cassie are not the only ones who oppose Isabela due to her roving eye.
As she is bisexual, she can be seen at the House of Lust's brothels. And given that she is a pirate, she can be seen at one of the House of Crime's many bars, getting into fights when she's not drinking.
Isabela is known as 'the sharpest blade in Llomerryn,' something that she takes great pride in. She is a master duelist, her weapons of choice are her daggers, appropriately named Backstabber (in her right hand) and Heartbreaker (in her left hand). Hawke, Varric and Merrill can attest to her skills with the blade.
Isabela has a friendly rivalry with Captain Jack Sparrow. This is after they tried to steal the other's loot and the ensuing swordfight ended in a draw. Jack is one of the few pirates that Isabela truly respects.
Johnny Sfondi and his first mate, May, are two more whom Isabela is on good terms with, despite Johnny being a notorious womanizer and Isabela's tendency of screwing Anything That Moves.

Dimitri L. Lousteau

Dimitri L. Lousteau, God of Jiving

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Demigod
Symbol: His "greasy sweet" suit
Theme song: Greasy Sweet (remix)
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Portfolio: jiving, crazy artistry, wielding harpoons, Let's Dance!, working for the good guys (even though no one asked him to)
Allies: Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Panda King, The Guru, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy
Enemies: Neyla, Penelope (ex-team member)
Like the Panda King, Dimitri started off as an enemy of the Cooper Gang as a member of the Klaww Gang, but was eventually betrayed by Neyla and thrown in jail. He got out, became a dance instructor on a cruse ship... and was tossed back in! But when Sly bailed him out, Dimitri offered to help him recruit Penelope (which eventually provided to be a big mistake) on the condition that Sly and his friends help Dimitri retrieve his grandfather's diving gear. They did so, and now he's a proud member of the Cooper Gang with no hard feelings between them for the Clockwork tail feathers.
When he's not with the ascended Cooper gang members, he's in his temple where he plays some of his "greasy sweet" music, or he's swimming in the dark waters of the House of Beasts and Nature, gathering sunken treasure to help promote his career as a professional skin diver. Amazingly enough, he's one of the few gods who managed to go toe-to-toe with both Bruce and the Kraken in several occassions and managed to come away unscathed every time, due both to his greasy sweet swimming and his skill with his harpoon gun.
There are only a few gods who actually understand what Dimitri is saying (mostly because Dimitri learned his English from hip-hop videos). And if there some who actually does and talks back to him with accurate jive talk, he just states that while they made good attempts, they just aren't to his level.
- Shawn Michaels speaks jive apparently, and actually was able to get some sort of conversation going along. That and Dimitri knows that Shawn can pull out the Sweet Chin Music at any time.
Many of the Gods are wary about him turning good after they heard of that time he was counterfeiting his own money (which is frowned upon by all thieves in the Pantheon). Dimitri states that he's gone legit, though.
One of his favorite hangouts is Moe's Tavern, where he likes to unwind with a cool drink and show off his dancing. One particular day, he made the mistake of ordering the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (due to Moe not understanding the jivester's unique talk). Accounts differ depending on the alignment of the deity present, but Dimitri woke up the next day hanging from the rafters of the Academy's gigantic gym wearing one of Asuka's spare plugsuits and holding the Ore and the Anti-Life Equation taped to his face. Dimitri begged Haruhi to push her Reset Button to no avail as she found it too hilarious to retgone.
Another of his hobbies involves his life-long passion to his self-created artstyle, the "kinetic aesthetic". Despite showing off his painting skills to the other deities (which involve him swinging on a rope tied around his waist and painting with each pass), they all considered his art too strange for their tastes (or downright mocking it, in the case of the Trollkaiger and other evil aligned gods), much to the iguana's anger.
- In another act of sweetness, Dimitri's strange art style actually won him the Million Dreams Award in Toon Town. Apparently, Mickey thought Dimitri should be recognized for his unique talents in art, causing many to question the views of toons.
Dimitri has learned of "Project: Alternate Gentaro" and has decided to become Mission Control for Bentley, Murray and Carmelita as they venture into the Friendship Asylum to save Sly...
- ...but before they could vender in, Dimitri was instead called to take April O'Neil's place as a anchorman for the Pantheon News following her abduction and Riku's corruption. Dimitri's "Jive News" did keep some gods away from the asylum, but it's reception from most gods was mainly negative.
Extremely fast when confronted in a battle on land, but never used this ability after his initial battle with Sly. He hasn't said anything either way, but it's presumably a result of taking his own product back when he was a dealer.