"Desperate Setouchins is the end of my sanity."
Desperate Setouchins is a crack-filled, tumblr-based RP, very, very, very, very loosely based off of Sengoku Basara, with absolutely no consistent or coherent plot.
The RP consists of many blogs on tumblr, which can all be found through their theme naming. All DS blogs follow a simple formula: Noun-ity-noun-noun. Examples include stalkitystalkstalk, sploditysplodesplode, whooshitywhooshwhoosh, and so on.
This Roleplay contains examples of:
- All Gays are Promiscuous: Played straight by Sasuke and Hanbei. Subverted by Fuuma and Keiji who are in a monogamous relationship. Not anymore.
- An Ice Person: Kenshin, who freezes even the alcohol he's trying to drink. However, he did provide all of the Setouchins with a white Christmas.
- Badass Family: The very best, and absolutely the most badass.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Between Sasuke and Kojuuro.
- Big, Screwed-Up Family: Matsunaga is Tsuruhime's grandfather. Need we say more?
- Brainless Beauty: Hirotsuna, who can't remember anyone's names, and often forgets he's even human.
- Bratty Half-Pint: Ranmaru and Sorin.
- Cast Full of Gay: Considering this is a crack roleplay, and Tsuruhime is pretty much the only active female character... Yep.
- Crazy Tiger Samurai: Hirotsuna, who forgot he was human until he was visited by Keiji.
- Creepy Child: Ranmaru is quickly becoming this.
- Drama Bomb: Keiji seems to be standing in the middle of the testing range with all those bombs he keeps getting hit with.
- Evil Smells Bad: If you get possessed by some of Nobunaga's aura you better bet that Fuuma will think you stink.
- Eye Scream: Fuuma's eating habits tend to invoke this.
- Face Palm: Almost everyone has done this at least once.
- Gayngst: ..not so much. The only one who's at all upset at all about all of the homo is Tsuruhime.
- Gayngster: All the Kojuuros. Masamune.
- Ghost Zombie Lich Child: Ranmaru.
- Glowing Eyes of Doom: Matsunaga has red ones, thanks to the influence of Nobunaga's Crown.
- Hellish Pupils: Fuuma, who has the yellow eyes because of his hybrid nature.
- Hero-Worshipper: Sorin started hero worshipping Ranmaru after the latter found him alone in a dark forest.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Hanbei and Mouri.
- Incompatible Orientation: Tsuruhime had a thing for Fuuma. Fuuma is not a Lolicon. And also just not interested in girly bits.
- Ineffectual Loner: Haruhisa just wants to be left alone. No one cares.
- The Insomniac: Grandpa Matsunaga is a Type B. He once passed out with a shard of glass embedded in his palm.
- The Lost Lenore: Nobunaga is this for Matsunaga.
- Little Bit Beastly: Anikinu, Harusagihisa, and Fuuma.
- Long-Lost Relative: All three Kojuuros are brothers. The serious Kojuuro does not acknowledge the other two as brothers and has accused the other two of being imposters numerous times.
- Love Dodecahedron: Fuuma and Keiji love each other. Tsuruhime used to have a crush on Fuuma. Sasuke may or may not have a crush on Fuuma. Kojuuro and Mamakou may both have feelings for Sasuke.
- Love Makes You Crazy: Just ask Matsunaga.
- Make Up or Break Up: Keiji and Fuuma are going through this right now.
- Mister Seahorse: Sasuke, who is pregnant with Keiji's child. It turns out he was lying, and attempting to test Keiji and Fuuma's love for each other.
- Mood Whiplash: If we could settle on a single mood for more than five minutes we'd all be concerned.
- Mouthy Kid: Both Sorin and Ranmaru are this.
- The Nicknamer: Kojuuro suffers from this problem, and only refers to Sasuke with anything resembling his real name.
- Non Human Lover Reveal: Fuuma to Keiji.
- Only Sane Man: Mouri, Fuuma, Kojuuro, and Mexijuuro are the only people who vaguely apply anymore, as everyone else is a bit odd. But even they have their moments. Kenshin plays it straight though.
- Real Men Wear Pink: Damn right they do.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: A sign that Matsunaga is currently not in his right mind, thanks to Nobunaga's crown.
- Running Gag: Fuuma is not a lolicon.
- Screw Yourself: Mouri has contemplated this more than once.
- Shipper on Deck: Fuuma is actually a hardcore Kou/Sasu shipper. He has posters, doujin, action figures and everything.
- Shifting Sand Land: Haruhisa's home in Gassan-Toda. If only it got people to leave him alone.
- The Unseen: Mouri's off-screen boyfriend, Pervychika. Shingen Takeda also has never been seen, though Kenshin sneaks off to Kai for weeks at a time.
- Tsundere: Mouri is this for his off-screen boyfriend, Pervychika.
- Unresolved Sexual Tension: Mouri and Hanbei.
- Unusual Ears: Dog!Motochika and Harusagihisa.
- Winged Humanoid: Resident half-Tengu Fuuma at certain times.
