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General Dark Onward, God of Evil Generals Who Have Had Too Many Accidents
- Potential Houses: War, Villainous Appearances
- Symbol: A missile blowing up Mt. Fuji.
- Theme Music: His titular theme
- Alignment: Neutral Evil, leaning on Stupid Evil because of his "accidents"
- Portfolio: Insane Generals Who Do What They Think Is Best, Always Yelling, Laughable Villain, Twisted American Pride, Too Many Accidents, Surprisingly Devious
- Domains: Military, Area 51, Aliens, Games
- Allies: Steven Armstrong, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, The Joker
- Enemies: The Angry Video Game Nerd, all other Japanese gods
Brock Edward Lesnar, Master of the Suplex and He Who Defeated the Undefeatable (The Next Big Thing, The Anomaly, The Beast Incarnate, The Conqueror, The Carnivore, The Freak, The Pain, The Human Cheat-Code, The Conqueror of The Streak, The One in 21-1, God of Violent Retribution,
MayorSupreme Overlord of Suplex City
- Intermediate God (though Heyman suggests he's actually an Overdeity)
- Symbol: A t-shirt reading: EAT SLEEP CONQUER REPEAT
- Theme Music: The Next Big Thing
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Lightning Bruiser, Loves a Good Fight, Hero Killer, Brilliant, but Lazy, Caused Pigs to Fly, Ended a Two Decade Long Winning Streak, Quickly Forgiven for the Biggest Upset in Sports History, The Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World!, A Human Force of Nature Unreliable to Good or Evil
- Domains: Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts (retired)
- Allies: Azrael, Commander Badass, Little Mac
- Rivals: The Undertaker, Goldberg, John Cena, Roman Reigns, Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, The Wyatt Family, Esdeath, Dean Ambrose, Kane
- Herald: Paul Heyman
- Repects: Daniel Bryan
- Opposed by: Eren Yeager, CM Punk
- On April 6, 2014, "one of the most shocking and depressing moments in WWE history" took place: the end of the Undertaker's WrestleMania winning streak. Many wanted to have the Undertaker's conqueror ascend due to doing something 21 other men before him failed to do, while others claimed that as a part-timer he didn't deserve the honor. After much bloodshed, Paul Heyman appeared to introduce the man who defeated the Undertaker at WrestleMania XXX BROCK LESNAR!
- Needless to say, the Deadman himself wasn't all to pleased to see Brock appear in the Pantheon. Had Paul not kept boasting about how Brock ended the Streak, he would've taken the loss gracefully. While they already did have a rematch in Summerslam 2015 with the Taker finally getting back at Brock, many are dreading the day the two come into blows once again with the power of the Pantheon behind their battle. Despite this, many believe that Brock and the Undertaker do have mutual respect for one another underneath all the heated battle. Not that either of them would admit it or want the other to.
- Brock Lesnar hardly speaks. He doesn't feel the need to. He lets Paul do the talking for him. This annoys a lot of gods, due to finding Paul to be loud and obnoxious.
- Brock has been seen challenged by the likes of Azrael, Commander Badass, and General Esdeath, all three of whom wished to compare their strength against the man who defeated someone who was thought to be unbeatable. He never seems to disappoint.
- Was once blindsided by Eren, who attacked him out of thinking he was the Amored Titan in a smaller form. The fight was broken up before things got out of hand though.
- Another who's not so happy to see Brock around is fellow Paul Heyman Guy CM Punk. One day Brock finally decided to break the competitive tension between the two by hitting the ring and F5'ing Punk. When it came time for the two of them to fight, Heyman sided with Brock over Punk, resulting in a nasty dispute between Punk and the advocate that continued even past Brock beating him. Things have been frosty between the two sides ever since.
Death Mwauthzyx, the Positive Portrayal of Antagonists Who Come From Nowhere
- Potential House: ???
- Theme Song: The Story of Death Mwauthzyx and Death Mwauthzyx Rises
- Symbol: The satellite dish on his head
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Portfolio: Physical God, Constant Cursing, Flips off His Attackers, Rent-a-Zilla, Special Effects Failure, Actually Pretty Funny, Magnetic Force, Can Erase Everything if He Wanted, Creator of God and Satan, Cloudcuckoolander
- Domains: Aliens, Gods, Games, Creation, Destruction, Comedy
- Enemies: None. No one's that stupid.
Momoka Oginome, Goddess of Satellite Character
- Potential House: Character Roles
- Lesser Goddess
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Domains: Magic, Loyalty, Satellites
Apple White, Goddess of Insensitive Innocence
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: The Royal symbol
- Alignment: Lawful Good, eventually Neutral Good
- Portfolio: The Ace, Follows Fate Without Question (Until Recently), Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold, Innocent Blue Eyes, Named After the Fruit that Almost Killed her Mother (And Enjoys Them Too), Parody Sue, The Perfectionist, Proud Beauty, Spoiled Sweet, Fears Drowning
- Mother: Snow White
- Domains: Stories, Fate, Flaws
- Allies: Princesses Peach, Zelda, and Cadance, Queen Elsa, Ange, Weiss Schnee, Ahim de Famille/Gokai Pink, Charlotte LaBouff, Ventus, Applejack
- Enemies: The Evil Queen, Cortney Gears, Master Xehanort
- Odd Friendship with: Raven Queen
- Meet Apple White, daughter of Snow White and successor of the tale. Kind, graceful but not without flaws. She means well, but she tends to say things that upsets people without realizing it, mostly when it comes to Raven Queen who is one her best friends and is ironically the daughter of the Evil Queen.
- Because she was able to pass a course in Home Evil-nomics (by cheating no less!), her heart doesn't seem to be nearly as pure as her mothers, meaning that she isn't fit for the X-Blade. This hasn't done anything to dissuade Master Xehanort, as he has "other ideas" for her.
Raven Queen, Goddess of Rejecting One's Parent
- Lesser Goddess, Intermediate Goddess after signing the Storybook of Legends
- Symbol: The Rebel symbol
- Alignment: Chaotic Good. Often mistaken for Chaotic Evil, much to her chagrin.
- Portfolio: Adorkable, Dark Is Not Evil, Daddy's Girl, Deadpan Snarker, Blessed with Suck, Cool Loser, Goth Girls Know Magic, Lady of Black Magic, Friendly Goth, Mirror Traveler, Nice Girl with Evil Powers, Rejects Her Fate and Wants to Create Her Own Destiny
- Domains: Stories, Fate, Magic
- Mother: The Evil Queen (They Don't Get Along)
- Allies: Ange, Queen Elsa, Hime Shirayuki/Cure Princess, Zuko, Terra, Jak, Pinkie Pie, Rachel Roth
- Enemies: Cortney Gears, Master Xehanort, Maleficent
- Opposed by: Those who believe she'll eventually turn out like her mother
- Odd Friendship with: Apple White
- High Priestess: Evie
Gods in waiting:
- King Ramses, God of Out of Place CG
- Souta Takanashi, the God Who Was Made Out to Be a Jerkass
- Conan O'Brien, God of Clueless Gamers
- Hackerman, God of Impossible Hackers
- Blondie Locks, Goddess of Brutal Honesty
- Ashlynn Ella, Goddess of Shoes
- Duchess Swan, Beta Bitch Goddess
- Alistair Wonderland and Bunny Blanc, God and Goddess of Shy Romance
- Kitty Cheshire, the "Well Done, Daughter" Goddess!
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