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Lieutenant Frank Bullitt, God of Chase Scenes
- House: TBA
- Symbol: A Highland Green 1968 Ford Mustang 390 CID Fastback
- Theme Song: Bullitt Main Theme
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Badass Driver with a Cool Car, Cowboy Cop, unable to find out who is behind the organized crime operation due to killing a witness
- Domains: Police, Detectives, Car Chases
- High Priest: Jimmy Popeye Doyle
- Allies: Dirty Harry, Axel Stone, Adam Hunter & Blaze Fielding, Ryotaro Dojima, John Hartigan, Judy Hopps, The Dukes of Hazzard
- Enemies: Vito and Michael Corleone
- Complicated Relationship with: Leon Montana, Napoleon Solo
- Annoyed with: Rosco P. Coltrane
- Lt. Frank Bullitt is a San Francisco-based police detective who was assigned to protect a star witness for an important trial. However, before the night is over, the witness that he was supposed to protect was murdered by two hitmen. Upon knowing this, Bullitt gathered up information about the incident and opened up an investigation on his own after his police captain gave him the permission to investigate the crime. When Bullitt opened up the investigation, people around started to ponder about his behavior and his antics on pursuing those who are responsible of the crime.
- Originally, Bullitt served as a High Priest to Harold Francis Callahan, God of Vigilante Cops. However, the Main House recommended him for godhood after examining his story, which includes a Chase Scene which involves him in pursuit of two bad guys in a black Dodge Charger. Because of this, he was chosen to ascend for this trope. While Dirty Harry prefers to work alone, he has come to respect Bullitts determination to pursue those who killed his witness as well as him being a fellow cop who resides in San Francisco.
- Ryotaro Dojima is one detective who sympathizes with Bullitt, given his guilt on being unable to solve a case. However, he is wary of Bullitts actions as his reckless driving reminds him of a hit-and-run that killed his wife. Among other Cowboy Cops that he has allied with, they include John Hartigan and Judy Hopps (who has her own Chase Scene when trying to apprehend Weaselton).
- As his investigation involved tracking down the mafia hitmen that killed the witness he was trying to protect, he seems to have a dislike towards those who are associated with organized crime, with Vito and Michael Corleone being notable targets.
- Doesnt know what to make of Leon Montana. While hes aware that hes a hitman who works for the mafia, he also learned that he has a good heart as shown whenever he takes care of Mathilda. Bullitt is also conflicted on Napoleon Solo as while hes a good person, he simply avoids him as the spy reminds him of Walter Chalmers, the politician who wanted to screw his investigation.
- Gets really annoyed with Rosco P. Coltrane for his failures in catching the Dukes of Hazzard, whom he tolerates given their successful evasions from the police.
Joe Bradley and Princess Ann
Joe Bradley and Princess Ann, Co-Deities of Vacation Films (Princess Ann: Anya Smith, Smitty)
- Symbol: A Vespa scooter
- Theme Song: Roman Holiday Main Title
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Domains: Love
- Princess Ann is a princess from an unnamed European country who visited Rome as part of her goodwill tour. During the trip, she was so overwhelmed by her sheltered life and royal obligations that she ended up going incognito. There, she encounters an American journalist named Joe Bradley who sees an opportunity for an exclusive scoop. However, romance blossomed between them during their 'common people' adventures throughout the city. At the end of the day, however, the two ended up parting ways after the princess realized that she had to take responsibility for her royal duties.
The Ymir ( 20 Million Miles to Earth)
The Ymir, God of Miracle Gro Monsters
- House: Monsters
- Lesser Deity
- Theme Song:
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever, eats sulfur and lacks a heart or lungs, Bullying a Dragon, Non-Malicious Monster, Single Specimen Species, Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds
- Domains: Aliens, Monsters, Growth
Larry Talbot/The Wolf Man
Lawrence Stewart Talbot, Cursed God of Wolf Men (Larry, The Wolf Man, Mr. Talbot)
- Adopted from: Whirl RX
- Demigod. Lesser as the wolf man.
- Symbol: A cane with a silver wolf head with a pentagram
- Theme Song: This
- Alignment: True Neutral. Chaotic Evil as the wolf man.
- Portfolio: Doomed Protagonist, Stalker with a Crush, Tragic Monster, The Charmer
- Domains: Curses, Beasts, Tragedy, Werewolves
- Allies: Bruce Banner, Jon Talbain, Greymane
- Other: Bigsby
- Enemies: Count Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, Godzilla(?)
- While legends of men transforming into beast are well known, none is most famous of the wolf man. Larry Talbot, a man inflicted with the curse of transforming into a wolf. He struggles with the beast within as he looks to lift his curse.
- Unfortunately for Larry, he is still suffering from lycanthropy and will transform into the beast. Luckily, well, as lucky as he can get, the transformation is very infrequent and far apart. He can also take solace that even if he does transform, there are plenty of people who could take care of him. As in life, he is trying to find a cure for him infliction.
- Gets confuse when others ask if the wolf man has nards.
- Has made friends with Dr. Bruce Banner after learning of the Hulk and how their situation are very similar. While he has heard of Hulk's rampage, he also learned about it's heroic and that its must sympathetic. Larry bemoans that there is no way that his wolf self can ever be considered a hero.
- There has been rumors going around that the wolf man fought against Godzilla in a situation very similar to Frankenstein's Monster and Baragon. However, few believe in these rumors and that if Godzilla really fought the wolf man, it might have been just a radiated wolf.
Eve Harrington, Goddess of Subverted Suspicion Aesop (Gertrude Slojinski)
- Symbol: The Sarah Siddons Award for Distinguished Achievement
- Theme Song: This
- Alignment: Neutral Evil
- Portfolio: Affably Evil, Ambition Is Evil, Bitch in Sheep's Clothing, threatens to tell Margo how Karen helped her unless Karen convinces Lloyd to cast her in his play, The Chessmaster, Extreme Doormat towards Margo, envious towards Margos success, It's All About Me, Loony Fan, Manipulative Bastard, Naïve Newcomer (or at least what she pretends to be), Smug Snake
- Domains: Theater, Ambition, Manipulation, Backstabbing
- Eve Harrington is an aspiring actress, dreaming of herself becoming a wonderful Broadway star one day. She claimed to have followed her idol Margo Channings every performance, from San Francisco to New York City, and it isnt long before she got to meet Margo and was eventually given the chance to be her understudy. Everybody except cynical critic Addison DeWitt believes that Eve is simply a naïve, obsessed Margo fan and they try to help her. Actually, Eve is a cynical, manipulative snake that uses the lives of Margo and her friends to reach her show- business goals.
- Theme Song:
- Work on:
- Olive Oyl, Goddess of Rubber Hose Limbs
- The Moomins, Collective Deities of Cartoon Creatures
- Fu Manchu, God of Chinese Antagonists
- Robby the Robot, God of Robot Antennae and Flashing Lights In Conjunction With Speech
- Walter Neff and Phyllis Dietrichson, Patron Deities of The Perfect Crime
- The Girl, Goddess of Dumb Blondes and the Marilyn Maneuver
- The Martians, Collective Deities of Tripod Terror
Chance The Gardener
Chance The Gardener, God of Seemingly Profound Fools (Chauncey Gardiner)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Crest of a lotus flower and a television remote control
- Alignment: Neutral Good (Tender heart, weak mind)
- Portfolio: Seemingly Profound Fool, Ice-Cream Koan, Twist Ending, Mysterious Past, Parody Stus.
- Domain: Philosophy, Nature.
- He means nothing more than what he says, but for some reason, no one ever catches the true meaning of his words. Yet what they interpret him as saying makes them happy, and he himself is forever content. This gentle fellow caught the attention of the God of Metaphorical Masks, who was fascinated by him upon reading his story. They were so much alike that they merged together into a work of art.
- A literally simple man, Chance occupies the Pantheon as a balance to the complexities of other gods (who have been known to turn to him for advice), peacefully watching television and tending to the various Pantheons' gardens. He is forever bound to the God of Metaphorical Masks due to their souls merging, but when this was explained to him, he said, "I understand."
- His ability to be whatever others want/need him to be means he is never at a loss for friends and admirers, both Good and Evil ones. He is incorruptible, in part because he already has everything he wants/needs: a temple to live and be served his meals in, gardens to tend to, and a television to watch. Some argue he should ascend to higher status and gain greater powers; he has said (many times) he would not know how to use them, but again, he keeps getting misinterpreted.
- Somehow Fritz Von Meyer/Swarm has managed to strike a deal with Chance - everything that grows in the Pantheon gets pollinated, even the man-eaters, a tithe of honey every month - and in return, Swarm gets every melted puddle of ice cream in the Pantheon and something new to think about every other day.
Successful Contributions to the Pantheon:
- Ascended: Alfred Hitchcock (Dramatic Irony), Humphrey Bogart (Film Noir), Charlie Chaplin (Silent Movie), Amélie Poulain (Narrative Filigree), Pippi Longstocking (Muscles Are Meaningless), Sara Crewe (Princess in Rags), Rick Blaine (Neutral No Longer), Pollyanna Whittier (The Pollyanna), Kiki (Flying Postman and Flying Broomstick), Adenoid Hynkel (Adolf Hitlarious), Eloise (Hotel Hellion), Norma Desmond (White-Dwarf Starlet), E.T. (Innocent Aliens), Mary Lennox (Hope Sprouts Eternal), Rosemary Woodhouse (Religious Horror), Anne Shirley (Blithe Spirit and Spirited Young Lady), Roger Thornhill (Mistaken for Spies), The March Sisters (Four-Girl Ensemble), Beavis and Butt-Head (Heh Heh, You Said "X"), Joe Gillis (Posthumous Narration), Lydia Deetz (Goth), Peter Warne and Ellie Andrews (Road Trip Romance), Bruce Nolan (God for a Day), Jane Lane (Only Friend), Jeffrey Lebowski/The Dude (Mellow Fellow), Aisling (Morphic Resonance), Barton Fink (Writer's Block), Marge Gunderson (Minnesota Nice), Ben and Saoirse (Gender Equals Breed), Fred C. Dobbs (Death by Materialism), Bill Lumbergh (Mean Boss), The Time Traveller (To the Future, and Beyond), Babar (Civilized Animal), Satsuki and Mei Kusakabe (Children Are Innocent), Heidi (Yodel Land), Screwy Squirrel (Screwy Squirrel), Atticus Finch (Sweet Home Alabama), Griffin (Invisibility and Bandaged Face), Captain Nemo (Sub Story), Holly Golightly (Little Black Dress)@ , John Carter (Planetary Romance), Harriet Welsch (Snooping Little Kid), The Gill-man (Fish People), The Martians (Mars Attacks!) (Aliens are Bastards), Snake Plissken (Recruiting the Criminal), The Blob (Eating the Enemy), Doctor Zaius (Animal Is the New Man), Elisa Esposito and the Asset (Fantastic Romance), Hilda (Hildafolk) (The City vs. the Country), Team America (America Saves the Day), Arnold Shortman (Raised by Grandparents)@ , Helga G. Pataki (Loving Bully), The Pod People (Replicant Snatching), Rhoda Penmark (Enfant Terrible)
- Reworked: Kenny McCormick (They Killed Kenny Again), HAL 9000 (Artificial Intelligence and Creepy Monotone), Beetlejuice (Speak of the Devil), Daria Morgendorffer (Deadpan Snarker and The Snark Knight), Edward Scissorhands (The Grotesque)
- Other: Rick Deckard relocated to Patrickthekid; Phil Connors adopted by Igordebraga.