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During the 2011-2012 "Christmas" Bloodbath, in Christmas-ish Chit Chat Thread 9 a great war started between the Hetalia Fandomly and Steve. A second and third war broke out in the Christmas-ish Chit Chat Thread 10 (page 20) and 11 (page 37) respectively. A link to an entire summary of the first half of Steve War 3 can be found here (includes storytelling)!

Due to some Fandom Dissonance on the "Steves" abilities and limits, some rules have been made on future Steves' weaknesses and abilities.


  • Forehead is his weakness. He can be hit anywhere else on the body, but if it's not the forehead, he can't be stopped. But not weaksauce attacks at it, like flicking his forehead. He needs a good stab with a knife, bullet shot, or stupefy to the head.
  • Much like with anons, there's more than one Steve. They just all happen to look alike (unless anyone wants to invoke the Steve!birds and such). We just can't tell them apart otherwise. Also, assume that even when we have only one person playing Steve, it's still a Steve army you're fighting.
  • Cause they're smart aliens with advance tech, the Steves always have a way of communicating to each other even when we can't see them do it. So it justifies why a Steve may know so much about our fandom, even if that Steve wasn't there to find it out.
  • As with possession, he does it with alien tech. So you need to have been kidnapped before you can be first possessed by Steve (and those of you who do decide to be possessed, please try to do this decently, thanks~). The power of Friendship or Love may help to get the person to fight the possession, but there are other ways to break possession. However using the power of friendship or love on the Steves themselves will not damage them.
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  • Due to votes, the eating people thing is still on (there were more people okay with it than not). However, can we have the Steves be mindful that some people do get squicked by it, so don't nom on anyone unless you're SURE they're okay with it. The threat of it in general though, is completely fine to be used on anyone.

The war shows examples of the following tropes

Tropes Specific to Steve War I

     Battle of the Bulge 

     Battle of the Eye Scream 
  • An Axe to Grind: Yaoiforthelulz, after breaking her nailbat, and Manicpixiedust.
  • Baleful Polymorph: Appears to a possible side-effect of Steve turning someone into his mind slave.
  • Bare-Fisted Monk: Taka puts her skills to good use against Steve.
  • Cats Are Magic: The reason why Steve hates cats.
  • Catchphrase: "I'm killing you in my mind" or "I can kill you with my brain/mind" by most fans.
  • Cool Pet: Other than the dino users Mik and Rabbit, we also had Yaoiforthelulz's Discopogoceratops, Loulybob's dragon - Lyle, Fishie's "fish", Chelsea the Liopleurodon, and Sinnafain's basilisk enter the war.
  • Don't Ask, Just Run: General reaction to seeing Steve.
  • Eaten Alive: What Steve threatened to do to Cure, Fishie, Mik and Panda.
  • Eye Scream: One of Steve's threats was to hang our eyeballs on nails.
  • Food as Bribe: Yaoiforthelulz offered Steve a sandwich if he stopped kidnapping fans. It didn't work.
  • Friendly Sniper: Rabbit after transforming to Sailor Finland.
  • I'm a Humanitarian: When not eating nations, Steve main choice of food is this.
  • It Has Only Just Begun: After Steve is forced back, the battle to revert his mind slave back to normal had begun.
  • Lethal Chef: Loulybob invokes the English stereotype to be this.
  • Mama Bear: Dino owners do not react well to said dinos being hurt.
  • Master Poisoner: Loulybob trying to get Steve to drink poison.
  • Nice Hat: Vice Cap has a war hat.
  • Shotguns Are Just Better: Panda's weapon when she's not using her panda army.
  • Sniper Rifle: Due to one of Sinnafain's ranged weapons, and Sne_stjerne.
  • Summon Bigger Fish: Fishie rallies an army of these, and they were literally prehistoric fish.
  • The Captain: Both the Generals were MIA for this battle.
    • However Rabbit appears to fit the trope for this war, despite not having an official rank.
  • The Power of Love: Of fandomly love.
  • Things That Go "Bump" in the Night: Panda kept having moments where things kept falling, even after she closed the window where this was all happening.
  • Your Worst Nightmare: Carelessheart threatened to use the rest of the armies worst nightmare against Steve.
  • What Beautiful Eyes!: Terrifying Version; Steve wanted to add Shiny's eyes to his eye ball collection due to this.

     Battle Three 
  • Big Ol' Eyebrows: Fyn's attack on Steve was to give him Iggybrows.
  • Cape Swish: Tina and her cloak.
  • Chainsaw Good: Xaylu's Rocket Chainsaw.
  • Computer Virus: Ven's army of viruses and virtual pets
  • Cool Guns: Fishie's fish army suddenly all had photoshopped guns.
  • Despair Event Horizon: General of the Army Talon is injured after an unsuccessful rescue mission... more and more people are being possessed by Steve... General Tina has given up hope...
  • Evil All Along: TalonIceFire, the General of the Army, turned out to be the Steve as well.
  • Go Mad from the Revelation: Hanhula's discovery -
    Hanhula: ""From (now on) I plan to take a ruthless attack and do my best"'...HE'S FIGHTING STEVE OMG. HIMAPAPA IS FIGHTING AGAINST STEVE ...or... HE IS STEVE ;A;"
  • Heroic Sacrifice: General Talon's single handed attempt to free France
  • Humongous Mecha: At one point, there was a huge mecha of Iceland
  • It's All My Fault: Tina's realisation that it was her who gave Steve mind possession powers.
    Tina as Steve: "SiLlY HuMaN. Do YoU nOt UnDeRsTaNd? My KiNd cAn inFlIcT ItS WiLl OnTo oThErS aNd InfLuEnCe tHeIr mInDs.WhAt yOu tHiNk iS FoUr hAs jUsT BeEn MySeLf iN ThE FoRmS oF YoU FooLiSh hUmAnS"
  • I Take Offense to That Last One!: Of all the insults, swear words and death threats thrown at Steve, he gets offended by being called a "menace".
  • Mid-Battle Tea Break: Due to the confusion of many, the battle stopped during the middle so everyone could catch up.
  • My Greatest Failure: See It's All My Fault
  • Parenthetical Swearing: Glassesrink.
  • Rhetorical Question Blunder: Steve attempted to brag about having a mind controller on his side, via using rhetorical questions. Talon answers it then gives him a bullet to the head.
  • Rousing Speech: Performed remarkably by labc
  • Stepford Smiler: Tina when France was 'dead'
  • T-Word Euphemism: Glassesrink literally using the B-word.

     Battle Four 

     Battle Five 

     Battle Six 

Positions in the Fandomly Army

  • General of the Army - Talonicefire
  • General, Second-in-Command - Tinabanina96
  • Lieutenant General - Ventusbdaplayer and Commander Freddy
  • Major General - Labc and Chelliechu
  • Brigadier General - Blackrabbit 9
  • Colonel - Hyperemmalawlz and Sotnosen 93
  • Quartermaster - Tine_ghealain
  • Private - Sunfire 7845
  • Fleet Admiral - Thebookbug 5
  • Commander - Narumonster
  • Captain - Sinnafain
  • Medic - Shiny, Chuugoku_aru_yo, E56111920, and Chilliechu.
  • Canon Fodder - Fynnain
  • Godfather - Fufuyurifan
  • Magical Girl - Blackrabbit 9, Sotnosen 93, Gnortaku, and Kikikai


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