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The Ya Boy Network / yaboy Network is a Twitter roleplay group set in the Team Fortress 2 universe, with characters from other Valve-made video games, characters based on existing characters, and a few inanimate objects. Started in the summer of 2014, this group imagines what the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries, among others, would be like with very loosely interpreted personalities and with Twitter accounts.


The Steam group for the network can be found here.

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  • After Action Patchup: Despite having multiple medics, the mercenaries seem to prefer to have their friends or significant others tend to their wounds unless the situation is dire. Femedic and BLU Medic have been known to extend their services to members of the opposite team either out of duty or for the sake of a teammate.
  • Affectionate Nickname: Mag-pie, to Maggie from Sniper.
  • A God Am I: Bread became one after jumping down the throat of a giant demon dog-like creature, much to the distress of others.
  • Alcohol-Induced Idiocy: Most of the group's antics result from alcohol consumed.
  • Amnesiac Lover: Bidwell and Jerry when Bidwell lost his memory.
  • An Arm and a Leg: Bidwell gave up his leg in order to stop the demonic possessions.
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  • Animate Inanimate Object: Bread, Sandvich, Dispenser, and for a time Sentry and Bombinomicon. Clutch was believed to be one for a while, thought it was later revealed that she was in fact a fairy living inside it, and the clutch itself was actually inanimate.
  • Artificial Limbs: RED Engineer and BLU Engineer have prosthetic right hands, Femgie and Jerry have prosthetic right arms, Bidwell has a prosthetic left leg, and Spyborg has an entire prosthetic body from the neck down.
  • Because I'm Good at It: Most of the mercenaries keep doing their jobs because they're good at it. When they do their actual jobs.
  • Berserk Button: While usually keeping control of themselves, RED Soldier shows this when someone uses his not being in the military as an insult, and Spy Head flips if dehumanized or if his lack of a body is used as an insult.
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  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: So much. All characters are aware that they're in a video game (some had better reactions to this than others), and often complain about things that a fan of the series would only know. Additionally, several of the characters can hear the muns talk to each other OOC, and occasionally comment on it, or join in in the conversation.
  • Cannibal: In a state of high spirtes, Bread ate a cupcake. They realized their mistake just moments later, quickly requesting mouthwash. note 
  • Can't Hold His Liquor: RED Scout, Femscout
  • Casual Kink: BLU Engineer casually told RED Soldier that he'd hog-tie him when he got back home. Soldier was the only one in the network who had no idea what he was talking about. The same was true about Soldier-mun and the other muns. This later was dubbed "The Soldier Rope Awareness Experience Extravaganza", later shortened to "The Rope Extravaganza".

    Femgie (OOC): ((and now the soldier rope awareness experience extravaganza begins?))

    • Blu Pyro also kept a collar on Tenta Spy with implied pet play.
  • Chastity Couple: Femsolly and Femgie. While they'd gone out on several dates, shared a bed for around a week while in Paris, and talked like they've been in love with each other for years, they hadn't even gone so far as to kiss.
    Femsolly (OOC): Girl we be classy
    Femgie (OOC): u kno it
  • City of Weirdos: Teufort, even more than in the regular Team Fortress 2 canon.
  • Contagious A.I.: At a specific time each hour,note  the chat bot that RED Engineer set up will tweet one of several lines involving scolding RED Soldier. So, when Femgie said "soldier no" to Soldier at exactly 55 past (the time at that point where Engineer's chat bot would go off), everyone assumed this to be the case.
  • Conveniently Common Kink: A surprising number of the mercs definitely show Robosexual and sadomasochistic tendencies.
  • Cultured Badass: In addition to possessing several large guns, RED Heavy has a degree in Russian Literature, enjoys art and high quality alcohol.
  • Demonic Possession: Bidwell, Red Heavy, Femscout, Blu Engineer, Blu Medic, Spyhead, and Jerry
  • Distaff Counterpart: Inverted, to an extent. The opposite sex counterparts of various characters, appearance wise, play this straight. However, they have very different personalities, relationships, and abilities when compared to each other.
  • Drowning My Sorrows: Many group members turn to alcohol out of frustration, or when excess fourth wall breaking occurs.
    Femgie: ok while all yall are having coffee im drowning my crushed expectations in alcohol
  • Embarrassing Nickname / Affectionate Nickname:
    • BLU Spy Head: Spyborg- in reference to his android-like body.
    • RED Heavy Weapons Guy frequently attaches "tiny" or "baby" when referring to individuals, though it varies from person to person. Ms. Pauline is referred to as "Purple Lady", Tentaspy is referred to as "Tiny Squidspy", depending on how Tentaspy is acting, etc.
    • Femscout calls RED Heavy Weapons Guy "big guy".
    • Femspy, when they were together, had a habit of calling Femscout "good girl" but has switched to Kenny after learning Femscout's first name.
    • "Janie Cakes", to RED Soldier.
    BLU Engineer: its alright Janie cakes...
    BLU Engineer: alright but i don't wanna crush your hand
    RED Soldier: you won't i'm tough
    BLU Demoman: yeah janie cakes is hella tough and rough
    RED Soldier: tavish degroot you're a dead man

    BLU Engineer: (after hearing that RED Soldier's nickname was going to be brought back to make this page) Janie-Cakes returns.
    BLU Demoman: Actually feel bad about nagging him looking back on it haha
    BLU Engineer: Janie-Cakes reins supreme. Be proud darlin'. I am.
  • Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": Many of the characters who only were referred to as their class name have been given full names, in addition to those whose names have been revealed in canon.
    • RED Soldier: Jane Doe
    • BLU Engineer: Dell Conagher
    • Fem!RED Engineer: Annie Williams
    • BLU Sniper: Leonard
    • Fem!RED Soldier: Virginia
    • Fem!RED Scout: Kenzi
    • BLU Heavy: Viktor
    • BLU Spy Head: Patrice
    • Sandwich: Eugene
    • Bread: Wheatly
    • Fem!BLU Spy: Clémentine Bonnefoy
    • Fem!RED Medic: Matilda Jeager
    • Miss Pauling: Rose
    • Mr. Pauling: Gabriel
    • BLU Medic: Dennis
    • Tenta Spy: Christophe
  • First-Name Basis: RED Soldier accidentally called Femgie by her first name when he feared for her life. Since they aren't even supposed to know the others' names in the first place, calling another merc by their first name is rather intimate in the group, so it came as even more of a shock. Now with her addition to RED Soldier and BLU Engineer's relationship, she's started calling them by their first names, as have they with each other; Engineer, Femgie, and Soldier have become Dell, Annie, and Jane.
    Soldier: WHAT
    Femgie: -respawns- um. -waves at- this... yeah, this is working. hi
    Soldier: oh. god. okay. you're okay.
    Femgie: so, uh...
    Femgie: we're on real name-basis now?
    • As of recent, nearly all of the couples have been calling each other by their first names.
  • Florence Nightingale Effect: BLU Medic and Tentaspy.
  • Gender Bender: Happened to Tentaspy, brought on by simple curiosity and a discussion with the in-house wizard and plot device-bringer, Merasmus. Also temporarily happened to all of the mercs when Hale read one of Merasmus' spells.
  • Glorious Mother Russia: Both the RED and BLU Heavy hail from Russia.
  • Hearing Voices: A few characters have been noted as hearing voices (mostly the OOC chatter).
    • Tentaspy "hears" the OOC text the most clearly in addition to the voices he regularly hears as a result of his waxing and waning mental stability.
    • BLU Medic shows signs of psychosis and occasionally hears and sees things as a result.
    • Bread has been able to hear the OOC talk since they became a god.
    • RED Soldier hears, among other things, the OOC talk. Most of the time, he ignores it, as a bunch of giggling teenagers is easier to ignore than the rest of the mental voices he has to deal with.
  • Heartbreak And Icecream: Mentioned by Femscout-mun as a way for Femscout to get over Femspy.
  • Hopeless Suitor: Styx, the fairy living inside BLU Pyro's cosmetic bag (though referred to as a clutch in the network), to Femmedic, who is engaged to Femspy.
  • Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Heavy (6'5") and Femscout (5')
  • Hurricane of Puns: Bread-based puns, generally. It doesn't take much to get them going; the trouble is getting them to stop. The group also spent several hours making bad bee puns.
  • I Am Not Weasel: Certain non-human characters here are often victim of misidentification, though it is usually intentional at this point.
    • Bread- There was much debate over what to call their "beauty marks" and even what the preferred gender was.
    • Clutch/Styx- While actually being a pixie, she is still called "Clutch" from time to time. She was originally misidentified as a purse. Tentaspy intentionally calls her anything except "Clutch"ranging from loofah, wallet, shoe, and even lanière (thong).
    • Tentaspy- Often mistaken as being half octopus. He's simply gotten tired of correcting people most of the time.
  • IAMA Humanitarian: Tenta Spy exclusively eats meats, the most common being human flesh. BLU Medic once gave himself a taste for flesh with a mysterious serum. He locked himself into his lab for a few days after taking a trip to Teufort and returning coated in blood.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: Whenever something bad happens, something weird happens, or a character is simply stressed, this is the immediate reaction. It's come to a point where many characters have a go-to drink for this case.
  • In-Series Nickname: Femgie, which is an In-Series Nickname for Femgie, which is an In-Series Nickname for Fem!Engineer, which is an In-Series Nickname for Female Engineer... you see where this is going.
  • Interspecies Adoption: BLU Pyro adopted Styx, a 2048-year-old pixie who lived inside his cosmetic bag. Maggie and Sniper also adopted her, but once Pyro got offended by this, they became something of a supportive aunt and uncle.
    • Femgie (and, by association, BLU Engineer and RED Soldier) adopted the sentient Level 3 Dispenser, who was built by the RED Engineer, because he was never online anymore.
  • It May Help You on Your Quest: A few years back, the RED Soldier stole a coffee mug and an ID badge from an Aperture Laboratories employee. While it wasn't the most impressive trophy choice, having that ID badge on hand let him break back into Aperture much later on to rescue Femgie.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Tentaspy. While cold to nearly every single character in the network, he dotes over his partner, BLU Medic.
  • Kindhearted Cat Lover: BLU Engineer, with seven cats (Tinkerbelle is the mother, one of the kittens is named Kevin), two of which have been put on hold to be adopted by Helen (naming her's Satan) and Spyborg (naming his Lucifer). Femgie has a kitten, named Daisy. Bidwell has five cats: Katrina and Ike, the parents, and Hazel, Charlie, Sandy.
  • Kidnapped Scientist: Femgie was once kidnapped to Aperture Laboratories, where the rest of her right arm was removed. This was resolved as that from a previous incident, Aperture knew she had a prosthetic, and decided to take her for prosthetic research. What they didn't realize was that the prosthetic they were going to give her was for an entire right arm, and she had only lost her hand. So, her right arm was amputated, and she woke up and was rescued by RED Soldier before they could've given her a new prosthetic.
  • Light And Dark: Bidwell, Red Heavy, Femscout, Blu Medic, Spyhead, and Jerry were all possessed by demons who seemed to control shadows. Blu Heavy and Fem!Red Scout often spoke of darkness, but Fem!Red Scout also claimed they were of light.
  • Lilliputians: Styx, who is 4 inches tall.
  • Mix-and-Match Critters: Tentaspy; half BLU Spy, half squid.
  • Overprotective Dad: BLU Pyro to Styx. Note that BLU Pyro is most likely in his 30s, while Styx is a 2048-year-old fairy who is in no way related to him.
  • Play-by-Post Games: The network.
  • Polyamory: BLU Engineer, Femgie, and RED Soldier.
  • Powers via Possession: When possessed by demons, the mercs gained different powers.
  • Psycho for Hire: The mercs.
  • Reveille: RED Soldier used to do this at 6 AM most mornings, even to those who were already awake, to the hatred of most.
  • Robosexual: Femgie, Femscout, The Administrator, and mentioned offhand by Tentaspy.
    Merasmus: ...because I'm not fucking a robot...
    Tentaspy: Alright, I see the logic, robots can be fun tho.
  • Running Gag: Jerry having a "Dr. Pepper dick" and being a Bad Weenie.
  • Rule 63: The Fem Mercs; Femgienote  Femmedic, Femspy, Femsollynote , and Mr.Pauling.
  • Self-Surgery: Blu Medic has a habit of this, both out of necessity and entertainment.
  • Shout-Out:
    • Femgie often mentions in and out of character her love of Evil Dead.
    • Spyborg's prosthetic body looks like a human-sized Striker Eureka.
    • Jerry's prosthetic arm was modeled after Bucky's.
    • Jerry and Femgie (as well as their muns) are fans of Blitzen Trapper, specifically Black River Killer and Evening Star. Both have posts liked by Blitzen Trapper, and both got rather excited when realizing this.
    • Femgie also repeatedly mentions OOC her love of the playlists Army Dreamers and Battle Born, saying she can't draw Helmet Party/fem helmets or Soldier/Femsoldier without listening to it or a specific song that is on either of those playlists, respectively.
    • Saxton Hale switches between loving and hating The Beatles, while his mun has openly admitted that they are a fan.
    • Femscout is named after Kenzi from Lost Girl.
    • Bread is named after Wheatly from Portal
    • Femspy's second name was thought to come from Francis Bonnefoy(France) from Axis Powers Hetalia. Later on the mun revealed it was the name of one of their family members who's from France.
    • Femmedic is named after the Matilda, and her last name comes from the main character in the Attack on Titan, Eren Jeager.
    • BLU Pyro has mentioned that they are interested in the security guard job in Five Nights at Freddys Game. They also know about how the famous Markiplier has 'worked there before', admitting they envy/hate him for getting the job they have been trying to get for some time. While Pyro shows negative emotions for him, Pyro's mun has openly admitted to be a huge fan of Markiplier numerous times, and has even made more members of the network fans of him.
  • Sickeningly Sweethearts: Depending on who you ask, quite a few of the network relationships can fall under this.
  • The Insomniac: Tentaspy has become this, but rarely speaks up about it.
    • Spy Head and his mun, largely due to timezones.
    • BLU Pyro and Femspy , though they stay quiet, they are known to be active at night due to their timezones.
  • The Shrink: The RED Heavy falls under Type 3 for a few people in the network.
  • Smart People Play Chess / Crazy People Play Chess: RED Heavy and BLU Heavy play frequently, as well as occasionally RED Heavy and Tentaspy.
  • Third Law of Gender Bending: What Femgie assumes Tentaspy was acting like when he was magicked into a female. He, in turn, tells her his change in personality was only result of genetics, as male squids are apparently more aggressive than female squids.
  • Third-Person Person: The RED Heavy Weapons Guy frequently begins Heavy Weapons Guy's tweets with Heavy Weapons Guy, or simply Heavy. See also Verbal Tic.
  • Three-Way Sex: Obviously. One of the more 'normal' relationships in the network is a polyamorous one: RED Soldier, Femgie, and BLU Engineer.
  • Triang Relations:
    • Type 4. Styx loves Femmedic, while Femedic and Femspy are in a relationship, and Femmedic only thinks of Styx as a friend.
    • Type 4 Fem Scout liked Fem Spy but she and Femedic are already in a relationship.
  • Vacation Episode: Las Vegas, Las Vegas a second time, Hawaii, and Paris. Additionally, Femgie and RED Soldier twice found themselves escaping Aperture Science.
  • Viva Las Vegas!: Both times the network made a trip to Vegas ended in sex, murder, and heavy drinking.
  • We Can Rebuild Him: Spyborg. Went from a severed BLU Spy head in RED Medic's fridge kept alive by phlebotinum, to a cyborg with an entire prosthetic body, built by Femgie
  • Wine Is Classy: When most of the cast was in Paris, Femspy, Femgie and RED Heavy enjoyed wine while being their classy selves.
  • Wrench Wench: Femgie, to the extent that her mun makes shout outs to said page often.

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