After knocking out Snake when he goes to attack her in an alley, Marge gets a much-needed surge of adrenaline in her hum-drum life and decides to join the Springfield Police Force.
This episode contains examples of:
- Action Mom: Marge becomes a strong, competent police officer while still keeping up with her housework.
- Apathetic Citizens: The people watching Snake's card games are outraged when he's discovered to be cheating, but take no effort to stop or chase after him once he flees, only staring blankly at Marge when she suggests they do something.
- When Marge goes to the police station early in the episode, Wiggum and the other cops are hauling what you think is a criminal into the station. Turns out they were just bringing in a pizza.Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh? Well we got everything we need on you.
- And then when Marge asks if she can join up, the cops laugh for several seconds... before Wiggum welcomes her.
- Immediately after Wiggum tells Marge, "Welcome aboard", we see an establishing shot of the Simpson house and Homer shouting, "You WHAT?!" Cut to inside the house, where he's talking to Bart instead of Marge:Bart: I just borrowed your nail clipper. What's the big deal?
Homer: Nothing. I'm just edgy since your mother told me she wants to be a cop.
- During basic training on an obstacle course, Marge struggles to get over a wall.Wiggum: Women always have trouble with the wall. They never seem to find the door. (a bunch of men are casually walking through a nearby door)
- With a bit of Take That!: Homer laments that when he thought Marge going to the police academy, it would be fun and exciting like that movie: Spaceballs. Instead, it had been painful and disturbing like Police Academy.
- When Marge goes to the police station early in the episode, Wiggum and the other cops are hauling what you think is a criminal into the station. Turns out they were just bringing in a pizza.
- Black Comedy: Homer uses Marge's police tape on Ned's house. Predictably, Ned comes home and thinks something horrible has happened.Homer: (laughing) Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead! Did you get it? (Ned uneasily chuckles) They're not, though. But you thought they were.
Homer: That's why it was so funny. But they're not.
Ned: That's a good one.
- Buffy Speak: Moe thinks "garage" sounds too fancy; he just calls them "car holes". Homer later uses the term himself.
- Bullying a Dragon: Being married to a policewoman, Homer believes he's automatically above the law. When Marge, being on duty, discovers him breaking the law in a couple of ways (namely parking his car on spaces for disabled people and buying beer for teenagers), she tries to make him reconsider, but Homer has none of it and even rubs it in her face as he briefly takes her hat and plays with it. Naturally, it all gets him arrested.
- Call-Back: Early in the episode, Marge goes to the police station to apply for a job as an officer, causing all the male officers to laugh hysterically. At the end of the episode, when Marge quits being an officer, the same male officers laugh hysterically again.
- Dirty Cop: The police at the end ignore the pant counterfeiting operation because they get to keep the pants for themselves. This causes Marge to quit.
- Donut Mess with a Cop: Invoked. At one point, when the family is having breakfast, the newly-made police Marge can be seen eating a donut and drinking coffee. However, she soon proves to be very capable and far from incompetent. Also, two cops are assigned to keep an eye on the donut shop, and call in when they cook up a fresh batch.
- Failed a Spot Check: "Women always have trouble with the wall. Can't ever seem to find the door." Pan out to show the male police recruits casually strolling through said door.
- First Day from Hell: Despite being Marge's first day as a cop, she's assigned to Junkyville and Bumtown. Subverted, however, in that nothing bad happens to her.
- Foot Popping: When Homer kisses Marge, his foot lifts, an ironic action for someone who was concerned that with Marge becoming a cop, he wouldn't be the man of the house anymore.
- Freeze-Frame Bonus: Homer would have lost even without Snake cheating, as when Marge flips over the cards, the missing red card is replaced with a Two of Spades.
- Heel Realization: Homer after Marge saves his life from Herman.
- I Did What I Had to Do: Marge feels regretful after having to arrest Homer and apologizes to him, but makes it clear that she did it because it was the correct choice and states he will eventually learn to feel grateful there are competent cops in the streets.Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right. Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there.
- I'll Pretend I Didn't Hear That: Marge offers to turn a blind eye to Homer buying beer for teenagers as long as he moves his car away from where he's parked it across three handicapped spaces. He doesn't, instead opting to take her hat and do a mocking impersonation of her, so she arrests him anyway.
- Improvised Zipline: Herman tries to make a getaway using his counterfeit jeans as a zipline, but Marge correctly isn't worried and the jeans rip easily, sending him to the ground for easy capture.
- Incredibly Lame Fun: Marge is disappointed to realize that after catching a criminal, buying ham no longer thrills her. So she crosses over to buying devilled ham.
- Indy Hat Roll: Marge gets an impulse to do this under her garage door.
- Herman is foiled by his own shoddy merchandise when he tries to zipline away from Marge using his counterfeit jeans, only for them to rip and send him falling to the ground.
- Snake didn't need to cheat to beat Homer.
- Jerkass: Homer, who parks across three handicapped spaces and refuses to move, uses police equipment to do whatever he likes, and steals a man's last meal.
- Large Ham: The Gun Nut at the police training.Gun Nut: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking GUNS?!Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get a gun until you tell me your name!Gun Nut: I've had it up to here with your "rules"!
- Literal-Minded: Homer, during the climax:Homer: A counterfeit-jeans ring operating out of my car hole! I'm gonna tell everyone! Wait here.
Herman: (pulls his gun at Homer) Not so fast.
(Homer slows down)
Homer: All right...
Herman: Maybe you should just stop entirely.
- Literally Laughable Question: Subverted when Marge tries joining the Springfield Police Department. Her request to sign up is met with the cops laughing for several seconds... only for them to stop and say "welcome aboard". In the end, when she declares her resignation over their stealing the evidence for their own use, they laugh again, but then politely wish her luck.
- The Magazine Rule: Marge's favourite read is "Sponge and Vacuum". Due to her newly discovered love of adventure, she considers such other things as "Bear Baiter".
- Miranda Rights:Marge: You have the right to remain silent!
Homer: I choose to waive that right. (starts screaming)
- Mundane Utility: Homer keeps using Marge's pepper spray as a condiment.Homer: Mmm, incapacitating...
- Off-Model: In two different scenes, Chief Wiggum's hair is black, not unlike his earliest appearances on the show.
- Reality Ensues:
- Even if Herman's jeans weren't counterfeit they would still make for a lousy zipline and quickly rip.
- Average people aren't going to try and run down a criminal, potentially getting stabbed or shot in the process, over a few dollars that isn't theirs.
- Schmuck Bait: Snake's three-card monte. Homer still falls for it.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: Defied. Homer, thinking that he's above the law now that Marge is a cop, tries to park in three handicapped places, buy beer for the three bullies (even though Kearney is said to be of the legal age to drink in America), and steal Marge's hat. He gets thrown in jail. He becomes angry with Marge afterwards, but later apologizes.
- Serial Numbers Filed Off: Invoked; Marge shows Lisa a hand puppet called "McGriff the Crime Dog":Marge: "Hello, Lisa, help me bite crime. Woof woof."
- Shooting Gallery: Part of Marge's police training. She successfully shoots all the criminal targets, only to be reprimanded by Chief Wiggum:Wiggum: Tsk tsk tsk. You missed the baby, you missed the blind man...
Milhouse: Is Bart home?
- In the climax, Marge is in the backyard trying to save Homer from Hermann, and various targets pop up, much to her annoyance:
(Marge pulls her gun up; Abe appears)
Abe: Just takin' Maggie for a stroll!
(Marge pulls her gun up; a witch appears from behind a fence, and Marge shoots it. Ned pops up from behind the fence)
Ned: Well, I guess I am putting up the Halloween decorations a little early. Criticism accepted.
- Stealing the Handicapped Spot: Homer parks his car across three of them at the same time, in an attempt to take advantage of his wife's new status. When Marge tells him to move his car, he refuses and takes her hat, forcing her to arrest him.
- They Killed Kenny Again: Hans Moleman meets his end in this episode by being executed in a local jail after Homer eats his last meal. How he got on death row in the first place is left up in the air.
- Wise Beyond Their Years: Lisa:Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are well and good, but aren't police a force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we should attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?