- Duke and the Great Pie WarEpisode number: 23Original release date: 3/8/05
- Countertop Intro
On the Countertop, Bob and Larry once again greet the kids, before Bob explains that they got a letter from Cody Gordon from Evergreen, Colorado (who Larry greets back, calling her "Colorado Cody"), before explaining further that Cody became a big sister, with Larry congratulating Cody. However, Bob also explains that while Cody is proud of her new brother, she gets angry because no one pays attention to her anymore, as well as the fact that she can't play as much as she used to because her mother is always having her help out with the baby, before saying that her mom wants her to show love to her brother, but she's not sure how or why. Larry understands the situation, before saying that it remembers him of how he felt when his brother, Steve the Cucumber, was born. Bob is surprised, because he didn't know that Larry had a brother, before Larry tells him that he has three brothers who are named Steve the Cucumber, Mark the Cucumber, and Bob the Cucumber, with Bob being the oldest, which surprises Bob, telling Larry that he never even knew that he had a brother named Bob. Larry is certain that he's told Bob about this, with Bob saying that if he did, then he would've remembered that Larry had a brother named Bob, also telling him, "I've known you for ten years!", with Larry saying, "Has it been that long?" Larry then says that he felt the same way when his brother Steve the Cucumber was born, saying that his mother had a story for him when he felt that way. When Bob asks Larry what his brothers look like, Larry answers, "Like cucumbers". After Larry tells Cody to check out the first story, Bob says rather dubiously, "Three brothers. You think you know a guy".
- Babysitter in De-Nile
In Ancient Egypt, a bunch of Hebrew children are playing by the riverside, while in the cattails, Miriam (played by Laura Carrot) is playing with her toy boat in the water, frustrated about what's been happening recently in her family. She suddenly hears the sound of a whistle blowing, before the Lifeguard (played by Jimmy Gourd) tells all the Hebrews to get out of the water because it's an Egyptian swim. Miriam then peeks out from behind the cattails to see the Princess of Egypt (played by Miss Achmetha) being carried towards the shore of the river. Miriam then notices that her toy boat had sailed away from her, and is now sailing right towards the Princess, so she hops out through the water after the boat, but the Lifeguard tells her to get out of the water, before the Princess' guards come towards Miriam, but she gets out of the water and starts to hop home after that.
At Miriam's house, Miriam then returns home to find that her parents are throwing a party and have invited all of their friends to celebrate the birth of Miriam's brand new baby brother. Miriam's mother then asks Miriam where she's been and that she asked her to help her. Miriam's older brother Aaron then shows up after that, telling her, "Hey, Squirt, you're in trouble". Miriam is about to tell Aaron not to call her 'Squirt', before her mother tells her that she's got a lot of responsibilities now that she's a big sister, and she has more to think about than just herself. Miriam then goes to retrieve her baby brother (played by Baby Lou), before showing him off to all the guests at the party, talking about how cute 'the baby' is. At the same time this happens, two of the Pharaoh's guards (played by Jean-Claude and Phillipe Pea) hop up to the door after that. Miriam is confused about why everyone is referring to her baby brother as just 'the baby' and why they can't just call him 'he', before everyone shushes her. The baby then starts crying, before Miriam's mother tells her to feed the baby, which Miriam is not too fond of, her mother telling her that she'll be taking care of the baby while they're working, so it's never too early to learn. Miriam attempts to feed the baby, but the baby refuses, before the baby grabs hold of the spoon and hits Miriam in the face with some baby food, which everyone finds to be really cute. Miriam's mother then comforts her, telling her that that's just what babies do.
The door then opens as the Pharaoh's guards then enter the house, telling everyone to get back to work at the brickyards. When the guards notice that a brand new baby has been born, they ask if it's a baby girl, just as the camera pans over to a bunch of baseball equipment. Despite the fact that baseball stuff is for boys, the guards immediately adopt the thought that the baby is a girl before they leave, but not without one of the guards saying, "You know, statistically speaking, you'd expect to see a baby boy or two". After that, Miriam's mother then tells Miriam that she can't let the guard find out that the baby is a boy, but when Miriam asks why, her mother tells her that this is the most important thing she'll ever do, and that she'll explain later. Miriam is a little bit saddened, which her mother questions her about, Miriam answers to her mother that she never has time for her anymore before her mother says that she'd love to stay home with her and the baby but she can't, before telling Miriam to take care of herself and the baby until they get back, before she goes out the door after that. After Miriam watches her parents off, she then attempts to play with her baby brother, throwing a ball to him, but it just bounces off his head. Miriam then sourly says that she used to get all the attention before the baby came along, then picks him up, asking him "what good are you?", before noticing that he has a dirty diaper, before she starts singing about what a baby can do. However, the Pharaoh's guards hear her singing, before they come into the house again, telling her that she can't hide anything from them. Of course, when Miriam tells them she was changing the baby's diaper, this causes the guards to run out of the house in terror. Once the guards have left again, Miriam then turns to smile at her baby brother before giving him the stinkeye afterwards.
Later that night, after Miriam's parents have come home from working in the brickyards, Miriam's mother checks on the baby, before checking on Miriam after that, telling her to go back to sleep and that everything's fine. Miriam then says that she worked so hard today, to which her mother agrees with, before Miriam says that she liked it better when she was the baby, before her mother tells her that now she's the big sister and that being family means taking care of each other. When Miriam asks her mother if she still loves her too, her mother answers that she still loves her and that nothing has changed, stating that they still love for Aaron after she came along, with Miriam saying that that's different, but her mother tells her "Not at all", before telling her to get some sleep. When Miriam is asked to watch the baby again, Miriam answers that she'll do it for her mother. The next morning, after Miriam's parents and Aaron head back towards the brickyards again, Miriam is once again tasked with looking after her baby brother, but the job is still very difficult for her as everytime she tries to feed him, he keeps flinging baby food in her face.
While Miriam is sweeping up the road, Aaron tells her that she missed a spot, which miffs Miriam so much that she tells him, "Stop calling me 'Squirt'!" However, the Princess' guards are carrying the Princess down the street, with one of the Pharaoh's guards calling out that the Princess is coming through. Unfortunately, Miriam is right in the middle of the road, so Aaron quickly pushes Miriam out of the way, just as the Princess's caravan stops in front of him, which sends one of the Pharaoh's guards flying until he hits the ground behind Aaron. When Miriam asks Aaron if he's alright, Aaron answers that he's just fine, before telling Miriam to get out of there before there's trouble. The first guard is still disoriented from the impact, asking who did that, before Aaron answers that it was he who did it, to which the guards promptly punish Aaron by taking him to the brickyard, while Miriam asks Aaron why he did that, but Aaron does not answer as he gets taken away. Back at Miriam's house, Miriam's mother says that it's getting more dangerous and that it's not safe for the baby anymore. When Miriam asks what it is that the Egyptians are doing, Miriam's father says that it's time Miriam knew, before Miriam's mother answers that the Pharaoh is afraid of the Hebrews, fearing that they'll taking over Egypt, so he has ordered for his guards to take away the first-born baby boys, which is the reason why Miriam's parents have asked for Miriam to watch out for the baby, to which Miriam realizes that this is the reason Aaron watched out for her. Of course, Miriam thinks that it's silly, saying that they're just babies, before her father tells her that that's what they pray for every night. Miriam's mother then says that they can't keep the baby in the house anymore because it's just not safe, before Miriam's father asks where they can hide the baby. Fortunately, Miriam knows of a place to hide the baby.
Later, the baby is now in a basket in the waters of the river, with Miriam telling him that he has to be very quiet. Before the sound of the Lifeguard's whistle is heard once again, with the Lifeguard once again telling all of the Hebrews to get out of the water because it's an Egyptian swim. Of course, the baby then starts crying, but when Miriam shushes him, she accidentally bumps the basket, which causes it to drift out in the water away from her, as she hops after the basket, before the Lifeguard yells her to get out of the water. Miriam then hops out of the water and it seems at first she's going to abandon, but realizes that she has to watch out for her as she resumes chasing after the basket. The baby is still crying as the guards hear the baby's cries, with Miriam hopping along the side of the river after him, with the Lifeguard asking Miriam where she's going before telling the guards, "Somebody stop her!" Miriam finds herself caught by the guards, before the Princess discovers the baby, which the guards are confused about. The Princess then says that she's going to keep the baby, calling him Moses because she drew him up out of the water, before asking how to take care of the baby, which the guards have no clue about. Fortunately, Miriam tells the Princess that she can find someone to take care of the baby, which the Princess agrees with, telling Miriam to bring the baby back when he walks, before the Princess then threatens the guards that if they're ever harsh to the baby, she'll have their heads, with one of the Pharaoh's guards telling her, "I'm not sure how that would work". Later, once the baby, now named Moses, has been brought back to Miriam's house, Miriam tells her family that the Princess says that they can stay home and take care of the baby and that they won't have to work in the brickyards anymore. Miriam's family are proud of Miriam for what she did save Moses, with Miriam saying that she loves her brother, before Moses hits her with more baby food again, which causes everyone to start laughing after that.
- The Blues with Larry
Larry is attempting to sing the Blues with a blues-singing lemon named Blind Lemon Lincoln. However, Larry's attempt at singing the blues has him singing about being given ice cream by his dad, to which Blind Lemon tells Larry that you're supposed to sing the Blues when you're sad. Blind Lemon then gives Larry an ice cream bar, but he quickly snatches it away and eats it all in one bite, before Larry starts singing about how his ice cream got taken away. However, Larry then sings that he has a cookie, but Blind Lemon also snatches the cookie away from Larry before smashing it to bits with his guitar, to which Larry then starts singing about how his cookies and ice cream are gone. Larry then brightens up again, saying that he has a strudel, as well as a poodle, to which Blind Lemon then leaves in disgust after that, claiming that Larry is "way too happy to be singing the Blues". However, a polka player (played by Oscar the Polish Caterer) shows up, asking Larry if he would like to polka, which Larry agrees to, as he and the poodle start dancing to polka.
- Duke and the Great Pie War
A storybook opens up on the counter as a choir starts singing about a pie war that broke out between two kingdoms, the Kingdom of Scone and the Kingdom of Rhubarb, before also singing about the story of a duke named Duke Duke (played by Larry the Cucumber), who fell in love with a beautiful Rhubarbarian woman named Sweet Petunia, as well as the fact that Petunia is accompanied by her mother-in-law Nona (played by Madame Blueberry). The scene then switches to "Ye Olde Knight School", where Duke, along with a trio of carrot knights and a perpetually sleepy knight named Sleepless Knight (played by Jimmy Gourd), are being trained by Irwin (played by Pa Grape) to be first-rank knights to serve in the pie war. Part of their training involves running past a bunch of bars with donuts strung on them and to avoid getting hit by the donuts. However, while the other knights were able to avoid getting hit by the donuts, Duke ends up getting hit when he drops his sword and tries to pick it up, which sends him flying until he hits the ground. Irwin then tells Duke, "If that'd been a pie, you'd be creamed right now! You're hopeless!"
At that moment, Irwin's top student Otis the Elevated (played by Mr. Lunt) shows up, accompanied by his accomplice Novak (played by Mr. Nezzer). Otis then demonstrates the element of surprise in war by taunting Sleepless Knight into charging him, which Sleepless Knight does, but Otis blinds him with sunlight reflected off the surface of a shield, which causes Sleepless Knight to fall face down on the ground in front of Otis, with Otis claiming, "All is fair in love and war", which Duke thinks doesn't make any sense. Novak then announces that Otis will be taking all comers in the annual Jousting Tournament. Otis then tells all the knights that this is the training that could save their lives when facing a Rhubarbarian, and that there isn't a nice one among them. Meanwhile, at a nice little treehouse in the forest, Sweet Petunia is approached by Nona, before telling Nona that what she made for dinner is "water soup". Nona then tells Petunia that she's been kind to her for years, before Petunia responds that Nona's also been kind to her as well. Even though Nona insists on being called a mother-in-law when Petunia calls her "mother", Petunia tells Nona that she's been like a mother to her. However, a pair of carrot ladies pass by while carrying a basket of apples, while telling Petunia, "Go back to your own kingdom, Rhubarbarian!" One of the apples then falls out of the basket and rolls in front of Petunia, just as a young pea notices the fallen apple. Petunia then picks up the apple and gives it back to the pea, before she is met with a glare from one of the carrot ladies who escorts the pea away. After that, Petunia then sadly admits that ever since arriving in Scone, she doesn't seem to fit in because everyone is so mean to her.
Down the road, Duke and his friend Lucas (played by Bob the Tomato) come down the road while medieval-style surf music plays, before Nona then tells Petunia to get the apple, before Nona then throws the apple for Petunia to fetch. Duke and Lucas continue hopping down the road, with Duke asking Lucas why they're taking the long path home, before Lucas tells him that Nona moved back to town. We then learn that Nona is Duke's second cousin, twice removed, according to Lucas. The two then notice Nona and Petunia, with Duke mistaking Petunia for Nona, before Lucas reminds him that Nona is the short one while Petunia is the tall beautiful one, but tells Duke not to get friendly with Petunia because she's a Rhubarbarian. Of course, Duke disregards this, saying that Petunia is kind, which Petunia demonstrates by giving the apple back to Nona. Nona is happy to see Duke again, as is Duke, before Nona then introduces Duke to Sweet Petunia. Petunia then tells Duke that Nona told her so much about him, before offering some soup to Duke, saying that there's not much, but would be glad to share it with him. However, when Duke tries to act gentlemanly in front of Petunia, he accidentally bumps the soup pot when he bows down, which causes the soup pot to swing back and hit him from behind, which causes him to knock the bowl of soup to the ground. Duke and Petunia both try to retrieve the bowl at the same time but they keep bumping each other's heads when trying to do so.
Duke then decides to make it up to Petunia regardless, asking her what she needs, but Petunia tells him that she doesn't need anything, which Nona agrees with. Lucas then reminds Duke about the war, but Duke decides to do something for Petunia by allowing her to gather leftover apples from his orchards, which Petunia thanks Duke for. After Duke and Lucas leave, Lucas chides Duke for getting friendly with Petunia saying that the people of Scone don't take kindly to anyone acting friendly to a Rhubarbarian, but Duke thinks that Lucas is overreacting. The next day, Duke and Lucas then go off to see Petunia and Nona who are collecting apples, not realizing that the people of Scone are turning against him all because he was showing kindness towards Petunia. Duke tries to dissuade this before getting hit by an apple, trying to pass it off as an accident. The carrot knights then show up after that, one of them asking "How many Rhubarbarians does it take to change a light bulb?" When the other knights ask what a light bulb is, the first one answers, "I don't know, but if I did, I'm sure it would not change my negative opinion on Rhubarbarians". The carrot knights then hop off laughing after that.
Petunia then tells Duke that she has to go, saying that things will only get worse if he's seen with her, but Duke tells her that things will be fine before he trips over a bucket after that. Petunia then helps Duke up before telling him that he dropped his hat, but they both end up bumping their heads again. Petunia then says goodbye to Duke as she hops towards the door, but ends up bumping into the side of the door, while Duke has managed to get his hat. Nona then hops back down the ladder after that, saying that Petunia is somewhat clumsy for a princess, which surprises Lucas when he hears that Petunia is a princess. Duke then asks Nona that if Petunia is a princess, then why are they so poor.
Because of that, Nona then explains in storybook style that before the Pie War, she once had a husband, Gildesleeve the Invincible, and that they had a son, Ryan the Only-Slightly-Less-Invincible. When Nona mentions that Ryan married Petunia, Duke is surprised that Petunia is married, interrupting the story, but Nona resumes telling the story, explaining that after Ryan married Petunia, they all went to live in Rhubarb, but before leaving, Gildesleeve provided for his brother (whom a lot of viewers recognize to be Otis the Elevated) by giving him half of the golden crest (which is in the shape of a duck) that was the key to his castle. Otis is given the body of the duck, which he is surprised about, thinking that Gildesleeve doesn't trust him, while the head of the duck, which contains the key to the vault, is given to Nona. That was when things got bad, with the armies of Rhubarb and Scone going to war against each other, which began the Great Pie War. Nona also explains that both Gildesleeve and Ryan were neither invincible nor slightly less invincible, as they both end up getting hit by pies in the war. Duke then asks Nona why she didn't stay in Rhubarb, before Nona explains even further that while Petunia's family welcomed her, they wouldn't let Nona in after what happened. She then explains that Petunia was so compassionate so she sacrificed being a princess in order to be with Nona. After this explanation, Duke then says that this is complicated, before reiterating that Nona is forced to live in a tree stump because of Gildesleeve's brother, before Nona tells him that he only looks out for himself. Duke is sympathetic for Nona, wanting to do something to get the other half of the crest back for Nona and Petunia.
Fortunately, Nona comes up with an idea as she rummages through the bucket of apples and retrieves the head of the duck which has the key, before calling out to Petunia. Petunia then comes out while carrying a metal bowl of apples, asking Nona how apple fricassee sounds. Nona then gives Petunia the key to the vault, saying that Petunia needs it more than she does, which surprises Petunia, before Nona tells her that Duke can be able to help with getting the other half of the crest. When Petunia asks what Duke has to do with it, Nona tells her to give Duke the key and ask him to joust for her in the tournament. Even though she is hesitant about it, Petunia decides to do what Nona tells her as she hops up to Duke, but accidentally bumps into him from behind. When Duke turns to face Petunia, Nona tells Petunia to tell him that she thinks he's nice, but when Petunia tries to tell him, it comes out as "I nice", which Duke agrees with. With more urging from Nona, Petunia is finally able to tell Duke that she thinks he's nice, which Duke is flattered by, before Petunia then gives the key to Duke, which Duke asks her about. Petunia is then able to ask Duke to joust for her at the tournament to win the other half of the crest from Gildesleeve's brother. When Duke is confused about this, Petunia mentions further, with more help from Nona, that if Gildesleeve's brother won't look out for family, then Duke must. When Duke asks Petunia about this, Petunia tells him, "You're Nona's second cousin", to which Duke replies "Twice removed", before Petunia tells Duke that it's a lot to ask, but she wants, or rather, needs him to joust for her. At first, Duke is at a loss for words, but he finally accepts Petunia's request for him to joust for her in the tournament, saying that he'll do anything for her, even if he has to joust Otis the Elevated. When Duke asks who Gildesleeve's brother is, Nona answers that it's none other than Otis the Elevated, something which Duke is shocked to hear.
Nevertheless, Duke approaches Otis, telling him that he's going to joust him at the tournament. Of course, when Otis hears this news, he starts laughing, until he sees the key of the duck-shaped crest hanging around Duke's neck, before he realizes that the body of the duck is the only thing that he has. Duke then tells Otis that that the winner gets both halves of the duck, which Otis is interested in hearing, before Duke tells him, "If you won't take care of family, I will". Otis then retorts that "looking out for others is for saps", but Duke tells him that "looking out for others is true love". This only makes Otis laugh more, telling Duke that he's seen him train before telling him that he's on. Soon, the day of the tournament has come at last, as Novak introduces the crowds to the two competitors of the joust, which are Otis the Elevated (which everyone cheers for) and Duke Duke (which everyone boos at as someone throws an apple at his head). Novak then explains that the winner gets both halves of the golden crest to Gildesleeve's castle with all the treasure that lies within, before also saying that if they act now, will include a lovely set of ginsu knives. Novak then explains that the contest will consist of three tests worthy of a knight, the first one being an obstacle course known as "the Implausibly Arduous Obstacle Course of Peril". Duke is rather nervous by the sight of this obstacle course, though Otis is the first one to go through the obstacle course, as he quickly slides down the slide, runs on the turning ramp, slides down a tunnel, navigates his way past a bunch of boots, hammers, and boxing gloves on swinging poles, swings over a pit of slime, and bounces up a trampoline next to Novak, with 23 seconds as his best time. It is now Duke's turn, but he ends up losing his balance down the slide, before he falls onto the ramp, staggers into the tunnel, gets hit by each of the swinging weapons, falls into the slime pit, and ends up hitting the side of the announcement post when he attempts to bounce up on the trampoline, with 67 seconds for his worst time. Lucas, Petunia, and Nona have been watching everything, with Lucas saying that it's not looking too good for Duke.
The second test of the joust is what's known as "the Hurling Catapults of Slime", in which Duke and Otis are to be asked a riddle by the Abbot of Costello (played by Scallion # 1), to which if one of them guesses the answer right, the other will get catapulted into a bucket of slime. The Abbot then goes ahead with the riddle, which is, "There are three members of the royal family with strange names; Sir Who, Prince What, and Lady I Don't Know. They want to board a ferry to cross a treacherous river. Taking into account their rank, what would be the reverse order in which they should board the ferry?" By luck, Duke is able to correctly guess "Who's on first", "What's on second", and third is "I Don't Know". When Otis tries to ask who went third, he ends up getting catapulted into the bucket of slime as a result. Lucas, Petunia, and Nona are especially happy to see that Duke was able to beat Otis in the second test of the joust, to which Novak is surprised to see, at the same time that Otis comes out of the slime while looking very angry. The third test of the joust is what's known as "the Joust with the Pies of Doom". The joust involves Duke and Otis jousting each other on wooden horses with pies situated at the ends of their lances, and that whoever gets knocked off his horse loses. Otis then yells at Duke that he's going to lose everything, before Duke then looks down, becoming dizzy at how high up he is on the ramp. Lukas then tells Duke that no one would blame him if he backed out, saying that Petunia is a Rhubarbarian, before asking Duke if he's really willing to take a pie for Petunia. Duke then answers that Petunia has no family to look out for her and that he has to think of her first.
The joust then begins as both Duke and Petunia charge towards each other on their horses, but they miss the first time as the horses then roll up the opposite ramps before rolling back down again towards each other. They miss the second time, before they both charge down the ramps again, but this time, sunlight then reflects off the top of Otis's helmet and onto the key around Petunia's neck, blinding him and leading him to get knocked off his horse by Duke, which means that Duke is the winner of the joust. The carrot knights and Sleepless Knight are proud of Duke for winning the joust, just as Novak approaches the defeated Otis, who bitterly asks him, "What are you looking at?" Petunia then approaches Duke, as Duke tells her that they'll be family now and that he'll take care of her forever, which Petunia is happy to hear. Later, the Abbot of Costello has married Duke and Petunia, before telling them, "You may now join the halves of the duck", which Duke does. However, once the two halves of the golden duck-shaped crest have been made whole again, the duck then walks around a few times before laying a golden egg on the ground. Of course, Duke and Petunia end up bumping their heads again when they both try to retrieve the egg at the same time, before the choir from before then sings about true love, just as the story then comes to an end after that.
- Countertop Outro
Bob compliments Larry about the stories that he presented, saying that they were great stories about loving your family. Larry then thanks Bob for the compliment, before telling Bob that he felt bad about never telling him about his family, and that he gave his brothers a call so that Bob could meet them. Three cucumbers then hop onto the Countertop, as Larry introduces Bob to them, which are his brothers Bob (a short mustachioed cucumber with a white collar and a yellow tie with brown polka-dots), Steve (a tall cucumber with a purple coat and a yellow necklace), and Mark (a middle-height bespectacled cucumber with blonde hair, a white collar, a dark red bowtie, and a red coat). Bob then tells the three cucumber siblings that it's great to meet them, but they do not say anything, with Larry telling him that they're not much for talking, but they sure can sing. Larry demonstrates this by telling his brothers that they're over by Qwerty to talk about what they've learned today, to which the three cucumbers then start singing a choir-like version of the "What Have We Learned" song. After the song ends, the three cucumbers then leave after that, with Larry telling Bob that they have to get back to the hardware store, which Bob is confused about, to which Larry answers with, "I chose a life of show business, they chose a life of hardware", with Bob telling him that they sing so nice, before Larry tells him, "You should see them with the table song". Despite this, Bob and Larry consult Qwerty for a verse, which he brings up as, "Be devoted to one another in brotherly love. Honor one another above yourselves. Romans 12:10". Bob then recaps that in the story of Miriam and Moses, Miriam learned that she needed to think first about what her brother needed and she showed love to him by protecting him, even though it was hard, before Larry also recaps that in the story of "the Princess and the Pie War", Duke, Sweet Petunia, and Nona all looked out for each other because each wanted the others to be happy. Bob then tells Cody that God gave us families to help each other and that the very best way for her to show love to her new little brother is to think about him first, kinda like how your mom looks out for you, and that will help him grow up to be a great brother and that Cody will feel great because she helped. Larry agrees with that, because "True love always thinks of others first". Bob and Larry then sign off, before Larry tells Bob that he has to go do a video link with his dad, who is an astronaut, because he's in orbit and that he has to wish him a happy birthday, before he hops off, before Bob hops off after him telling him, "Larry, we gotta talk more!" The episode then ends after that.
Character Introductions: Oscar the Polish Caterer, Petunia Rhubarb
- Captain Obvious: This exchange between Bob and Larry in the Countertop Intro;Bob: What do they look like?Larry: My brothers? [Bob nods] Like... cucumbers.
- Character Name and the Noun Phrase: "Duke and the Great Pie War"
- Chekhov's Skill/Hoist by His Own Petard: In "Duke and the Great Pie War", Otis demonstrates the skill of using reflected sunlight to blind his charging opponent, which he uses against Sleepless Knight. This later comes back to bite him during the third test of the joust when sunlight reflects off his helmet and right off the key hanging around Petunia's neck, which blinds Otis, leaving him as an open target to get knocked off his horse by Duke.
- Cute Clumsy Girl: Petunia, to the point of parody, in "Duke and the Great Pie War".
- Diving Save: Aaron does this to save Miriam in "Babysitter in De-Nile".
- Doomy Dooms of Doom: In "Duke and the Great Pie War", the third test of the joust is known as "the Joust with the Pies of Doom".
- Everybody Laughs Ending: "Babysitter in De-Nile" ends with Miriam and her family laughing after Miriam gets hit in the face with baby food again.
- Eye Twitch: Duke does this in "Duke and the Great Pie War" in response to Nona telling him that Otis the Elevated is Gildesleeve's brother.
- Gasp!: Everyone in the crowds at the joust do this in "Duke and the Great Pie War" do this, after they hear Otis tell Duke that Nona, Petunia, and all the other peasants can starve for all he cares.
- Lightbulb Joke: Lampshaded in "Duke and the Great Pie War":Carrot Knight # 1: How many Rhubarbarians does it take to change a light bulb?Carrot Knight # 2: I don't know. How many Rhubarbari- Uh, what's a light bulb?Carrot Knight # 1: I don't know, but if I did, I'm sure it would not change my negative opinion on Rhubarbarians!
- Running Gag: "It's complicated, I'll explain later." Eventually Duke tells Nona, "it kind of is later."
- Sequel Episode: Inverted with "Duke and the Great Pie War", as it's actually a prequel to "King George and the Ducky".
- Shipper on Deck: Nona tries to push Duke and Petunia together (not that they weren't attracted to each other anyway), knowing that Petunia will be better off if she's married to Duke.
- Sleepy Head: Sleepless Knight in "Duke and the Great Pie War".
- Something Completely Different: This is the third episode in which the "What Have We Learned" song is not played by Qwerty, instead sung by a character. In this case, the song is sung by Larry's three brothers.
- The Stinger: During the ending credits, we are treated to an additional scene from "Babysitter in De-Nile", in which the Pharoah's guards are trying to find Moses inside Miriam's house, without any luck, because Miriam has hidden him in different places all over the house. After the guards leave, it is then revealed that Miriam had hung up Moses up on the door.
- Valley Girl: The Princess has been turned into this in "Babysitter in De-Nile".
- Virtue Is Weakness: Otis' perspective. When Duke calls him out for not taking care of family, he replies, "You think I got where I am by looking out for others? Looking out for others is for saps!"
- Who's on First?: A literal example of the infamous "Who's on First" skit shows up in "Duke and the Great Pie War".