Bart does battle with his bully of a new fourth grade teacher (voiced by Willem Dafoe). Said battle, plus Homer forgetting to book a Labor Day campsite one year in advance, leads the family to attend a Burning Man parody called "Blazing Guy".
- Bring My Brown Pants: When Bart shows him the prank he has planned for the teacher, Milhouse says "It's good, but it doesn't make me pee my pants." Then the teacher comes in and Milhouse wets his pants.
- Call-Back: The Coyote Spirit Advisor from "El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer" appears in one of Marge's hallucinations.
- Creator Cameo: The guy with the flaming sousaphone at Blazing Guy is long-timenote animation director David Silverman, who routinely attends the real Burning Man under the name "Tubatron."
- Dartboard of Hate: Sideshow Bob has one in his cell.
- Embarrassing Nickname: The new teacher nicknames Nelson "Smellson".Nelson: I prayed no one would ever think of that!
- Everyone Has Standards:
"Even I think this is too far."
- Chalmers was horrified when he learned that Mr. Lassen will be teaching Barts fourth class at Springfield Elementary School.
- Nelson is appalled at Lassen forcing Bart to touch an electric orb (which dial is set to "agonizing").
- Malicious Misnaming: Nelson's Embarrassing Nickname mentioned above.
- Mushroom Samba: Marge after taking some "tea" at Blazing Guy.
- The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Lassen and Sideshow Bob try to form an alliance against Bart but it fails because Bob refuses the idea of sharing the role of killing Bart.
- Pun-Based Title: To the Led Zeppelin song "Dazed And Confused" from Led Zeppelin I
- Sad Trombone: Played on the aforementioned flaming sousaphone.
- Sadist Teacher: Bart's new teacher Mr. Lassen, who would harm to torture students. A trait even the other teachers and staff members wouldnt cross.
- The Sociopath: Lassen is described as one of the "sociopathic child-haters" by Chalmers. The fact that he doesn't do anything to prove him wrong is an Understatement.
- Traumatic Haircut: One of Lassen's punishments that he inflicts upon Bart.
- Villain Team-Up: Subverted in the ending. Apparently, Lassen and Sideshow Bob don't make a good team at all if they can't take turns gutting the boy.